Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Thunderbirds, Law and Order: CI, Torchwood, Band of Brothers, and Primeval.
hiya everyone. I'm wild-in-spirit =) I'm an random Scot and love writing fan fiction
it would be wonderful if you could comment but as long as you enjoy them i don't mind.
i mostly write Harry Potter fanfic but have started others. not sure if i like them so much but we shall see how they develop.
I do NOT write any slash fan fictions; female or male alike. I'm not a big fan of them.
every story i do write is based around an OC, if you don't like those kinds of stories, don't read them.
i don't have fave stories i just go where the inspiration carries me.
might post some beginnings of my stories so i know what ones people want finished and will do them first.
all depends on what my muse allows of me.
if you have any requests about my stories, you could always message me on here on myspace.
i now have a fiction press account now. my original writing is on there now.
Full Name: Bev...and that is what i shall be known as
Birthdate: November 7th 1990
Astrological Signs: Scorpio, Year of the Horse, Reed - The Inquisitor (Celtic Tree Astrology)
Place of Residence: none of your buisness...don't want people stalking me haha
Hair Color: Brown...but it can change
Eye Color: Hazel...but can become almost black when i am really angry
Food: Fried Cheese Sandwhich
Coffee: none :S
Sport: Swimming, Rounders, Football (or soccer to our Amerians out there)
School Subject: English, Music, Photography
Movie: Bolt, Harry Potter (all of them), Lord of the Rings (all of them), 50 First Dates, Beauty and the Beast, Thunderbirds, Johnny English, X-Men (all of them...including Origins), Constantine,
Tv show: Law and Order: Criminal Intent, CSI (all of them), anything on the Food Network Channel, Bones, Supernatural, Primeval
Song: "i Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas
Music: Black Eyed Peas, N-Dubz, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Queen, AC/DC, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Evenesence, Keith Urban, Jennifer Hudson, Christina Aguilera, Carrie Underwood, Lee Ann Womack, Sara Evans, Faith Hill, Brad Paisley, Martina McBride, LeAnn Rimes, Billy Ray Cyrus, Kellie Coffey, Dolly Parton, Jessica Andrews, Rihanna, Adam Garcia, Aerosmith, Alanis Morisette, Alesha Dixon, Beyonce, BigBrovas, Bowling for Soup, Cascada, DHT, Eminem, Jay-Z, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Meat Loaf, Mika, Ne-Yo, Nickleback, Paramore, Robert Pattinson (yes, he is a musician), Timberland, 30 Seconds from Mars
Cartoon: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Justice League, Justice League unlimited, Recess, X-Men: Evolution
Color: Black, Silver, Purple, Blue and Red.
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Music, Hanging with my friends, Fantasizing.
Personality: I am probably the most random individual you will ever have the pleasure of reading about hehe ;P i can jump from one subject to the other, but yet i can write along the same line constantly. I have a major anger problem...used to go to an anger managment place but then found my calming area was in writing. So when i get angry I write. My writing isn't really that good when i write angrily but it helps me calm so i can get on with writing my normal stuff. I love strongly but don't trust easily, when you have worked your way into my heart and life i will protect you like i would my own family. My friends refer to me as "mummy bev" because i am so protective of them...like a mother bear with her cubs. I'm sarcastic, deadly truthful (sometimes people see it as rude but then they realise I don't mean it that way), nerdy and can be a total complete bitch. I can lie through my teeth, i can be extremely manipulative, calm, a freak, weird...yet at times i can have such a low self esteem that i cry myself to sleep sometimes.
Likes: I love alot of things. Among the things I love are: Black eyeliner, Supernatural, books, reading, music, vampires, werewolfs, My Freinds, english, art, my Ipod, drawing, creative stuff, Becker, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and Karl Urban.
Dislikes: There's also a shitload of things I don't like such as: Physical education, homework, my make up smudging, bad music, bad tv, most people, hand eye coordination, math, racism, getting sick, and a lot of other things.
10 Random Facts about me:
1) I have a good memory with images.
2) I sometimes wanna smack people over the head for walking slow.
3) I'm a pure Carnivore.
4) I'm inspired by little things.
5) I rely on my adopted sisters (Kara, Gracey-Lou and Katy) and my friends so much.
6) I have named my muse Faith...she is that special to me.
7) I lived in Scotland most of my life...we dealt with cold all the time...and i do swim in the ocean for fun haha.
8) I hide behind a mask of confidence
9) I have extreme insomnia...but not all the time. It comes and goes...which is annoying.
10) I got so drunk on my 18th that i don't remember most of it.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just finish them)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle)
Things to copy to your profile:(amazingly, I've actually done these...which is why I'm posting them...obviously)
If you have ever fell up the stairs copy this to your profile...
If you have ever fell down the stairs copy this to your profile...
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa copy this to your profile...
If you ever had a laughing attack for no reason copy this to your profile...
If you have ever ran into a door copy this to your profile...
If you have ever gone some where to get something then think why you were there in the first place copy this to your profile...
If you're weird and proud of it add this to your profile...
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If your like cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
FRIENDS: help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you move the bodies.
My favourite quotes
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde.
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde
"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson
"I'm in this office to lead, not to read." - President Schwarzenegger, The Simpsons Movie
"while choking Bart for laughing at him I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!" - Homer Simpson
"to Barbossa Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.
It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
The Addams Family
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
Addams Family Values
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Forman: You stash your drugs in a lupus text book
House: It's never Lupus