Author has written 1 story for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
A person once said we can only take the hero getting their ass kicked so much before we get pissed off and give up on the book.
The same person said maybe the world needs a few perfect characters, because we can only take so much of the main characters being beat up.
Some hobo once said OBLA FLARB, no this has nothing to do with anything.
I don't like Mary-Sues much, kinda wonder why anyone would want a perfect character. Then I realized something, not everyone wants to treat their characters like crap.
The perfect character is an alcoholic druggie wife beater, yeah.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to should "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came to arrest those two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!