Axolotlabulous
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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1293278, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Teen Titans, Yu-Gi-Oh, Juno, House, M.D., and Inception.

Yes, I know I'm made of awesome.

I have a new penname! It is now AXOLOTLABULOUS. (pronounced Axo-lo-tul-abulous) Axolotls are my new favorite animals. You know Wooper from Pokemon? IT LOOKS JUST LIKE IT. NOT EVEN KIDDING.

So, if anybody has actually looked at my profile, you may have noticed that there's a slight change. Basically, the autobiography that was my profile is now nonexistant. I've deleted it, along with my silly, frivolous, Anime geek past.

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm the biggest geek out there. But my focus has sort of shifted away from Anime and onto bigger and better things, like live-action television shows. Things like House, any Star Trek except Enterprise, Merlin, all the Stargates, Bones, FINAL FANTASY VII, etcetera have captured my interest immensely. Though I am devout in some anime fandoms such as the world of Bleach yaoi, Naruto isn't on my list of priorities right now and I've kind of lost interest amidst all the melodrama. I've fallen too far behind to ever catch up again. My current, world consuming obsession is the fandom of Star Trek: The Original Series, or as I like to call it, True Trek. I'll go for anything TOS related, be it the new or any of the old movies, or anything concerning the people Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Karl Urban, or Deforest Kelley.

Anyway.

If you want to know anything about me, know this: I am a hardworking student enrolled in NJROTC who is probably young enough to be your...younger sister. I live on the Jersey Shore. I see guidos on a daily basis but I have yet to interact with one, nor am I one. I am whiter than the whitest white person can get. Unfortunately, that also leads to terrible, terrible sunburn when I go to the beach or try to get any sort of tan. For that I envy the guidos.

I enjoy writing immensely, but unfortunately, most of the pieces I put my effort into writing are personal projects littered with OC's that I share with my friends, so I don't post them up here. I am a bit of a music fanatic, which is weird because the minute I try to pick up an instrument it either breaks or emits a horrible wailing noise. :( I'm also a clumsyfuck, kind of a dumbass, and a little bit of a ditz, so despite being a borderline booksmart genius, I'm socially awkward, regularly break things, can't get a boyfriend, usually one of the last ones to get a joke, and trip all over the place. xD

School is here and maybe learning will motivate me to write (who am I kidding?). I'll try to work on Three Wishes, and maybe throw out a continuation to my Teen Titans/House M.D. fic. Maybe. The thing is this year, I actually have a social life, which is pretty amazing.

And that's it I guess.

I'm fucking writing slash now!

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Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,572 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Great Wish by SpoiledSpine reviews
It was a well known fact amongst Dragons that once every two hundred and fifty years, on a night like the one Toothless was looking up at, a single Dragon could become a human for a year if they so did desire.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
To Be As Strong by JazzBo22 reviews
Cloud's dream was to join SOLDIER. He didn't anticipate meeting Sephiroth or Zack, or the unexpected emotions he would feel for them. SephirothxCloudxZack, angst, language, eventual lemon
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Distorted Reality by Ogro reviews
Two years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. New summary, same story. AU. [Discontinued until further notice]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,106 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Aang - Complete
Mein Vollkommener Beschützer by Star-Struck Inu reviews
Hiccup is horrified to learn that his tribe will be journeying to a gather with the other 12 Viking tribes. Toothless is even more horrified when Stoick commands dragons to be left behind to maintain peace with the other tribes . But Toothless will not be denied in protecting his rider, no matter what. Slight Hicstrid (Edited- now with less German)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,463 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
This Silent Sacrifice by Njoki reviews
Time travel/AU. Cloud is cast into a new world when his planet is destroyed, tasked with saving this new younger planet, but can fate ever really be thwarted?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,261 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Kunsel
Only Mine by Star-Struck Inu reviews
As long as dragons have been around so have been tales of their infamous possessiveness. Toothless mulls over his decision to not kill Hiccup and his incredible attatchment to the scrawny youth. (A slightly dark re-imagining of what a wild creature in captivity may feel)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Every Night Has Its Dawn by AbsentAngel reviews
When torn apart, lovers will do everything they can to be reunited ... even if that means reliving. KagomeKurama Sequel to Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,275 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Riddles by MyHero reviews
Wally has a riddle for the team and then things get out of hand. "Robin let out a laugh and rolled his unseen eyes again, "I fight a guy who calls himself The Riddler." he chuckled."It is kind of required to know the answers to a lot of riddles." "
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Richard G./Robin - Complete
Association by spopococ reviews
My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,184 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Replacement by Crazy-Chemist1 reviews
Short. Hiccup has made some changes to Toothless’ harness with the best of intentions. But Toothless hates them with a passion for his own reasons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Toothless - Complete
And Then There Were Two by starlightanddreams reviews
UPDATED: October 9, 2009 Chapter 10. Zuko is the heir to a multibillion dollar empire. Aang is a genius new student in the school. What would happen when their paths cross? AU. Yaoi. ZukoAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Aang, Zuko
Brother by Parker Stark reviews
House has been given custody of his half-brother, Yuugi Mouto. Now, Yuugi is coming to stay with Gregory, and to intern at the hospital. HouseAtemu - BakuraYuugi
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Yūgi M., G. House
The Dread Sues of Tulsa by North American Scum reviews
Welcome to American Literature, Part Two. Make sure you bring sporks and Advil, because this semester we'll be studying the vile Mary-Sues plauging the Outsiders fandom.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by priestessgrrrl reviews
Ed is determined to follow Roy on his lonely journey to the Veterans Ward. Shonen ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hours by Depopulating reviews
...would you go out with me? .:. AkuRoku .:. for riku stalker
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Angels Cry by boldly reviews
AkuRoku drabble. Bit of an elaboration on their scene at the beginning of the game. Not that it would make anyone want to read it .. Mah.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Almost Enough by animeangel665 reviews
For Sasuke, almost has never been enough. SasuNaru Implied character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Amazing Narusasu Parody Fic by niver reviews
Naruto is seme. Sasuke is uke. High school stuff happens. NARUSASU FOREVER! /A Narusasu parody fic that any Sasunaru fan could enjoy/ /Narusasu fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monarch by Koinu-chan reviews
A tale of two lovers, of how they overcame death and how the Monarch butterfly came to be... [based upon a chinese lengend][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spider by supervivi reviews
Itachi goes exploring, and Sasori plays professor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
A Fleeting Kiss by CodeLyoko reviews
Before Saix asks Xemnas if he could finish Sora off, he decides to show Xemnas what he had always wanted to share with him. XemnasSaix oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Transitive Verbs by Sakanda reviews
The thing that frightens L the most about himself is probably the one element that people would venture to call normal: his emotions. Shounenai L&Light
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dream Twice A Dream by Watch Hound reviews
Hinata and Naruto just happen to dream the same dream. Only why does Hinata likes it a lot more then Naruto? Also what happened to his clothes? NaruHina R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Finely Tuned Piece by Sephulbadis reviews
Cloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
Some things were just never meant to be heard by Lady Nefertiti reviews
These are things that you wouldn’t EVER hear from the cast of Inuyasha……
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Wants to be a Ninja by The Inamorata reviews
Bella gets a surprise one Saturday afternoon. [Edward x Bella] [oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Rest by fantasybookworm08 reviews
Explanation for why the rose was at Christine's grave at the end of the movie. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Erik - Complete
Measure of a Man by Nicky4 reviews
Vicky finds Norm's lava lamp in her instruments of torture. What would an evil babysitter do with three rule free wishes?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Vicki - Complete
Inuyasha: The Sith Hits the Fan by Amara Anon reviews
[Star Wars x Inuyasha Crossover] What do you do when your future Sith lord turns out to be a whiny emo brat? Travel to Feudal Japan and find his replacement of course! Could there be a Darth Inuyasha in the midst?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
How to be Irresistible 101 by windborne reviews
AKA Sasuke's guide to being picked up by guys. Hints of SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart Hacking by PegasusRider reviews
SessKag AU Kagome, an employee of Tashio Inc, is forced to be Sesshoumaru's assistant for one week. From company parties to redecorating offices, Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow closer as their week comes to an end. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,822 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Just a Dream? by Niji o Tsukinuketa reviews
What happens when Shippou dreams of himself becoming Inuyasha, Sango becoming Miroku and viceversa... Kirara as Sesshoumaru, viceversa there too... And, Kagome, being no one but herself. ONE SHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Shippo - Complete
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Chairs, Quilts, and Orgasm Lasagna reviews
Arthur starts to realize that Ariadne may not be all that she seems. He's always been good at puzzles, but this one proves to be quite a challenge when its primary pieces are a chair, a quilt, and a phone shaped like a hamburger. Arthur/Ariadne, Oneshot.
Crossover - Juno & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Three Wishes reviews
Based off Aladdin: Yugi is a thief with dreams of living in riches. He unwittingly meets the Pharaoh and falls head over heels in love him. Caught up in an evil plot, can Yugi, with the help of a cynical genie, win the King's love and save Egypt? AtemYugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Going South reviews
-Drabble Collection- Some brief insight into the lives of Team Zombie in no particular order. Tells the story of two immortals, and their adventures in relationship, bounties, and oceanside cities of steel. -KakuHidan- Rated T for Hidan being Hidan...ish?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Estranged Family Leaves for Interesting Reunions reviews
After an incident involving a window, Slade Wilson, a.k.a Deathstroke the Terminator, is hospitalized. Where? At Princeton Plainsboro Hospital, of course! Family reunions with an estranged cousin occur. -Teen Titans/House M.D. Crossover- CRACK!
Crossover - Teen Titans & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2009 - G. House - Complete
For the Love of the Popcorn! reviews
-Crack!fic- In which Itachi runs out of popcorn, and needs to go to the mini-mart. Kisame accompanies him. Warning: A little bad language, sadistic Gaara, rent-a-cop Jounins, mega ultra insanely uber OOC Itachi and Uchiha zombies chasing red Ferraris.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Narrative for the Ages
[Crack Warning] In which Axel spins a bewiching tale of naïveté and ignorance, Roxas is unappreciative and rams a chakram over his head, and Larxene is just there, killing a toaster. [AkuRoku if you squint realrealrealrealreal hard]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Axel - Complete
Lava Lamps reviews
[AUish Oneshot] In which Shikamaru is sick in bed, and his one true love is nowhere to be seen. The clouds, I mean. The girl is there, and she's there taking care of poor Shika like a good person should. [ShikaIno fluff. May all your sick days be sweet.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Story of the Fugitive Flea reviews
[Yuyu HakushoInuYasha xover] In which the Spirit Detectives get an order to destroy a demon, our favorite Shikon miko has no idea whats going on, and said particular demon isn't really a threat after all. [slight InuKag, onesided Kurkag, implied YusKei]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2007
Eyes reviews
[SakuraGaara] 'And still those terrifying eyes, those eyes made of liquid hate, still sped toward her, murder evident in their gaze…' Sorry for the lame title. Couldn't think of anything. [sorta drabbleish]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete