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Joined 06-03-07, id: 1292700
Author has written 7 stories for Homestar Runner, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

This is where I dump shitty stories I write when I'm bored. Most of them are full of sex. Really badly written sex. Deal with it.

You may notice I write a lot of Homestar Runner stories. I do it because you touch yourself at night.

They're all shitty and OOC and have the most idiodic plotlines ever. Also, none of them have straight couples. NONE OF THEM. Fuck reproduction.

Stick it in the pooper, I say!

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Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
As it is in Heaven by HeronsStorm reviews
-One thing I don't get though, is why Mrs. Reigns paired me, with him. Could she have known something I didn't?- Ratings may change through story for language and... other, reasons. Minor SB/HR slash, Full summery inside. Real life.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Thunder Storm by L.C.Burrows reviews
Jude's afraid of thunderstorms. Jonsey has the cure. OneShot. Jonsey/Jude.
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Wrong by elmo-and-panda reviews
Oneshot slash between Hagrid and Dobby ..... quite disturbing yes but twisted people may find it funny. We will eagerly snog you if you review flamers are also welcomed too : M rated for disturbing pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Dobby, Rubeus H. - Complete
Untitled by Calliopiea reviews
Two enemies spend the night together
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Albus D., Voldemort
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BABE, PIG IN THE CITY reviews
This story is really short. I will probably never finish it. Ever.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007
THE BEST EXCERCIZE EVER reviews
COACH Z AND HOMESTAR FUCK.I ACTUALLY WROTE MOST OF THE SEX SCENE IN THIS ONE.Then I got lazy.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007
Free Country My Ass reviews
Super shitty old fic where Homestar and Strong Bad get turned into humans. I stopped writing it 'cause it was gonna be way too Opposites Attractish.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007