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Author has written 1 story for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

A person once said we can only take the hero getting their ass kicked so much before we get pissed off and give up on the book.

The same person said maybe the world needs a few perfect characters, because we can only take so much of the main characters being beat up.

Some hobo once said OBLA FLARB, no this has nothing to do with anything.

I don't like Mary-Sues much, kinda wonder why anyone would want a perfect character. Then I realized something, not everyone wants to treat their characters like crap.

The perfect character is an alcoholic druggie wife beater, yeah.

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to should "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

and came to arrest those two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story's true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!


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To Serve Insanity by SarentoKensei reviews
A story that i came up with on the spot. Russia doesn't realize how much pain he causes the Baltics until he wakes up from one of his blackouts and unintentionally hurts Lithuania. Revolves more around Estonia, Lithuania, Russia and Tartar. T for swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Russia, Lithuania
For My Freedom and Yours by Centuries Apart reviews
Life in Russia's house doesn't seem so bad at first but the illusion of peace quickly dissolves and Lithuania is left trying desperately to cling to the memory of real love and the hope for freedom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Lithuania, Russia
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 282,552 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Peter, Bella
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4033 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Faith Comes in Moments by Allons-y Rosie reviews
Our faith comes in moments; our vice is habitual. Moments in the lives of Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran before, during, and after the Reichenbach Fall. M/M Rated M for violence, language, and sexual situations
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Just a Boy, not a Prince by Heart-Of-Memories reviews
100 Drabbles based off of Zuko, the exiled Fire Prince. His bonds, his heart, it is a complex thing. I hope to do it justice. \Various Pairings/ \Read first chapter BEFORE reviewing./
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 102 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Wake Up by cookies111 reviews
"'I see you, Lithuania . Oh my . . . your clothes . . . they're all red . . .' Red? Red is blood. Blood is life. You need life. My little Toris is covered in blood . . . so he will be fine, right? How could he not?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
The Master in the TARDIS by Silarcta reviews
The Doctor convinces the Master to travel the stars with him and it really doesn't turn out all that well, except in the ways they never expected. Spoilers: Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock and Torchwood. Mature content. Features several Doctor incarnations.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 127,499 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Eyes Like a Dead Puppy by Jim in a Crown reviews
Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran: an exploration of their relationship and characters. Not set in relation to "The Reichenbach Fall," so no spoilers or anything. Not fluff, not quite angst. But with Moriarty, is there even a distinction?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
The Despised Ones by Morgstang reviews
Amestris is overrun by an enemy country's military. Alchemy is banned and Alchemists are hunted down and executed after renouncing their 'sins'. Can the Hero of the People save them? Or does Edward need saving first?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,580 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Maps by StoneTemplePirates reviews
A series of short drabbles/one-shots about Jim and Sebastian's life together.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
The Death of Jim Moriarty by Sherlockian-Spy reviews
Sebastian texts Jim out of desperation. Set after Reichenbach. I like it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
This Ticket's Good For Two by StrawberryRabbit reviews
Jim was walking perfection, in all of his chaos and disorder. He was the culmination of all the fairy tale villains combined. He was what they all aspired to be. He was talking like a dog trying to find a place to die alone. Major character death
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Crash by huggs5 reviews
Sebastian Moran crashes after the suspected death of his partner. T for themes of suicide and death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
The Equation of Death by highfunctioning-homosapien reviews
MorMor one shot. Mathematics has always fascinated Jim, but sometimes it isn't enough. Rated for attempted suicide, so beware of lots of angst. Obviously I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Texts from a sociopath by scarxtardis reviews
Jim keeps texting Sebastian. Sebastian never answers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Published: 2/2/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Acclimating to the Devil by xPhineasx reviews
Jim Moriarty changed his life, but that's to be expected when you fall in love with a man like him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Trapped by MeinBritishBroski reviews
Every notable monster prefers to devour their prey while it is still very much alive. Warnings on the inside. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Why? by BrokenComatose reviews
Why did you do this to me? Just...why...-RusLiet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Blue by taranoire reviews
When Roy and Edward return from Ishbal battle-worn, they are drawn inexorably down a path of darkness, deceit, lust, and illusion. Angels don't show mercy, and neither do their victims. Warnings, pairings inside. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 194,281 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
My Toris by itachi-is-here reviews
Lithuania tells Russia something that doesn't make him too happy, and happier than anything has ever made him at the same time. How does he handle it? RussLiet. Human and nation names used. Violence and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Russia, Lithuania
I Will Stay by 3R15UK0UM31 reviews
"Only I've been there through the worst of it, only I've seen the darkest parts of him." So I will stay. Lithuania POV. RusLiet, Soviet-Era fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Seven Shots by Mehrana reviews
Pour, tip back, swallow. This was how Ivan Braginski operated. T for somewhat-mild violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Road to Rehabilitation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Wintergarden by Taras V reviews
What follow are fragments. Happy things, sometimes. Various Russia/Lithuania drabble, spanning many years and many different stages of their relationship. Non Chronological.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Lithuania, Russia
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 11,454 - Follows: 1,296 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Again and Again by Sandra Chang reviews
52 times Yuki and Machi have fallen in love with each other. Ch. 51 - She can't possibly be oblivious to his attempt to woo her...Or could she? Finally COMPLETED, but will be edited Yuki/Machi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 37,720 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
The Art of Breaking by Murasaki B reviews
Mustang and Hughes try to help Edward dealing with the after-effects of his rape. When Edward finds out more about his rapist though, he is soon faced with a much bigger threat than one man alone. Warning: rape, adult themes, gore, coarse language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,521 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
FB Chatroom! by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
The FB Chatroom, my style! Rated T for cursing. R&R please! :3 Updated: Cattle-Prods. SORRY FOR THE DELAY, GUYS. D:
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
For what is not Forever by KAISRE reviews
Wait for me, Beloved. Wait for me and I will bring you to the other side of this glass... Closer to our Sun. // RussiaxLithuania // AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10636 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Requiem for a Halcyon by KAISRE reviews
Toris knew he was losing himself when visions of torment and suffering clouded his eyes. He began to wonder how much longer it would take before the Russian noticed, before it swept their dreams for happiness away. RusLiet / One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
The Cat's Cradle by KAISRE reviews
There were a lot of things Lithuania knew and didn’t know. But he was certain this man was depending on him, and only him. There was no other way. AUish LithuaniaxRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
My Friend's Fruits Basket Obsession by TohruROX2221 reviews
This how much my friend is obsessed with Fruits Basket...this is why I'm not really friends anymore...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ayame S.
Making Progress by coastal-spirit reviews
Several months before their wedding, the relationship between Akito and Shigure is still very much a work-in-progress. Set post-series; contains spoilers for the whole of the Fruits Basket manga series. Characters featured: Akito, Shigure, Hatori.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Not ANOTHER Truth or Dare! by Dwarfstar reviews
Enter the wacky, scary, dangerous and dowright odd world of the Warriors Truth Or Dare... if you dare. Pun intended. Revised just in time for Christmas! PMs only, people; flames will be used to bake cookies for those that deserve them. :
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
The Journal of a Teenage Fire Prince by Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate And The Demented Hobbit Ninja reviews
The Fire Lord, a cold heartless man? Or a teenager trying to get a date to the ball? Even Ozai had to grow up. Co-author, Kris the Ninja Pirate. HIATUS! Sorry.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
Not My Mother's Hair: A Series of Akito Vignettes by AmberPalette reviews
Several snapshot scenes about Akito Sohma's possible attempts to make amends with various previously cursed family members. MANGAbased.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,006 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
No Worries by comptine reviews
AU Zuko has obtained an RV for the summer, and Aang, Katara, Toph, and Sokka have joined him for a nice vacation roadtrip! But of course nothing ever goes that smoothly for the gang. Ongoing story, free for anyone to join in! -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Prison to Palace by zutoph507 reviews
Zuko and Team Avatar have recruited other fire benders to their side. Now they will break Sokka and Kataras' people out of jail, gaining allies and enemies along the way. Will love bloom while death reigns? Who will the Prince choose? Zutara vs Tophko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Zuko
The last straw by Ariel4891 reviews
Zuko gets knocked unconscious by an angry Katara, but when he awakens...hes...well, different. Will they decide to keep the new Zuko? Or will the new Zuko be worse than the original? Crack fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
After Atonement by ignitesthestars reviews
It's been a year since Tohru fell off the cliff, triggering my need to earn redemption. I'm happy now, with a man I probably don't deserve but still I dream awful dreams of the sins of my past. What do you do after atonement? I'd like to find out. AkiGure
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
What One Fears reviews
Nny uses a mans moronic self to get him hit by a car after he bumped into Nny causing his Sucky to dump on him. One Shot, short scene and such.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete