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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1293335, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

You can call me Waffle

I mostly write humor, but I think my darker stories are better in the end. Irony~

Quotes

Men, chocolate, and coffee are better off rich.
Warning: Tresspassers will be shot.
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
If you dont like my driving than stay off the sidedwalk.
I have no predijuces, I hate everyone equally.
Just remember your unique, just like everyone else.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I'm bored, run for your Sanity
My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues.
Heaven kicked me out, hell was afraid I'd take over.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
Chaos, panic, disorder, my work here is done.
I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
It's as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
When life gives you lemons squirt them in lifes eye. See how much life likes lemons then.

If you don't like my driving then stay of the sidewalk
Welcome to America, now go home
Whoever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Being pissed off is WAY better than being pissed on.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them

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Eyes of Sight by Myrddin le Fay reviews
On Hiatus, as I am now in the middle of re-vamping my chapters, plus fixing my many grammar and spelling errors. Thank you for reading.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Children by AzureKate reviews
Basically Lelouch gets stuck taking care of characters from Code Geass that have all been shrank to five year olds. it takes place before Euphie's death 'cus she's alive. It WAS Lelouch of the Daycare, but I changed it. I hope you like it
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lelouch L., Anya A.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sesshoumaru Comes to Dinner by LC Rose reviews
Ten years after the well closes, Kagome finds Sesshoumaru and has him over for dinner. Various after scenes ensue. ** this is a collection of semi related one-shots **
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,527 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Altered Universe by Kamon772 reviews
In one world Aizen has his back against the wall after his plans failed while in another Orochimaru in the similar situation. In last ditch effort, he attempts a experimental summoning which summons Aizen. From there the two form a deadly alliance
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
I Remember by Punintentionally Forgetting reviews
Kuroko Yuki was Hitsugaya Toshiro's best friend before he died in a fire. Now, years later they meet again. What will happen? HitsuOC R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Shinigami's Angel by xxHinaAngelxx reviews
After being disowned, Hinata stumbled upon Toshiro Hitsugaya. A boy who lost his memories except with his Shinigami abilities. They both became close friends and maybe more? Secrets, friendship, adventure, and love will be discovered! HitsuHinata, NaruOc (Being RE-EDITED!)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,966 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - [Hinata H., T. Hitsugaya] Naruto U., Minato N.
If Wishes Were Fishes by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Empty Skies by Dalxein reviews
During a carefully planned prank, Naruto finds himself shoved into the Seireitei, and subsequently Karakura Town. There he finds a life of happiness and peace that he'd previously thought impossible... -Naruto X Bleach- -NaruHarem-
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,809 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U., Tatsuki A.
Blood's Reign by Daydreamer897 reviews
Set after my other Warriors story: Warriors meets WOW. Bloodpaw gets bored and decides to take over the clans. Can anything save the clans from this level of greater evil?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/4/2008
A Past Not Written by Amethyst Ichigo reviews
Ichigo goes back in time by accident and tries to rewrite the past for a better future. But this time he'll have to fight more then Aizen... T for cursing. Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,645 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ichigo K.
Son of Flame by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Years ago Roy and Riza had to give up their son Edward in order to protect him to some old and trusted friends.Years later they meet him again as the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric. ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,733 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward E.
A Chance Meeting by UNseated4TH reviews
Oneshot. In which a bored Aizen and Ulquiorra and the rest of HM and SS attend a Hannah Montana concert. Much strangeness. Aizen meets and gives his email to an interesting girl and Ulquiorra gets nekkid. The things we do when we're bored...Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - S. Aizen, Karin K. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 982 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Under Demyx's Bed by cat-in-a-bag reviews
Demyx, I wanted to inform you that the space under your bed is not an ideal area to stash items you wish to conceal from the public." "Zexy... you saw what was under my bed?" Happy Zemyx/Dexion Day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Soul Reaper by Zephyra of Breeze reviews
Flu season rolls around in the Seireitei and everyone's wondering which division will catch it this time. But who will treat the 4th division when they get sick? fourth squad central, cameos by tenth, eleventh, and thirteenth so far, more later.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Hanatarō Y., R. Unohana
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Many Faces of Kanda Yuu by Asanouta reviews
Komui mistakenly gives Kanda a wrong dosage of medicine and ends up creating several...flawed clones.With more than one problematic Kanda running around the place,can Allen,Lavi and the others save the Order?Warning,severe OOC-ness,implied shonen-ai.Crack
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Komui Lee
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen by Leaf-san reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
The New Order by Minielf reviews
With Aizen dead at last, a period of peace and prosperity has come to Soul Society. But conflicts soon emerge over the shape of this new order. Sequel to A Bleached Honeymoon, and second part of the New Order Trilogy. Will feature many character pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,236 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Kanda Yuu user guide and instruction manual by WhimsicalHeart reviews
You are now the proud owner of a KANDA YUU unit. To unlock his full potential and to stop him from destroying things like innocent furniture and buildings read the manual carefully
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Awakening by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION there is something strange going on with Harry. he is going through changes that are definately not a part of puberty. Poor Harry is confused to what is happening.. but read to find out the truth behind his transformation!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Grimmjow J.
Midlife Crisis by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Shunsui has a bit of a midlife crisis while having a discussion
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Dark Ice by Shadow Typhoon reviews
The soutaicho is sending Hitsugaya as a spy to Hueco Mondo to find out, what Aizen is plotting. But Aizen has an evil plan. Can Hitsugaya resist or will he betray Soul Society and fall into the darkness? Part of my Heavenly Guardian series. Please review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Musings Of Queens by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
There are several women in Allen's life, being affected by him in ways more than one.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Babysitting Ienzo by Hoffie13 reviews
The 'proper' care and raising of a little schemer.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Zexion, Xigbar - Complete
Walk a Little Taller by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
A certain Ice captain is having issues with his appearance. The most unexpected person offers a little advice.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Nanao I. - Complete
How To Know When Things Are Bad by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
30 signs to show you when you're screwed. Or when things have gone totally insane.....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Snow In The Desert by Godell reviews
Sequel to Deception. Rukia and Ichigo enter Las Noches to get some answers, but find that Gin has other plans for Rukia. Snow can fall in the desert. Some people walk a fine line between being a simple plaything and being...more. SEE NOTICE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K.
Uncertainty by Mizu no Kenshi reviews
In which Lavi is digging his own grave, Allen is in despair, Komui is overprotective, and Kanda is wallowing in angst. But Lenalee makes it all better. For Kanda, at least. /KanLena/
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by MikoAlchemist reviews
Today is a normal day, birds are chirping happily the author is eating pie and- oh nope. She just choked, what ever. Wait... I see... an exorcist and... OH SNAP! FRILLS! -Oneshot-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Miranda L. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Bleached Days of Christmas by Sinian reviews
The Shinigami Women Association is planning a Christmas Party and everyone has to sing... - hints at various pairings - Oneshot!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Dangerous Encounter: Mayuri vs Ukitake! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It's really not that dangerous...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Candy Canes and Lollipops by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
I’m only playing with you because none of the other guy’s wanted to play with you and I don’t think Barbie’s all that hot." Stark and Byakuya play Candyland.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Byakuya K., C. Stark - Complete
Choosing by gardeniia reviews
Lenalee can't choose between the men in her life. Lenalee x Allen/Lavi/Kanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Thoughts by Kalow reviews
Toushiro is coerced into using a mind-reading device at the Shinigami Women's Association. Unfortunately, he learns some things he'd rather not know!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Coffee Shop Around The Corner by byrdiesinging reviews
Lenalee is getting married to Kanda. Everything is going to be perfect, or will it? warning:Character death,er and thats all i think. R&R! please!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
With Each Falling Petal by greenteamoose reviews
COMPLETE. Because his cursed life is dependent on a lotus, Kanda dies a little with each falling petal. Drabble fic for the Kanda-loving soul.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Big Happy Family by BlackHeartSpectre reviews
What do you expect when you have General Cross Marian for a father? Doom, gloom, and mayhem, that's what! At least according to Lavi, Allen and Cross' other 5 children... OOC, silliness, and general randomness. Oh, and OCs too. Rated T for sexual refs.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Cross Marian, Lavi
Chronicles of the Sereitei Philharmonic by annyenil reviews
“Instrument? Instruments of torture?” “No, musical instruments.” The strongest shinigami in Sereitei were about to face their greatest challenge yet……
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
The Shinigami Men's Meeting by KousukeAsazuki reviews
We all know how much fun the women have in their meetings, but what could possibly go on behind the scenes of a Shinigami Men's Meeting? Many secrets are let out and a few are made implied yaoi for added humorous effects
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The appointments by Toblerone3 reviews
What if Kenpachi, Unohana, and Yachiru were sent to the human world to help out with the arrancar situation? what if Yachiru's elementary school teacher requested a parent teacher interview?it's the beginning of a full schedule. NO LONGER A ONE SHOT! Tobi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
The Broken Ones by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
After Momo awakens from her coma, Kenpachi takes her into his care. Momo x Kenpachi and the eleventh squad. INCOMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - M. Hinamori, K. Zaraki
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
Kenpachi's Bells by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A light Christmas story on the truth of how Jingle Bells came to be.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Bedtime Stories by gaara'sonmymind reviews
Ichigo was begged by his son to tell him a story about 'ghosties', and his story turns into a messed up version of his soul reaper days. Please enjoy my random humor and minor character bashing! R&R! Slight IchiXRuk! Don't Own Bleach!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
The Nanao effect by jwg676 reviews
Ise Nanao has a strange effect on people
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Love Tridecagon by Seriously Yours reviews
A serious look at the most absurd pairings in the history of Bleach fan fiction. Three part story. Companion piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single & also My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single. 100 Percent PURE CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
Officers Meeting by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Nanao is late. Zaraki and Yachiru are late too. They don't care. She realizes she doesn't really care either.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Nanao I., Yachiru K. - Complete
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Clothes Off! by SerenityPhantom reviews
See, here’s the thing…‘I Never Strip Poker Go Fish Spin The Bottle’ may lead to discovering one werewolves very... interesting habits.Rated for Slutty!Remus and Sex!Talk. pointless. was high on sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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S'mores reviews
It wasn't actually Izumi who taught the two Elric brothers, it was actually... well just read to find out.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward E., Suì-Fēng
Someone has lost their sanity reviews
One of the gotei 13 captains has gone insane... but who? Read this and find out! One-shot, complete and utter crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Melancholy Butterfly reviews
Soi Fong considers why she holds back against the arrancar. She draws a conclusion and acts on it. A slightly dark fic. Fake Karakura Town Arc. Soi Fong centric. I do not own anything but this idea.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Suì-Fēng - Complete
Wizards Espada Chaos and confusion reviews
Most arrancar don't remember anything from their past lives. Some remember flashes, but Ulquiorra is different, he remembers all 14 years of his life. So what happens when some of our favorite Espada find him visiting old friends? T for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Ulquiorra
Aizen is a Potter? reviews
The real ending of DH that JK Rowling didn't want to tell you. Slight bleach crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Happy Birthday Hitsugaya Toushiro reviews
Matsumoto does something nice for her taichos birthday.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete