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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pirates of the Ring by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Jack, Gibbs, Anamaria, Will, and Elizabeth sail to Middle-earth; their presence can only have a direct impact on its future. POTC and LOTR. LOTR movie and book verse; follows canon established in first POTC film only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,801 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Aragorn, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Vidhwansak by Jack Mackerel reviews
Unobtanium is crucial to humanity's survival. In light of this, a second expedition is gathered by a multi-corporate endeavor, back to the planet where RDA had failed, a more alien, hostile world since the last human had left its noxious jungles.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2010
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire by General Grievous reviews
NarutoxWorldofWarcraft Part II Thus begins the second part of the legend. The worlds grow closer, and their many evils begin to awaken and converge. Naruto must now fight harder than ever. NaruxOC NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 426,291 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
The Ocarina of Time by Peptuck reviews
A black shadow of evil spreads across Hyrule, and all hopes rest upon a lone warrior, his fairy guardian, and the courage in his heart....An in-depth novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,338 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Link
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3720 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Vesvius' Junk Box by Vesvius reviews
Where I put everything I do that's abandoned, partially finished, or a challenge that I took. Have fun, you all. Formerly 50 prompts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Homeworld2: Interstellar Odyssey by atmawpn reviews
Peace is never eternal, just a calm before the next storm. As the War of the Ancients spills over into the Present, the Hiigarans and their allies must take up arms once again. Sequel to Wrath of the Gods. Now DEFUNCT due to Divinity rewrite.
Homeworld - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Legendary Battles by General Grievous reviews
Characters from many different mangas/video games and tv shows are thrown together, pitted against their greatest enemies in a world by two gods who want to decide who rules their reality. Not like the others, I assure you...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
Mighty Oaks From Tiny Acorns Grow by dave-d reviews
Naruto left something behind. Hinata hurried to return it to him. Where was he headed? What did he do there that surprised her? Why did she feel so good when she joined in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Kiss the Chef by drunkdragon reviews
The consequences of teasing Haruhi has never been so rewarding. Haruhi x Kyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Your Santa by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Hinata wants to give Naruto a merry christmas. Will she succeed? And if so, how did she do it? What kind of present will she give to Naruto? Oneshot, HinaNaruish. Xmas fic. No, it's not a lemon, you obsessed hippies. Happy holidays, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Vortigaunt and the Larry by Ghost Rider1 reviews
New chapter finally! Larry and his vortigaunt friend Morty try to escape the terror of Ravenholm and find their place in destiny. Next one won't take me so long.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Dragon Hunt by CII reviews
SG1 has faced formidable enemies in the past. But none so dangerous, or mysterious, than the foes they never knew existed right in their own backyard or their own home planet for that matter. Alternate Universe! cowritten by Count Boobu. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Kitsune Mercenaries by Cre A. Tor00x reviews
Naruto is exiled from the village and a mage finds him, soon they start off their days a Mercs and soon gain a name for themselves. When the third ninja war is at hand, Kohona has only two people to turn to, The Kitsune Mercenaries but there seems to be a
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,502 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Team Fortress: Endless War by Chinese Infantry reviews
Two teams, two flags, one war. Follow the story of a red female scout and a blue chain smoking spy as they learn what is so important about a freaking flag. Rated T for strong language and violence in later chapters. A NaNoWriMo 2007 Story.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
Beware the Dragon by Vesvius reviews
Everyone must remember to fear the dragon. After all, he is the harbrininger of both rebirth and destruction. And now, Drake Osominus steps up to life of the Zoid Warrior. After all, even the dragon needs to have a good time. OCLeena, epic length expected
Zoids - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007
The One Free Man by BlazerKnight reviews
A brief recount of a rebel in City 17, facing impossible odds but armed with confidence and a submachinegun. Complete. A short story I wrote on an inspired whim.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Baby Boom by Kitsuru reviews
[Crack, NaruHarem] When Naruto's wives take a week long vacation, Naruto quickly learns that having a big family might NOT have been the best idea he's ever had. And when Akatsuki gets involved, things can only get worse... [WIP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U.
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 293 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Kunoichi by katdemon1895 reviews
I will be the one they do not guard against. I will be the one to give the final strike.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
A Night On The Town by Clarobell reviews
After a good haul of treasure, the straw hat crew decide to spend a night in the town leaving Zoro to take care of a VERY drunken Luffy. ZoLu SaNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Vagabond Jedi by OrpheusLives reviews
Two Jedi escape Order 66 and on their way to Alderaan, are transported to another galaxy, far, far, away. WARNING: May contain Revenge of the Sith and books 1 through 5 spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Rain by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
Summary: After training for three years Naruto goes back to Konoha in secret to surprise his friends and a certain kunoichi in his graduating class that he has now grown to love...or is it too late? [From Naruto's Point of View, PG13 just to be safe.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Memoirs of a Starship by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The Enterprise-E's history- From the ship herself. R&R please.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2002