KristianTPQ
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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1292992
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

If you can't dazzle them with your knowledge,

then baffle them with your bullshit.

ThInGs YoU ReAlLy DoN't CaRe AbOuT:
~My name is Kristian. K-R-I-S-T-I-A-N. Got it memorized?
~It is pronounced Christian
~I am a girl
~I am 16 years young
~I am a senior.. Wow
~I am obsessed with Anime/Manga
~Yoai = Indescribale
~I am a really really bad speller
~iPod = Blood
~I use a lot of smilies -
~Rock is my life
~Don't like my music? GET OVER IT.
~I am really random... I mean REALLY
~I call myself emo, but I'm not
~lYkE oMFg I LyKe CaNt StAnD ThIs!!!1!1!111!!!
~I love to write
~History is the reason we are alive. I am in love with it
~I want to be a high school history teacher. Sad ain't it?
~I am single
~I have long straight dirty blonde hair and light brown/red eyes
~I have a very bad obsession with The Nightmare Before Christmas
~TPQ means The Pumpkin Queen. 'Nough said.
~Tim Burton is my hero
~I am republican
~I am pure unadultared evil. No questions asked.
~I don't like cats
~I am Italian. Capiche?
~I have a really bad fear of water
~I am claustraphobic and paranoid
~I have a fear of heights
~Don't try to erase my obsessions. It won't work.

AnImE/gAmE oBsEsSiOn:
~Naruto
~Fullmetal Alchemist
~Ouran High School Host Club
~Fruits Basket
~DN Angel
~God of War
~God of War II
~Final Fantasy VII
~Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
~Final Fantasy XII
~Bizenghast
~Yu-Gi-Oh!
~Guitar Hero
~Howl's Moving Castle
~Kingdom Hearts
~Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
~Kingdom Hearts 2
~Inuyasha
~Teen Titans

Okay, now that we got that out of the way. Howdy! My name is Kristian, as you propbley already knew. And I love writing. I get into a lot of detail and just I get really into the story. My problem is, I don't finish the stories.. Why? 'Cause I either get bored with them or I move onto another story that occupies all of my brain and I completly forget about the old one. I will try and update the stories as much as possible and hopefully come out with a few onshots in the process! So, enjoy!

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Master and Slave by Goku's Daughter reviews
Seras asked her Master a simple question. Do vampires have sex? Alucard answers her and then shows her the true meaning of Master and Slave. AxS. Smut.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Redhead Hysteria by GabrielleduVent reviews
Reno has a hystery attack after he visits a certain fanfiction site. Why is that? How will his coworkers react? Complete silliness. Some sexual contents and expletives. Oneshot. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Reno - Complete
Darkness Choose Me reviews
There are three known wielders of the keyblade: Sora, Riku and King Mickey. Who would’ve known there were more? Well King Mickey of course! But do you think he would warn the others of me? Nope, of course not. AxelOC May have lemons in later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas