Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.
Hello everyone! First off my name is Heza to you, and that's all you need to know about my name! I love manga and anime and drawing, music, anything dealing with the arts basically. I don't like when my spacebar decides to stick when i'm in the middle of a story.
Mangas I adore: Naruto, Ultra Maniac, Beauty Pop, Nobara, Wild Ones, Hayate The Combat Butler, Tsubasa Chronicle, Holic, Fruits Basket
Anime: Naruto (I'm a Narutard XD), Tsubasa Chronicle, Chibi Vampire, Mermaid Melody, CardCaptor Sakura
NejiTen: I LOVE this couple! You talk bad about this couple and I will find and destroy you...okay, so I won't, but whatever, i'll be mad. They are totally meant to be, and nobody can change my mind! Even you Kishi! Screw you and your issues with my ship!
NaruHina: I love this couple too, Hinata-chan excepted Naruto from the very beginning, and he needs someone sweet and wonderful to balance his insanity! Together they are perfection!
ShikaTema: I'm real sorry to the ShikaIno lovers (okay, I'm not), but I feel like this couple was planned out from the beginning. Shikamaru and Temari are great together, and there is evidence for those who think there isn't.
SasuSaku: I know, I know. The emo dude and the fangirl. Shut up, this couple just appeals to me. I can't picture either one of them with anyone else. I would think about it and make a list of why I like this couple but it seems as if almost everyone I've met who are narutards like me (and I get along with) like this couple or at least tolerate it, so if you want an explanation go ask someone else.
Here is some info on some of my stories!
Mitsuki is one of the top psychologists in Konoha. She deals with all sorts of problems, from others to her own. It's not all fun and games, but someones gotta do it. There's more to it than just humor, there's actually some romance, and not all of it happens in the psychiatric unit. NejiTen SasuSaku GaaMitsu ShikaTema NaruHina -COMPLETE!
Naruto truth or dare: My Way!
If you don't know what truth or dare is, you must have had/ have a deprived childhood. All dares are welcome, except those rated M or R. I don't do yaoi yuri or incest. And i don't kill anybody. I just torture. Okay, no death. Basically the pairings are SakuSasuMitsuGaa, ShikaTema, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoChou, eventually the square is decided. I do do host pairings.
I was just joking!
Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they approached the booth that said 'ninja' at their school career fair. Now they've been taken to Konoha and they're both under house arrest with two living ice cubes. Great. Just fricking great. -FINISHED-
My current projects!!
Have you ever...?
Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I have. Have you ever run into a door you could've dodged? I have. Have you ever klutzed out around your crush? Sadly, I have. -May post if I like it when I'm done. Not sure yet.- -FINITO-
Okay, time for the randomness!!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Heza-chan x3
If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, Xanie, Heza-chan X3
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
If you are 110 percent OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3
If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3
If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
There are three kinds of people:
"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."
People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.
Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
OMG! The rains wet.
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in by favor?!”
“I’m not random I just have many thoughts.”
“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”
‘The earth is blue like an orange…”
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves
I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot
“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”
First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”
“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.”
"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."
"Evil Beware; we have waffles."
When in doubt we fight using fish!
"NAGGING! FIRE ONE!"
Now that I've put a smile on the frowning face of the world or scarred you all for life, please enjoy my fanfics!!
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