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Vampires Don't Drink Tea by dust.bunny.agency reviews
[ItaSasu] In the vampire realm humans are used as slaves. When Sasuke is taken as a slave and sold to Itachi,a powerful vampire, he wasn't expecting to become a star player in the vampire's hectic life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Perfectionist and the Painter by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Sasuke tries to be perfect in every aspect of his life and the new guy Sai turns Sasuke's world upside down. Will love bloom or will disaster strike? Yaoi SasukexSai. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,896 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Vending Chocolate by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt cannot stand Mello, Mr. Know-it-all in class, only to find out that they are sharing a bathroom. But that all changes...Alcohol can do wonderful things sometimes. AU. MelloxMatt, with several others on the side.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Mello, Matt
Left Hand Suzuki Method by Orgainoid reviews
As part of the Witness Protection Program, Sasuke has been dragged halfway across the country and forced to masquerade as a girl. And then 'she' falls for the school's most popular student, soccer captain Uzumaki Naruto. What's a girl to do? AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Side Of The Bed by WiseDraco reviews
One night of seeing Draco Malfoy in some twisted sense of vulnerability & Harry Potter begins the slow decent of falling in love with his childhood nemesis. But there is problem... :summary continues inside. This is Slash.:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,668 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Forbidden Secrets by hatingcreature reviews
Itachi is a porn director, and part time actor. He's made a fortune in the business, Then Sasuke comes to live with him, can he handle it? Rated for Drug use, Hardcore sex, language, and much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,712 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
How We Are, How We Were by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / A series of stories on Haru & Kyou’s relationship, switching back and forth between the past and the present. swearing & sexual situations - Chapter 17 uploaded
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S.
A Suffering to be Missed by SilverCrescentX reviews
AU. The Uchihas were prostitues, and by a law declared centuries ago, were to be owned by the Uzumakis. Sasuke’s now inexplicably drawn to the new kid Naruto, and will willingly do anything…NaruSasu. Dark Naruto, slutty, sub Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beauty oh, beauty by Demyxslight reviews
When Naruto wants to go for the ultimate prank he signs everyone up for a beauty contest. What will come out of this? Loads of fun and chaos! NarutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2005
Two sides to the same story by AllenWalker'sMistress03 reviews
BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Brothel by WhiteWolfGoddess reviews
In order to chase down Itachi, Sasuke disguises himself as a female prostitute and enters a brothel. However, when things go terribly wrong, he finds the one he's after his only protector. Yaoi Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Ryoka and the Taichou by Open Casket Ceremony reviews
When Ichigo broke into the Seireitei to rescue Rukia, he never thought that HE would ended up being rescued as well...By the cold-hearted captain of the tenth division. Now it's his turn to return the favor. IchiHitsu, KusaHitsu references. T for violence
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
My So Called Life by XxYaoiLoverForeverxX reviews
Sasuke is a normal guy. Normal meaning, he hides behind a fake appearance as a freakish loser. Can he find Mr. Right, who will like him for him and not his delicious feminine looks? NaruxSasu Beta'd by firekyoakira26921181
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Model Behaviour by hide.behind.green.eyes reviews
Sasuke refues to fall for perfect model Naruto Uzumaki. Is he mad? Sharing a bed isn't enough though, Sasuke needs something more. SasuNaruSasu ItachixOC GaaraxNeji ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hentai ga futari imashita! by Shunkan reviews
AU. Sasori works in the kitchens of a kindergarten, Deidara’s the new substitute teacher. You do the math. DeiSaso. With ItaSaso on the side, because I just couldn't resist making a gay music teacher as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
As Time Goes By by Calico Jay reviews
Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Not as Planned by NoNoWriter reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Matters Most by Zombie-Elf reviews
Matt was not killed by Takada's bodyguards. He is instead captured and taken to an unknown location where he is at the mercy of a madman known only as Tanto. Can Mello save him before Matt loses more then just his life? AU,two possible endings! MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
St Antony by Mikanis reviews
I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Punish by NoNoWriter reviews
Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Edged Sword by VyxenSkye reviews
Yaoi, NaruSasu, AU. Sakura is Sasuke’s older sister and is married to Naruto. Naruto is leading double life and is also married to Hinata. Also he is cheating on both girls with Sasuke. What could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masochist ver 1 by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
Being the new kid is never easy, but maybe this time there would be someone worth staying for. Narusasu, Kibashika and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,325 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Danna's a real boy un! by SchizophrenicRacoon reviews
Some people wake up to changes. Like getting a spot or something. Akasuna no Sasori wakes up to something different. Rated T. Rating MIGHT change. Planning to do Sasodei in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Baby Trouble by dark-night-sky reviews
Sequel to Chicken pox. Four years after living together, Shikamaru comes home with a 'mission' for them to complete. However, Neji isn't too happy about it, and how is he meant to ask Shikamaru something with that THING around? Yaoi. NejiShika. Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,057 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Fever Pitch by Vampire Ifurita reviews
The beat of the bass is what moves dancers. The beat of the heart is what moves a man. What happens when a man possessed by the beat of the music follows the beat of his heart? AU, GaaSasu among others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,738 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
The Word 'Traitor' by ArminaSkitty reviews
Shikamaru, shunned by the village, has to battle for his life against Itachi, and during the course of that battle the Rogue Uchiha is forced to admit to himself that that Nara certainly is something else....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
gin and sin by archy the cockroach reviews
even if i 'quit', there's not a chance in hell i'll stop. AU, slash, het.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,016 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day at the Spa by Flye reviews
Riza gets time off to relax and Roy can't concentrate without his First Lieutenant, so he takes a few days off, too... and ends up with said lieutenant at a spa. Yoga and financial matters are one thing, but what other problems will arise? Royai, semiAU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,899 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Stopping Point by lewdness reviews
Axel really didn't want to know why Marluxia's bizarre tentacle plants were climbing up his legs or why the man had tentacle plants in the first place. [Oneshot][Implied AxelMarluxiaAxel plus general crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
What they don't know by Midnight Kyuubi reviews
Neji was fine with just admiring his crush from afar but when said crush acts on a whim and seduces him, what is he going to do now? Then when someone begans stalking them, things get a bit more complicated. NejiShika Sides: SasuNaru, KibaHina, & ItaGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Scrumdiddlyumtious by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Stan and Kyle love each other. DEAL. :D Crack Don't read this plz
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cinderedda by Daniness reviews
[femEd, RoyAi] It's Cinderella with a humorous twist! Talking mice, 6 foot fairies, and Prince Charming the Third!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of the Mind by KuraiOkami reviews
Sasori hasn’t heard the words ‘I love you,’ since he was a child, nor has he been hugged since then. His trust in everyone around him is also slightly tainted since his old partner left him. What is he going to do when his newfound partner comes? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deprived by DeidaraOfIwa reviews
What happens when Sasori makes 'the anouncement? Will Deidara survive the week? Or will he get Sasori's attention again? Read to find out! Akatsuki crack fic. Shounen Ai, SasorixDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Penultimate by Ro Anshi reviews
A serious injury received while fighting youkai reminds Gojyo of another painful incident from his past. Warnings for depictions of child abuse and canon based incest implications. Nongraphic 58.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Gojyo S. - Complete
Untitled Crack Smut by Mystery Reviewer reviews
LuxordAxel PWP. A roleplay between a friend and me I was Luxord and she was Axel. It was just for fun, so OOC warning.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Axel, Luxord - Complete
Follow You by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
An english project during their Freshman year brings an unlikely group of people together. Narusasu, Kibashika, Kakairu and others. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,315 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Imagine If by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Kakashi learns something new about Sasuke the hard way: the Uchiha is like a cat, and push the cat back far enough into a corner, and it'll lash out. In some ways more embarrassing than others. REVIEWER REQUEST ONESHOT SasuKaka. Yes. In THAT order. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pet Sitter by Shosuro reviews
Naruto is a pet sitter that is called to take care of a little bunny rabbit by the name of Sasuke! Different verson of Sensitive Pornogragh!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Glorified Atrocities by Kyki reviews
AU 'Well, you're obviously related to him, being a damn Uchiha and all. I might have some use for you yet. Besides…' The hunter paused, shoving a leg between the vampire's thighs and moved to whisper in his ear. 'You'd make a pretty toy, ya know.'NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Heroic Return by ACM a.k.a. Annie May reviews
Finally complete! Sasuke returns to the village a hero after an absence of ten years at the palace of Orochimaru. A hero? Shikamaru seems to be the only one who has a problem with that concept.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
War and Slavery by ArminaSkitty reviews
War sweeps the land, allowing illegal organizations to thrive unchecked. Shikamaru, exhausted by fighting, is enslaved, only to eventually be bought by his worst enemy, Akastsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
New Bloodlines by ArminaSkitty reviews
When your friends are dying in front of you and you're too damn weak to do anything about it frustration and fear can make things happen, like revealing Bloodlimit powers you never had before. You're special, all you wanted was to be a normal Nara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Happy Birthday Shika! Love, Shino by Bitch Slap Love reviews
3 of 4. It’s Shikamaru’s Birthday and Shino presents his present. ShinoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Shino A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cuddling by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After sex, Naruto feels it's his right to fondle Sasuke a bit...something Sasuke disagrees with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Soak, shake, splash and quake by CaideSin reviews
Axel's cute until he tries to mess with his head. [XigbarAxel, crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Axel, Xigbar - Complete
the devil's dictionary by archy the cockroach reviews
it's onesided. roxas.axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Acrobat by Devilita reviews
Draco’s living in London but is not feeling quite alright. In a flash of green his life takes an interesting turn. (non-magical AU, adult-themes Harry&Draco mainly)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
easter with the org! by archy the cockroach reviews
pie? YES! turkey giblets? WTF. easter egg hunts? FO SHO. join the organization xiii, as they manage to piss eachother off and do lots of axel groping! hooray! [crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
stick by archy the cockroach reviews
demyx gets proven wrong. again. [implied demyxaxelmarluxia, crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Marluxia, Axel - Complete
neurotically yours by archy the cockroach reviews
got your nose. [marluxia.x.axel . au . crackfic . oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Marluxia, Axel - Complete
Laundry by matchynishi reviews
Kyou's doing the laundry. And being entirely too molestable while at it. YAOI. Smutty. Rated M for a reason. Primarily YukiKyou, light AyameKyou. coughKYOUKEcough.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Girlguide Cookies by archy the cockroach reviews
it sounded like a simple enough plan. unfortunately, squally didn't read the fine print. [crackfic. squall.x.axel. AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Axel
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Haru's Guide on How to catch a Kyo by Kuu.ish reviews
[HaruxKyo] Haru decides he wants Kyo, what will he have to do in order to capture his favorite orange haired kitty?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
textbook romance by my cure on ice reviews
the way gojyo tells stories makes hakkai feel lost. [hakkaigojyo]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
Torture Fair by Queen Angelblood reviews
(AU) Living in the streets of Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke thinks he's hit rock bottom. But if you can't taste the dirt, you're not there yet. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Underneath Your Skin by crimson nightmare reviews
He's watching you. You can feel it. YAOI SemiDescriptive RAPE You have been warned R to be safe. Pairings: Oroch x Kakashi OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Orochimaru, Kakashi H. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Logic by Jada Flame reviews
[EDIT: Fixed about 15 words total. Nothing new here. Unless you didn't read it the first time.] Companion piece to 'Punctuality', but can be read seperately. An internal monologue on a certain relationship. Yep, still IruKaka, folks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Punctuality by Jada Flame reviews
Kakashi's behavior is beginning to get on Iruka's nerves. What's our favorite chuunin to do? IruKaka. Yes, you read that right. Rating for implied off-camera activity. Shounen-aiborderline yaoi- flames will be eaten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2003
The Opposite of Sex by DaDomz reviews
Harry has just started his Seventh Year, and notices a few things he might not want to about Draco. His FEMININITY, for one. And if that weren’t enough, a spell gone wrong endows Draco with nightly feline urges, like finding a mate. *UPDATE 07/20/03*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
The Parody by Rug reviews
If you can't be bothered to trawl through the 10s of 1000s of HP fanfics, but you're worried you might be missing something important, fear not! It all comes down to 10 or 11 basic plotlines, and here they are, combined for the first time in ONE fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2001