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Joined 06-03-07, id: 1292218, Profile Updated: 08-08-10
Author has written 2 stories for Tales of Symphonia, and Pokémon.

'Lo there. I'm a random guy who happened to want to write his first fanfic here, now where's a welcome party? Oh wait...

Me=16, wuvs everything cola-related, chocolate, hates anything spicy

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Likes Nickleback, the All-American Rejects, Coldplay, the Fray, Daniel Powter, Michelle Branch, Alter Bridge, Owl City

Hates rap

Now, if only there was a virtual welcome chocolate bar for me to munch... T_T (Yes, I'm obsessed with chocolate)

Working on: Declaration

On hold... Forever, it seems: Grudges

Needs: To get more reviews (weeps)

Pairings (Atleast, ones I like) -

TOS: Shelloyd (what not to love between a ninja+swordsman?), Yuartel (Look, somebody likes the melancholy one! XD), Gesea (A cute little girl with pigtails and monsterous strength plus a master of mana together= ownage)

Pokemon: Advanceshipping (Dawn's not good enough for him), MangaQuestShipping (Yes, I read Pokemon Special now f34r me)

I've skipped somewhere around fifteen lines to warn Shelos lovers to not read the underlined/bolded text- I've warned you. I'm not responsible for you disregarding this message, and I will tell you so if you send me anything about it. Thank you.

Reasons- Shelloyd: The fact is, Colette may have an incredible level of devotion to Lloyd. Lloyd appreciates that. But, he simply can't be compatable with her because she makes him feel frustrated and helpless when all he wants to do is help. She simply rejects help and keeps on bearing it- Lloyd can't stand anybody being sacrificed, and the only true devoted feeling and personality trait Colette has is that she's not afraid to sacrifice herself. Lloyd cannot stand to see anybody sacrificed. Sheena is very compatable with Lloyd- The two have both endured guilt beyond imagination. Whether it be Volt or Iselia, they both can comfort each other on their guilt because they've experienced it firsthand. Sheena especially, looks for a person that can accept her without thinking that she doesn't deserve to exist, just because she was the co-perpatrator in the Volt accident. She just wants somebody to see things that are not complicated by past events, just who she is. Lloyd can do that- He is simple at heart, not stupid. He understands everybody just by looking into their hearts. He just looks that the core of a person. This is what Sheena needs. They both also have similar values- They both have no tolerance for sacrifices, they will go with things that are morally right, and they are not afraid to stop things that are wrong. Besides, Sheena is the only person at both Flanior and Heimdall to admit indirectly that she has fallen in love with the Gentle Idealist. Besides, Zelos has plenty of reasons to admit he loves her. But, he royally screws every chance he ever gets.

For heaven's sake. Zelos does not give either Sheena or himself time to develop a relationship.

Fire Emblem: IkexMia, IlyanaxSoren, RolfxMist

What I hate: Shelos (Must. Throw idea in. Hell. And let it burn. Forever. And then, feed it to Noishe.) Oh, and Colloyd can also go, except it can drown in the lake of fire. Forever. Add Contestshipping as well. What crackhead invented THAT?

BIO

Name: (What the hell? I am so DAMN NOT GOING TO TELL JOO, ST@LK3RZ!)

Age: 15 (Yes, it's true)

Lives: The American State of Georgia, suckas!

Gender: Male

Nationality: Chinese

Quotes: (section under development)

"But keep one thing in mind, I'll happily kill you for free" Nathan Algreen to Colonel Bagley, The Last Samurai

"It was a good death." Katsumoto, The Last Samurai

"Not even Wensleydale?" Wallace to Wendolene, A Close Shave

"Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!" Kratos Aurion, ToS

“IF YOU KEEP US LOCKED IN HERE ANY LONGER, I’M EATING KRATOS, YOU HEAR ME?” Yuan, Forsaken, by Spiritua Masquarade/Meowzy-chan

"Oh, what the HELL AM I SAYING!" Reno, FF 7: Advent Children (What hell are you doing, watch this movie, NOW! Seriously!)

"The bass drum is falling!" Evan something, a guy at my school

People who read, but don't review. In most circumstances, I can understand if you were pressed for time or simply forgot, but to have a story that is on the favorites of thirteen people and on alert of fifteen and to only get TWO reviews for one chapter? (This is just a non-existant example story, but please read further) First of all, not only is it rude to read-and-run (especially if you liked the fic), but it makes the author think everyone suddenly boycotted their fic for reasons that are unknown to them. Secondly, you just might see the fanfic discontinued. So, READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE!

To those who say that writing fanfiction is gay.

You're telling us that? That those of us who write their minds, their own interpretations and play out their imaginations on a medium that has vastly forced that outdation of literature itself, to stop writing and get a life?

Sorry, people who have a religion, but hell to the no I am not giving it up.

This is the way for us to express ourselves to the world to people that have something in common with us- Besides being on opposite sides of the globe and such. This is not supposed to replace our lives- Writing fanfiction is to enhance it. We read fanfiction to find an expansive library of stories that do not and would not exist in the real, palpable world. Fanfiction is to create answers to the infinite "what-ifs" of any franchise or work of literature, and from those we can even get the inspiration to answer that own nagging "what-if" in the back of our minds.

You cannot critique us on something that you can only see from one perspective. The fanfiction writer sees them both, and does not want to give up the second discovered one when he or she finds it, though some may in the end become satisfied with what they have written, or simply realize that life is crushing them and they must in the end devote themselves to other pursuits. But even those people cannot possible forget what they learned, and that is what those who declare the art to be a sham, a fake, and a source of delinquency and in other words, um, "gay," we're sorry.

What gave you the right to say that? If you have the brain capacity to think, ask yourself that question until you can write something this long. I haven't even gotten close to the length of rants that some people write, so one can say that I'm going easy on you.

We Want a Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

Tales of Symphonia is too good to be left alone. We want a sequel to quell the storm of questions in our heads. What happens to Kratos? We NEED a second Tales of Symphonia game, and we need it NOW! Copy and paste this if you want a Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

Take note that what is stated above already happened and will be released later in 2008. Wait, it did ._.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular anf fitting in. If your one of the five percent that aren't copy this and put it on your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, Dragonroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Moon-Freak00, clam thief, EverD, Jenova Remnant, screamingedge.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Well, I'm only 16, but I'm a teenager, so what?

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

Abercrombie stuff sucks. And what the heck is Fitch, anyway?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Screaming Edge(I somehow managed it and kissed the floor in the process).

Take note that EVERYTHIHNG ON HERE IS OUTDATED!!... Save for story info and stuff. But I still haven't managed to figure out what Fitch is, so... T_T (10/05/10)

NOW UPDATED! AGAIN!!! (8/08/10, yes, it's august)

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The Dumbing Down Of Love by A Taste for Tragedy reviews
It's been a year after Mithos' death, and Sheena now has an arranged marriage. One day her friends and old love show up to help out with the wedding. Will Sheena follow her heart, or will she choose the path her village has paved for her? Sheeloyd
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Sheena F., Lloyd I. - Complete
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,413 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
When Students Become Teachers by My Lovely Yume reviews
Raine takes up her teaching job again in Iselia, while Genis is away in Palmacosta. Some of the students are familiar, including a certain Lloyd Irving. Due to an incomplete test, he must make a house call to Raine's. What happens? LloydxRaine
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,538 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Lloyd I., Raine S. - Complete
Tales of Invader Potter and the Whitestone School by War292004 reviews
What happens when the characters of Harry Potter, Invader Zim, and Tales of Symphonia come together and end up in the same school for a year? Total insanity, the staple of ToIPatWS! Hundreds of misadventures await within these freshly edited chapters!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,242 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Anonymous by JasoTheArtisan reviews
Sequel to "So". Years after Aizen's death, the Vizards have resurfaced, asking Soul Society for assistance in the real world. And when Arrancar begin to reappear, the Gotei 13 will travel to Hueco Mundo in hopes that Aizen's army hasn't rebuilt itself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,836 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Longinus Directive by Blue Bongo reviews
After losing at the Verger Conference, Ash questions his abilities. But, when Scott offers him the chance to challenge the Verger Battle Frontier, Ash jumps at the challenge. However, events are going on behind the scenes. Events that will affect history.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 124 - Words: 574,604 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Tales Of Stupidity by Luna-Starr reviews
A TOS parody. Kratos will always be better than you, Colette is a dumb blonde, Lloyd has the attention span of a gram cracker, Raine will carbon date anything and everything and poor Genis is the last of the sane.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,960 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006
Lilycove Tournament: And the Battle Begins! by Kyuuketsuki Fang reviews
Welcome to the place where a series of twists and challenges lay behind the doors. Welcome to tests of power, skill, and worth. Welcome to dark secrets, and sinister plots. Welcome to the Lilycove Tournament. Not your normal tournament fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,774 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
Election Week by Rave The Rich reviews
AdvanceShipping/MinamoShipping triangle. When May invites several good friends to a beach house, old and new feelings rise to the surface and two friends are left at each other's throats. Epilogues forthcoming. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,520 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka
More or Less by aqua-dragon28 reviews
ON HIATUS. Sequel to "Something More." Gold and Crystal are now officially together, but when some unexpected visitors arrive, things begin to fall apart. How long can their relationship last? Shippings: Mangaquest, frantic, possible Special and Oldrival.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Reaching for the Stars by LuciferIX reviews
After figuring out Dawn's secret May agrees to help her get together with Ash. But will she be able to overcome past feelings that she once thought were put to rest? Advanceshipping, AshxMay, AAMayL, SatoHaru
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Rise To The Top by Blue Bongo reviews
Ash Ketchum is invited to attend a tournament for the top 100 trainers in the world. However, with the participation of both Paul and Gary, as well as several other powerful trainers, can he accept his destiny and rise to the top? Advanceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 301,249 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Shattered by Yondaime-Sensei reviews
Every fragment has a whole, every piece has a place in the puzzle. Decisions will be made, plans unveiled, bonds broken, and the moments before death revealed. What will become of Naruto in the end? Rated M for Lemon. NaruxSaku and possible other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,062 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kratos Are You? by Fehize reviews
There is a campfire in the middle of the night 'n a need for a good rest after the day's travel. However, as the moon rises, up begins a set of...intriging moments![Oneshot Series][T for swear words and funnylike ideas.][Hidden Oyako 'n Fluff Included!]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Bare Fear, Bare Flesh by Link-luvr reviews
Based after ToS, two people have fears which they can't overcome alone...so can they overcome them together? Kraine rating may change..and no this isn't smut, despite what the title conveys.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Kratos A., Raine S. - Complete
What to do in a Desert by Ryna-chan reviews
What could anyone possibly do to entertain themself while walking in a wasteland? Lloyd Irving should think more about these kinds of things
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Lloyd I.
First Aid by Ryna-chan reviews
Why did he have to heal everyone all the time? Kratos Aurion figures that a certain Professor needs to know her place...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Kratos A., Raine S. - Complete
A Single Drop of Purity by Spiritua Masquerade reviews
A single drop of purity. That's all it takes for even the darkest of hearts to regret their sins. That single drop, combined with a drop of fortitude, could be the only thing able to save a world doomed from the start.[Kralette][collab: Holyknightsteve]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,694 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Colette B., Kratos A.
The World's Strongest by Sael reviews
The members of AVALANCHE face off in an armwrestling tournament that will decide the world's strongest!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Declaration reviews
His name is Ziri Axlhedron. Bullied all his life, he's begun his journey in Johto, confronting the establishment, legends, the general population, searching to rise beyond his New Bark Town beginnings and rise above to his destiny. Accepting OC requests
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,457 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ho-Oh/Houou
Grudges reviews
Kendal Seycheyll has never been what you'd consider normal. In fact, he's what you'd call strange. But when Lloyd and co. crash in Tethe'Alla, this just might be his chance to repay back some grudges... Chapter 56 UP! OC Insert; Will be epic in length
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 160,887 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Yuan