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If you can't dazzle them with your knowledge,

then baffle them with your bullshit.

ThInGs YoU ReAlLy DoN't CaRe AbOuT:
~My name is Kristian. K-R-I-S-T-I-A-N. Got it memorized?
~It is pronounced Christian
~I am a girl
~I am 16 years young
~I am a senior.. Wow
~I am obsessed with Anime/Manga
~Yoai = Indescribale
~I am a really really bad speller
~iPod = Blood
~I use a lot of smilies -
~Rock is my life
~Don't like my music? GET OVER IT.
~I am really random... I mean REALLY
~I call myself emo, but I'm not
~lYkE oMFg I LyKe CaNt StAnD ThIs!!!1!1!111!!!
~I love to write
~History is the reason we are alive. I am in love with it
~I want to be a high school history teacher. Sad ain't it?
~I am single
~I have long straight dirty blonde hair and light brown/red eyes
~I have a very bad obsession with The Nightmare Before Christmas
~TPQ means The Pumpkin Queen. 'Nough said.
~Tim Burton is my hero
~I am republican
~I am pure unadultared evil. No questions asked.
~I don't like cats
~I am Italian. Capiche?
~I have a really bad fear of water
~I am claustraphobic and paranoid
~I have a fear of heights
~Don't try to erase my obsessions. It won't work.

AnImE/gAmE oBsEsSiOn:
~Fullmetal Alchemist
~Ouran High School Host Club
~Fruits Basket
~DN Angel
~God of War
~God of War II
~Final Fantasy VII
~Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
~Final Fantasy XII
~Guitar Hero
~Howl's Moving Castle
~Kingdom Hearts
~Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
~Kingdom Hearts 2
~Teen Titans

Okay, now that we got that out of the way. Howdy! My name is Kristian, as you propbley already knew. And I love writing. I get into a lot of detail and just I get really into the story. My problem is, I don't finish the stories.. Why? 'Cause I either get bored with them or I move onto another story that occupies all of my brain and I completly forget about the old one. I will try and update the stories as much as possible and hopefully come out with a few onshots in the process! So, enjoy!

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