Heza-chan X3
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Joined 06-02-07, id: 1291261, Profile Updated: 07-17-13
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Hello everyone! First off my name is Heza to you, and that's all you need to know about my name! I love manga and anime and drawing, music, anything dealing with the arts basically. I don't like when my spacebar decides to stick when i'm in the middle of a story.

Mangas I adore: Naruto, Ultra Maniac, Beauty Pop, Nobara, Wild Ones, Hayate The Combat Butler, Tsubasa Chronicle, Holic, Fruits Basket

Anime: Naruto (I'm a Narutard XD), Tsubasa Chronicle, Chibi Vampire, Mermaid Melody, CardCaptor Sakura

Naruto Couples:

NejiTen: I LOVE this couple! You talk bad about this couple and I will find and destroy you...okay, so I won't, but whatever, i'll be mad. They are totally meant to be, and nobody can change my mind! Even you Kishi! Screw you and your issues with my ship!

NaruHina: I love this couple too, Hinata-chan excepted Naruto from the very beginning, and he needs someone sweet and wonderful to balance his insanity! Together they are perfection!

ShikaTema: I'm real sorry to the ShikaIno lovers (okay, I'm not), but I feel like this couple was planned out from the beginning. Shikamaru and Temari are great together, and there is evidence for those who think there isn't.

SasuSaku: I know, I know. The emo dude and the fangirl. Shut up, this couple just appeals to me. I can't picture either one of them with anyone else. I would think about it and make a list of why I like this couple but it seems as if almost everyone I've met who are narutards like me (and I get along with) like this couple or at least tolerate it, so if you want an explanation go ask someone else.


Here is some info on some of my stories!

Konoha Psychologist

Mitsuki is one of the top psychologists in Konoha. She deals with all sorts of problems, from others to her own. It's not all fun and games, but someones gotta do it. There's more to it than just humor, there's actually some romance, and not all of it happens in the psychiatric unit. NejiTen SasuSaku GaaMitsu ShikaTema NaruHina -COMPLETE!

Naruto truth or dare: My Way!

If you don't know what truth or dare is, you must have had/ have a deprived childhood. All dares are welcome, except those rated M or R. I don't do yaoi yuri or incest. And i don't kill anybody. I just torture. Okay, no death. Basically the pairings are SakuSasuMitsuGaa, ShikaTema, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoChou, eventually the square is decided. I do do host pairings.

I was just joking!

Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they approached the booth that said 'ninja' at their school career fair. Now they've been taken to Konoha and they're both under house arrest with two living ice cubes. Great. Just fricking great. -FINISHED-

My current projects!!

Have you ever...?

Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I have. Have you ever run into a door you could've dodged? I have. Have you ever klutzed out around your crush? Sadly, I have. -May post if I like it when I'm done. Not sure yet.- -FINITO-


Okay, time for the randomness!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Heza-chan x3

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, Xanie, Heza-chan X3

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you are 110 percent OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3

If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rains wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in by favor?!”

“I’m not random I just have many thoughts.”

“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”

‘The earth is blue like an orange…”

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”

First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”

“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.”

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."

"Evil Beware; we have waffles."

When in doubt we fight using fish!

"NAGGING! FIRE ONE!"

Now that I've put a smile on the frowning face of the world or scarred you all for life, please enjoy my fanfics!!

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Unexpected by Kicho-chan reviews
I reached for the first button and felt my heart race instantly the moment I had it undone and moved on down. I had to keep telling myself that if it was a girl then there was no harm done, since we both have the same things, and if it was a boy then all I would see is the chest, nothing serious like his...other part,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Manager and Other Side Jobs by Scintazzle reviews
Accepting the shady job offer wasn't really one of her best choices…but discovering she threw up on her future boss was even worse. Tenten's new relationship brings a whole new meaning to complete and utter servitude. Nejiten AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,713 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
Life After Detainment by merinxD reviews
The war is over and Sasuke has paid for his sins, and travelled. Now, he is back and ready to complete a task for the previous Hokage. Sasuke will reveal the secrets of the sharingan, and allow a study to be done on his eyes. He has one condition - Sakura must be the medic that he works with. Unfortunately, they haven't spoken in almost 2 years.. (rewrite/almostcanon)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Flavor of Life by matsujunchann reviews
There she was, holding her ANBU mask smirking at him, knowing exactly how much it hurt his pride. Uchiha Sasuke, the solemn heir to a prestigious clan, serving under no one less than Haruno Sakura. Life couldn't get any worse... right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Illogical by Scintazzle reviews
I narrowed my eyes. He was perfect...a little too perfect. It was then that I realized: he wasn't human. Nejiten, AU. [Update] Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Spectrum by GhostofYou reviews
I'm not giving up. I'm just giving in. SasuSaku Prompt/Drabble series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 56,551 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Prompting Promptly! by merinxD reviews
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up. /Prompt series from tumblr ask. / UPDATED SEVEN CHAPTERS TODAY. Reviews appreciated :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 111,248 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ninjutsu in the Bedroom by Armageddon Angel reviews
A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Mistake by lollipop-mania reviews
If a mistake is only supposed to happen once, why do they keep making it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Spilled Ink by memory's marionette reviews
The only tears she sheds for him breathe on rough parchment, scrawled within the characters of his name that she writes over and over and over again. A romance written in reverse. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow by saccharinely reviews
"I just find it funny." She replied between giggles. "…that someone like Neji Hyuuga would read his horoscope." The world is changing, boys and girls. A collection of one-shots related to Our Seven Days.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
SasuSaku Month: 2013 by pluhsauce reviews
This is my first year participating, and I promise to keep it interesting! Day Thirty-one: Unexpected Wealth...The day Sasuke returned to the village, he wasn't sure what hit him harder: Sakura's punch, or the realization that she had always been there for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Strange Impulse by malianyla reviews
Tenten is never impulsive, or is she? Especially when it comes to Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Sabaku Never Breaks Their Promise by Ai-40 reviews
Temari insists that she was tricked into it, but everyone knows by now that Shikamaru's words are never to be taken lightly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Take my hair down by BloodUnderBark reviews
Ino is ill, and with her parents and friends all out of town, there's really only one person to look after her for the night. Temari. Even though its a short visit, a lot of truth is revealed during this one, stormy night. Take my hair down (Rated T for swearing and mild sexual themes.) *Please review! Or don't. I'm not the boss of you. Shika-Tema, not a Shika Ino story. No sir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Temari, Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Fixing you by Shakespearenarutostyle reviews
"You're a heart doctor? Maybe you could fix uncle Sasuke's heart." For SSM month, SasuSaku obviously) AU, and slightly, okay, not so slightly depressing (because I'm feeling a little blue)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Feeling in the Cockles of His Heart by ashestoashesanddusttodust reviews
Forget everything he's said before, Kakashi has a new favorite student on his Genin team.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Stages of Love by 3shells reviews
SasuSaku. Post-Canon. It started off with an infatuation. Because love happened accidentally, in a heartbeat, even for the stoic Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
notice me by reviee reviews
COP AU. SasuSaku. The eye always fills in the imperfections. —for ssmonth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indoctrinate by smartgal97 reviews
Sakura's jaw dropped. In all this time… with all those girls throwing themselves at him… he hadn't…? A mischievous smile twitched at the edges of her lips. Perhaps it was time for her to teach him a lesson. SasuSaku Month.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by Vampirette Knight reviews
"Now let me show you what a real kiss looks like." Sasusaku oneshot. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lamest Proposal Ever by Ink Reservoir reviews
In which marrying Temari is a last-minute decision.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When He Found Me by Moonlight-ah reviews
4 couples and huge misunderstandings equals 4 years of misery and suffering for each couple. What's each one to do once they finally meet face to face after so long? SasuxSaku, NaruxHina, ShikaxIno, NejixTen. This is not AU! Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Spot by Jibbless reviews
"That's my spot." "What! Sasuke-kun, no it's not!" She didn't realize that he meant something - someone - else. Birthday fic pressy for myself. SasuSaku and a bit of LeeSaku, and NaruHina ;)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
The Mission During the War by merinxD reviews
There they stand, faces an inch or so apart. The Sharingan is swirling dangerously as emerald orbs glare back unfalteringly. Sasuke's hand is wrapped familiarly around Sakura's throat. Her hand is pressing strongly against his alabaster skin, her chakra scalpel scraping against his jugular as he squeezes his hand. "Are you going to kill me Sa-ku-ra." He taunts menacingly.-WAR TIME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,244 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muse and Escort by HeavenlySwirl reviews
They were chosen as candidates, and they seemed to handle everything. See how it goes in the Mr. and Ms. Earth 2011 pageant.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I think i wanna marry you by jazzy of the Akatsuki reviews
A story in which Sakura loves Sasuke but not everyone does. " Maybe her dad was finally coming around—"So, done anything illegal recently Sasuke?" —Or maybe not." SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crescendo by infinite vertigo reviews
"Love doesn't blossom," Tenten laughed, the same laugh from when she was a toddler, now as a woman, "It crescendos, slowly, definitely, infinitely." NejiTen for OasisSerenity
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Our Seven Days by saccharinely reviews
AU. "I'm sorry, is that a g or a j in your name?" Sometimes working as a barista at Starbucks gets you in tighter situations, especially if 'love at first sight' isn't your forte and your horoscope based the outcome of your life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness by anundecidedteen reviews
She had gone missing three weeks previous. The hounds could not find her or the Hokage's most lethal hunters. They had been devastated. And so he was sent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Troublesome Situation by skywalkor reviews
"Shikamaru knew that he would be caught in a second, so he closed his eyes and walked out from the crowd, with his hands in his pockets, aiming for her. His heart skipped a beat. It was now or never, lazy-ass Shikamaru." My first ShikaTema fiction, a one-shot. Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Self Control by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Annoyance of Change by SASSafrasEND reviews
Not everyone is happy Sakura has changed. Sasuke has some choice words for her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by shewhowearsglasses reviews
You know what they say about assuming things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Trial by Umayar reviews
When people looked at the Nara Clan Head and his formerly Suna-nin bride, they imagined a relationship full of problems. Yet, whenever they asked Shikamaru, he always replied, "Just one."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Salacious Syndrome by angel-eyes8611 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke stepped forth from the dark corner of her bedroom, Sakura did the thing she had been waiting to do for so long... "Sakura... Long time, no-" His words were abruptly cut off when Sakura's fist met his face, and he stumbled backwards. 'Did Sakura just... Hit me in the face...' In which Sasuke has a condition only Sakura can cure, and hilarity ensues. M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chocolate Conspiracy by Ryuu no Kami reviews
[NxT] "Neji doesn't believe in valentines," Tenten replied. "It's all just a fairy tale world of hearts and chocolate to him."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
NejiTen : Oneshot Collection by Levi Ackerman reviews
Collection of romantic oneshots featuring NejiTen. Ch 20: Neji died, Tenten cried, Kishimoto lied. Naruto 616 spoilers. Crack. "I died and you didn't care," Neji said sniffily, "Some friend you are." Tenten glared at him. "It's not my fault Kishimoto-san accidentally made my eyebrows too thick and had to edit me into Lee instead!" she ranted, "And at least you got panel time!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lovers' Spat by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
My Tenten, Her Neji by steenta112 reviews
NejiTen Forever! Chapter 614 Spoilers A revived Neji finds heaven on Earth in the form of his female teammate, Tenten. And they lived happily ever after... I put a lot of work into this and hope you all enjoy. Other characters make appearances too, also some funny scenes, and some sexy LOL Just Read It!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What To Expect Out Of Life by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
AU. Sasuke absolutely did not, in any way, shape, or form, want, need, or desire a wife. But within the year, he would have one. Until then, she's taking over his kitchen. SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3648 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
let's be frank by theeflowerchild reviews
Sasuke is the first to admit that he wants more than small, shared moments of intimacy, kisses that last only a few seconds, but linger for hours on end and sweet nothings passed between sheets in the dead of night. 20 truths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Me Love You by CarmineCoffee reviews
"I can show you what a real relationship can be like." ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Roommates by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Naruto's idea of drawing colored stones to get a roommate on Team Seven's mission sounded okay. But when Sakura drew a black stone, Sasuke's world turned upside-down. Post-canon SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neji and Tenten: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Sixth installment of Fifty Things! Now branching into anime with Neji and Tenten! K plus for whatever may appear, some chapters may be T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 45,100 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Borrower by BananaphoneBob reviews
Sasuke Uchiha had learned that Sakura Haruno did not borrow. She stole. "I steal your stuff because you stole my heart." SasuSaku One-shot AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Human Intelligence by jellinor reviews
She supposes that this makes him "her" human, though she is still undecided on whether it is something very nice or just extremely tragic. But it's crucial that she knows exactly what to expect from herself should something go horribly, horribly wrong on the actual night and her plan not to let her target even touch her go down in jet-black Amaterasu flames. NejiTen one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flat Irons, Makeup and Mayhem by Twi-Smile reviews
A girls night at Ino's house in which, Sakura, TenTen and Hinata led by Ino try to get the truth out of Temari about her relationship with Shikamaru. Rated M for language. ShikaTema with implied Ino/Choji, Neji/TenTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,576 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Perks of a Vampire's Donor by SARAPBUHAY reviews
"I'm actually fairly familiar with the offer. Vampire equals Sex plus Giving blood. Right?" "Vampire equals Best sex of your life plus A weekly donation. Yes" Fairly mature content. Let me know if you think the rating should change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Remember That Day by Kimiz reviews
…We were stuck in the bathroom because our friends decided to make out in our living room? "Who broke into our apartment?" "Naruto! With a girl!" "He's cheating on Hinata?" "It WAS Hinata, Temari! Where do we keep the bleacher? I need to unsee this…" ShikaTema NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Of New Girlfriends And Weird Friends by Kimiz reviews
Chouji got himself a girlfriend. His friends couldn't be... Eh... Happier? The poor thing didn't know what she got herself into.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
like paper dolls and little notes by Seynee reviews
It's not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she's sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good. — Neji, Tenten. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,017 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Melted Steel by FenixPhoenix reviews
When Tenten finds out about her past, she ends up traveling down a path of nightmares and mysteries. As she tumbles in the dark, will Neji be able to keep her from straying too far? ::Tenten x Neji:: ::slight one-sided Sauke x Tenten:: R&R please. Final chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,468 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Neji H., Tenten] Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Senka Hitomi reviews
All she wanted to know was how much she meant. "I just hope that you would… come after me. Not just leave me to be kidnapped." His expression was one of complete condescension, as though she had just said the most ridiculous thing he'd ever heard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
Chance Encounters by Scintazzle reviews
That humiliating moment where Tenten grabs the shoulder of a person who she thinks she knows, turns him around, and doesn't recognize him. At all. And things just go downhill from there. Nejiten, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Crossing the Middle Line by Scintazzle reviews
You know you're screwed when your ex-girlfriend becomes your new secretary...and you're falling in love with her all over again. Nejiten, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Warrior's Existence by HeavenlySwirl reviews
- Nejiten AU - I was but a warrior-his protector, his guard…I breathed, watched, and trained— three simple words of my existence. It was fate.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
In the Darkness of the Night by Wolffie12 reviews
Bad dreams are never an easy thing to overcome. When Tenten's are keeping her awake and her daily training is beginning to suffer, Neji must step in to fix the situation. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Small Crack in Perfection by eternalshiva reviews
In a modern world, Hinata was barely exposed to Naruto's constant belief in himself. Now in her mid 20s, she meets him again and discovers a crack in her careful wall of Hyuuga perfection. NaruHina / AU Modern Times. Adult themes - language, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Magnetising Tenten, Attracted Neji by Celtic-Memories reviews
Over 8 years of being on Team Gai together has taught them many lessons, one being that people are always changing... except perhaps Neji. Tenten's hoping she can break through his brick facade like Naruto partially did in the Chuunin Exams. Last part up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bewitched by sunaprincess7 reviews
A lot can happen in six Halloween's. ShikaTema R & R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
My Life as Hyuga Hinata by TFK-fan118 reviews
I guess my life will return to normal now that I'm out of the hospital! But what were my parents talking about? Wait a minute! I'm back in Naruto's world! Not AGAIN! Why can't I have MY OWN BODY? Sequel to My Life as Haruno Sakura. Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,929 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hinata H., OC - Complete
Pants by Strawberry Shake reviews
If he didn't know better, he would think that he's in love with her. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,975 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Art of Relationships by crookedcath reviews
In which Tenten steals, Neji cooes, Tenten cries, Neji sighs, and it starts all over again. Shikamaru marvels at the relationship between Konoha's weapon mistress and the obviously whipped Hyuuga Neji. One Shot/ NejiTen Slight ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ms X by Blade Redwind reviews
He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mortification by y-in-flame reviews
Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Like Leaf and Wind by LxZrulez reviews
ShikaTema oneshot. "It's a pretty good comparison," Shikamaru said out loud as the leaf disappeared into the sky. He was the leaf, she was wind. She blew him whichever way she wanted, and there was nothing he could do to stop this troublesome woman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Inside the Black Ant by Troublesome Shikamaru Fan reviews
Temari knows how to conceal her emotions, but everyone has a limit...and Kankuro thinks it's time she exceeds hers. Poor, poor Shikamaru... WARNING: Spoilers through Chapter 530
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Four Little Words by sunaprincess7 reviews
"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." Being tricked is also an occupational hazard of being a husband, as Shikamaru finds out. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Everblue by Seynee reviews
This is as close to happiness as she can get. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Epiphany by FenixPhoenix reviews
Sometimes it is only on the verge of death when we discover how dumb we've been to those we truly treasure. Will Neji be able to show Tenten how he truly feels, or will his epiphany remain something to forever wonder about? ::NejixTenten:: One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
Cage of Shadows by Nokito-chan reviews
Lies, secrets and betrayal divided them but will they realize their only hope lies in forgiveness? NejiTen ShikaTema. Rated M - don't like, don't read. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Burning Winter by FenixPhoenix reviews
Forced to stay in a cabin and wait for a snowstorm to pass, Neji and Tenten discover how to keep each other warm. NejixTenten. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
SharpBladed Spirit by FenixPhoenix reviews
Knowing she has no other choice, Tenten accepts an S-Rank mission that entails her to get captured and tortured. But what happens when Neji finds out? Will he be able to reach her before it's too late? ::TentenxNeji:: ::slight, one-sided SaixTenten:: R&R. Finished & Revised!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Tenten, Neji H.] Sai, Ibiki M. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Teen Craziness by TYT-G reviews
Its the end of the school year and all the guys are relaxed, but what'll happen when the school year goes to summer vacation and the teens discover an attraction to girls they never noticed before. TEEN CRAZINESS! pairings: unknown to you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The courtship of Naruto Uzumaki by Dragonwannabe reviews
Vampires in Konoha? That's not the only horror Naruto must deal with in between his most important personal mission courting Hinata, the eldest daughter of the proud Hyuga clan. Sequel to: EMDN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,985 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Our Bloody Mark by Poison's Ivy reviews
It’s tradition in Konoha to place a bloody mark on the one you lust after. It sounds dangerous, not knowing who will mark you, and you scoff, thinking it’s a joke. It’s not, it’s real, and it’s pure terror when the one who wants to mark you is deadly. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Girl by 815 reviews
Tenten is indebt and a really good liar. Neji's family is rich and is in need of a temporary niece. What happens when these two meet? — Nejiten & minor others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,449 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
What Really is 'Yummy' by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rock Star Romance by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Hinata and Megumi are in a band. Fame and fortune, great right? Then the bomb was dropped. They're going back to high school, the one their rival band goes to. Great. Will love bloom or will the curtain fall on them? SS, NT, NH, ST
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 147,618 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7094 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Royal Punishment by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is just an average, spunky school girl who passionately HATES the prince of their town: Prince Neji. And when Neji asks her to become his lover, that changes both their lives forever. [NejiTen AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,616 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Borrowed by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Honesty is the best Policy by Queen of darkness.xo reviews
Three years after Sasuke left. :SasuSaku: He knew he would regret this moment. But now, right now none of that mattered. It just felt so right. This was right, she was right.He loved her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,509 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Together Forever by FireDragonBL reviews
Tenten gets better and better, almost on par with Neji, but she is still lost in her own mind, with no family, no friends, except of course, her teammates, Neji and Lee and Gai of course. And then she finds out that she has a bloodline limit. CHP25 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,003 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Elementary, my dear Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
How's a guy suppose to romance a girl while on a weird mission with the rest of the team watching his every move? That's the dilemma Naruto faces when he's reunited with Hinata seven weeks after their last harrowing mission together. Sequel to: OBHN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,905 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Operation: Bring home Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Bet by TheObsessiveFang reviews
It all started the day Tenten made a bet with Sakura. Little did she know she had just asked for a first class ticket to heck. But just how far will she go to win? And will she land her guy? NejixTen Main & some slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,372 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just a Mission by Cyberwing reviews
[NejiXTenten] NEJI IS JEALOUS? No way! So what if he wants to beat his target, who Tenten is getting friendly...a little too friendly with, to a bloody pulp? It's just a mission. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,638 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hyuugan Hearts by Aburame Megumi reviews
Konohamaru finds his rolemodel sneaking outside the Hyuuga mansion, to learn that 1 he loves Hanabi and 2 Naruto loves HInata. Naruto has somethiing he wants to give Hina, but will it be so easy sneaking by Neji or Hiashi san?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Walking Cupid by SpillietehInkie reviews
there's neji. there's tenten. and then there's a whole bunch of friends trying to get them to-ge-dah. oh... and there's an evil hinata too. enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tunnel of Destined Love by SeanEddy reviews
When Hokage Tsunade reopens the Konoha Festival and Jiraiya's forbidden Tunnel of Destined Love ride that has the power to tell you at the end of the ride who you are destined to love and be with, Will Naruto end up destined for Sakura or Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,544 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Curiosity and Boredom by applecherry reviews
Tenten’s five steps to save yourself from boredom caused by a brooding Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Ninja Sleepover, Couple Style by neji.tenten.girl reviews
Neji and TEnten, Shikamaru and Temari, Sasuke and Sakura, Sleepover! And even you people not seeking romance, you'll get dragged into the humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Holiday Miracles by Everlite reviews
Holiday fanfic, evidently! The four girls rejoice with the guys again, and each teen is unaware of the others affections. Little do they know...will certain holiday events to bring their true desires into the light? Or trip it up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Charm School for Ninjas by Ambrant Arandel reviews
A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Why I Smile reviews
Today someone asked me how I can smile all the time. It's an interesting question. If you must know it's because of him. It's all his fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Line To Cross reviews
A line drawn in the sand. A line to cross or a line to stand behind. To follow your heart or listen to the voices in your head. Everything in her life had been a choice, a line drawn in the sand, a line drawn in blood. He had always been her choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Feathers and Blades reviews
Team 8 didnt know what they were getting into when they brought back the two strange girls to their camp. But after trying to steal from team 8 the two are being brought back to Konoha and one is headed to Suna. Who are these girls? GaaraOC ShinoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008
Limitless reviews
Everyone has moments in life they wish they could change. Just like everyone has their limit. He wouldn't let her do this. He would not let her die. She was his limit. SasuxSaku, with sprinklings of NaruxHina. Rated T because I have bad paranoia!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Movie Night reviews
In which the teams all have movie nights, and it is realized that Brad Pitt is addicting, Kakashi watches M rated movies, Kiba can play the harmonica, and that all fangirls work at Blockbuster. Rated T because I'm paranoid. R&R please! Slight SxS, HxBP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009
Have You Ever? reviews
Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I have. Have you ever run into a door you could’ve dodged? I have. Have you ever klutzed out around your crush? Sadly, I have. A lot. NejiTen slight NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaTema R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare, my way! reviews
Enter a world of Naruto, laughter, and torture where nobody escapes the pain of truth or dare, pink bunny suits and flamethrowers are the norm, death is threatened regularly, and a teenage girl has a magic secret room and an evil laugh. Script NH NT ST SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,960 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007
I Was Just Joking reviews
Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they went to the booth that said 'ninja' at their school carrer fair. Now they've been taken to Konoha, and placed under house arrest with two ice cubes. Great. Just fricking great. NejiTen SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Konoha's Psychologist reviews
I am one of Konoha's top psychologist's. I deal with all of our troubled young ninja's and I help them sort out their problems. Sometimes things go good, and sometimes they go bad, but they always stay funny!NejiTT NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaTema GaaMitsu R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
She thinks I'm dating who? reviews
[ONESHOT] ShikaxTema Shikamaru was confused. All he did was talk to Ino, and now the kunoichi of the sand hated him. Sucky title. Just another oneshot for another of my fav couples! Implied InoxCho NaruxHina R&R I know you can!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One Tenten Two Many reviews
NejixTenten Tenten is battling herself over whether or not to tell Neji that she loves him. Eventually the one who knows Tenten best takes over the situation. Just a funny oneshot I thought of on the way home from the mall. I hope you like it! R&R PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Day At The Amusement Park reviews
Temari and Tenten are determined to get their friend hooked up, so who do they set her up with? Gaara of course! GaaOc slight NejiTen ShikaTema Implied NaruHina R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Sleepovers, They Reveal Everything! reviews
What happens when all the girls get together for a sleepover? Maddness, and maybe some romance! NaruHina, Implied SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTema InoOc GaaOc R&R please! Reuploaded because of technical problems.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete