Death's Disciple
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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1293352, Profile Updated: 07-02-10
Author has written 5 stories for Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Tales of Symphonia, and Legend of Zelda.

Name: You may call me Death, Thanatos or Mors

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Nationality: Mexican (And Proud of It)

Religion: Catholic, Fatalist. (That doesn't mean I worship death, it means I believe that all fates are written from the moment we are born.)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing and a bit of Singing (Heavy Metal mostly)

I write because I like, I don't expect people to like all my stories, but if they read them, then that's the prize. I am open to critizism, wheter constuctive or not, but let's not descend into total fantasy here...I am human, so I prefer if critizism is so I can improve and not merely for the sake of saying that you just didn't like the story for no obvious reason.

Favourite Bands: Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, System of a Down, Linkin Park, Flogging Molly and Dragonforce!

Favourite Songs: Sad but True, Master of Puppets, The Call of Ktulu, The Four Horsemen, Nothing else matters (Yeah! Metallica kicks ASS!), South of Heaven, Angel of Death, Dead Skin Mask, Exile, Raining Blood (Slayer is the best when I'm feeling particularly evil or depressed.), Wait and Bleed, Duality, Before I Forget (Slipknot is really cool!), Drunken Lullabies and The Seven Deadly Sins (Flogging Molly is great!) and that's about it.

Favourite Anime: Higurashi no naku koro ni, Naruto, Bleach, Berserk, Hellsing, Dragon Ball (Original and Z).

Favourite Movies: 300, Sin City, Transformers, Darkness Falls, Pathfinder, Doom, Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Favourite Games: The Legend of Zelda, Gears of War, Tales of Symphonia, Sonic Adventure 2, Ninja Ryukenden (Ninja Gaiden), Halo 3

Favourite Characters:

From Videogames:

The Legend of Zelda:

Link

Midna

Malon

Navi

Saria

Tales of Symphonia:

Kratos Aurion

Sheena Fujibayashi

Lloyd Irving (Aurion)

Soul Calibur:

Nightmare

Sigfried Schtauffen

Tira

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Shadow the Hedgehog

Mephiles the Dark

E-123 Omega

Metal Sonic

Knuckles the Echidna

Gears of War:

Marcus Fenix

Dom Santiago

From Anime:

Hellsing:

Alucard

Seras Victoria

Rip Van Winkle (Saw the fourth OVA and thought her adorable...pity she had to die...)

Bleach:

Ichigo Kurosaki

Tatsuki Arisawa

Tsubaki (One of Inoue's "Fairies")

Ulquiorra Shiffer

Jyagayaq Grimmjow

Kisuke Urahara

Kenpachi Zaraki

Yachiru Kusajishi

Higurashi no naku koro ni (When they cry-Higurashi):

Rena Ryugu (you just gotta LOVE the adorable little psycho! She's just freaking AWESOME!...and adorable-kana)

Rika Furude (So...damn...adorable...)

Han'nyu (Must...resist...kawaii factor...nano desu.)

Naruto:

Naruto Uzumaki

Hinata Hyuuga

Sabaku no Gaara

Itachi Uchiha

Kyuubi

Sandaime Hokage

Akasuna no Sasori

Hidan

Characters I DON'T Like:

Tales of Symphonia:

Zelos Wilder (Don't know why...I just don't like him)

Sonic the Hedgehog:

(Ironically enough) Sonic the Hedgehog

Bleach:

Sousuke Aizen

Gin Ichimaru

Tousen Kaname

Uryuu Ishida (Again, Don't know why)

Hellsing:

Alexander Anderson (Now, don't get me wrong, I think he kicks ass, but I don't like religious fanatics like him)

Naruto (Hell of a lot of people I don't like):

Sasuke Uchiha (what's there to like about the prick?)

Sakura Haruno (same as the above, only you substitute "prick" with "bitch")

Orochimaru (Fucking pedophile)

Kabuto Yakushi (Orochimaru's butt-buddy)

Kiba Inuzuka (Don't know why...again)

Tobi aka Madara Uchiha (The only Uchiha I think is cool is Itachi)

Civilian population of Konoha (with the exception of the Ichirakus)

Yondaime Kazekage (prick)

Favourite Quotes: Some are fragments of songs, conversations or simple ideas that spring from my brain!

"Forever trust in who you are, and nothing else matters."-Fragment of "Nothing else matters" by Metallica

"Reading a novel is like having a long and satisfying affair, whereas reading a short story is like a short kiss in the dark. Sure an affair is all nice and good, but kisses can be sweet and their brevity makes them even more special."-Stephen King when asked about writing short stories, Bangor, Maine. 1984

"You don't do it for the money, or you're a monkey. You don't think of the bottom line, or you're a monkey. You don't think of it in terms of hourly wage, yearly wage, even lifetime wage, or you're a monkey. In the end you don't even do it for love. You do it because to not do it is suicide."-Stephen King (Same interivew as the previous quote)

"Must it take a life for hateful eyes to glisten once again?"-Fragment of "Drunken Lullabies" by Flogging Molly

"Before you see the light you must die!"-Fragment of "South of Heaven" by Slayer

"If you call me different, weird or even insane, I'll take it as a compliment, but if you are normal that's plain sad."-Me (That's right! I always say that to my friends when they call me strange.)

"Life desires we live it our way."-Fragment of "Nothing else matters" by Metallica (Man I love this song!)

"I smell of death, I reek of hate."-Fragment of "Bloodline" by Slayer.

"I was created to bring order and peace to the humans. These humans, they don't value life. So, with the power of these Emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet! This is who I am!"-Shadow the Hedgehog in his own game.

"The only way to realize how truly valuable something is, is to have it torn away from you."-Me (Actually I heard something similar once, but I can't remember where.)

"If you break her heart, I'll break your legs."-Jackie Chan as John Wayne in "Shanghai Knights"

"That is no justification for what we've done. That is merely a motive."-Kratos Aurion in Tales of Symphonia.

"Your insanity, show it to me!"-Nightmare in Soul Calibur 2.

"I'm your hate when you want to love."-Fragment of "Sad but True" by Metallica.

"There, at the end of the world, you are not what you were born, but what you have within yourself to be."-Liam Nesson as Godfrey in "Kingdom of Heaven"

"Say your prayers little one, don't forget, my son, to include everyone."-Fragment of "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica.

"Just when you think you've reached the bottom, Life will find a new way to kick you in the balls."-Me (Once again I'm pretty sure that I heard this one but I can't remember where.)

"Fairness is getting what we deserve, not what we want."-Me

"Good and evil are relative. What is good for one is bad for someone else."-Me

"I'm not saying we should love or worship death, just that we should embrace it as a natural part of life."-Me (My whole philosophy revolves around that precept.)

About Me:

In a simple sentence...I'm a freaking whackjob.

No seriously I'm insane and suffer from mild delusions and mood changes, one day I may compliment you and the next I may flame you to the Ninth Hell and back.

Normaly I'm pretty calm and layback, but I have a notoriously short fuse and tend to explode.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

There are pairings I like and don't like, but I'll never flame just because of a pairing. Just so you know I don't like Yaoi. Everyone has the right to write and read about whatever they want and I'm okay with that, but don't expect me to read them or even less review them.

I'm really not that good with pairings or writing WAFF or fluff so I'll concentrate on writing what I like...senseless Violence and Sadistic jokes!

Against my better judgement I will now write a list of the pairings I enjoy and those I don't.

Pairings I enjoy:

Legend of Zelda:

Link x Saria (I don't know why, I just do...)

Link x Malon

Link x Tetra

Link x Medli

Link x Midna

Link x Hena (Fishing hole girl in Twilight Princess)

Tales of Symphonia:

Lloyd x Colette (Pretty much fucking cannon, really...)

Lloyd x Sheena

Genis x Presea

Kratos x Anna

Regal x Alicia

Yuan x Raine (I mean, Mithos pretty much said that Raine was like Martel...)

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Shadow x Amy (Used to hate it, now, I kind of enjoy it...)

Shadow x Rouge

Knuckles x Rouge

Super Smash Bros.:

Link x Samus (Ever since Super Smash Bros for the N64)

Hellsing:

Alucard x Integra

Alucard x Seras

Bleach:

Ichigo x Rukia

Ichigo x Orihime

Ichigo x Tatsuki

Ichigo x Soi Fong (Read one, laughed my ass off)

Kenpachi x Unohana (You gotta admit...with the amount of injuries Kenpachi sustains he must visit her constantly)

Urahara x Yoruichi (It's pretty fucking obvious)

Ulquiorra x Orihime (I find it pretty fucking hilarious!)

Naruto:

Naruto x Hinata (My favorite...along with a good writen NaruHarem)

Naruto x FEMKyuubi (It HAS to be FemKyuubi or I won't read a NaruKyuu story...nearly did once Shudders)

Naruto x Harem (So long as it is a FEMALE harem...)

Itachi x Ayame (Ramen stand girl)

Pairings I don't enjoy or downright HATE:

Legend of Zelda:

Link x Zelda (So sorry, not going to happen.)

Link x Dark Link (Gross)

Link x Ganondorf (That's so wrong in so many different levels...)

Link x Ruto (Egotistical brat)

Link x Aryll (That's fucking sick!)

Link x Ilia (Hate the whole "Useless Damsel in Distress" thing)

Tales of Symphonia:

Zelos x Anybody (Traitors deserve to die alone...Kratos can be forgiven for having an awesomeness level of OVER NINE THOUSAND!)

Kratos x Yuan (Hell no!)

Mithos x Genis (I'm gonna be sick...)

Kratos x Lloyd (Sick, I tell you! Sick! Vile! Disgusting!)

In short, any Yaoi pairings...Yuri is alright...

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Shadow x Sonic (That's just wrong...)

Again, any Yaoi pairings.

Hellsing:

Anderson x Seras (It's a matter of reality. Anderson hates vampires, Seras is a vampire. And don't come with the stupid "forbbiden love" crap. It's just not gonna happen.)

Bleach:

Ishida x Orihime (Somehow, I don't believe he deserves her...)

Yaoi (Yet again)

Naruto:

Hinata x Anyone other than Naruto (She loves him. Period)

Naruto x Sakura (She is an Uchiha obsessed bitch that deserves to be intimately introduced to a Rasengan in the face)

Sasuke x Anyone (Die alone, you asshole!)

Sakura x Anyone (As previously said, she deserves to die. Period)

Yaoi is the scourge of the Universe!


Ocarina of Death is finished! Now I'm writing Tales of Death. Same deal as before, only now it's Tales of Symphonia instead.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 784,485 - Reviews: 4194 - Favs: 5,984 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,888 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
ProtoNaruto by Soulblazer87 reviews
After a viscious beating Naruto is reborn, more powerful, less human but no less humane. God-like Naruto, NarutoxPrototype x-over, Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,082 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Spirit Fox by Chrisdz reviews
It's been two and a half years and the Death Knights have returned. The war with Oto heats up and the Akatsuki begin to take a more active role Strong Naruto pairings Naruharem SasuSaku ShikaIno mega crossover Rated M for language and plenty Sexual conten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,282 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hentai Shinji by gmgurp666 reviews
Decided to try my hand at a M rated story. What if Shinji was introduced to a form of art other than music. This is for all those people who want more "suggestive details, wink wink nudge nudge". Hope you like it.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,675 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Shinji I.
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Vengeance by Devil Boss reviews
Starts in episode 1 of the series. A cold and vengeful Shinji arrives at Tokyo 3, intending to take revenge at his father. Chapter 4 up: SEELE and Keel get involved, and Asuka battles Samshel.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,091 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Shinji I.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Legend of Disney by EbonyShroud reviews
When Zelda decides to go on a vacation to Walt Disney World, she naively invites three villains along with Link and Midna. How will they ever survive seven days together at the happiest place on Earth?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Link
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Fox Hunter by Crimson Lion reviews
At the age of six Naruto is saved by the Dark Blade Clan of the Yajuta species and train to become the Ultimate Predator Naruhina I dont own Naruto or Predator
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,776 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Red Moon Rising by Sociopathic-Antichrist reviews
Gendo Ikari left his son at his teachers with an undiagnosed psychological condition. Who knew this was how Shinji would turn out?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,747 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9111 - Favs: 6,394 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Castle Town Shorts by Twilight Scribe reviews
When Princess Zelda's new pet project sends Link on a trip down memory lane, she finds the results are neither pleasant nor useful. A series of oneshots centering on life in Castle Town.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Link - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Black Paw by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Ranma Gold Digger Kim Possible Crossover. AU Ranma is flung into another world due to a miscalculation in Happosai's revenge for thwarting his fun. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 278,839 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Got Milk? by The Scarlet Sky reviews
In which Link learns that his future lies not in heroics, but a very different profession. A silly little oneshot, Ocarina of Time. Randomness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Link, Malon - Complete
Angels of Cruxis by Fehize reviews
When fate leaves Kratos with his small son, he does what the boy's mother wanted him to do: raise the child as an Angel. So, they both leave up to the Heavens, where they stay until they are sent down to the surface. A story of destruction...and life...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,866 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
SpiderLink by huntress in the dark reviews
Something I thought of when I saw Link with the double hookshot. the joke is in the title.ubershort drabble
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
It All Started With A Joke by SolaireMomo reviews
On his 21st birthday, Sonic spots Shadow and Rouge sitting together at a table talking and starts to joke around about them being a couple. Little does he know what's in store for him after that... No love in here, just humor that'll make you laugh a bit.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Instinct by SoldierSteak reviews
Twilight Princess. Oneshot Like all canines, Link is stricken with the inhumane urge to itch, itch, and itch, and poor Midna is stuck with the short end of the stick. It's surprising how many actions one makes are on a whim. LinkXMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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Tales of Death reviews
Inspired by freakyanimegal456's "Plot Twist". Anna didn't die and she and Kratos live in Iselia with Lloyd thanks to a misterious boy but they don't remember anything about Cruxis. Will they regain their memories or will they live happily ever after?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Ocarina of Death reviews
It's a novelization of OoT with a few changes. Who is the strange boy in the black cloak and why does it seem that he knows more that he shows? Rated for safety, I don't trust myself.Final chapter up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Link - Complete
That's It! reviews
Oneshot When Genis gets interrupted while casting he gets really pissed. Slight GoW reference.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Genis S. - Complete
What the! reviews
Oneshot Just some random Gears humor. Rated for language and for safety
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Transformation reviews
FE:PoRoneshot My first fanfic so it may suck. Critisism, wheter constructive or not, is welcome. It's about Lethe post transformation. R&R
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete