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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

hello people and welcome to meh awshome profile! :D aside from bighair, a childhood nickname for my extremely long hair, my name is rachel. :) TIS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL. :D lol btw, i totally cut my hair a long time ago LOL

i used to be a major Naruto fan, but now i'm kinda "eh" about it and i'm moving on to bigger and better anime... for instance, ELFEN LIED and ERGO PROXY! squeee! X3 (heaven opens up to reveal angelic choir singing) ahhhhh... god, those anime are amazing...

EDIT: i'm hooked on Shippuden now. -_-; FML. lol :P

just to let everyone know, i have a love for anime, but i'm not freakin obsessed with it. LOL just thought i'd throw that out there

i know i've been away from fanfiction for a long time, but that was cuz a had a ton of school stuff, family stuff, not to mention that a friend and i are currently working on our own horror murder mystery novel :) hopefully when it's done and perfected it'll be published! XD SUPPORT THE BIGHAIR CULT! BUY OUR HORROR NOVEL TODAY!! lol or at least when/if it gets published. :) back to what i was originally talking about... a lot of people like my old story "Fervant" (which shortly after i started writing it i found out i misspelled the title XP) but then because of the list of reasons above, i stopped in the middle of it. so now, to make it up to ya'll i'm gonna rewrite it and repost it on fanfiction :) the title will be the same only spelled as "Fervent," the correct spelling XD

EDIT: changed mah mind :P it's called "When the Sky Smiles" lol :P

and that's really all i have to yeah. that's it. ... well, go on now, SHOO! go read a story, or something! LOL thanks for all the support and ILY all! enjoy :)

fav quotes: "summer makes me feel i can do anything." -me

"no one knows what true love is...that's why we're destined to find it." -anynomus

"somewhere over the rainbow..." -wizard of oz (love that song!)

"BELIEVE IT!" -naruto

"sweet niblets." -hannah montana

"i'm telling you this because i care...GET SOME HELP!" -miley stuart

"here's a book. go forth and learn."-robby ray stuart

"Have you licked your elbow today? HA! you can't! it's impossible! moohoohahahahaa." -me LOL

"i'll slap you to sleep and slap you for going to sleep!" LOL -my dad (and NO he's not an abuser)

"what is that on the floor!" -my mom

"ya id!" -my best friend shani :D (p.s. "id" is short for "idiot")

"do the roar. do the roar. do the roar. ROARRR!! i love you daddy." -shani's sister aranda imitating the little kid in teh shrek movie LOL

"those shoes are mine, betch." -kelly

"these shoes cost 300 dollars. these shoes cost 300 dollars. these shoes cost 300 effing dollars. LET'S GET THEM!" -kelly (i love that video!)

blue unicorn-"it's a leoplurodon charlie! a magical leoplurodon! it's gonna guide our way to candy mountain!"

charlie-"uh, guys. you know that there's no actual candy mountain, right?"

blue and pink unicorns-"shun the non-believer! shun! ssshhhhhhhu-u-u-u-u-u-u-un-uh!"

you know you live in 2007 when...

1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave.

2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace

4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the only iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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this is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

my eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could've made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!

yeahh... totally me and shani XD ILY BUDDY!!

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With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 215,706 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Paper to Flesh by Kiera Embers reviews
The Titan's face a dangerous power, one that not even Raven can defeat. To save her family and her home Raven turns to the one being on earth whose mystical knowledge and powers surpass her own. Only problem is, he has a history of trying to eat her.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,854 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Malchior, Raven
What is Written in Blood by Seraphobia reviews
As Lucy, Kouta, and the family of the Maple House try to bury their demons and strengthen their bonds, a sadistic evil stirs in the depths of the Institute that will threaten to destroy the life they have built together, and put those bonds to the ultimate test. When darkness reaches into their hearts, they must endure together, or lose everything.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,274 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/17/2011
Moonlight by Bramia reviews
JeanSasha Week Day One: Firsts. A small one-shot of Jean and Sasha's first kiss.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Jean K., Sasha B. - Complete
The Aftertaste of Strawberries and Lovemaking by cabbage-for-the-people reviews
Sequel to "Oh, To Satisfy Kyohei and His Perversions." Read and Review, please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
Oh, Marceline! by Kataangfanficer reviews
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline develop an awkward relationship. FULLY STORY NOW ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN. Check my profile for a link.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Dances with Wolves by KingRaptor141 reviews
Holo stumbles back from the bar with a peculiar request. Had this idea while I was having sleep induced hallucinations yes Holo was trying to dance with me . I just thought it was short and sweet and wanted something to do, hope you enjoy! I do not own any of the characters, plot setting or otherwise of Spice and Wolf. R R please!
Spice and Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Holo, Kraft Lawrence - Complete
Evil angels fall by hyperrlol reviews
Sakura went wild with training after Sasuke left. 3 years later, she is an assassin. What happens when her and Sasuke finally meet again? WARNING: psychotic Sakura, dark and possessive Sasuke, LEMONS, and major suspense! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 162,667 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fashionista by MegaKiraraLover reviews
Just a fun oneshot-series of the reactions Alice gets to her various dresses in various circumstances. No pairings, suggestions encouraged
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alice - Complete
Friends Forever by ArtistForever reviews
A diclonius girl befriends Lucy in the facility. But after Lucy escapes, how will she deal with losing her only friend? *Completed* *OLD AND OUTDATED* This was my first fanfiction, and I'm merely keeping it for sentimental reasons.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurama, Lucy / Nyu - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Alice and the Nyah Cata little bit by crazyone256 reviews
Crack fic, really no meaning, so get use to it. So, no Summary, besides, NYAN!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Alice - Complete
Just Hang in There by thismakesmeunknown8D reviews
Light eyes painfully opened, mind immediately working to take in the current surroundings. She wasn't entirely sure what exactly transpired-but what she did know was that she needed to get out of here now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Adventures of Elfen Lied by Jeffrey2853 reviews
A series of small shorts revolving around the lives of the characters of Elfen Lied. Rated M for Safety.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
I am what I am by Seraphobia reviews
Finding there was too much left unsaid, Lucy realizes she is not ready to give up her life, or her love, and struggles to find out who and what she really is. Set in the anime version shortly after Lucy departs Kouta in the last episode.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Rainbow by Andrea Churchill reviews
This is the story of Henry, Mervin, Sheila, Wendell and Wesley Parker. Five ordinary kids with one destined fate...Shego's life, before Dr. D, with Team Go.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Team Go, Shego - Complete
You Know You've Played Too Much Alice When by KuroixHitsuji reviews
A list of things that happen when you're obsessed. Contains items from both American McGee's Alice and Alice: Madness Returns. CONTAINS SPOILERS. Rated T for language.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Alice - Complete
Solitude by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Long after the events at Kamakura, Lucy lives the life of a reclusive hermit. One day, however, she strikes up an unlikely friendship.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Lucy / Nyu - Complete
Elfen Lied: A Royal Special by Themulchmeister reviews
A short oneshot dedicated to the Royal Family on the eve of Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Lucy / Nyu - Complete
Stranger by Dr. Jekyl reviews
The Tower receives an unexpected visitor, and Raven finds herself being offered a chance at something she'd long thought impossible.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Raven, Arella - Complete
Weatherman Lied by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
He said it would be sunny today. He lied. Now Lucy is stuck in the rain without an umbrella. Who does she vent out on? Will be a series of shorts
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Lucy / Nyu
Against The Grain by RaiStorm reviews
Mio agrees to go to a nightclub with her roommate, Yui. She was reluctant at first, but she became fascinated by the darkness and mystery the dance floor seemed to emit, and one mysterious individual flips her worlds upside down in a single night. AU
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Mio A. - Complete
Swallow by Lilith Evanson reviews
It almost seemed as if it was raining inside. The droplets hanging from the window glowed with a transcendent light, covering both girls in tears. The room filled with grays and blues almost as if all the color had been washed away over time. Forgotton.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Raven, Terra - Complete
Lilium by mmmbopjonasgirl reviews
Something short I wrote about Elfen Lied. Oneshot! R&R!
Elfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Lucy / Nyu - Complete
We're In This Together by nakanaka reviews
Sunako/Kyohei, language and lemons. A series of oneshots with the premise: What if Sunako and Kyohei have realized their feelings and simply been meeting secretly this whole time? Read & review please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
The Way She Is by Cracku-chan reviews
Hinamizawa just looked so inviting to Rosa Ushiromiya... crack-fic one-shot/drabble, based off a WMG on TVTropes. Rated T, cause, well, it involves Rosa and Maria in the same room.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Rosa U., Maria U. - Complete
Keep your friends close by Dark Caster reviews
Mion has a accident which brought Keiichi closer, Rena shows her "support".
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Mion S., Rena R. - Complete
Jobs for Lucy and Nyu by Ice wind1 reviews
Yuka snaps wanting to get both Lucy and Nyu out the house seperate for this fic and the two need to get some work...can you spell chaos everyone? Please read and review, a slow on the side work. I'll try and update when i can!
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Before by Masamune's Song reviews
Vin/Re-L. Stranded together in an empty waste, a shared memory and a shared fate bind them together. Now a two-shot.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Re-l, Vincent - Complete
Hymn of the Elves by Komusai Matakatana reviews
Branching off from the manga's end Lucy and Nyuu survive the lighthouse incident, inheriting a second chance and a new resolve to honor the promise that she made to Kouta. But how far can a virgin pacifist be pushed until she returns to murder. ON HIATUS!
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta
Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Post-series. Two years after the fall of Romdo, they return to the place where Iggy died. Spoilers.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kristeva, Re-l - Complete
The Cast of Ergo Proxy Sees a Psychologist! by reaper with no name reviews
Originally intended to be a comic, but I can't draw, so...
Ergo Proxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Vacation by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
They wanted to go on vacation. They wanted to have fun. It seemed reasonable to let Sunako pick the destination. At least, it seemed that way at the time. Big mistake. SunakoKyohei, NoiTakenaga, plus a little surprise.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
Metamerism by Halcyon Dementia reviews
Re-l tests Vincent to see if his love for her is enough to control Ergo Proxy.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Doppelgänger by Feral Phoenix reviews
Mion has always had a master plan to solve everything. They just tended to be... well, a little less cohesive when she was a kid. mild character spoilers. drabble.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Mion S., Shion S. - Complete
Oh, To Satisfy Kyohei and His Perversions by cabbage-for-the-people reviews
Well, the title says it all. Ha, ha. SunakoxKyohei. Read and Review, please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Aya8 reviews
Sakura has a fairytale evening…after the most embarrassing night and morning of her life! SasukeSakuraNaruto NOT a love triangle! [Hiatus or being discontinued...haven't decided]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Alice Takes a Break by nikkilittle reviews
Alice takes a bathroom break in the Fortress of Doors and gets interrupted. Oh, how rude!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Ask A Diclonius by Insanity Awakened 18 reviews
Thats right people! You've got questions? They've got answers. Ask them anything you want. Of course...if its appropriate. Seeing as Lucy is violent herself...that...probably won't matter for much longer.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,748 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Submit to me by fragilexxdreams reviews
If Sasuke had taken Sakura with him to Orochimaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For You by melancholy.LOVER reviews
[SasuSaku] What would you do with your shortlived life if you knew that you were going to die? These two end up in bed together for the first and last time.. [mature content. death. lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7175 - Favs: 5,752 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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When the Sky Smiles reviews
REVISED & EDITED VERSION OF "FERVANT" same plot with an exception of minor changes including the title. waaayy better than the first version : plz read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
There is a Silence reviews
Team 7 is assigned to protect a girl who is a witness to her mother's murder. Only problem: she's mute. But Sakura is able to talk to her through sign language. A sisterly bond grows between the two as they discover that their pasts are the same. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Sakura the Teenage Witch reviews
All their lives, Sakura and Ino have denied their secret gift: the fact that they are witches. But will their secret come out when they accidentely kill Ino's abusive boyfriend? You're gonna hafta read to find out! Some narusaku but a lot more sassaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y.