Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, D N Angel, Maximum Ride, and X-Men: The Movie.
LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you? Amber
2. Saw you cry: I have no clue. I usually keep it hidden.
3. Went to the movies with you? My dad and brother. We saw Voyage of the Dawn Treader
4. You went to the mall with? Amber
5. You went to dinner with? My father, I think.
6. You talked on the phone? Driving instructor because I was late. Other than that, Amber!
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?
8. Broke your heart? Jacob really. Maybe Seth.
9. Made you laugh? Mr. Crosby, my psychology teacher! He's amazing!
WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Noes goes. =P
2. Be serious or be funny? I'd rather be funny but I usually end up being serious.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole, but I wouldn't really want either.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I'd probably want the fire. Maybe I can pass out beforehand.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents, by far.
1. Simple or complicated? Complicated, I believe. Not many can understand me.
2. Gay? That really depends on your point of view.
3. Hardcore? haha...no.
DO YOU PREFER. .
1. Flowers or candy? I love me some good junk food.
2. Gray or black? Black because it's easier to work with.
3. Color or Black and white photos? Color. I like the detail.
4. Lust or love? Love...I'm a closet sappy romantic.
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, I'm a night owl.
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Chocolate M&Ms for life!
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Again, I'm a night owl.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Do you like anyone? I do.
2. Do they know it? They might.
DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall. Winter's too cold.
3. Left or right? Right is right.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Two best friends. I don't do well in large groups of people.
5. Sun or rain? Rain smells good and looks pretty
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate for life!
7. Vodka or Jack? Happy vodka with some nice lemonade
1. What time is it? 9:18 at night while I should be packing for school and writing an essay.
2. Name? Karen
3. Nickname(s): Kay, Hailey, Care bear, Jason
4. Where were you born? Texas, not country land.
5. What is your birthdate? April 5, 1994
6. What do you want? To be a real boy. lol
7. Where do you want to live? A city.
8. How many kids do you want? Two kids.
9. What would you want to name a girl? Katie
10. What would you want to name a boy? Samuel
11. You want to get married? If I can find someone that will deal with me.
1. Nervous Habits: Swaying from side to side or hitting my fist against my leg
2. Are you double jointed? Only in my hip
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yup
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yeah
6. Do you make your bed daily? Surprisingly, yes. I didn't really realize it until now. It's more of a method for not going back to bed in the morning.
7. Which shoe goes on first? Left
8. Ever thrown one at someone? A punch? No. A cat? You bet!
9. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? Whatever I've earned. Usually that's between one and three hundred.
10. What jewelry do you wear? A swiss army watch.
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Neither. I stab it.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? No.
3. Favorite ice cream: Neapolitan, cuz' then I get three!
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? I have no idea because I don't eat it.
5. What's your favorite beverage? Diet Dr. Pepper
6. Do you cook? I like to BAKE.
IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU? (YES OR NO)
1. Had a b/f or g/f? Nope.
2. Bought something you didn't need: Of course.
3. Sang in front of people: No.
4. Been kissed: By my mom?
5. Been hugged: You bet!
6. Felt stupid: I'm a teenager. I do that daily.
7. Missed someone: Not too much, but yes. I'm used to it.
8. Got drunk: No way.
9. Got high: Not a chance.
10. Danced Crazy: No thank you.
11. Gotten your hair cut: Yup! I chopped it off.
12. Cried: In secret.
13. Lied: haha Of course I have!
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you are against abortion, post this in your profile. (get a friend to paste too, if you almost cried)
AS A FORMER FETUS, I AM OPPOSED TO ABORTION!!
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
I'm emo, so I MUST cut myself.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.
BEST FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.
FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.
BEST FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.
FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.
BEST FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you after a breakup
BEST FRIENDS: Will go kick the guy in the balls and then post pictures of it on the internet
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!
BEST FRIENDS: Will add to it!!
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei
"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... 'DAMN! THAT WAS FUN!'"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!
Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good exercise.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
You fight, I fight
If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall…
fluffy bunnies symbolize death and destruction
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE
Trying is the first step toward failure
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
"The end of the world will be at at ten o'clock tonight. More on this story at eleven."
I guess E means extra fuel! Hey why did my car just stop?! It's on E for extra fuel! Oh, well I guess it's broken, time to get a new one.
Let's do something manly like football, or hockey, or knit fuzzy sweaters!
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we can not walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before
i may look safe but when i'm alone...I will eat you
I hope you know that often times we're the only ones who think each others funny.
my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
dont knock on death doors, ring the door bell and run, he hates that!!
ha ha. i dont get it
oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? get over it!
omg, im a piece of toast!
I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!
poke me and die!
i run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous
today i will be happier than a bird with a french fry
i did not hit you...I simply just highfived your face
when i grow up i want to be a caterpillar
.. you did what? .. with who? .. For how many cookies!?
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Horn broken:watch for Finger!
It's all fun and games unitl someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Hai aieru, Kazukomichiko7789
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche,hai aieru, Kazukomichiko7789
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, organization MA, Anime Freak Sammy, kazukomichiko7789
Your number is: 6
The characteristics of #6 are: Responsibility, protection, nurturing, community, balance, sympathy.
The expression or destiny for #6:
The positive side of the number 6 suggests that you are very loving, friendly, and appreciative of others. You have a depth of understanding that produces much sympathetic, kindness, and generosity. The qualities of the 6 make the finest and most concerned parent and one often deeply involved in domestic activities. Openness and honesty is apparent in your approach to all relationships.
If there is an excess of the number 6 in your makeup, you may exhibit some of the negative traits associated with this number. There may be a tendency for you to be too exacting and demanding of yourself. In this regard, you may at times sacrifice yourself (or your loved ones) for the welfare of others. In some cases, the over zealous 6 has difficulty distinguishing helping from interfering. You may have difficulty expressing your own individuality, because of involvement with responsibilities and causes. Like all with the Expression of the number 6, it's quite likely that you worry much too much.
Your Soul Urge number is: 5
A Soul Urge number of 5 means:
In a positive sense, the energies of the number 5 make you very adaptable and versatile. You have a natural resourcefulness and enthusiasm that may mark you as a progressive with a good mind and active imagination. You seem to have a natural inclination to be a pace-setter. You are attracted to the unusual and the fast paced.
You may be overly restless and impatient at times. You may dislike the routine work that you are engaged in, and tend to jump from activity to activity, without ever finishing anything. You may have difficulty with responsibility. You don't want to be tied down to a relationship, and it may be hard to commit to one person.
Your Inner Dream number is: 1
An Inner Dream number of 1 means:
5 April 1994
Your date of conception was on or about 13 July 1993 which was a Tuesday.
You were born on a Tuesday
Your fortune cookie reads:
Life Path Compatibility:
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2449447.5.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/10/1994 and ending 1/30/1995.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 25 Nisan 5754.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 18.104.22.168.3 which is
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 23 Shavval 1414 (1414-10-23).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 3 April 1994.
As of 11/29/2008 11:37:57 PM EST
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Your lucky day is Tuesday.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 127 days till your next birthday
Those 15 candles produce 15 BTUs,
In 1994 there were approximately 4.1 million births in the US.
In 1994 the population of Australia was approximately 17,951,481.
Your birthstone is Diamond -->
The Mystical properties of Diamond
Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire
Your birth tree is
Rowan, the Sensitivity
Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
There are 26 days till Christmas 2008!
The moon's phase on the day you were
SING SONG TIME
"So many nights I cried myself to sleep
"Come near and talk to me baby,
Je n'ai pas de mots,
"Cover my eyes
Can you hear heaven cry
"Castles they might crumble
Clouds will rage
"Is this the whole picture
And I'm here to stay
I'm seeing so much clearer
"To let you blame it on me,
"Here in the shadows
Show me the shadow where true meaning lies
"Now, I'm alive. I've been renewed.
OH!, THE THINGS I HEAR
Jennica- "I don't like that. I like penis"
Justin- "I'm a piece of shit!"
Justin- "If I could stand up I would kick your ass."
Justin- "One way. Black rectangle. White arrow."
Alan- "Comedy night at the strip club."
Me: "Camping for our familys is sitting around the fire and makeing fun of the drunk people."
Autumn- "I learned that I run very fast when I'm trying to avoid being molested."
Dad- "In my mind it's 2am."
Dad- "Molesting the furniture"
Justin- "Fire is hot!"
Me: "Aren't they cute!"
Justin- "She's legally retarded in 27 countries"
Alan- "Because they'll get in trouble if they yell 'kill the niggers'"
Me- "I am thpethial and I like thpinkleth!" (I am special and I like sprinkles)
Dad- "It's all fun and games until somebody farts"
Me- "They're giant, sugary balls!"
Justin- "Boob! Boob! T, titty, boob!"
Me- "It was chemically infested!"
Justin- "Capitan Obvious!" (That's his superhero name)
Me: "You're a cruel man."
Me-"If you're sober, you can laugh at the drunk people. If you're drunk, you can laugh at jokes that have not been said"
Justin- "Trocolate and Thpinkleth." (Chocolate and sprinkles)
Me- "Jessica's molesting her blanket!"
Mom to my dad- "You have a talented butt." (She was refering to how, when we were hiking, his phone, which was in his back pocket, somehow managed to call my moms phone and left about a 5min message of us hiking)
Justin- "I a world...where 14-year-olds talk about boobs."
Amber- "It was life-changing!"
Amber- "I just saw an old man in a tooth fairy costume." (She was watching TV)
Me- "We are not bringing the Germans into this conversation!"
Me- "It's God's fault!" (I said this many times for different reasons)
Justin- "The philipenoes have Gohaperpasiphilitis!" (That's the STD he made up)
Me: "Did you fall off?!"
Me: "That is very likely the most awkward thing that I have ever seen." This was when my sister snatched a peice of paper from my hand a ate it. My sister is 12.
TRIP TO HAWAII
Waiter: "The lemons are happy to see you."
Scott: (at restraunt) We're playing musical chairs."
Me: "I already embarrasses myself enough on a daily biases without the help of hula dancers and I would like to retain the small amount of dignity that I have left."
END TRIP TO HAWAII
Me: Team Edward; because team Jacob is bestiality!"
Me: "Shut up or I will decapitate your hand and decaffeinate your face!
Gen: "I'm gunna see if I can do the matrix- OH GOD!" falls down
Me: "If you could lose your virginity to anyone in the world, who would it be?"
Me: "It's an orgasm between two covers!"
Mr.Smith: "Come on, you ding-dongs!" (this was the first thing that I ever heard him say. This is my geometry teacher.)
Mr.Rollins: "Koala Bear!"
Nolan: "Get on the ground and die!"
Jasmin: "I love Tiara's head."
Nolan: "All men are dismembered!"
Me: "In this world, people die because other people are fuck-faces."
Tiara: "It felt amazing the first time and it didn't feel that way this time!"
Stephen: "Sir, I have a gun stuck to my face."
Me: "What happened to your sweater?"
Spencer: "I got my disease from Mr.Bryant."
Kelsey: "Why do you cut your raisins?!"
Everyone in theater class: "Awwwwwwww!" (referring to Zoey and Danial snuggling)
Ellie: "I'm a minority!"
Nolan: "I need chap stick..."
Me: "So, you're saying that, if you had one day left to live, you would run, naked, into the Pentagon and streak while singing Yankey Doodle?!"
Me: "The drugs! They do nothing!"
Jomana: "That sounds like fun but I have alcohol in me right now so a lot of things sound fun right now."
Me: "The Matrix!"
Me: "I liked him better with the beard on."
Ellie: "I would love to see his face if he saw me wearing these right now." Talking about how she is wearing some guy's shorts
Mr.Bowden: "Only in San Marcos Academy would the announcement, 'If you are building a boat, then come get cardboard', make sense."
Chloe: "Do not meow in formation! I never thought I'd have to say that, but do not MEOW in FORMATION!"
Alex: "Chloe, I'm scared.
Chris: (while getting ready to repeal off of a six story wall, he looked down) "Lane one on- Oh God!"
End Leadership Camp
Me: "Emma! I made a new friend!"
Me: "Judging from his face, he probably would have been willing to carry it in a condom if that's all that was there!" (we were talking about haw Ellie gave the delivery man a crap load of change.)
Me and Emma: "Leggo my preggo!" (Emma had said that her shirt looked like a maternity shirt.)
Patrick: "This is my Jew-beating stick."
Ellie: "Finish your death speech or I will make it real!"
Adam: "Happiness makes me sad."
Seth: "It never stops!"
Alec: "If I was a girl, I would play with my boobs all day long."
Patrick: "Do you know why it's raining?" (It is storming like crazy outside.)
Mr.Garza: "Are you serious?!" (This was while I in my after school study hall that I have to go to to do my homework because I was failing geometry. I was bored and proceeded to make a bed out of several of his classroom desks.)
Boothby: "I have the body of a god; unfortunately, that god is Buddha."
Maredith: (In art class) "I don't know why, but my brain just thought 'Karen likes little children; they're tasty'"
Dakota: "Who's pillow case is this?!"
Emily: (talking to a girl who has a bee on her) "Stand like a tree. Do bees sting trees? No."
Jomana: "He had some of those numb nuts."
Jomana: "Oh, Amber, I got you a - oh, I ate it." (she was referring to a chocolate dipped strawberry.)
Christan: "Stop eating my pants!"
Adalade: "I hate those nut-brownie things. They look like they don't have nuts so you take a bite and it's a fucking nut brownie!"
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