Mistress Elysia
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Joined 06-03-07, id: 1292104, Profile Updated: 12-11-08
Author has written 5 stories for Neverwinter Nights, Stargate: Atlantis, Dungeons and Dragons, and Baldur's Gate.

Mistress Elysia is a dual-purpose entity; one half is vaguely literate and artistic, the other, a drooling, giggling fangirl with a penchant for big, manly warrior types being big, manly and warrior-ly (what? It's a word...).

When she is not getting caught up in ridiculously long plotlines and beating her muse with various items of cutlery for trying to turn everything she writes into smutty filth / reminding her after she's published a new chapter of the glaring plotholes she oh-so intended to address / for failing to realise that 'S' is quite close to 'D' on the keyboard, thus making it look like she can't sort her tenses out, she likes to draw inappropriate pictures of various characters (usually wearing completely unfeasably skimpy armour. She can't help it. It's habit now.), roleplay and generally procrastinate until she realises that, oh crap, she is supposed to be an English teacher and therefore should get some marking done (yes, you read that right. English teachers can write appallingly fangirlish fanfic too, you know. Just hope she's not that weird teacher from your school...)

She is also responsible for the Fade NPC mod for Baldur's Gate: SoA. One day, when she isn't sick of the sight of dialogue blocks, feisty redheaded fey'ri rogues or ex-gods called Bhaal, she might even finish it...

For 'Where Darkness Resides' artwork, visit her DeviantART page.

Just want to add a note of big old slobbery thanks to those people who have been reading and reviewing, especially for Where Darkness Resides - it's a real incentive to keep writing, knowing that people are reading - THANK YOU!! (big grin). I totally appreciate every single one of your comments (and if anyone ever does have any questions, feel free to PM me / post questions up on the forum at any time).

10/2/08 - Have added a forum here (mainly for Fickle Muse Updates); feel free to join me so I don't look like the sad old woman who mutters in the corner to herself...

25/3/08 - I need your opinions, folks - Should I split the first book of WDR? I'm in two minds about it right now. Thread in my forum ;)

15/4/08 - Disaster Strikes - my laptop died on Saturday night, with chapter 38 of WDR trapped inside. Depending upon how long it will take to fix / get the files recovered will depend on whether I wait or am forced to re-write... must admit, I'm not too motivated to re-write the chapter at the moment, but if it looks like it's going to take ages to fix (I'm hoping something has come loose and it'll take 2 secs!), then I will bite the bullet and re write (obviously). If that is this week or next depends on my motivation (and if I can sublimate my irritation at losing the first draft!)

21/4/08 - Still supremely pee'd off at laptop - chapter 38 of WDR still trapped. To motivate myself, I have started writing up an old idea I had for a D&D based story, called The Prisoner. It's not as epic in scope as WDR, and WDR remains my principle fic, but it is fun to get away from the Underdark for a while (but not deliciously wicked drow, or so it seems...)

11/12/18 - Whoa! It's been a while! But I do have a pretty good excuse... I'm about to become someone's mother (in approximately 5 weeks, to be precise). This hasn't been the easiest of pregnancies (I've basically vomited my way through it. Niiice...), which has seriously curtailed any kind of artistic endeavour (I've not drawn much, either - it's kind of hard to concentrate and be inspired when it feels like you've had a 7 month hangover!), and to top it all off, I'm having my house renovated, so things haven't been hugely easy over the last few months - I have been writing a few notes and scenarios, though, so I've not abandoned things (especially WDR) and the face of impending motherhood for good. Here's hoping little Tummy Monster is a nice, quiet, agreeable baby... (yeah... riiiiiiiiiight... like that's going to happen!).

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100,000 lousy coins by RonCN reviews
She wanted an easy life, thank you very much. Problem is, she also wanted the money. The reward got her in trouble with the whole Undrentide fiasco, and she never learnt: Yria is on her way to save Waterdeep... and to claim her 100,000 golds, of course.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Lemarchand's Legacy by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
To save those she loves, one of the Lemarchands must strike a deal with the devil. But is it a deal she is willing to make, and a price she can ultimately pay? [Complete and edited] [Heavily influenced by the novella]
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Revelations by sablecain reviews
Reunion' tag Ronon confronts Rodney after the events in Reunion
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Bad Dog, No Biscuit by Sholio reviews
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Ronon touches something he shouldn’t have, and hilarity ensues until the side effects start to show up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
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Where Darkness Resides reviews
Based on HotU. Jen Allomann, a half elven rogue-sorceress, is drawn into events beyond her control... R&R most welcome. Rated M for violence / adult situations. Ch. 35 now amended and re-uploaded
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,829 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
I Prefer The Night reviews
Once upon a time, Solaufein only dreamt of leaving Ust Natha and seeking his fortune upon the surface. Now, thanks to the actions of one particular Bhaalspawn, that dream is now a reality... Different POVs, depending who I am writing about.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
The Prisoner reviews
It was supposed to be a simple escort mission - take the prisoner to be tried for his crimes, no questions asked... until Ellie Swift realises he might not be the only one being held against their will. Rated M for language, violence and adult content
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Parallels reviews
Things are never easy on Atlantis, but when a strangely familiar woman suddenly appears from nowhere during the routine investigation of some new Ancient technology, the whole team know that they're in for some trouble, sooner or later... R&R most welcome
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007
Personal Diary of Lt Col John Sheppard reviews
Just a bit of silliness begins around the Season 2 episode 'Trinity'. Dr. Heightmeyer has decided that the Atlantis crew need to write diaries to keep them grounded Sheppard thinks this is a great idea until he is told he must 'lead by example'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - John S.