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Joined 06-02-07, id: 1291565, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Merlin, and Sherlock.

'Ello, mates. Name's Aubrey. No, I'm not British. That's just wishful thinking on my part.

I'm a sophomore in college who spends too much time on fanfiction.net and livejournal for her own good. I have a HUGE appetite for reading. HUGE. I like stories with an actual plot, not just mindless smut. Don't get me wrong, I'm as hormonal as any other teenager, but a story isn't a story if it has little or no plot. As for the pairings, I like some het stuff, but...nah, who'm I kidding, It's 99% slash!

Some facts about me:

I'm a raging lesbian. Huge supporter of LGBT rights. Nature lover. Celtic pagan. Completely and utterly obsessed with the fantasy genre. Basically in love with anything Irish or British. My favorite actors/actresses are Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Colin Morgan, Jennifer Lawrence, and Katie McGrath. I have six younger siblings so I'm slightly insane. I hated most aspects of high school but am having a blast in college. I'm a Biology major going Pre-Med, but I also enjoy filmmaking, photography, and writing. Life plan? Join Doctors Without Borders and save the world. All whilst juggling my dangerous fanfiction addiction.

Categories I read/plan to write in, in order of favorites:

Sherlock (BBC)

Thor/Avengers (movies)

Merlin (BBC)

Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter (I ship so many pairings under this category it's ridiculous)

Pirates of the Caribbean

Doctor Who

House

Eragon

Hunger Games

Theatre Illuminata

Fullmetal Alchemist

My favorite pairings (following above order):

Sherlock/John (because...I have functional visual and auditory capacities)

Thor/Loki (so much fucking chemistry here. and Loki's adopted, so it's ok. :)

Merlin/Arthur (because even Bradley James ships them)

Morgana/Morgause (but ONLY in AU where they are not in the LEAST bit related to each other)

Legolas/Aragorn (because Arwen doesn't do shit)

Harry/Snape (LOVE LOVE LOVE), Harry/Draco (classic love/hate), Ginny/Hermione (femmeslash!), Neville/Luna (fucking adorable)

Jack/Will (seriously, who needs Elizabeth??)

Ten/Rose (because they made me cry. He will ALWAYS be my favorite Doctor and she will ALWAYS be my favorite Rose *sobs*)

House/Wilson

Eragon/Arya (because. just because.)

Katniss/Peeta

Ariel/Bertie (I'm a Nate hater, sorry)

Ed/Roy (ah, more classic love/hate, anime style!)

Pairings that make me cringe:

John/Sarah (or any female, for that matter) - HELLS NO YOU WILL NOT RUIN THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT BROMANCE NOT ON MY WATCH

Arthur/Gwen (no chemistry here. not to mention the fact that it's so goddamn formulaic.)

Anything involving Arwen.

Ron/Hermione (I love them, I really do, I just can't read any fanfics of them because it's so CANON...it's already been so overdone...)

Harry/Ginny (SO forced and generic, I mean come ON, he didn't even look at her til Book 6)

Harry/Dumbledore (Um, can YOU see them getting it on? Because I certainly can't!)

Anything involving Elizabeth.

Anything involving Nate.

Ed/Winry (I absolutely DESPISE Winry, she is so whiny and useless)

Anything involving rape/obvious non-con.

ENJOY!

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The Trade by lies-d reviews
When young Thor acquires a priceless book of magic, Loki wants it badly enough to offer his body in exchange for it... and Thor wants Loki badly enough to accept.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Winter in my Heart by Cryptic Nymph reviews
An anarchist Christmas fic that wouldn't stick to a schedule. Sherlock, John and Lestrade try to save the potential victims of Moriarty's latest plot, whilst battling with new feelings and old nightmares. Slash, dark themes as it progresses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,281 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Love of the Loveless by ReluctantHero27 reviews
Sometimes, the most obvious conclusions are the ones right in front of your face... Or just the ones living in your flat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Therapist by katkin reviews
After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
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Roaring Heterosexuals reviews
"You know, when we first moved in here, you never told Mrs. Hudson we'd be needing two beds…" In which both Sherlock and John begin to question John's sexuality. Will be multi-chaptered.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Why Is My Destiny Such An Idiot? reviews
Gwen is curious as to why Arthur hasn't knighted Merlin yet. Merlin/Arthur, eventual magic!reveal and Gwen/Lancelot. WIP.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
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