FakeBaconFryer
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Joined 06-02-07, id: 1291836, Profile Updated: 03-13-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
All That I've Got Gabriel POV by BlackWingedGabriel reviews
The story All That I've Got from Gabe's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,094 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008
Of All the Girls in the World by Melika Elena reviews
A desperate monarch makes a pact with another king that will one day force him to give his headstrong daughter to the king's harsh son. Within the castle walls lay many secrets, including a deadly curse. Let the fairytale begin. COMPLETE!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,241 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Admirer by CallistoLexx reviews
Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PEN PALS by jojoStarr reviews
For an assignment Bella gets a pen pal from Africa by the name of Edward Cullen. They get along on paper but when the class takes a trip to Africa to visit them, their reluctance to accept each other puts their lives in danger. Will it bring them closer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Mine by Talz16 reviews
"I determined right then that I would return to Edward… or die trying." Bella and Edward are challenged with another obstacle. But will their love survive this new and powerful enemy from Edward's past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Bella, Edward
All That I've Got by BlackWingedGabriel reviews
Takes place during New moon after Edward leaves. Bella discovers a mysterious vampire in Forks with a past so dark it puts her life in danger and makes her question her loyalty towards the Cullens. Will Edward and Bella's love be strong enough to last?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,378 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
Two Beds And A Coffee Machine by kirstie23 reviews
Bella leaves behind an abusive relationship and starts again in Forks. When a hot young doctor comes knocking on her door romance is bound to occur but something dark is waiting to pounce. AU ALL HUMAN. M for adult content and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Falling for the enemy by FantasyFictionLover313 reviews
Bella is a rare female werewolf and the mate of Jacob the second in command of the La Push pack. When she first meets Edward a vampire from the neighboring coven sparks fly. Will their love last? Or will their differences tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Brush with an Angel by emm n emms reviews
This really isnt about twilight except i used the name Bella... its just a cute short story i wrote for english.... yeah i know its kinda against the rules but i think its kinda cute. A man and his chase to win back his true love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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To Be Taught reviews
Bella's previous teacher wasn't a very good instructor, so, with the help of her class, ran her off. Now she has a new teacher. A Mr. Mason. She decides to give him a chance before ruining his career too. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wannafightaboutit? reviews
It's the 5th week of Bella's senior year, and Edward's ignored her all of last and all of this year too... Then, of course, Mike, Eric, and Tyler get into it over her, she goes off to be alone, only to be meet by the Edwardian Perfection...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete