I Am The Prince of Wales
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Joined 06-03-07, id: 1292787, Profile Updated: 12-11-07
Author has written 34 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Office, Law and Order: SVU, Angel, My Name is Earl, DC Superheroes, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Futurama, Firefly, Heroes, Veronica Mars, Venture Brothers, Kevin Smith, 30 Rock, Caprica, Doctor Who, and Spider-Man.
I met the Joker once.

Oh, his face wasn't chalk-white and he didn't have green hair... but you could tell from one look that it was him. It wasn't just the his long, lined face or his child-like eyes with their wide, feminine lashes or the way his green sweatshirt was tucked into his green sweatpants which were tucked into his white sweat socks which were tucked into his tan, tasseled loafers... or even the fact that he was sporting the broadest, most off-putting smile I've ever seen before of since.

He simply was the Joker.

When I met him, he was trying to load a chair into his sensible family SUV (which is actually a much appropriate vehicle for the Joker than some kind of clown car, if you think about it), and I helped him out, partly because I was the only one around, but mostly because he was easily the most upsetting person I'd ever met. So, I loaded the chair into the Joker's trunk and he thanked me for my time and if drove off into the night, looking chipper and elfin and demonic; leaving me to try to piece together what it all meant.

About twenty minutes later, I ran into a staggeringly vast dude in a Batman t-shirt that looked for all the world like it could be carbon dated back to the first Tim Burton movie.

But that guy wasn't Batman.

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Crystal Prism by 8BonnieBlue8 reviews
Your hand flies to your mouth as you realize what you’ve just said. Peter’s watching you with wide eyes and the sudden wish that disappearing was your ability grows stronger and stronger by the second. Elle/Peter
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Elle B., Peter P.
Jim Halpert and the Infinite Sadness by Baz Sabotage reviews
Dwight and Andy come to a head over Angela, Michael comes up with an insane new plan to increase his family, and no one wants to talk about the dead guy in the parking lot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
Electrocatalysis by 12cubed reviews
Elle gets a new assignment from her dad. And this time, it involves the Petrellis.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Peter P. - Complete
experiment by fall from stars reviews
CHAPTERED—In this situation, I’ll have all the power, and you’ll have none. .PeterxElle. AU.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Peter P.
Stepford by Lint reviews
Elle, trying to live the quiet life.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007
Her Peter by modernxxmyth reviews
I told you that you'd start to like it.' Elle contemplates the nature of Peter and their relationship. Pelle. PeterElle. Spoilers through Four Months Ago. Oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Sadistic Lullaby by Heart's Fate reviews
It was soothing, yet frightening. Minorish spoilers for episode Four Months Ago. PeterElle.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Peter P., Elle B. - Complete
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Love and Pumpkinbombs
Hobgoblin Phil Urich will do anything to impress Daily Bugle reporter Norah Winters... and if that something involved hurting Spider-Man and his friends, so much the better.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Hobgoblin, Peter P./Spider-Man
The Boy Who Waited reviews
While guarding the Pandorica, Rory thinks back on his memories with Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy
Electric Sheep reviews
It's another perfect day on Caprica in the perfect life of Zoe Graystone.
Caprica - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Zoe G.
I'm Gonna Make You Dance reviews
When it looks like Zoe might have more difficulty getting off Caprica than she thought, she decides to take advantage of Philo's deep love of robotics.
Caprica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Zoe G.
The Great Escape reviews
Dante comes up with a new plan pull his life together. Obviously Randal and Jay don't interfere in any way whatsoever.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010
The Plot reviews
While Jack and Liz work to save the network, Tracy and Jenna scheme to bring them together... it works about as well as anything they do.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010
The Aristocrats reviews
In the not-too-distant future, the Company has fallen, now Peter, Elle, Mohinder, and Claire set down a brutal new order to police rogue Powers.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Elle B., Peter P.
How Much to You Want to be Super Human? reviews
Brodie and T.S. debate some more philosophy.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Sidekick reviews
In the shadows of World War II, Peter becomes a vigilante's sidekick, Sylar takes a job as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, and certain major players try to take control of the War for their own ends.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G.
It would be nice to have company reviews
Peter and Elle find themselves in a small town completely under the mental control of another Power.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Elle B., Peter P.
Passengers reviews
As new threats begin to emerge and Sylar gets back in the game, Matt and his makeshift family get caught up with Angela Petrelli, while Peter finds himself in the crossfires between Claire and Elle.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Peter P., Matt P.
A Cowardly and Superstitious Lot reviews
Veronica helps a fellow student deal with the theft of an embarrassing video tape. Distressingly, it's not what you think. Meanwhile, Keith, Weevil, and Backup team up to take down an dog fighting ring.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Veronica, Backup
The First Church of Scottentology reviews
Michael starts his own religion. 'Nuff said.
Office - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008
Machinehead reviews
SCC. Tensions increase between Sarah and Cameron and John is caught in the middle. JohnCameron, sort of.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Mr Monarch Laments reviews
The Monarch reflects on some of the recent changes in his life. Very loudly.
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Bright Lights, Small City reviews
Michael deals with Jan's pregnancy and drags the rest of the office along with him. Meanwhile, Dwight keeps getting crazier...
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008
Dwight and the Futurehead reviews
Michael's pants, Roy and Toby's journey into obscurity, Ryan's long road home, and the always lovely head of Summer Glau take us through a series of shorts about loving and losing.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008
Windmill reviews
A group of powered individuals decide the only way to save the world is to conquer it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Peter P., Hiro N.
The Batman's Daughter reviews
In another world, Keith Mars is a different kind of detective... the Dark Knight kind.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Veronica, Keith
After Party For the Best Job Ever reviews
Oneshot. The crew have just had a truly epic adventure, full of exciting new planets, unforgettable people, and life threatening danger, all the while learning important lessons about themselves and each other. Now, they're home.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Frying Game reviews
In which all of Fry's friends and Zapp try to find him a new woman and everyone learns a valuable lesson.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - P. Fry, H. Farnsworth
The Frail reviews
Sarah Connor Chronicles. Sarah notices a problem and tries to confront Cameron about it. Sort of vaguely JohnCameron.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2008
linaF ekirtS fo eht neveS sreidloS reviews
When a new Crisis begins and the undead attack, Zatanna, Nightwing, and Booster Gold rise to the challenge.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2007
Buffy's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass reviews
Buffy is hurled headfirst into a strange new world... one surprisingly rich in seafood.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Buffy S.
Number 234: Gave “Mushroom” Collins His Nickname reviews
Earl attempts to spread the good news of Karma to his fellow prisoners. He meets some resistance.
My Name is Earl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007
The Oval Office reviews
Sparks fly as Michael is accidentally elected President of the United States of America.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007
The Hearts Filthy Lessons reviews
Season Eight. Buffy activated the potential slayers, now she faces the consequences of that action.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Buffy S., Xander H.
The Undisputed reviews
Faith, Spike, and Lorne hunt demons, unaware that something is hunting them. Hopefully the story is more interesting than that might lead you to believe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Faith L., Spike
Faith No More reviews
First season AU. Faith and Lorne team up face a bunch of inflammable insect pixies before LA is leveled.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Faith, Lorne
Whatever Happened to Predictability? reviews
Michelle Tanner is found dead on the streets of New York and elite detectives of the Special Victims Unit are called in to investigate, discovering wellhidden family secrets all the way.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007
No, Sandra Bullock Isn't In This Either reviews
It's got zombies, it's got Dwight... that's everything you need to know right there.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007
Sex, War, and Robots reviews
The Trio's latest insane plan to get women forces them into an alliance with Buffy, Xander, and everyone's favorite magnetic sex doll, much to the amusement of a certain evil killer vampire. All this and kittens.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Xander H., Jonathan L.
Invitation Only reviews
A visit from a soon to be married Xander brings a surprise gift for Buffy and Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
It's A Wonderful Spike reviews
The Powers That Be let Spike see what the world would have been like without him. He's less than pleased with the results.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Spike - Complete
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