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Joined 11-20-01, id: 129127
Author has written 32 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Wrestling, X-Men: Evolution, G-Gundam, Rurouni Kenshin, and Phantom of the Opera.

Ah, yes, hello to all and welcome to the Ace of Hearts Building here at the Fan Fiction Institution. Your tour will begin at the East Wing, where you will find in prominent display the Ten Golden Rules of Writing Fan Fiction:

Rule I

Always remember that Spelling and Grammar check is your friend. There is nothing more annoying than having a good read interrupted by random scatterings of typos.

Rule II

Edit, edit, edit. Do not let the excitement of a newly-finished chapter consume you, and do not give in to the temptation of publishing something hot-off-the-press. There is always time for revisions, and for crafting out a second or even third draft.

Rule III

There is no greater sin than completely butchering a canon character, just to make him or her fit better with the flow of a particular piece of fanfiction. Heero is not glompable. Pietro is not a fruit (well, not THAT big a fruit, anyways...) Erik is not a depressed sweetie pie. Randy is not...aw, hell, who am I kidding; it's the WWE, they change personalities like most people would change their shirts!

Rule IV

Should an author dabble into historical or multi-cultural settings, said author must at least do some research beforehand. Too lazy to go to the library? That's okay, Google can be a good friend.

Rule V

There's a severe difference between an Original Character and a Mary Sue. Learn it

Rule VI

Never, ever, EVER insert an unnaturally beautiful mysterious new girl with kickass fighting powers, a spitfire, rebellious personality, and a mysterious angst-filled past, into the canon storyline...unless she ends up contracting an STD from her many amorous activities with all the resident hotties.

Rule VII

Boromir is hotter than Legolas. There, I've said it! Acey gets lynched by a mob of outraged Orlando Bloom fangirls

Rule VIII

For a believable romantic story, don't have your main couple conveniently fall in love at first sight, and/or shagging by the end of the second chapter.

Rule IX

Humor is good. Humor is funny. Random acts of stupidity, OOCness, and gratuitous cursing, on the other hand, is definitely NOT good.

Rule X

What, you're still reading this?


Ah, is the Rules section beginning to bore or enrage you? Then allow your humble tour guide to direct you to the West Wingotherwise known as the Eye Candy sectionof the Ace of Hearts Building, here at the Fan Fiction Institution.

CURRENT HOTTIE

Gerard Butler. He's too dashing and good-looking to be called hot, let's just call him extraordinarily handsome. There, that sounds so much more sophisticated. Now, take a good look at that incredible profile. Those blue eyes. That delicious Scottish accent. The charisma and dark sensuality he exudes in The Phantom of the Opera, through merely a half-way opened white shirt. Swoons

OTHER MEMBERS OF ACEY'S HOTTIE HALL OF FAME

Randy Orton. That face, that chest, that perfect tan, those abs, those baby blues...plus he ain't too shabby, both in the ring or on the mic, for that matter.

Josh Hartnett. Pretty self-explanatory, wouldn't you think?

Takeshi Kaneshiro. GQ-worthy good looks, strong, chiseled features. So what if he blabbed excessively about playful wind and carefree wind and similar windy crap in House of Flying Daggers; it certainly doesn't detract from his appeal.


Find something you like in the Movies section of the Building? Take your pick; my favorite movies list probably isn't as long as others', but I like to think it's eclectic enough to accommodate everybody's taste. Today's special screenings are as follows:

Gone With The Wind: The ultimate chick flick in my view, and an actually respectable one at thathow many movies, of any genre, can YOU name that won a well-deserved total of ten Oscars?

The Terminator: And to balance out all the chick-flicky goodness, one of the ultimate action movies for all you guys out there. Sure there's plenty of stuff blowing up, but at least the basic storyline is enough to capture your attention.

Mrs. Doubtfire: The ultimate comedy to compliment the aforementioned ultimate chick flick and ultimate shoot-em-up action flick. Gotta love Robin Williams, he kicks some serious arse in this movie, and any comedy that doesn't resort to dirty jokes and mindless klutzy goofing-off earns major brownie points with me.

Life Is Beautiful: While we're on a roll with comedy, this charming, hilarious, and extremely touching movie has got to be one of the best ever. Any flick that can have its audience roaring with laughter through practically every scene and then shedding tears at the end is definitely gold in my book.

The Ghost And The Darkness: Seriously, though, has anyone else seen this movie? I saw it as a kid when it first came out, and had the bad luck of catching a late-evening, early-night showing of it at the movie theater. Needless to say, it promptly wound up scaring me so badly that I thought I'd have nightmares for a week.

The Sound Of Music: Aw, come on, is there anyone who actually DOESN'T love this? The hills are aliiiiiiiiiiive...

The Phantom of the Opera: Speaking of musicals...Dun! Dun dun dun dun dun! Cue organ intro The movie is absolutely lush and rich, a feast for the eyes and the ears, and Gerard Butler's phantom is so dark, charismatic, and seductive, yet so cruel and manipulative at the same time, it's hard not to be completely mesmerizedby his portrayal and his onscreen presence.

The Princess Bride: Come on! What girl hasn't dreamed of being a princess or a bride at one time or another? And there should seriously be a handsome, blonde, gallant Westley out there for every one of the aforementioned girls who grew up determined to make a career out of being a fairy princess.

Pirates of the Caribbean: It's okay to jump on the bandwagon every now and then. Besides, how many people out there seriously DON'T like this movie?


And to conclude your tour of the Ace of Hearts Building, your guide will now direct you to the Library. Below, you will find all of Acey's works that she deemed safe enough to publish without risking getting rotten fruit chucked at her head by an unappreciative audience.

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The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
The Great Diva Sabotage by Azrael-013 reviews
[Complete] Another year, another Diva Search, and WWE gains more eye candy than merit. Well one diva has frankly had enough and enlists the help of a fan to aid her. T13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Lighting Of The Fires by Duchess Daymaun reviews
Never expecting to snag a husband like her two pretty sisters did, Relena planned on the life of a spinster. So when Lord Quatre Winner offered for her hand in marriage, how could she say no? Even if he loved her sister more than she. RxQ
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,402 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Quatre W., Relena P.
Kenshin's Brush with Art by Ridicully L reviews
Kenshin is summoned by Hiko to Kyoto to do a painless little task that turned pretty ugly. Dedicated to Beriath. Features: Saitou! Tokio! Swordfights in the moonlight! Damsels in distress, and Art! COMPLETED
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou - Complete
Kenshin: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only guide to everyone's favorite Rurouni! Secrets to being a successful RUROUNI KENSHIN owner can be found right here!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Kenshin - Complete
Hajime and Tokio by Angrybee reviews
The story of the life, and love, which grew between an unlikely couple. Follows Saitou and Tokio from the Genji era through and past the Rurouni Kenshin tale. Rated for: Violence, Language, Adult Themes. (COMPLETE except for epilogue.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 296,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Saitou, Saitou - Complete
The Golden Persimmon by EEevee reviews
Parody of the Greek myth concerning three vengeful Goddesses, one golden fruit, and one unfortunate mortal. Very OOC. No, I was not smoking anything when I wrote this.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Savvy! by Mebrireth reviews
Think Timmy from South Park and you'll understand the title. Basically the immediate result of one too many Mary-Sues. Flames and reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Duo Debate by Night-Mare-Chan reviews
Why is Duo 'too cool'? Read this quirky little essay and find out!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2001
The Quatre Conspiracy by Night-Mare-Chan reviews
Why does everyone love Quatre? Read this quirky little 'essay' and find out if you agree with it or not.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2001
What I Always Wanted by Digital Tempest reviews
[Series] One wrestler, three divas. How will he ever choose if he claims to love all three? (Complete)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,469 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2001 - Published: 12/6/2001 - Complete
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RANDY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
When posters and cardboard figures stolen from the WWE video game display at the local Best Buy aren’t enough anymore, wrestling fans might want to consider purchasing their very own RANDY ORTON unit!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2005
Touches of Scarlett in a Black Labyrinth reviews
A Southern belle leaves behind the scandals of her past and tries to find brief solace in Paris. A disfigured musical genius, after a three-year hiatus, finally returns to the opera house he’d haunted since his youth.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
When Phangirls Attack reviews
Erik never thought he'd curse the day when he found himself suddenly transformed into a super-stud...until he met the phanatic Butler 'phangirls' of the 2004 Warner Bros. movie! ONE-SHOT
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
The Mobster War reviews
AU, loosely based on the movie Troy Shishio is the most powerful mob boss in Japan, but when his second, Soujiro, boldly kidnaps a foxy lady from a rival gang, the Tenken sparks the biggest mobster war in eastern civilization's history.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Sanosuke, Shishio
Life on the Brink of Insurrection reviews
Begin with a 19th-century imperialist empire, stir in some gallant officers (take care not to mess up Randy's perfect coif!), sprinkle in a dash of crafty ninja (watch out for their poisons), and bake at 450 degrees for a yummy AU treat.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Heart of Glass reviews
She was the sweet, pretty daughter of the Earl of Kent, he was the lusty, dashing son of the Marquess of Wessex. Despite having been engaged since childhood, they soon find out when it comes to love, the heart is as fragile as glass.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Dudes Look Like Ladies reviews
A madman threatens to bomb the Miss Teen USA Pageant, forcing the X-Men and Brotherhood to work together on a covert mission to stop him...but when a little thing called feminism sweeps in, guess who're the ones donning the evening gowns and tiaras?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003
This Is Vinyl Act reviews
In another crazy publicity scheme, Vince McMahon has decided to ship some of his "lucky" wrestlers off to play a summer rock festival. Let the chaos begin! M for swearing
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,100 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
Sano wishes that Megumi were more happy-go-lucky. Megumi wishes that Sano were more responsible. A grand cosmic joke, by the Great Power Out There, grants both their wishes...only in a more unorthodox way than either would have hoped for.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Sanosuke, Megumi
WWE Presents: Aladdin! reviews
After the stunning failure of the XFL, Vince McMahon has decided to come back with yet another harebrained scheme to expand his empire...by forcing a select "elite" of his wrestlers to stage an epic live-action remake of Disney's Aladdin!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003
Tall, Dark, Handsome Stranger reviews
*AU set in the antebellum era* Two years after the events of Southern Belle, sixteen-year-old Kitty has been flirting with a possible engagement to Kurt Wagner...until one fateful day, when a dashing desperado and his gang of outlaws arrive at the county.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
Crowns And Cutlasses reviews
AU pirate adventure In an effort to set up a political alliance, Sweden has betrothed their Princess Allenby to France's Comte George de Sand. Only a problem arises, when Allenby's ship is intercepted by a crew of pirates led by one Chibodee Crockett.
G-Gundam - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003
Gone With The WWE reviews
The ratings are falling. The attendance records are slipping. Vince needs a new cash cow fast...so Stephanie suggests he rip off a movie "so old nobody will remember it and will think it's a WWE original." A movie like, say, Gone With The Wind?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2003
Southern Belle reviews
*AU set in the antebellum South* Rogue has never been considered a beauty like her older sister Jean, nor a sweetheart like her younger sister Kitty...so what is she supposed to do when the most notorious playboy in the South starts courting her?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Karoke Plus WWE Superstars Do NOT Mix! reviews
I know, I know, the old WWE Superstars doing karaoke is so clich¨¦, it's made us all develop blas¨¦ attitudes toward them. That doesn't mean they're not fun, however. *Stars Triple H, RVD, Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Stephanie, Lita, Kurt Angle, and Rey Myst
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003
Oh, the Horrors of Teenypop! reviews
Three WWE wrestlers get suckered into doing a reality series for an upstart television network, by a suspiciously familiar "Mr. Mulder" who insists on converting them into a...*drumroll* boy band! Dun dun dun!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
Fire & Ice reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UPLOADED: It's the chap. we've all been waiting for: Lita and RVD get set to be "married" on Raw, complete w/ Jeff Hardy as the clueless best man and Trish Stratus as the maid of honor!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,416 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Complete
Money Talks, A Twist On The YouKnowWhat! reviews
Chapter Twelve now up, as the ever dependable Tabitha attempts to land Rogue the hosting job...yeah right!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,042 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 8/1/2002
They Love Us, They Love Us Not reviews
Scott isn't exactly too thrilled to see the girl of his dreams dating his number one rival..so he drags Rogue into his very evil scheme to tear the couple apart and keep the pieces for themselves. Thing is, Scott can't hatch an evil plot to save his life
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002
One Last Breath reviews
How does one deal with death, especially when she has so much to live for. One WWE Diva finds that out the hard way...
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2002 - Published: 6/6/2002
You Give Love A Bad Name reviews
After Stephanie's disastrous divorce from Hunter and subsequent booting from the company, the men from her past take the time to contemplate their relationships with the woman known as the Billion Dollar Princess.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 5/19/2002
Always reviews
After fifteen break ups in little more than one month, Kitty ends her relationship with Lance. For good. But good old Rocky has a plan to win her back...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,632 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002
Twist of Fate reviews
She's a beautiful WWE Diva. He's a dashing rock frontman. Everyone thinks they're a pair made in heaven. But love works in strange ways. NOT A HARDYZ FIC!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 4/4/2002
If Only You Knew... reviews
A certain someone has her eye on the Brotherhood's resident bad boy...and her name isn't Kitty Pryde.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002
The G-boys' New Years Resolutions reviews
Heh, I know it's technically not New Years Eve yet, but I couldn't wait the, like, one day to post this one.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/29/2001
Gundam High (Not That Crack Kind of High!) reviews
They've survived terrorist missions, self-destruct plans gone wrong, and public humiliation by the media. But when a new law is passed amongst the countries of the World Nation, can the Wild Wing Boys survive...high school?!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2001 - Published: 11/29/2001
GW: As Portrayed By The Seriously, erm Irate X-Men reviews
Well, the G-boys and Co. had their fun when they were suckered into shooting an X-Men movie and made the real X-ppl look like complete jokes. Now it's time for...*drumroll*...revenge! Dun dun dun!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2001 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Complete
Beauty And The UmOlympic Beast reviews
A parody of the popular Disney film, with the WWF Superstars. I think we can all guess who the beast is...
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2001 - Published: 11/21/2001
OopsI Did It Again I Ran Out of Fuel reviews
Just a little fic inspired from when my favorite cousin and I were discussing where the G-boys got their money for their MS fuel
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2001
Sailor Wing reviews
The G-boys attempt to shoot a Sailor Moon movie--with Heero as the lead! Uh-oh...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2001
Movie Star GBoys reviews
Just a preview of all the movies coming out in summer, starring, of course, those oh-so-talented Wild Wing Boys
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2001
The Cast of Gundam Wing as the XMen reviews
What would happen if the G-boys were suckered into shooting an X-Men movie? Chaos, of course!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/21/2001