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Joined 11-20-01, id: 129200, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
Author has written 30 stories for Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Invader Zim, Transformers/Beast Wars, Game of Thrones, and A song of Ice and Fire.

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(06/05/12):
Because of FFnet's latest crackdown on story content and ratings, I've had to repost some chapters of stories to a different site. You must be 18 years old to access it. Thank you for reading and sorry for the inconvience.

"Masters of Their Fate" chapter 12: http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093572

"Fortune Favors Fools" chapter 5: http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093573


Cover Image Links

"Second Chances" cover image by trabloSK: http://trablosk.deviantart.com/


READER FAN ART

(03-09-13 update) "Second Chance fan art by ROzelith of Starfall and his first set of planetary rings:
http://r0zelith.deviantart.com/art/Starfall-356592539?ga_submit_new=10%253A1361908642

Big thanks to yuuki-kouseki for her fanart for "Second Chances!"

Optimus and Starfall: http://yuuki-kouseki.deviantart.com/#/d5738el
Starfall and Kara's first encounter: http://yuuki-kouseki.deviantart.com/art/Starfall-meeting-Kara-first-try-314499908


ILLUSTRATIONS!

"Masters of Their Fate" DinoTrap Beast Wars illustrations:
Rattrap annoying fem!Dinobot: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Playing-with-Fire-135968840
Megatron and Dinobot (inspired by ch. 5 of MoTF): http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Mine-138535810
Rattrap and Dinobot doing what they do best: arguing with the unspoken potential for bodily harm: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Up-Against-the-Wall-140777470
A tender moment. Or at least as tender a moment Dinobot and Rattrap can have: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Love-You-Hate-You-150868257

And some illustrations from the sequel "Fortune Favors Fools":
Fem!Transmetal Dinobot clone, Talon: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Here-Comes-the-Pain-150708539
Baby Switchblade: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/#/d31nagb
A father/son moment: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/#/d31na2m

(02/03/11):
Adult Switchblade: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/#/d386dlp
Switchblade emotions chart: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/#/d386coi
Switchblade emotions chart II: http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/#/d386c9d

"Unto the Shores of Acheron" FMA illustrations:
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Return-33916685
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Out-of-the-Wreckage-33916456
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Rejection-33371482
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Hesitation-33370895
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Homunculus-Ed-33370738
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/A-Father-s-Sacrifice-33371043

"Waiting for You Beyond the Light" Naruto illustration:
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Yon-Daddy-and-Naruto-62740227

"Blood Stained Hands" Naruto illustraions:
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/A-Poetic-End-55981446
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/Possession-45081292
http://fistsforhire.deviantart.com/art/You-re-Still-Alive-45080237

NON-FANFICTION WORKS:
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/129200/

Translated Works:
French version of "Unto the Shores of Acheron," translated by Kestrel Faeran: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323449/1/

Russian version of "Kept Behind," translated by Julia W: http://www.hogwartsnet.ru/fanf/ffshowfic.php?fid=19593&l=0

Fun Stuff:
For my fellow Harry Potter fans, if you happen to be bored and in the mood for a good laugh follow the link below!
www.potterpuppetpals.com
And for my Beast War peeps, Megatron's battle of Yes vs. No: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJkvwoddxY&playnext_from=TL&videos=Lpgg_phSCIo

Or some other random finds:
Japanese Matrix-style Ping Ponging: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php
The Ultimate Showdown of every single superhero or TV character in history: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

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Unmasked by Jocelyn reviews
AU. During that first pivotal fight in Jotunheim, Loki is hit with a poisoned dart. He collapses in the Observatory as Thor is banished, leaving Asgard without any heir and teetering on the brink of war. Now Frigga and Odin face the consequences of their deception, and still-mortal Thor is running out of time to save his brother's life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,296 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,380 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream
Our Darkest Hour by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. When an unprecedented event causes a radical alteration in the programming of every Transformer, the Autobots turn against everything they held sacred whilst the Decepticons stand as the only hope left for humanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,083 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,037 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Just This Once by fluting-through-life reviews
Starscream has been left behind by his faction with no hope of making it back to his base. But a certain Autobot leader takes pity on him and lends him a helping servo... in more ways than one. Happy sticky slash. Don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Beyond the Gate by ShenYue reviews
"...I see...things..." "What kind of things, Edward? Things from the gate?" Empty, hollow eyes, one blind, drifted to look past Roy's right shoulder. "...Bad things..." Not all nightmares are imagined...R&R plz Spoiler warning, EdWin, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
A Gamble by beachglass5387 reviews
Brienne makes the first move. Written for the Summer 2011 Exchange on jaimexbrienne on LJ.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Change in Perspective by Starfire201 reviews
Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. - M*A*S*H. A chance encounter shows Epps that there is always more to a story than what you believe you know. T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Starscream, R. Epps - Complete
Pitch by Borath reviews
Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Some With Arrows by Zuzeca reviews
Rattrap is infected with an aphrodisiac virus via a Predacon plot. Dinobot volunteers to help. Reposted from the kinkmeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rattrap, Dinobot - Complete
Thief in the Night by Zuzeca reviews
Earth wasn't the first time Rattrap met Dinobot. Reposted from the kinkmeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rattrap, Dinobot - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by Thing With No Talent reviews
Beast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,386 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rattrap, Dinobot
First: Do No Harm by L. Mouse reviews
Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - G. House, Ratchet
Equilibrium by Borath reviews
Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Elegy by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Oneshot. Lost in the depths of space, Tak longs for the chance to fulfill her dreams. She's about to get her chance too... but not in the way she thinks. Rated for character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Tak - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Cuddler by Fayola reviews
He shouldn’t have been surprised. After all, the slaghead read poetry. For FUN. Dinobot/Rattrap nonsense.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Diverging Possibilities by Oni-Gil reviews
It was almost sickening, the conflicted look on his white-plated, blue-opticked face. If only he would come to his senses! Couldn’t he see that the Autobot way was the only way? Skyfire/Starscream... with a twist. SG
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Sur les Rives de l'Achéron by Kestrel Faeran reviews
/Traduction\ Tout le monde croyait Ed mort. Mais lorsque quelqu'un tente de le ressusciter, personne n'est prêt à faire face au sosie sans âme finalement créé, ni à sa douleur et à sa colère quand sa copie originale revient de l'autre côté de la Porte.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - French - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,833 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Deadlocked by Demyrie reviews
TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control. LockdownxProwl. DARK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
True Colors by Elephas reviews
The Healers blatantly ignored him. No sense in spending time and money to save a patient for later execution. Better to let him die now. Better for everyone concerned. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Damned From the Start by shesshomaruluver1723 reviews
He welcomed death with open arms. It would be a blessing in disguise that would heal his aching heart. Before he succumbed to the neverending darkness, there was one more thing he had to accomplish. One more mistake he had to undo....WARNING: Major angst!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Abstention by Asidian reviews
An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
From Ancient Grudge by Mebrireth reviews
Post-ROTK. When disaster strikes, Legolas and Gimli find out just how deep old feuds lie. Reviews and criticism welcome...FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,143 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Elven Song by Jocelyn reviews
A member of the Fellowship is murdered. Ahh, how long we've all waited for this word...COMPLETE! Legolas discovers just how much he is loved by those in Middle Earth, Minas Tirith's guests return home...and Disaran gets his just desserts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,779 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Stone of Malinya by Goody-Goodie reviews
Aragorn summons Gimli and Legolas to accompany him on a quest to recover a great treasure, that will take them to a land of deceit, hatred, and pain *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,739 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Almost Human by Spacefille reviews
Takes place five years in the future. Zim is dying, and life changes permanently for Gaz when she decides to help out the little alien her brother hates. Contains mild ZAGR. Beware the rain. Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
KiBlind by Sholio reviews
**COMPLETE** The Z-senshi have mysteriously lost their ability to control ki, and the Earth is being invaded. Will strategy succeed when brute strength fails?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,389 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
A Killer in Me by Reber02 reviews
Set after the Buu Saga. An accident at Capsule Corp turns Vegeta a child once again, leaving him the same age as Trunks and Goten. *Chapter 13* Vegeta and the boys connect, and they arrive at Planet Freiza number 34.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,053 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/6/2002 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Vegeta
A Shadow in my Dreams by mirkwood cat reviews
*complete* blinded by grief Gimli lets his rage out on Legolas ... and a dark creature haunts the realm of the dwarves and it it Legolas who's life and sanity are in danger... reviews very much appreciated !!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,546 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Second Chances reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,359 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream] [Ironhide, Optimus Prime]
What's Past is Prologue reviews
Last in the "Masters of Their Fate" trilogy. The arrival of Dinobot and Rattrap's son, Switchblade, from the future changes the course of the Beast Wars forever. Fem!DinoTrap
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,728 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Dinobot, Rattrap
Darkness Creeps reviews
Satin searched the battlefield for Jon's body. Whatever Jon's crimes might have been he still deserved a proper burial. If only Jon had remained dead. -Set immediately after Jon's last chapter in "Dance with Dragons"-
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jon S. - Complete
Sapphires reviews
Jamie gives Brienne something she never expected for their wedding anniversary.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
A Different Kind of Justice reviews
After being captured, Jaime discovers Tyrion plans to exact revenge on him for his role in Tysha's rape in a very unconventional way with the help of an unwilling Brienne. AU set sometime after "A Feast For Crows"
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
A Different Sort of Justice reviews
After being captured, Jaime discovers Tyrion plans to exact revenge on him for his role in Tysha's rape in a very unconventional way with the help of an unwilling Brienne. AU set sometime post "A Feast For Crows"
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jaime L. - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Glimpse-into-the-future end of the "Masters of Their Fate" trilogy. After war, even the strongest of warriors want to return home. Dinobot and father fic. One-shot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Daughters reviews
Companion piece to the "Masters of Their Fate" trilogy. 3 part mini-fic written in honor of Father's Day focusing on Dinobot and her father, Stahlhand, from infancy to adulthood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dinobot - Complete
Shattered Glass: Beast Wars reviews
The war for primitive Earth rages between the tyrannical Maximal warlord, Optimus Primal, and the noble Predacon leader, Megatron, and his crew of explorers-turned-protectors of Earth. Ch 3: You asked for them! Silverbolt and Quickstrike enter the fray!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
To Hell and Back reviews
After a disasterous mission of the Order, Snape is accused of being one of Voldemort's spies and sent to Azkaban. But when his innocence is finally proven 4 years later, will he go back to the Dark side or return to those that betrayed him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,510 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Severus S.
Fortune Favors Fools reviews
Sequel to "Masters of Their Fate." There is no such thing as happily ever after. Especially when all the forces of the world seem set against you. Fem!DinoTrap COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 165,264 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
A Father's Pride reviews
Companion piece to "Fortune Favors Fools." If female infanticide is so common in Predacon society, why wasn't Dinobot discarded as a sparkling? ONE-SHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Dinobot - Complete
Fortune Favors Fools: Letting Loose reviews
Fem!Dino/Trap In the aftermath of the Maximals' near-annihilation at Megatron's hands, Dinobot struggles to come to terms with her defeat. And who better to help her do so than a rat with his own personal cure-all remedy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Masters of Their Fate: In Love and War reviews
Final chapter of "Masters of Their Fate." 06/05/12 update: see end of chapter for details.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Masters of Their Fate reviews
In the wake of the quantum surge, a shocking secret of Dinobot's is revealed. Forced to see his comrade in a completely different light, Rattrap must work out his confused feelings before time runs out and outside forces interfere. Fem!Dinobot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,270 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Empty Victory reviews
He'd done it. He'd won. But why did it feel like he should be mourning his accomplishment? ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Unto the Shores of Acheron reviews
Everyone thought Edward was dead. But when someone tries to resurrect him, no one's prepared to deal with the soulless look alike that's created instead, or its hurt and anger when his original half unexpectedly returns from the other side of the Gate
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,904 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Waiting For You Beyond the Light reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Blood Stained Hands reviews
Supposedly killed in an Akatsuki attack, no one knows what to think when Naruto is later found still alive but mentally shattered and dangerously close to losing control over Kyuubi. Can Sasuke save his friend or is Naruto doomed to darkness? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Siren Song reviews
After saving Roy from an attempted assassination, Ed returns Al to his body. But because of an imbalance in Equivalent Exchange, Al is slowly being drained of life. The only one that can save him is Ed. Too bad though Ed died bringing his brother back…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Dark Influences reviews
SEQUEL TO KEPT BEHIND Harry might have survived his ordeal as a disembodied spirit, but when the Order is jeopardized by one of its own, Harry must risk everything to save the one that once saved him... even if that person is Snape COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,175 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unequivalent Value reviews
Equivalent Exchange says that something of equal value must be given in order to gain something. But what if there was something so precious it had no equivalent value even with the Philosopher's Stone? ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Kept Behind reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
May You Find Some Comfort Here reviews
Severus Snape has always been haunted by his dark past. But when he gets a chance to redeem himself, will he finally find peace? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Writings on the Sword reviews
Legolas is poisoned by a cursed dagger given to him as a gift from Gimli. War between Elves and Dwarves may destroy Middle-earth if he dies. But the one who's dark magic is slowly killing the prince is dead-set on letting no one save him. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,494 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Legolas - Complete
They Came Upon A Midnight Clear reviews
Late one night, a mysterious ship sails out of the west and into the Grey Havens. Those aboard have come seeking a prophesised One who is the only one that can prevent the end of the world. But is Legolas willing to fulfill his destiny?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,198 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Legolas
The Touch of Sight reviews
After a near-fatal accident puts Legolas into a coma for 5 yrs, he then awakens to find he has gained a terrible gift -or curse- that lets him see things from the past or future of anyone he touches. COMPLETE & RE-EDITED TO PG-13
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,839 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Reflections of A Darker Self reviews
A deadly force has crossed over into Spiderman's dimension. Faced with an evil alternate version of himself, our hero has to accept the help of some unlikely allies to defeat his darker self who has teamed up with the Sinister Six of Spidey's world.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 10/13/2002
Screams of the Spider reviews
Sequel to "Down Came the Rain" Mysterious kidnappings have been occuring arond the city and people have reported Spidey the culprit. Going on the hunt, our hero finds the perpetrator may be linked closer to him then he thought...genetically speaking
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Down Came the Rain reviews
Spidey is shot down in a botched rescue attempt and to make matters worse, there are threats to attack the city with a deadly biological weapon. How will he save the city and dodge the hit out on his head when he's unable to fight back? COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,533 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Complete