MikaUchiha
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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1293497, Profile Updated: 03-23-14
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

About Me:

I'm a freshman in college, graduated a year early form hell, er, high school. My favorite color is sky blue. I'm obviously female, and I'm a pageant queen and I love to bake. I had a long bout of depression that kept me from doing what I loved for a while, like writing, drawing, and painting, but I'll be back soon. :) This here sunshine is still alive!

I'm a member of Greek life, AKA a sorority girl, but trust me. I'm not not your 'sterotypical' sorority girl. Read and you'll see for yourself.

Naruto is my favorite, but I also enjoy Rosario Vampire and Chibi Vampire

Are YOU a SasuNaru fan? Go to http://thesasunaruawards.webs.com/ and become a member! Add me as a friend! RabidFangirl101!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be a wimp.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be negative.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I dye my hair BLACK, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-BUTT
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIR
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I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT


1) Who is your favorite character(s)? That's hard...hm...Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Deidara are my top four.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Well it is SasuNaru and if not them then SasuMika and yaoi. Lots and lots of yaoi

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? More a yaoi fan

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Temari! :D Shippudden. Just need that damn fan! >_

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. The sand and konoha village headband and, 2 Naruto shirts, 1 Naruto game for the wii and some Naruto manga.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well...I guess Sasuke because, I don't know...we sorta like connect, but that might just be the inner fangirl in me connecting!

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!!! Keep pinkie outta this!

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Hell yeahsssssss! I know!

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? I KNOW he is his father.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara or Itachi.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro, I love Sasuke! He's like my fav character!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? Pretty much, though I didn't watch all the fillers!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Pretty much.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Not really. if he does, he must've got some medz in Shippuuden!

17) Sub or dub? Sub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Super funny.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh! Who wouldn't!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sexy beast...nerdz aren't ugly!

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku or Naruto. NO! Ever since I read Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe, Itachi!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Well...what about ADHD Sasuke! LOL!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? DUH!!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes! Go read them!

27) Do you like lemons? Yummy.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes. I wish they'd update more often tho!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? I LOVE THEM ALL!!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Well...yeah...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yep!

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? yes!

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life? YES! Not my grades so much...

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? College. Thats broke

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes...especially if its yaoi...

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Pein/Pain is the leader, not Naruto's dad! DUH!

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yep!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Ew.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I have tons of them! I actually made a whole clan as wells as several others. It's a hobby. I have my own Naruto universe that I live in.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Pretty much...


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Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Sasuke
2.
Naruto
3.
Miki
4.
Mika
5.
Garra
6.
Temari
7.
Shikamaru
8.
Kiba
9.
Itachi
10.
Suki
11.
Tenten
12.
Neji

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? TemaTen...of course...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mika REALLY HOT. Hotter than HELL!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
NejiKiba Disturbing things...
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yeah...parts of one...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NaruTema...NO!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
GarraIta and GarraSuki are both out of the question...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Say "How fucking Troublesome" and pass out.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Miki gets lonely and visits Suki. Yuri! MikiSuki! Rated T...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
SasuKiba...the heck...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
ShikaNeji...Troublesome Destiny
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I don't know...I forgot what a plot was...normally it is Sasuke who deflowers Mika...instead of the other way around.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No...what is het anyway...
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah...sometimes...
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
NaruMikaGarra! NO WAY!
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kiba...I guess...
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
idk...I guess Stronger...
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
SasuTemaNeji...uh...WARNING: EMO BOY CHARACTER DEATH, BITCHY BLOND CHICK AND BLIND MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL MAKE OUT!!
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Suki to use on Naruto...uh..."Hey sexy! Put your ramen in my broth and lets have some fun!"
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Tenten describe NaruKiba..uh...a fox caught the dog relationship?
20. How emo is Seven?
Hardly emo at all...lazy yes, but emo...no...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (NOT ALWAYS)
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (MOST OF THE TIME)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (heheh, blame my brothers)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun (They are awesome!)
Talk with food in your mouth. (It’s so much fun to see the disgusted faces of my friends! XD)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes)


TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (most of the time)

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (sometimes)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (No make up!!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I did bad things with them…-grin-)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Especially of it’s a guy. But it usually ends with me wearing too. –Sighs-)
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 19


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Favorite Fanfiction Quotes!

“Hey Sasuke, are we giddy gay children?” I asked, my mind wandering. “I dunno. By giddy gay children, do you mean happy happy children, or happy homosexual children, or high happy children, or high homosexual children?” he asked, giving me an odd look. “The last one.” I closed my eyes and leaned my head back into the cushions. “Well, then, you’re high most of the time, and I’m homosexual, so yes, I guess together we are giddy gay children.” Oh, how little did Sasuke know? Well, it’d be Know, really. Apparently he Knew less than the world did, since the world Knew that I, too, was gay. No! Not gay! Sasuke-sexual. Yes, that was it.- a story in fanfiction. (Only Girls Wear Camis) At least I think. READ IT!

If Sasuke were an anime character, he'd be one of those whiny, slutty, big-breasted chicks in the hentai videos. - a story in fanfiction.

“Hey Gaara, if someone BS’s you, will you take off your eyeliner?” Naruto asked sarcastically.
“you want your eyes to match mine?” he mumbled holding up a fist. -Strip poker, Beer, Fun and Confessions

“Who says I’m avoiding? I just need some… what’s that smell? It smells icky. I see white stuff, Iruka-sensei! Hey, why is Kakashi-sensei licking the white stuff?”
“NARUTO LEAVE, RIGHT NOW!!” - Sasuke by Depressionist-Obsessionist

“At work I thought of you. At lunch I thought of you. When I went to the bathroom, and squeezed out a massive turd, I thought of you. I couldn’t take it anymore, so, that evening, I made it over to your apartment. I remembered where you lived because I wrote your address down on a piece of paper, and drew a heart near it.” Naruto heard mumbling into a pillow, and swore that Sasuke called him ‘creepy.’ - Remember When by LovelyNocturnalSunGoddess

“You kept going…” Naruto interrupted his sighing boyfriend, “…and going…and going…and going…and going…and I moaned…and whimpered…and groaned…and sniffled…and begged. I even cried out ‘you’re wonderful, I love you!’ and you panted ‘what’, and I cried out once more ‘you’re wonderful, I love you!’ Then you huffed ‘um…ok…I love your ass, I guess’ and you bit your lip as you quickened your pace.” - Also from Remember When (You seriously got to read that story! GO SASUNARU!)

Sasuke closed he bathroom door and let out the breath he was holding. He stripped down and turn the shower on cold. He stepped in and goosebumps diffused throughout his body.

He sighed.

Ramen: 1,000 plus

Cookies: 20

Babysitting a innocent cross dresser six-year-old minded Naruto: A hard on. -Amnesia

That's ludicrous! Sasuke exclaimed.

What does a rapper have to do with this, Sasuke? Naruto asked.

I meant ludicrous as in absurd, not as in the rapper, idiot. Sasuke stated as he punched Naruto over the head. -Let Me Out by Kichou

Big brother! Big brother, help me! I'm claustrophobic! Sasuke screamed out to Itachi.

Big brother's coming sweetie! Itachi yelled.

Itachi, get back here! The girls yelled towards the raven haired male.

Said male's shoulders slumped as he walks back towards the living room towards the lovely, but clearly evil women. -Let Me Out

“I know, I know! I'm coming right now, okay?” Iruka said, huffing. Kakashi laughed. After they exchanged good-byes, Iruka dressed the squirming kitten warmly. Naruto kept trying to run away when Iruka pulled his hat on over his fluffy ears, but he purred and rubbed against his chest when Iruka picked him up. He started to rub his ass against Iruka's hand where he held him to support him.

“Oh, save that for Sasuke,” Iruka snapped. Naruto giggled at the mention of his mate and Iruka rolled his eyes. -For Your Eyes Only

Temari sighed and smiled. Though her husband was younger than her, and usually she treated him like a kid, sometimes he was surprisingly mature and manly...

Which really, really turned her on.

With a growl she pounced on her mate and he let out a surprised shout before he succumbed to her warm embrace. -For Your Eyes Only

“Nothing this time, Auntie Miki.” Shisui beamed at her “We’re plannin’ to be good boys this year!”

“Like Tobi?”

“Just like Tobi!” Mikoto nodded in approval, and took a laundry basket “I’ll just go drop these where they belong. Serve yourself some more bacon if you like, and please behave. Fugaku seemed a little stressed last night when we went to bed, even after we made love like when we were young and hippies!” Mikoto shook her head, as Obito’s Sharpie loudly scratched out of the page, Shisui definitely dropped the camera, and as Naruto tried not to look that freaked out.

Once she left, Obito ripped off the page he had been working off the sketchbook, crumpling it into a ball. He eyed Shisui carefully “Just like Tobi? Or just like Madara was what you were really trying to say, Little Squirrel?” - Meet the Uchihas

Naruto!’ Sasuke cried, reaching out for his wife, but he found he couldn’t move; he could only stand and watch as his most important person was being repeatedly taken by his greatest enemy; one who had always been present since the couple had been children, and even before that, who had always posed a threat to them ever since they had met.

Dammit!” Sasuke hissed, as he lay witness to the violation of his spouse, clenching his fist until his nails had scratched his palms into a bloody mess.

Naruto gave a final scream of pain, falling back against the many pillows behind him. Above the boy, the attacker was finally revealed. There, chuckling with sick pleasure, sat a smirking…… bowl of ramen. - Ramen Genocide (LOLZ!)

Thousands of miles away on a beach in Honolulu, Sasuke sneezed just as a waiter was handing him his fruity drink with a little umbrella in it.

“Don’t tell me you’re getting sick on me bastard,” Naruto snorted from the lounge chair next to him.

Sasuke shook his head, “No I’m not sick. I feel a disturbance in the force.”

“Whatever you say Obi Wan,” Naruto replied, slurping down his fourth drink. “I think I’m drunk enough to ask you if you wanna go find a boardwalk to have sex under.”

Sasuke grinned lecherously, “What are we waiting for? Let’s go!” - Surprise by Ashi-Eiketsu

So far they’d found one stray kitten, which Dingbat had called Not Allowed and Naruto had named Puffy, one rather large drag queen applying his sparkly body lotion, and about eight hundred normal-looking patients giving them inquisitive looks as their privacy was disturbed.
- Leave Out All The Rest by naturalli

Naruto shuttered against the cold that had permeated his clothing. He was pretty close to just passing out and hoping that his mouth didn’t fill up with water while he was unconscious.

Then miraculously, the heavens smiled upon the tortured boy, and sent an angel to open the door- and hit him in the head with it, really hard.

“Owww…”

The angel looked down at Naruto disdainfully.

“That’s what you get for just leaving me like that, you moron.”

- Leave Out All The Rest by naturalli

He comforted himself by staring at Tsunade’s breasts for a while. He opened his mouth, closed it, and opened it again.

“I hate you so much.” He said.

Tsunade just cackled.

- Leave Out All The Rest by naturalli

”Go back to the bikes.” Naruto demanded.

”No.” Sasuke protested.

Naruto sucked in a great deep breath, “SASUKE UCHIHA LIKES THE DICK!”

The blond couldn’t help but end up on the ground laughing, tears leaking, at the look on Sasuke’s face.

Priceless will never cover it.

Rented To Be by myfailsafe

They both come to a complete standstill when they step out to find a little girl in pig-tails looking up at them with large, brown eyes.

…Silence.

Sasuke’s cheeks flush a bit and he points a little further down the hall. “Girl’s room is that way, kid.”

The girl blinks owlishly. “I heard moaning.” She looks at Naruto, who goes completely red and scratches the back of his head with a nervous grin.

“Uh…aha,” Naruto points at her, “It’s a lot more fun than it sounds! Oof!” He grabs his stomach after Sasuke’s effective elbow jab.

Idiot,” Sasuke breathes, and reaches for his back pocket. He comes up with a five dollar bill and hands it to the girl. “There, five bucks if you forget what you saw here.”

The girl takes his money and stares at it for a moment before frowning up at him. “I want ten.”

Both men flinch before Sasuke curses under his breath and grudgingly pulls out another five. He tosses it to her, seething as she giggles and continues to the women’s restroom.

Naruto watches her go. “Damn, I see politics in her futu –“ his sentence cuts off with a yelp as Sasuke once again smacks the back of his head.

“A lot more fun than it sounds?” Sasuke hisses. “Really, you moron?”

“It’s true!” Naruto complains while flailing his arms around as they hurry out of the restaurant.

“That’s the last time I let you talk me into some stupid shit like this,” Sasuke mutters.

- On Top by darkalbino

“I marked you as mine.” Sasuke growled, pulling Naruto’s legs around his waist. “If anyone thinks to take you from me, I’ll kill them.”

“You…don’t know…me.”

“I just spent six months as your cat. I know everything about you.” Tired of the banter, Sasuke claimed Naruto’s lips as his hips ground against his mate. Tongues dueled in a mock battle as hips pressed and rubbed.

Sasuke was so close. His kind were rarely sexually active until they claimed a mate. Once that happened, it was pretty much a fuck fest. He supposed it was to make up for lost time. “Mine.”

- It Happened One Halloween by Daydreamer79

A ring was set up and a bunch of em would gather and the announcer would begin-

On this side, weighing just the right amount cause Uchihas are perfect, Uchiha “The Uchiha” Guy!”

Cheers erupt.

“…And on this side, weighing an equally perfect amount, Uchiha “The Uchiha” Fella!”

More cheers…

They’d start off easy.

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!

And we’re off ladies and gentlemen!

The Uchiha” strikes first with an arrogant sneer!

Oh boy!

Uchiha retaliates with a superior sneer of his own!

Gosh dang!

Uchiha kicks it up a notch with…is that…no…it couldn’t be…wait…it is! OMIGOSH…he let him have it with a SCOFF ladies and gentlemen! Straight from this month’s ‘how to be an Uchiha’ catalogue too!

Gee willickers!

Oh my, what’s Uchiha to do now?

Whoo doggie!

He hit back with an ice cold SNORT!

How will Uchiha ever get up from that one?!

MY GRANDMOTHER’S SPATULA! THE UCHIHA SMIRKED!

I am overcomeby the coldness and pure bastardery of that smirk! It was amazing!

Oh…no…he just…he…he…GLARED!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FIRST GLARE OF THE MATCH!! WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THE UCHIHA HASN’T WASTED HIS MOST PRIZED AWESOMEST MOVE EARLY IN THE GAME!

Silence reigns supreme as Uchiha takes in a deep breath to prepare himself for his comeback…

EINSTEIN’S UNDERSHORTS, IT’S OVER!

He wins hands down with a SPECTACULAR mix of Sharingan-induced lip-curling and the almighty UCHIHA POUT OF DOOM topped off with a condescending “Hn”!!

Uchiha wins!

Uchiha wins!!”

Needless to say, by the end, no one was really sure who had won but at least they got their daily dose of action…”

Thirty Days, Thirty Pleasures by Rizember

From: SunaGoldigga Fwd: 4 Things

Let your friends know more about you! Fill out this sheet for them! Then forward it to your friends, including the one who sent you this!

4 Jobs you’ve had in your life…1) Porn Actor 2) Ice cream Vendor 3) Abercrombie Salesclerk 4) Slut

Kyuubi rolled his eyes, typing in “You idiot, stop e-mailing me this chain letter bullshit.” Before sending the message to that idiot Shuukaku, and deleting the original.

- Circle of Life by may10baby

“But Naruto’s not acting all…whorish…” Iruka stated dryly. Kakashi snorted.

“Ah yeah, wait until he hits puberty. And grows.” He replied. Naruto roughly shoved Sasuke’s hands away as they circled his waist, hissing loudly at the Uchiha.

“Iruka!” a lovey-dovey voice drawled out. Iruka spun around to see Kyuubi, “not-interested”, asexual Kyuubi, hugging the arm of an older teen that looked suspiciously like Sasuke.

“Oh, no…” Iruka moaned, running over to Kyuubi and Itachi. “Kyuubi! Let go!” he ordered, trying to tug Kyuubi away from Itachi, both of the Children not looking very pleased at all.

“Dun wanna!” Kyuubi whined, burying his face into Itachi’s chest, the brunette’s arms circled his waist possessively. “He smells good…” Kyuubi stated breathlessly, breathing in Itachi’s scent. “So good…”

“Kyuu-nii!” Naruto whined shrilly, in the midst of the entrance of the two older brothers, Sasuke had taken the opportunity to grab his butt again.

Underneath his pants.

All sense of “Oh, I’m in love” and “he smells good” left Kyuubi in a flash, the red head darted over to Naruto and Sasuke and scooped up the crying blonde into his arms, making Sasuke back off with just his glare alone. Kyuubi growled lowly, causing Sasuke to stumbled back and run behind Itachi to safety like a smart person. Itachi lifted a brow.

“Well, shit.” He muttered as Kyuubi growled at them, no trace of affection in his eyes. He vaguely wondered how the hell he was supposed to calm a bitchy Kyuubi. He stared in awe as Iruka walked calmly up to Kyuubi and…scratched his ears?!

He face-palmed (1) ‘Of course!’ he mentally groaned, watching through his fingers as Kyuubi purred in delight, letting a suffocating Naruto scramble out of his arms.

“Nyah! Iruka! But, Ita does it better…” Kyuubi muttered, slipping away from Iruka’s grasp and trotting over to Itachi. The brunette sweatdropped as Kyuubi proceeded to wrap his arms around Itachi’s neck.

Talk about mood swings…’ Itachi thought, wrapping an arm around Kyuubi’s waist, the other hand tangling with his hair as he began to scratch the fox’s ear.

Itachi sweatdropped when Iruka gave him the dirtiest look possible. He rolled his eyes, returning his attention to the content redhead in his arms. He vaguely wondered…

Iruka gaped as Itachi’s other hand traveled down towards Kyuubi’s ass.

- Circle of Life by may10baby

The itsy, bitsy leopards crawled into the fox pen! The whale of a dolphin chased them out again! Then the pervert of a keeper seduced that mean dolphin! And the itsy, bitsy leopards fucked the foxes within!” A blonde canary chirped, perched with his red lovebird on Itachi’s head, the leopard caring less as along as the featherbrains didn’t shit on him. “How that?” Deidara asked, Sasori rolled his bird eyes.

Wonderful.” Sasuke purred, his tail wagging be him.

“Mommy! Mommy!” a little girl cried. “There’s birdies on that kitty’s head!” she squealed. The mother cooed, taking out a digital camera and taking a picture. Itachi growled.

- Circle of Life by may10baby

“Here, in here,” the old woman ushered him through a door he hadn’t even noticed into a room that had even more junk. “Over here.” Somehow the woman had gone by Sasuke and made it across the room without him even noticing.

“Er, what is it?” Sasuke asked.

The woman held a small, silver square I her hand. Attached to it was a matching chain. She smiled, her eyes crinkling underneath her glasses.

“Oh, this is a very special necklace. It was handcrafted in the Village Hidden in the Mist. It holds absorbs chakra while the wearer is asleep and has healing properties,” the old woman paused, her smile widened and her eyes held a mischievous glint,” It also comes with adult toys.” She held up a rather large box.

Sasuke was sold.

“Good day, Sasuke. And tell Naruto I’m sorry about his ass in advance,” the woman called as Sasuke walked out of the store.

Hm, he had never told her his name, and he sure as hell didn’t mention Naruto. That woman, Sasuke concluded, was very, very strange. And also slightly insane.

How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid

Okay. Now he was feeling a tiny bit guiltier. Because Naruto was always like that. He couldn’t remember the number of times he’d had to use the spray bottle on Naruto to make him stop humping everything when he was a fox.

- The Trouble with Dating a Werefox by IvvyMoon

Sasuke squeezed Naruto’s hand as much as he could with his numb fingers, “I’m not going anywhere dobe. You made sure of that when you smashed my cell phone with my laptop and told my receptionist and business partners that if they called me at any point in the next two weeks you’d burn their houses down.” - Ashi-Eiketsu


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?

And if it is mispelled, how would we know?-AML

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?


If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (We both are! LOL!)

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If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile


Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (My doctor says I should go to one too!) O.o

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Boys are like lava lamps... hott, but not very bright.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, and yet it happens to you, copy this and put it in your profile

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really ticks them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Real life isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

my imaginary friend doesn't like you either

i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

Smile. It confuses people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire

population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.

Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!

How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonderyup i wonder!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!

Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.

If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?

Welcome to the world of very scary fearies!

For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures...

Killing gnomes with sporks!

Not the leprachans again!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!

Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE...

The cheese sat next to the banana!!

Watch out for the gopher!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it?s kind of a family crisis so?come back later?.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.


If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, catilena1890, Kaira-chan15, MikaUchiha

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, MikaUchiha,

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, FerretMan (ANIMALS RULE), death-on-arrival, Kaira-chan15, MikaUchiha,

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pretended to be a spy with your headphones/earpiece just to freak people out, copy and paste this onto your profile. :D

If you write/like fluff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Mika-San- The Gaara Fanatic, MikaUchiha

Girl Talk!

Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.


You call it nonsense, I call it my arsenal


I am a breathing, living, LOVING, human being.

You bend me...I BREAK.


Surrounded by CARBON COPIES

I stain my hands a different color,

I am the RAINBOW.

Brighter than any shade of blue.

Darker than any night.

I will shine more than the

Sun and moon

COMBINED.

Shun me,

and I

Won't

MIND.


I will speak my opinion,

as gently as possible,

but don't take offense,

when my heart beats

against you assholes.


I write to EXPRESS my inner thoughts,

NO ONE else, can think like me.

Steal my WORK,

and I will ruin everything.


I LOVE as much as possible,

and HATE much less,

I FIGHT, for the ones I love,

I WILL lend my shoulder, for your endless tears,

But DON'T get me wrong,

I WON'T always be strong.


My voice may never reach you,

but my words can strike a cord,

inside many hearts,

so listen carefully to my thoughts,

and you might be able to spot

my scars.


NOT BY ME


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Summer Rain by KeepCalmAndWatchAnime reviews
Being forced to stay in New York City for the rest of the summer, Naruto decides to pass the time by getting a job at the fancy hotel he stays in while his grandfather goes out to do his "research". Unfortunately, the Uchiha brothers that live on the top floor won't give him a break, but will surely give him a summer worth remembering. SasuNaru and slight ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 4/12 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U.
Reborn Container by thelonelylovechild reviews
She was reborn as Uzumaki Kushina. Future jinchuuriki of Kurama, Uzumaki heiress, wife of Minato, and mother to the protangonist. Kushina who died when Tobito attacked. Kushina who was one of the last of her people. Honestly the worst luck. SI Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/13 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,897 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Fallen for you by Dana-Eliza reviews
"How dare you touch me? You inferior human being. Don't think you'll actually make it out alive." After being cast down from heaven Deidara has to adjust to a life on earth, with a distraction he rather not have. Angel AU, warning: attemped rape, but very mild in prologue. ItaDei, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/3 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Konoha High School for the Supernatural by KeepCalmAndWatchAnime reviews
SasuNaru AU. Sasuke is going undercover as a student at Konoha High, a school for supernatural students on an island only for people with supernatural abilities. His mission is to capture the nine tailed fox, who the government plans to use for war. What will be the outcome when his mission turns out a lot harder than he thought it would be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I'm a what? by MerhppDerhpp reviews
I don't know what the hell it was I did to deserve a second chance at life, but I'm going to enjoy it. Although, being born with an adolescent conscience is kind of creepy, not to mention that I'm in a world I deemed as anime. Welp, at least there's bacon. Self-insert OC. M Rated for swearing, and maybe, possibly for other things too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,073 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., OC] Naruto U.
Mirage of Kaleidoscopes by SucreTeen123 reviews
Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/27 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Spiral Tapes by Echlolie reviews
Have you ever felt you were in love with someone you've never met? You feel you know so much about them that it doesn't matter if you've never been able to run a hand through their hair or see what they look like when the sun is setting? I know I have. My name is Sasuke Uchiha, and this is my story. (AU - SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin: REVAMPED by VanityWantsYou reviews
If Naruto had known what he was getting into in the beginning, he never would've signed that damn movie contract. NARUSASU. Rewrite of Just Like Heroin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,288 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍 傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/20/2013 - OC, Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
Forbidden Ipseity by Leah Raynell reviews
How one gains the privileges to acquire a new body and life form in another universe, I do not know. However, the pain of having to become someone you know you aren't is not a mystery to me. [Self Insert OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/27 - OC
Ignorance is bliss by LaVasKa La reviews
My mother always used to say, that if you do something unjustified to another person, Karma will get you. Oh, Karma has bitten me many times before, just never this hard. "Congratulations, Its a girl!" Naruto Self-insert No Pairings. Rating will rise to T as the story advances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/22 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
July by VanityWantsYou reviews
I remember him saying, 'I want to get married in July." SasuNaru NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Boy by gaaleex reviews
AU. When you're a powerful businessman, you shouldn't have time for love – especially not with the attractive young man who spilt coffee over your expensive suit. Naruto's trying to make it in the business world and unexpectedly receives help from the man who annoys him the most: Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Powers. SasuNaru. One-sided NaruHina. ShikaTema, ChoIno, KanKiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,933 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H.
Konoha's Dark Princess by anime-manga-lover-11 reviews
"What is your name?" "Uzumaki-Namikaze Akemi Naru." "What do you want?" "I just wanted to be acknowledged." "You do realize that they acknowledged Uzumaki Naruto, right? They never acknowledged YOU." ". . . I know." "Do you or do you not want to go back?" ". . . of course I do." Full summary inside. FemNaru. Rated T for future cursing. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Prisoner of a Raven by My Dark Magic reviews
As part of an ultimate plot, Orochimaru brings Sasuke a young girl with whom he is supposed to revive the Uchiha Clan. Rated T for adult themes and language. SasukexOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Sasuke U., OC
Letters by Writing-and-Music reviews
"I know I'm just a friend in his eyes, and that will never change... No matter how much I want it to." {SasuNaru/NaruSasu} {Sakura Bashing}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
With Love, Your Stalker by FastForward reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grumpy Cat vs Uchiha Sasuke by LilithiaRW reviews
Need I say more? MERRY CHRISTMAS ONESHOT #2- Sasuke really hates Sakura's new cat. "You are so dead!" He hissed in a whisper at Grumpy. The cat glared at him. SO IS YOUR FAMILY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Monochrome Dreams by VanityWantsYou reviews
Naruto is blind, Sasuke is deaf. Through dreams they've shared since birth, they're able to gain the sense they've lost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In need of some company by Dana-Eliza reviews
This is a world filled with vampires and the vampires introduced in this fic are in need for some human contact. To get some they will go to a brothel. You can also do a request for a pairing you like to see. In the first chapter humans and vampires are summed up. Yaoi, MA-rated, contains smut. PeinIta, OroDei, KakuHidaSaso, NaruSasu, SasoDei, HidaIta, MadaItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U.
Teenaged Pervert by XF'sFantasyX reviews
Itachi hired a cute, gorgeous oh so fuckable dobe to be Sasuke's temporary guardian. So the raven decides to play a harmless seduction game. What's the worst that could happen? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Meow Mix Attraction by Jibbly reviews
Naruto gets a Hybrid pet for his 18th birthday. things quickly go out of control, once his little Sasuke becomes one of the most desired pets around. Things go from bad to worse once Sasuke comes of age.Can Naru handle it? Neko Sasuke Narusasu Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,648 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Red Potion of Love by Inazuma Ichigo reviews
When an elderly woman appears in Konoha selling love potions, Naruto decides to test one on Sakura. Unfortunately for him, things don't go as planned, and soon the rest of the village is pulled into a tangled web of love, jealousy, and useless (sometimes creepy) shows of affection. Humor with a side of romance and a dash of drama. Summary extended in author's notes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Naruto U.
L:U:S:T by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Okay, so I met this amazing guy one day at the ATM. He's witty, charismatic, sexy, and to top it all off he wants me. Only problem? I'm already sleeping with the Sex God of Konoha Campus. What's a guy to do? SasuNaru university AU. Involves Naruto x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,457 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hidden Dreams by Khaos Killer reviews
Life doesn't always give you a second shot at your dreams and never gives you another opportunity to find what you actually want. So when you do get it...Go With it SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Windows by yunjaez reviews
Tenten is a good girl with no dating knowledge, while Neji is a playboy and the most wanted guy in campus. One day, they meet, through windows and panes, while Tenten was drinking cranberry juice. Did I mention that she fainted while choking on the juice?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
The Coin Story by Takanaru-san reviews
"The silver coin will lead you to your fate!" "But it's just a fancy trinket, isn't it?" The continuation of the doujin "The Coin Story". After Sasuke engraves his name into Naruto's coin will fate bring the two together? Will friendships be destroyed? And why doesn't Naruto throw the coin away if she's so against their relationship? Sasunaru Femnaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Things my little brother asks by Dana-Eliza reviews
Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Contract by XF'sFantasyX reviews
When Naruto turns 21 he will be engaged to Sasuke Uchiha but thats not the worst part the worst part is Sasuke IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER PERVERT! SasuNaru. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,741 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reading Naruto Shippuden: The Kazekage Rescue by owlgirl16 reviews
In the middle of the Chunin Exams, Naruto and the crew are taken to a mysterious room and forced to read the future. Well, this should be interesting. Book 1!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
The Uchiha Pendant by LuvNaruto100 reviews
The Uzumaki brothers try to steal the uchiha pendant but is caught. If they don' become the uchiha son's servant they will go to prison. Can the Uzumaki's escape the Uchiha's perverted ideas and hands? The fun has begun.SasuNaru,ItaiKyuu lemon later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dear Diary by Dana-Eliza reviews
Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 67,335 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Emotion by DeviouseDevil reviews
High School, AU. SasoriXDeidara. The Akatsuki's interest is peaked by the new blond in school, who wants nothing to do with them. They give the task of luring him in to Sasori. But what happens when Deidara forces his way into all of their hearts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style! by YoutubeGirl reviews
SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 156 - Words: 40,703 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Save A Life Club by Sarigo reviews
Sasuke, SuiKa; In the terrible state of Ohio, new student Sasuke Uchiha must deal with a cult-like high school group who believes in saving lives, and end up ruining them. Rated T for slight violence, language, and some sexual innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sasuke U.
Alice by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke's body stood menacingly with his pistol pointing right at the pink haired woman."What does he have to do with this?""Oh, you mean you didn't know? Why Sasuke-kun, the Cheshire Cat was the one in possession of Alice." SasuNaruSasu? , Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Downward Spiral by TheEvilPeaches reviews
Katniss came to realize that neither of them are perfect, and the Capitol loves it that way. It might have been bearable if she wasn't a victor with the sadist from District 2. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,510 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Akatsuki Fairy Tales by keikopanda102 reviews
A collection of AU romance tales with the different Akatsuki pairings! The first story is like Beauty and the Beast and includes all characters. They get more specific after that, with mainly one pairing stories. If you like Akatsuki, you'll like this!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Akatsuki
The Woman Who Fell In Love With Itachi Uchiha by xMissNalax reviews
The Uchiha clan, feared by the smaller clans who surrounded them, prided themselves in their work always. Itachi Uchiha knew this, even when he first met her, he knew speaking to her was taboo to his people. Only later in life, after acquiring some knowledge about her, did he notice that she may not be as bad as the Uchiha clan always made her clan seem. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Itachi U.
Truth Behind the Lies by Kiya- chan reviews
Naruto and Sakura are dating and finally Naruto asks Sakura to marry him, but Naruto has to go on a business trip with Sasuke. Can they stay true to each other after being separated for six months? NaruSaku, NaruSasu, SakuX? writing new ending; so 2 ends SOON TO BE CONTINUED; for the time being
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
High School Bloodmance by YaoiFreak-WuzHere reviews
Vampire fanfic. In Konaha High school there is this big rule! 'You cant date the opposite species'. But is that going to stop our vampire Uchiha and our human Uzumaki? Drama and alot of Lime! Lemon later on, like in chapter 2! SasuNaru! Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Most Troublesome by Autumn-is-beautiful reviews
"Troublesome woman." Shikamaru grumbled. "Crybaby." Temari retorted. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
I have never by Dana-Eliza reviews
Hidan, Itachi, Pein, Sasori, Deidara and Madara play the drinking game I have never. Lots of confessions and the pairings HidanItachi, PeinSasori and MadaraDeidara in the end. The next chapters will be the actual lemon between the three pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bringer of the Future by PJMo reviews
Mikoto is thinking of her past up until now. But later on there is only one thing on her mind. Warning: may contain scenes of childbirth and labour in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Mikoto U., Itachi U.
A chain of kisses by Ketsueki.Hime reviews
"Baka how does a kiss equal friendship?"... When Naruto was younger he asked his mom what kissing meant and she told him.With this knowledge Naruto accidentally starts a chain of ...well...kisses.Be ready for SasuNaruness. My first story .Please review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,616 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love, Mystery by Wendbria reviews
Hinata's just a shy stuttering girl. But when the band Shinobi has a song writing contest. She decides this is her chance, by entering a song anonymously she becomes their number one song writer. But what will they think when/if they find out its her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Doll by Asylum132 reviews
Adopted by Author: Mika Uchiha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Purpose by Rasengan22 reviews
On the eve of one of the most important days of his life, Naruto has a little something he wants to get off his chest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skirts by ObsessiveBrunette reviews
"Why can't boys wear skirts?" Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Crushing on You by Sour Queen reviews
I, Uzumaki Naruto, am finally at my desperation point to fall in love. And because of said desperation point, I have fully drawn out a list of totally dateable people to try and I HAVE to fall for one of them before I reach Sasuke's name..AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,009 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Submissive by unique-goddess reviews
Sasuke has always wondered why he had cat ears ... -ItaSasu- -short oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Follow Me by Siarc reviews
Two pairs of eyes met, and there was no fear between them. Fem!Kisa/Fem!Ita.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Little Mistakes by deadly-grace reviews
Naruto is forced to live with the manager of the Konoha bathhouse in order to keep his secret, and stay away from Sasuke. Shounen-ai, mpreg SasuNaru ***Sporadic updates
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,243 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Numb Beauty by Siarc reviews
She looked in the mirror and saw the girl from yesterday. The beautiful hair and eyes and face, and that's when she took up the first lock of hair. Fem!Itachi, slight Kisa/F!Ita, rated for disturbing sequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Name Curiousity by neoalli2 reviews
Naruto gets curious about how he got his name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Cause I'm Lonely by Siarc reviews
The silence, for once, was making her nervous. Having him gone made her realize how she took his words for granted. Fem!Itachi, slight Kisa/Fem!Ita.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tall Tales by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Mikoto, Fugaku and Itachi in the moments before the end of the of the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Need by unique-goddess reviews
Always needing the rush and living life as a competition, Sasuke gets trapped in a world of druggies and cutters. Being at a Home was never how it was supposed to go down, so when he meets a beautiful blonde boy he feels maybe it's fate. SaiNaru-SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prompt Fics by The Raven and the Fox reviews
A series of SasuNaru ficlets based on prompts sent to me by followers on tumblr, ranging form K to M. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Singularity by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
This is not an epilogue. This is not a conclusion. They are on the precipice; a cliff of 'I love you's over a sea that will rip the words apart and evolve them into something resilient. Sasuke will never explain this to Naruto. A short epilogue to We Three.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet the Naras by Twi-Smile reviews
Temari's first dinner with the in-laws. Fluff and stuff. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
I'll Be Watching You by Dana-Eliza reviews
Itachi is stalking Deidara, but does Deidara really mind? Yoai, manxman. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Door To December by Rizember reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Romance. "You placed a marriage jutsu," Sasuke deadpanned, staring at a grinning Tsunade. "On me and the idiot?" Naruto didn't say anything. He just jumped out the window in a random suicide attempt. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,746 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eighth Grade Daydreams by Sour Queen reviews
"He tucked a loose t-shirt under his neck as a makeshift pillow. When he grabbed Sasuke's hand he felt the boy flinch, but then just ease into his grip. They held hands. They were thirteen. And things were good." NaruSasu. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Just Training! by AnimexxGirlxx13 reviews
Naruto just HAS to have his training, but you know, Sasuke kinda gets bored with the same old thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Little Mate by mitsuki1313 reviews
SasuNaru neko love. simple summary; Sasuke wants Naruto as his mate. mpreg. story inspired by Shirohane's For Your Eyes Only fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Miss Me, Kitty by Kichou reviews
What is a Sasuke kitty to do when his Naruto kitty is not giving into his command? Some OOCness. SasuNaru. ItaHina. Maybe some other pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares Revisited by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. SasuNaru, KakaIru, NejiGaa, ItaKisaIta & more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
High School Reunion by DeviouseDevil reviews
It's been ten years. Naruto has nothing to hold back now; especially, when it comes to his past bane of his existence: Uchiha Sasuke. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Vampire by Fiend Maz reviews
Naruto thought being himself was good enough for him. The little things in life... made him smile. But when Sasuke got in the picture, he found that life was way more blissful when you spent it with another. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Murse by Gussie Manlove reviews
When Konoha Hospital hires a new nurse, Sasuke has never found himself wanting to teach an anatomy class so badly! SasuNaru, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Kittens by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
'"So," Naruto questioned, turning pleading blue eyes to the other man. "Can we keep them?"' Naruto brings home a surprise for Sasuke. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cosplay Conspiracy by Infinite Vibrance reviews
If I knew Japanese, then this whole summary would be in Japanese. But since I don't you get this in English: A conspiracy of oneshots of the SasuNaru variety. You'll laugh. You'll cry while laughing. And you'll probably get a nosebleed or two. Enjoy! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
CosquilleArte by CloudNineKitty reviews
"Stay, pretty boy," the man said with a feral grin that made Sasuke shudder. "My name is Naruto and I'll be your cosquille terapeuta for the next hour." NaruSasu, AU, PWP. Dedicated to a friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Induction by CerealK reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke enrolls in Japan's best university he finds himself living on the prestigious Olympus Hall. He had expected that. What he hadn't expected were the insane trials to become an Olympian... or the fierce blue eyes of Big Brother Apollo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Purple Blood by Can'tGiveUpOnHope666 reviews
If you want to know the story, well...I am inviting you to peek... I dare you... I thank you. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Hundred Days Of Gwyllion by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A drabble a day for a hundred days, dedicated to my dear friend Gwyllion. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uchiha Naruto by wreckedship reviews
Kakashi sensei loves putting his students through weird graduation projects. but this project?... Naruto wearing blue? Ino is shy? Kiba is lazy? and since when does Sasuke scream out his love so openly? SasuNaru/ other pairings. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dark Masters by Rizember reviews
Being schooled to be assassins is dangerous and hectic and doesn't leave much time for romance. Unless you're into that kind of thing. NaruSasu, yaoi, humour. For Khairul
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why Gaara Doesn't Have Eyebrows by DarkeFlame reviews
Why doesn't Gaara have eyebrows? This is my theory on why. Warnings: The taking of innocence, mentions of how babies are made, and explosions. What? It could happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gaara - Complete
The Winds Can Whisper by TKCat reviews
According to Naruto, knowing the cheerleaders' worst dating secrets, the secluded talk from the teacher's longue, or the fact that your best friend has been jerking off to your face for years, is completely unnecessary. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,430 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Straight by amaya-no-gin reviews
Figuring out your sexual preferences isn't so hard. Finding out if the person you desire is on your side of the fence, especially if they don't give you hints, is a lot harder than it should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sexy by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sasuke: Your average sexy model who has a secret appetite for Wendy's. But it's not the food that keeps him coming back. SasuNaru/NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,411 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Empty Nights by Loki.1827 reviews
A one-night stand was the closest to what a relationship will be for Sasuke. Will one night with Naruto help change that perspective? SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and Sasuke Pt 2 by norain15 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have accepted each other's feelings towards each other. What problems will arise between the two this time around?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wrong Call by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Naruto was in the middle of doing “it” when suddenly the phone rang. Thinking that it was Shika the blond unwittingly answered the phone…but who was in the other line? This is a story how two idiots increase sexual tension and make us groan in frustration
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
La Erotica by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Idiot's Plan by Deidara Crack Remix reviews
Naruto's never had an interest in going to school. That is, until a raven haired God was sent to teach his English class. How is Sasuke going to take the constant advances from a horny teen like Naruto? SasuNaru. AU. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Love Games by KatnissEverdeen44 reviews
A story about how Gale and Peeta fight to confess their love to Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Katniss E.
Road Trip Wedding by Ever-the-Optimist reviews
Naruto had a plan. He was planning on locking himself in his room, avoiding his ex at all costs, and then stand by his best friend at his wedding and smiling. Too bad the Bride has other plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Four Seasons by Rizember reviews
I never wanted to be a Season... When chosen, my joyous reaction: "Aw, crap." said it all. Humor, Drama, Supernatural...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Words by Ilindora reviews
Me and Naruto are friends with benefits. Atleast, thats what he thinks. Sasuke's POV. Naru's b-day fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hosting Around by supergal12000 reviews
Naruto pretends to be a girl hostess for extra cash. But what happens when a peculiar teme is getting suspicious? The life of a host is not always paved in free drinks and tips! SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Course of True Love by big red balloon reviews
Naruto was suffering from unrequited love. The only problem was, he wasn't the one in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Up Against You by merraz2590 reviews
Was it that hard to get a good nights sleep? SasuNaruSasu Yaoi, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In The End by TheLightsShadow reviews
Itachi never killed the clan and Sasuke grew up as a normal kid. Naruto was never acknowledged growing up and is now cold and aloof. The two seemed to be complete opposites. Will Naruto, in the end, be the one to leave with Orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,064 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shiny Plastic Teeth by Jibbly reviews
Everyone's heard of Twilight, and Naruto was no different. But what happens when a real vampire appears in his life. Andsaid vampire happens to be into him. Narusasu Sasunaru Side pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Emotionless by LXwillXlive reviews
Naruto hates Sasuke. Him and his emotionless personality always tick the blond off. But is he really as emotionless as he seems? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Banter by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"We're teenagers, Naruto. Teenage boys, at that. Sex is on our mind at least half the time." Two-shot SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Missing Valentine by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To See Your Face by Jelp reviews
All Naruto wanted was to see Sasuke happy. Though preferably with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Family 101 by Mrs Hatake Itachi reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are now married. A baby on the way. Watch them as they try to be a family. Just what does it takes to be a family. This story is about family and parenting. Sequel to "How To 101"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Promises by Stavi reviews
How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time Naruto Team Ficlet by inuyasha1618 reviews
Kakashi asks his students to come up with a small story together for team bonding, asking them to use their imagination and creativity. Including princess's and "Count Kakashi", this is bound to end well..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Secret Heart by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Naruto is sleeping on the veranda and Sasuke wants to kiss him, but does the young Uchiha have what it takes to make it happen?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Mistake by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
All Naruto wanted was for Sasuke to like him back. But Sakura will do anything to stop Naruto from reaching his goal. SasuNaru. Requested by Chynna18rawr
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha! by Hidden-Tresure reviews
ONE SHOT! This story is based on that event of the manga when Naruto met Sasuke and they kissed but has a YAOI ending. Beta-ed by MikaUchiha. M rated for a reason. MxM BxB only SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Why He Shouldn't Have Waited by keikopanda102 reviews
Haku reminisces about his usefulness to Zabuza. It reminds him of a memory of the first time he was allowed to touch his master... Lemon, Shota, yada-yada. I'm really late for this pairing, and I'm not sure who's gonna read this, but oh well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil 2 by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot. Sequel to SFTD. Sasuke is given a choice of whether to stay with Naruto as a human or to take the teen back with him to hell. Will he confide in Naruto about his choices or will he decide on his own? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone Has a Secret by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Sasuke is Konoha's masked superhero Sharingan. Can he tell Naruto the truth without scaring his boyfriend away? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Naruto tries to help out a homeless man by bringing him to his house. However, what Naruto didn't know was that said man was the devil himself. Rated M for language and yaoi. Light religious stuff SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Video Super Star's by fuelled by ramen reviews
Naruto throws a party. To entertain his guests he plays a video which probably was not the most viewer friendly option considering the guests present. Did someone say 'Home made porn' Yah-huh. SASUNARU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Slave's Wish by stary202 reviews
I'll stay as long as you need me." A slave who doesn't want freedom. "I'll always need you!" A master who doesn't want just a slave. "Then I will always be here." A forbidden love. In this tale of romance and drama, can one slave's wish really come true?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pieces of me by Lisea18 reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke are zombies strange things can occur... Crack. Zombies. DISTURBING IMAGERY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A pain in the butt? by wreckedship reviews
Naruto is afraid 'it' will hurt his butt. Sasuke is trying to convince him 'it' doesn't hurt that much since it will be fast! but how does it help making a man...a man?...one-shot AND it won't kill you to REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Alone by sheiksleopardthong reviews
Sakura's been killed in a mission, which gives Sasuke and Naruto more opportunity to bond. What will become of it? BoyxBoy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heat Rush by supergal12000 reviews
To give off sexual hormones that attract potential mates. Do you know what life is like when Naruto goes into heat? High school doesn't help the equation but then again......neither does Sasuke. Yaoi, boyXboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,456 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Love by UchihaAkimoto reviews
CHAPTER 3: Hybristophilia. : A series of one-shots with different paraphilias. YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Safe Sex with Sasuke by Pnome reviews
Sasuke follows Naruto home... But what's this, Naruto doesn't have any condoms? SasuNaru Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Usuratonkachi Wedding by dancer4ver reviews
"Naruto, Ino is sick, so I need you to be my maid of honor. Wait, what?" A story of love, cake, and dresses one size too small. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dancing Queens by Tsubaki's Apprentice reviews
So what's your beef?" -"Huh?"- "Why are you here? You a troublemaker, a klutz, have rich or overbearing parents who want to give you culture...or are you just gay?" Kiba asked glancing toward him with an eyebrow raised as he sized him up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Innocent Mistake by sasukexnaruto4ever10092 reviews
What happens when you mix a love letter to Sasuke from Sakura, a clumsy Naruto and a love-sick bastard? A big mistake -SasuNaru- Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Pull your Blinds Down! by Nigellica reviews
Ever been to one of those hotels where the hotel rooms look into other hotel rooms? No? Well neither has Sasuke. I'm sure it'll be a learning experience. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
APRIL FOOLS! by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! SASUNARU! Random Hitoko and Alrye
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be? by Shounen-Ai reviews
The Uchiha family is always on the move when strange noises come from the youngest Uchiha's room. Especially when Naruto is involved. NaruSasu Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disclaimer by RaspberrySakura reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are having sex outside someone's door. Now who can that person be? *Chuckles like Kakashi-sensei* Yaoi, SasuNaru oneshot. Uh, plot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Drabbles for 10 People by TanukiRaccoon reviews
10 drabbles for 10 different people, over on Y!Gallery. Includes SasuNaru, ItaNeji, ShikaNeji, NejiGaa. Yaoi, lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burning Desire by supergal12000 reviews
Has anyone ever considered how Kyuubi feels? His lust towards the blond? The utter arousal at its wake? What happens if you leave the two alone? Sasuke catches something only his eyes have seen. And it creates quite a shock. KyuuXNaruto, SasuXNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Connections by Daydreamer79 reviews
Sasu/Naru Sasuke is Itachi's man on the streets. He does the dirty work that needs doing to make sure the Uchiha family stays on top. What happens when he saves the son of his family's rival? Yaoi,mafia,violence,NC-17, For Mature readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/18/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Virgin Joke by KIING reviews
Sasuke finally decides to give himself to Naruto, so what does this blonde do? Buy condoms! but what happens when he's having difficulties with that task? read and find out. bad summary i know. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
7 Deadly Sins by Sour Queen reviews
Kyuubi sighed. "This is all your fault now, kit. For the next 7 days you will experience each one of the 7 deadly sins until you give into your true desire."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SemeUke Quiz by Raksha-Neko-666 reviews
Naruto characters take the SEMEUKE quiz and get their result...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The King's Queen by Rolmolo reviews
Prince Naruto has been raised his entire life as a woman so that he may grow up to wed his betrothed in order to end the war between their two countries. However when Naruto's prince charming finally arrives, he can't stop himself from falling for him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yes, Naruto by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Ichiraku ramen is having a contest of who can make the best original drink. The winner gets free ramen for a month. Naruto makes a drink but no one wants to try it. He persuaded Sasuke in to drinking it. The effects you ask? Sasuke can't say no to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,195 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
72 Hours of Torture by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Different Story by RockFighterGirl reviews
What if things were different? What if Sasuke was adopted by a caring woman, that loved him as her own son? What if Naruto knew about Kyuubi all along? Would they meet? Would Sasuke leave for power? SasuNaru. Rated M for later chapters. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Santa Loves Rudolph by Sakurafeather reviews
A short SasuNaru Christmas drabble. Giftfic for Emily on SN FC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Colors by keikopanda102 reviews
A Christmas/Holiday season LeeXGaara one-shot! Lee loves Christmas, but who knew Gaara does too? I usually have Lee on the bottom, but I thought I'd mix it up. Smut. Sex. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Peculiar Stories by supergal12000 reviews
Yeah. It's true what I did. Everything. I put on that hood- created a special world for us to play in. I guess your a little surprised my kitsune. You see, I've wanted you for a long time.... SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009
A Miracle In My Stocking by CerealK reviews
Who says miracles don't happen at Christmas? SasuNaru Fluff. Giftfic for Michelerene. M-Preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coat Check by darkalbino reviews
A little Christmas gift for michelerene in response to hers for me 83 SasuNaru, lime. Happy Holidays! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A VERY big misunderstanding by xX-Death-Flavoured-Lipgloss-Xx reviews
Sasuke opened and read the scroll: 'An Uchiha must marry the first person they kiss'. The scroll fell to the floor. He was in deep. SasuNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Letters by ShadowOfAPrincess reviews
Hinata and Neji write letters to each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
My baby by PapettomasutaDartz reviews
Naruto gets pregenant and has a baby, the father of the baby, leave him to take care of the baby on his own and so far Naruto's doing fine, till the father of his baby wants his baby. IM BACK! RECONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,174 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Young Encounter by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 8 and they run off to their secret hideout to get away from Naruto’s dad’s cooking. Sasuke has brought along a naughty DVD he found in Itachi’s room and the boys decide to watch it. Things get a little heated...Yaoi, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Discovered Preference by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto discovers his sexual preference after school one day while staying at Sasuke's. Yaoi, lemon, and some bad language. SasuNaru. My first lemon, hope you enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What I Like About You by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is looking for a girlfriend, during the interviews Naruto makes a revealing revelation. YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ALL THAT OTHER M-RATED STUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bishonen Fan Club! by keikopanda102 reviews
Naruto gets wind of a club Sakura and Karin started. He isn't very happy that he wasn't invited! He, and a few of the other not girly guys in Konoha decide to go spy! They end up hearing some things they really didn't bargain for! SasuNaru, other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
I Hope You Dance by 2kindsofcrazy reviews
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound? If she died and no one was around to witness it, would she be dead?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,677 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Spiked Punch & Ignorance by guttervomit reviews
Someone has spiked the punch, Shikamaru is playing match maker, Sasuke and Sakura have had a falling out and Naruto has discovered a liking for drinking games. What's the worst that could happen? SasuNaru Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
love fool by ohwhatsherface reviews
KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Circle of Life by may10baby reviews
Life at the Zoo isn't half bad for Uzumakis Kyuubi and Naruto, if you didn't include those creepy ass Uchiha stalkers, a caretaker named Iruka suggesting that they get laid...did i mention those stalkers? ItaKyuu, SasuNaru, many more. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bad Naruto! by Shounen-Ai reviews
Sasuke has a squirt bottle that becomes Naruto’s new enemy. Now its Naruto quest to defeat the enemy for his prize! In celebration of NaruSasu day! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Bond by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Naruto asks an odd question during sex. NaruSasu. Happy NaruSasu Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What the Body knows before the Mind by rye-chan reviews
Sasuke is extremely frustrated and doesn't know why and his explicit dreams of him and his teammate aren't helping. Who is Sasuke dreaming of and why is he so frustrated? Maybe Naruto can help him out. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Milky Fetish by Sakurafeather reviews
Sasuke witnesses a stain on Naruto’s shirt and what can be more arousing than “cleaning” his pregnant lover’s “mess.” Yaoi, Mpreg, N-17, Read at your own risk. This was written for the SasuNaru Kink at LJ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Books by Klei reviews
Naruto and Sakura have an argument over which series of novels is better, "Harry Potter" or "Inheritence"/Eragon. As such, they decide to ask Sasuke... Of whose answer is the exact opposite of what anyone would expect. Crackfic, oneshot, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Letter by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Naruto is forced to read the letter that Sasuke had left him for in case he is killed on a mission...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want To Be a Father by Taemei reviews
SasuNaru. Mpreg. “I want…” Sasuke sighed; he might as well just say it there was no use hiding it any longer. Looking up into Naruto’s eyes he continued. “I want a baby Naruto… I want to know what it’s like to be a father.” -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everything For You by darkalbino reviews
Excerpt: What was it that people always said about love? That you could put up with anything and be happy, as long as the one you love is happy? Sasuke grit his teeth. 'What a load of crap.' SasuNaru, shounen-ai. Giftfic for michelerene X3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hair Crisis by Snowlielxx3 reviews
Sasuke lost his hair gel due to a prank by a certain blonde. Sasuke OOC SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Arranged Marriage by TragicStoryteller666 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have an arranged marriage. But arranged marriages never tend to end up good. Sasunaru yaoi! Mpreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take Two by Adistoria reviews
Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love My Baby by KIING reviews
Sequel to Baby No Jutsu. Sasunaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Moodring by Smencil reviews
What happens when Naruto decides to give Sasuke a moodring? Will the ring finally show Sasukes feelings? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ninja Love by paxtofettel reviews
SasuxNaru, for the slash fans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby No Jutsu by KIING reviews
Sasuke gets hit by a jutsu turning him into a baby. Let's see what happens when Lady Tsunade puts baby Sasuke in the care of his bestfriend / rival / secret crush Naruto Uzumaki. SasuNaru. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By Word of Mouth by webofdreams89 reviews
Friends discuss things best left in the bedroom. Sasu/Naru, and other mentioned pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko no Kitsune by Waycrazy reviews
A curious Kyuubi no Kitsune kit, Naruto Uzumaki, one day brings home a kitten, Uchiha Sasuke. The two soon become steadfast freinds, until Naruto's parents are murdered one day. Will their friendship blosson into love, or wither into cold hatred? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,394 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Take me Sasuke, I need you by Phoenix Uchiha reviews
Naruto is gay, only a few know, Sasuke is bi and everyone knows, they both secretly love each other, but will they be together? especially as someone has their eye on Sasuke. They are 15 Please be kind and comment, there may be spelling mistakes .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How To 101 by Mrs Hatake Itachi reviews
Sasuke is going to propose to his dobe, the only problem is he doesn’t know how. His solution… ask the people closest to his blond dobe. MPreg. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's not over by notmyrealaccount reviews
End of the Manga. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hollow Man by Insanely.Good.Liar reviews
Naruto is only 17, and he’s already targeted by the government, a group of terrorists, and an invisible naked man. Life just can’t get any sweeter. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Seme's Dream Come True by Nova Shadow reviews
Long story short...we have a population crisis" Tsunade has just given Sasuke, Kakashi, Kankuro, Shino and Neji a chance of a lifetime; the opportunity to catch their ukes. Yaoi, lots of yaoi. SasuNaru, KashiIru, KanKiba, ShinoGaa, NejiShika. Lemons :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A SasuNaru Crackfic by marinav92 reviews
Feeling bored? Do you feel like strangling something and whine all the day because of the boredom? Then enter and read how Naruto bears with boredom, stupidities and randomness! Laughing is guaranteed...well not really : -Even the summary is random!-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Imaginations by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
Well, snapping Sasuke out of his thoughts proved to be quite a handful for Neji. SasuNaru; a little dedication to our favorite birthday boy: Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Small and Uncomfortable Spaces by TheEvilPeaches reviews
Put on a Cclass mission, Team 7 is sent to go play housemaid for an old woman. What exactly happens when Naruto and Sasuke lock themselves into an extremely small closet? Many things. Sasunaru. Chp6 LEMON REDONE- more explicit. yaoi. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weddings, Llamas, and Misunderstandings by darkalbino reviews
Weddings have never been this strange. Wedding giftfic for Jelp and Yuuko Uchiha. SasuNaru, KibaHina. HAPPY WEDDING DAY JELP! AND HAPPY SASUNARU DAY TOO! 8D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Iruka Sensei is Quite the Story Teller by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
When Naruto asks an unusual question in Health class, Iruka is forced to use a little story to answer. SasuNaru, KakaIruk
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caterpillar! by Thundergryphon reviews
KakaIru-Iruka finally gets fed up with Kakashi and tells the copy-nin he never wants to see him again. However, clever Kakashi leaves Iruka a little "gift" for him to take care of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Legend by Anguissette reviews
The success of the Uchiha clan begun with the Kyuubi and it will end with the Kyuubi. -SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Uchihas/Naru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Wedding by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sequel to 'Kisame's New Boyfriend'. In which all of Konoha and the Akatsuki are invited to witness the joining of one happy and excited Kisame, and a very unyielding ticked off Sasuke. KisaSasu crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kisame H., Sasuke U.
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming by Klei reviews
In which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi, MPreg. Don’t like, don’t read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When Your Life Sucks by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sasuke-the boy with a troubled future. Naruto-the boy with a troubled past. When their paths cross, everything seems to go right. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And why not, Princess? Or should I say, Naruto? by Kumiru-san reviews
AU Yaoi Sasunaru:: Naruto never thought that being forced to dress as Princess Ino's FEMALE maid and attending some stupid "Selection Party" would bring everyone so much trouble. And really, is it wrong to fall in love with...yourself? Sasuke thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Experimentations by stary202 reviews
Forget-Me-Not. A flower given as a replacement for the words "Good-bye" but also for the words "I'll always remember you." Forget-Me-Not. A flower that signifies you letting go... of the best moments of your life. SasuNaru-Main, side- NaruCest. M rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How was I born? by Shimaki-33 reviews
The curiosity of young Emi drives her to ask, ‘Where babies come from’. What will she and Koichi discover? R&R flames accepted! OC's and hints at YAOI you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Eye Candy by Chugga Chugga Choo Choo reviews
Meet the guy of your dreams at a party, get to kiss him in truth or dare. Clichéd much? Yeah, that's what I thought too. SN is love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Love In by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Have You Ever Wondered? by Zanna's-Flying-Mushroom reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is fairly certain that he is gay - but, to be absolutely sure of his sexuality, he decides to test it. The test-subject of his affection? Naruto Uzumaki. SasuNaru, AU, One-shot. Fluff. Woot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Leave Your Dobe Wanting… by Inuyasha'sChic reviews
This one shot was inspired by the SasuNaru 40 Days. Read it. It rocked my socks. I was wondering what would happen if Sasuke gave up sex for Lent.OneShot, SasuNaru, agressive Uke, Lemon COMPLETE Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Incubus by Hope4love92 reviews
A day of witchcraft leads to a night of fun for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy the Hell Out of Haruno Sakura by marinav92 reviews
There are ten ways to annoy Sakura! Mentions of SasuNaru, this fanfic is for all the Sakura Haters. Sakura haters unite!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reproduce by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kudasai! by Kevin Edwards reviews
Sasuke asks Itachi a weird question, and Itachi is willing to find out the answer. Yaoi/shounen ai;Oneshot;Itasasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love, Honor, and Blood by Kimmy Nagasaki reviews
Before the sons of Uchiha and the daughters of Hyuuga were born, a an arranged marriage was planned to form the ultimate bloodline. It's because of this that Naruto's true love was stripped away. It's this reason Neji's Hope for Hinata is lost. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi by Shounen-Ai reviews
A chatroom plus our favorite ninjas. Enough said. SasuNaru /Crack fic/ Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Epic Fail by Lellian reviews
This is the story of Team Seven, a mission gone horribly, horribly right, and good old girl on girl action. And as hard as he tries, Sasuke can’t will Naruto’s stupid blond head to catch on fire. Crack
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Sorry by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Hinata confesses her love to Naruto. Manga chapter 437 spoilers, like the whole chapter is written in here. Implied SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started With A Review by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki never thought he would start a relationship through FanFiction-dot-net. That is, until he got a review one day. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NekoNingen Love Love by may10baby reviews
Naruto finds at cat on his door step and, due to his big, kitty/foxy loving heart, takes him in. Naturally this cat would be affectionate to his loving master, but do cats normally climb into their beds! And in their shorts! Sasunaru ItaKyuu SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Discovery Channel by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto stumble upon a very suggestive TV show. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Angst emo angst, angst by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sasuke is emo and Naruto wields the power of ramen! Naruto crack fic with Naruto style pokemon and Yugi-o battling. Chaos and just pure insanity. A must read for any Naruto fan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yours forever by Kai's kitty reviews
Upon his return to Konoha,Sasuke didn't give a damn when he was banned from being a ninja or not having the people's trust.Because he had Naruto.But when Naruto is forced to choose between his Hokage job & him,the traitor,things fall apart. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Muddling Around by Clandestine Abyss reviews
Sasu...ke" I said in disbelief "You love me?" Sasuke suddenly let go of me. I landed butt first onto the ground. "Naruto" he cupped my chin causing me to look him directly in those beautiful onyx orbs "Uchiha's do not lie. I said I loved you and I meant i
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Raven by Chi.Z.B reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is an enthusiastic reporter with a new job: Find the Raven, Konoha City's savior. Sasuke is a man who wants to keep his secrets. The two meet and sparks fly. Will Naruto ever uncover the mystery of the Raven? SasuNaru. Warnings: Slash/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Epilogue, or How Things Should Really Go Down by Hanakage reviews
In which Naruto takes an interest in medicine, Sasuke is Not Amused, and sexual innuendo abounds. NaruSasu, CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compendium by Sorensen reviews
A collection of SASUNARU fics & drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,398 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Take a Life by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Kill this infant, Sasuke-kun." Orochimaru tests his pupil's hardness and obedience in the cruelest way possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Self Reliance by Hiki-chan reviews
Reborn!Tsuna x Tsuna! Tsuna had never touched himself before, he just didn't know his Reborn self knew that. Oneshot for now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Counting to Nine by sohesy reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don't quite understand courting, but that's not going to stop them from giving it their best shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Infinitives by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Infinitives, journal entries, and two teens with a rivalry closer than most friendships. The story of how an English assignment, in a very roundabout way, brings Sasuke and Naruto from rivals to friends and maybe to something more. ---indefinite hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Witch and the Warrior by poke-the-kitty reviews
Based on a somewhat Irish legend. Grab some chocolate and tissue's, it's gonna be angsty. Rated M for situations and language, though mostly to be on the safe side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Forgotten Past by fallenblackangel44 reviews
At age 17 things have changed Sasuke can't remember the past whereas Naruto remembers everything and is waiting for Sasuke to recall so that they can be together again. Will these two lovers ever be able to reunite and if they do can they stay together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cosplay Store by may10baby reviews
When Sasuke and Itachi go to a costume store to shop for a set of costumes for their mother’s birthday masquerade party, they get kidnapped by a perverted masked man. They wake up in the care of two cute teens and a house full of lunatics! Full sum. insid
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Desanctification by poke-the-kitty reviews
Naru/sasu. Sasuke interrupts Naruto in an important meeting and gets punished....in his families shrine room. Anal, BDSM, COMPLETE, Humil, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi. Rated LN for Lottsa Nosebleeds, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
because of kangaroos by 1147694 reviews
NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twilight by 2kindsofcrazy reviews
One fallen angel, one pill popper, one seductress with a broken heart, one orphan, one runaway plus one normal person equal life in a regular highschool. But look on the bright side, at least we have lunch!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Rich Shade Of Crimson by ErraticMovements reviews
Sasuke can no longer be sustained by the watery blood of humans and is dying as a result.Akatsuki is sent on Itachi's orders to find a demon and the blood that would hopefuly cure the youngest Uchiha.They didn’t find a village but they did find Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Games by Ai'Kirai reviews
While playing video games, Sasuke constructs a game of his own to show Naruto how easily distracted he is. One shot. AU. SasuNaru. PWP-ish. Not as dirty as it sounds, as proven by the T rating, haha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Reign of The Shadow Prince by reychop reviews
Doubt about their relationship was confirmed when Sasuke and Sakura's wedding was announced. Driven by anger and betrayal, Naruto revealed his own path to be- The Lord of Darkness. Will Sasuke redeem himself? KyuuNaru SasuNaru SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Weird Naruto Christmas by mydream reviews
This is rated Mature for... language. Hidan needs to find a song to sing... and I just happened to help him out. :P Better then summary. Written this morning. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Falling by TellNearaToWrite reviews
Life is like falling; no control, but no regrets. a practice in character writing NaruSasu yaoi, people, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let's get it on! by Shimaki-33 reviews
Sasuke wants sex Naruto doesn't, and you know Uchihas get what they want. YAOI SasuNaru Lemon one Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Always His Fault by vladimira-chan reviews
Sasuke can find a way to blame Naruto for everything. After all, the idiot is just plain ridiculous. Slight SasuNaruSasu; fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Normal by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is basically your average student in high school. But when he meets what appears to be a troubled ghost, is his life going to change? Eventual YAOI and NaruSasuish things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,536 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conquering your Heart: The Wedding by marinav92 reviews
Prince Naruto is going to marry Sasuke against his will. What would he do to prevent the wedding? One-shot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Zetsu loves a gardener by mydream reviews
more chapters coming soon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zetsu
Jealousy over a man by mydream reviews
A fellow puppeteer is introduced into the Akatsuki.... and Sasori likes him right off of the bat. However, as things progress, the other akatsuki begin to like the natture of his fellow suna. mature for later Chapters.... and Hidan's mouth. xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasori
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by Iemitsu-Sachi reviews
Because of many teenage pregnancies, Tsunade requires every young shinobi to go through a new mission that will teach them about parenthood. Naruto and the rest of the Rookie Nine will go through a fake marriage and children for eighteen weeks. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Are You Really That Stupid? by Kytesama reviews
Almost off HIATUS! Orphan Uzumaki Naruto and his siblings just transphered to Konoha High, and they've caught the eyes of the two most powerful students, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke. Yaoi! SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, NejiGaa, OCxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kyuubi's plan by Hardy The Monkey reviews
Kyuubi realized that Naruto wasn't strong enough to stop Sasuke from going to Orochimaru... Until a light bulb goes on. Sex-reference. Yaoi. SasuNaru. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attack of the Fluff by Petileo reviews
When he took them home, Iruka really had no idea how much trouble they would be. At least, they always have eachother. Kittens and fluff. Kitty Sasunaru, Kakairu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Golf, Not My Sport by Hiki-chan reviews
Naruto is heir to the Uzmaki Enterprise and has just found out the Uchiha Corp wants to merge with his father’s company. If they merge, Uzumaki Enterprise will soar above many others so Naruto was all for it until he meet his to be partner, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,585 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From Yesterday by hidden in plain view reviews
sasunaru... There's a legend about the Hokage monument. They say if you sing the right song on the night of the red moon a beautiful raven haired man will appear searching for his lost beloved. AU slightly modern Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two Hearts: Serenade by Higure-san reviews
It's a journey for both of them. For one, to search for his lost memories and the other, to fight for his rights. But with such forces against them, will they find each other's hearts again? eventual SasuNaru, cont. of Two Hearts, various side pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,478 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Racer's Mechanic by NoNameNeeded reviews
AU & Modern fic. Sasuke, a famous 23 year old racer comes across his top mechanic, only to find out that he is actually a she and that she is only 17. At first he hates the idea of her tangling with his car, but he slowly falls for her. FemNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I told you, he's by kaizuDeadHead reviews
A game is a game and a bet have always been one of the best thing ever.Both Sakura and Naruto have another bet,this time a certain bastard have money be put on him but the problem is the proff..how Naruto going to get a proof? shounen-ai sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Kiss Me! by may10baby reviews
Naruto meets Sasuke deemed “Prince” of Kohona AcademyKyuubi his older brother meets Itachi Sasuke’s older brother deemed “King” of Kohona Academy. Let’s add a supernatural twist to this, shall we? Couples SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Distraction by BlanketsarePink reviews
Sasuke is in need of a distraction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anything can HappenRight? by stary202 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are both unsure about their feelings for each other, and Kakashi may have just the right plan to get the two to realize them. M for ch.3 and afterwards bacuase of Yaoi/Smut/Kinkiness/ and Lemony Goodness.May be different one for each ch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, Happy Day by Hiki-chan reviews
--SasuNaru; Oneshot-- Naruto, put your legs over my shoulders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Craft Day by crazy-says-I reviews
It's Craft Day in Iruka-sensei's class, and love, chaos, and mayhem are in the air. Come and read a story of romance, sillyness, and most importantly fluff! Rated G and the pairings are Sasunaru, KakaIru, SakuLee, and NejiTen. Please enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stake Out by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten are normal teenagers nearing the end of their sleepover party. However, they're freaked out when they think someone is trying to break into the house, which leads them to have a comical stake out in the guest bedroom. Some OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Hiki-chan reviews
UPDATED SasuNaru Masquerade theme Konoha's in charge of the biggest event, the Masquerade ball. Inviting all except Sound. However, there was someone who went that Naruto had NEVER expected to go, Sasuke. So who was this stranger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blinded by The-New-Akatsuki-Leader reviews
After getting her eye sight back Mika still ran into some bad luck. Getting kipnapped by the Akatsuki was not on her agenda, what can they want from her she does not posses any powers, well she thinks she doesn't. R&R ItachiOC Rated T might change later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U.
Two Ninja and a Baby by gaara'sgirl666 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find a small child during a mission who immediately becomes attached to the two teens. The bond they find with the child also opens the bond of friendship between the two to something more. What's the worst that can happen? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One way in by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru Naruto falling in love with Sasuke and his pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Change by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke doesn't like change. But after spending his entire summer with Uzumaki Naruto, he finds that change isn't so bad after all. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On a Mission by BlanketsarePink reviews
Mikoto reads Sasuke a bedtime story... Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pirates of the Konohabbean by ImoOzzi reviews
Naruto, son of the Govenor of Port Konoha, will always look back on the day that he was saved from drowning by infamous pirate Sasuke Uchiha... as the very, very worst day in the history of his life. [CRACK, pirate!fic, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Kawaii by VolumeofForgottenLore reviews
Sasuke finally decides to go back to Konoha because his brother has some business with our little Kitsune. But when he arrives with Team Hebi, he gets more than just a confrontation with his brother. Light Shounen-ai: SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guiding Light by iBroken reviews
SasuNaru Naruto gets a bit of a surprise one day after a bit too many people hit on him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Put it in your Mouth! by Broken Unloved and Forgotten reviews
Sasuke trys to shove something into Naruto's mouth. Implied yaoi SasuNaru. Slightly random in a sence, I guess. Rated to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck to you by hidden in plain view reviews
What happens when Kakashi decides to give Naruto a gift... what handcuffs! Uh Sasuke they're not coming off... SasuNaru BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dream to makebelieve by hidden in plain view reviews
People would ask me to tell fables, adventures, legends, but this story is different. This story will be the truest story I have ever told. I was 16 the day I got lost in the Wood, 16 when I met my death. sasunaru or itanaru u decide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Loss by stealth gato reviews
Death and Loss is something shinobi deal with every day." Lee tells his son about Sakura, his mother. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, violence, language, sexual refferences but no lemon. Lee/Saku and Kaka/Saku blip of Naru/Sasu maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Things Sasuke Knows About Naruto by Shini no Megami reviews
About four years after their relationship begins, Sasuke begins to think on all the things he's learned about his partner. WARNING: Cavities possible
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Children by shizuke reviews
Set in Ancient Egypt. They were both orphans found by the Nile, entwined and torn apart by an age-old belief in prophecy. Written for Ahja Reyn's Naruto contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
for serious by ohwhatsherface reviews
FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Best Christmas Present by stary202 reviews
Naruto doesn't know what to get Sasuke and Sasuke doesn't know what to get Naruto. With Christmas here, who do they have left to ask but Hikari, Their Yaoi fan-crazed friend. Can they really trust her to pick something that's not perverted? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Toy's Story by Sweetness Theory reviews
“Um, mister?” the boy asked shyly “Why are your hands in his pants?” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Light is Still Waiting by kyobu reviews
Sasuke has to work late, and Naruto misses him. cute, short SasuNaru AU fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Love Is by izzy1363 reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto describes his love to a seething Sasuke. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Walk in Your Shoes by Cyndaquil143 reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Sasuke and Itachi switched place? Find out! ItachixSakura...SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Stay by iyfanatic reviews
SasuNaru, GaaNaru, mentions of SasuSaku. Naruto is in love. He understands Sasuke's duty to his clan. But that doesn't mean he'll let himself be used...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Full Circle by dagget reviews
Oh, the joys and sorrows of matrimony! Unless you can get out of the engagement...twice. sasunaru FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,428 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naivety by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
A very short SasuNaru oneshot. "Naruto, did you just say you sucked Neji's lollipop!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Camis are Not Only For Girls by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
Orientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just One Smile by NoNameNeeded reviews
People say that a smile is worth a thousand words, but noone has ever seen Naruto’s true smile. Behind the mask, there is a scared individual who possesses a hidden strength. FemNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,493 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Take You Home by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
On a peace mission to Sound, Naruto encounters a young slave. What could be wrong with bringing this boy home once he has been dismissed? Some yaoi and. . .an eventual surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let Me Out by Kichou reviews
The girls of Konoha are sick and tired of Naruto and Sasuke obliviousness of each other's romantic feelings regarding one another and take it upon themselves to solve this little...dilemma. One Shot. Some OOC. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carnie Fun by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are two carnies living with the traveling circus. Sasuke is the wild man locked in a cage, while Naruto is the most flexible man in the world, said to be made out of rubber for his strange abilities as an acrobat. PWP SasuNaru will cont
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternity by TheLightsShadow reviews
If anyone is to undo the seal placed on Naruto, they would be cursedly bound to the demon. Naruto swore to get revenge on the Uchiha clan. Sasuke ran away to escape a marriage, stumbles upon him, undoes the seal and is now stuck with him...for eternity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sapphire by Zebras reviews
All Sasuke needed in his life were the beach and his 2 friends. But when an accident on the beach leads to his life being saved by Naruto, he finally falls in love! But there are always conciquences to love. SasuxNaru. Yaoi. DISCONTINUED. To be ReWritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Close my Eyes by harleyquinz27 reviews
A lot is going on in the Uchiha clan: Itachi is coming out, Mama Uchiha is suspicious, Father Uchiha is ashamed and Sasuke is in love. Yaoi,lemon,incest and too many pairings all involving love and how sacred it can be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Anything by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
In her lifetime, Sakura has learned many things, most of them pertaining to Sasuke. onesided SasuSaku, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cup Ramen by Tsukiyomi the Kami reviews
Kakashi didn't quite think you could do that with ramen, but hey, Anko was the sex expert here, and he had to make his last night with Sensei before the mission memorable. GaiKaka, YonKaka, for obsessivesyndrome, very mild lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's lessons in seduction by Hope4love92 reviews
After countless failed attempts of trying to tell Naruto that he loves him, Sasuke finally decides to takes seduction lesson from Kakashi. Occness, Yaoi, SxN GxL KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,305 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
First Comes Love by Ma Chat reviews
One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Wedding Invitation by adriatic-air reviews
When Naruto receives a wedding invitation out of the blue, his life comes crashing to a halt. In despair, he goes to a bar, where he engages in somewhat difficult conversation and finds out the truth. Crack SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
It's Not Gay It's Masturbation by Thundergryphon reviews
SasuNaru Sasuke catches Naurto doing a little experimenting with one of his clones, and decides to get in on the action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Ending Destiny of Lovers: Shika no Sabaku by Nathan-Asphodel reviews
I'm now starting to get overwhelmed with ideas......I was wondering if some of my readers would help me choose the next story's topic...the choices will be listed on my user profileenjoy the chapters currently available...R&R plz.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fortune Teller by wise-imagination reviews
Sasuke was forced to disguise for his S class mission and you get it right, a fortune teller. Wow, he never knew he was that good! SASUNARU LOVE LOVE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto, the Sugar Bum Fairy by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Someone HAD to do it and be Sasuke’s sugar plum fairy. Only, Naruto tends to…mishear things. SasuNaru AU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crack Weddings! by Itachilova101 reviews
Crack randomness! No canon pairings and rated for swearing! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Deidara - Complete
What Turns You On, Teme? by Hologram Love reviews
Teme, What turns you on? Naruto asked. Sasuke's eyes widened. Err... Why? Oh nothing... Naruto is up to something suspicious! SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chilli Hot by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke had almost sworn off the color red on anyone's face until he saw Naruto sitting there at Ichiraku Ramen looking so... ravishable. [Hot and silly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Next Contestant: Sasuke's version by Amber Spirit reviews
Uchiha Sasuke wants you to know he HATES when somebody touches his uke....so HANDS OFF! SasuNaru yaoi song which every SasuNaru fangirl should sing in a shower
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detention by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NaruSasu smutty oneshot Naruto and Sasuke share a room, a teacher, and all of their classes. So what if Naruto happens to use Sasuke's papers as an outline? And so what if he's late for class sometimes? Graphic sex on a desk. Dirty talk. SasUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound Of Lies by GoldenFyre reviews
Sasuke's new mission: to get Naruto to fall in love with him and bring him to Sound. But when he returns, nothing is the same. SasuNaru, Smart!Naru, happyending fic eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,880 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rabies by Gender Outlaw reviews
[CRACK!] Naruto has rabies. [SasuNaru, Bestality, Uchihacest] I warned you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost by Sunchaser55 reviews
I see you're having that demon child of yours...imagine how the village would treat it...Just like you.' I glared at him with a pain twisted face, 'How would you know about that' 'That doesn't matter right now. you'll be coming with me.' SasuNaru mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chibi Love by Ryoko of the Ink reviews
Chibi Sasuke and chibi Naruto meet and decide to get married. Involves swings, a yaoi obsessed mom, a protective older brother, tons of fluff, and chibi love. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
What Are the Odds Anyway? by Higure-san reviews
There are a lot of things with very slim chances of occuring, but they do happen. Take one unique 'boy', and another boy with odd psychiatric combinations, what are the chances that utter chaos will happen? None? Oh, you're wrong, so wrong! [AU, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,607 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Couples Sing by TobisaruJC reviews
This is sort of a song fic where my favorite Naruto characters get to sing and dance for their special someone. Hope you like it. Pairings: KibaIno NaruHina NejiTen and ShikTem. Some OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Always There by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
It was just like any other day. But what happens when Sasuke becomes sick after a mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossover Truth or Dare by Kagome Raya reviews
Truth or dare with different animes and my crazy mind is nothing but bad news! Funny in my own special messed up way. Come and join the crazyness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Schizophrenia by myinukoi reviews
Tsunade botches up a justu and Naruto’s personality is divided into 5 characters: Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Smarts, and Innocence. Now the remainder of Team 7 must retrieve all of Naruto’s quirks and return them to his body before it’s too late. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
But I'm Horny by YaoiObsession reviews
Sasuke is horny and wants to make sure that Naruto is aware of that...SasuNaru. Rated M to be safe. But I'm Horny part VI up, last update XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
N is for love by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Sex Ed, Sasuke Style! by iyfanatic reviews
[AU, meaning Sasuke never went crazy and went AWOL] Naruto is curious as to how Irukasensei satisfies Kakashi's perverted cravings, seeing as how they're both guys. He asks Sasuke for some answers, and receives a few 'lessons' from him instead. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
15 Ways To Annoy Neji by Kagome Raya reviews
Just what the title says. My way of sending Neji up the wall and staying there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Ski or Board? by thepragmatist reviews
Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wounds by Selim reviews
Drop your pants and spread your legs, dead last. SasuNaru?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Match Maker from Hell by Tsubaki's Apprentice reviews
Everyone in Konoha knew Naruto and Sasuke needed a little push in the right direction. Finally Konohakure's greatest matchmaker takes a step in. But what's his beef with Itachi? SasuNaru, implied Itachi bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skittles Remind Me Of by SkyUnderSeige reviews
Skittles plus Naruto plus Names equals a confused Sasuke.And what's with Sasuke's pile being the farthest away?How does Sasuke take Naruto when his blonde's naming.... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That's Called Courting? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Looking In by Light Catastrophe reviews
As in all clichéd beginnings, it was a dark and stormy night when Naruto came across the home of Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto was lost. Sasuke took him in. They had sex. Naruto left. That was that. So they thought. mpreg, yaoi, angst, AU, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Frozen by Sunchaser55 reviews
Naruto is suffering from a heart disease and is currently in a coma, and only an organ donor can save him after it relapses. What happens when Sasuke asks Kabuto to help cure him? There are no matches for Naruto's donor...dead ones anyway... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closer to God by myinukoi reviews
There’s a new kid at the Catholic school who’s hell bent on seducing Naruto. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Strip poker, Beer, Fun and Confessions by TheUnknownAuthorOfDoom reviews
Strip poker, beer, fun, awkwardness, and confessions. Will Naru be able to keep his mouth shut in his drunken state? SasuNaru, hinted ShikaTema and KibaHina. Oneshot. rated for nakedness? And language. Better than the summary suggests, really!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Look at that by hidden in plain view reviews
Well then I hope you pack a good punch. Why? Sai asked bewildered by the sudden change. Because my boyfriend is standing right behind you... Sasufemnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Artificial by myinukoi reviews
When Naruto departs for a lengthy mission, he leaves behind a stable, competent bunshin. So when the clone develops feelings for Sasuke, how will the brunet react to its seduction when he believes his love for the original prankster is onesided? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uncomfortable by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sleeping next to Naruto makes Sasuke uncomfortable in the most annoying ways. [SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Liar by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke always keeps his promises. There is only one promise that he's ever broken, and it's to his best friend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Now or Never by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Sasuke watches Naruto as he sleeps, but he has made up his mind. SasuNaru. Sasuke's thinking. Songfic! Short Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yeah, I Killed Them by Matrilineal reviews
Sasuke has acquired a Death Note? Will he go Godcrazy like Raito, or does he have other plans in mind...? [NaruSasu, SasuNaru at the End] [Character Death] [Rated Teen for Mild Swearing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Few Inches by kawaii-kirei reviews
Lately, Naruto has grown fond of milk. [SasuNaru, fluff?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Word by Cerbi-Steph reviews
A series of SasuNaru oneshots. Most of them are fluffy humour induced drabbles. Includes: Naruto in a dress, in leather, and very uke. Hints at various other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I'll show you who's Seme! by TheGirlForeverWaiting reviews
SasuNaru Yaoi... Kinda... weird... Naruto buys Sasuke an Ice cream cone... Sakura and Ino get nose bleeds, and Sai is traumatized. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
fox by flourescized reviews
uzumaki naruto is lead singer of the hit band 'fox'. uchiha sasuke has just left akatsuki. when the organisation discovers their shared past, they will stop at nothing to get revenge on the man who betrayed them.. au, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha's School for the Gifted by Hiki-chan reviews
ON HOLD! [SasuNaru] The beginning of the first day that bastard came was horrible. For me it was hate at first sight. My friends were affected as well! So I think this ‘hate at first sight’ is contagious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It Never Hugs Back by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Diary by Silver Curiosity reviews
Dear Diary, You know what? I have such beautiful green hair, but today, that fool, Sakura, insulted me by saying that my raven black hair was gorgeous! Is she color blind or something! Everyone knows my hair is green! Sasuke Uchiha xxxxxx Read his diary!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Plushie Power by FastForward reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a year, and the blond panics when the Uchiha tells him he has a surprise for him for their oneyear. Naruto needs to find him a present, but has no idea what it should be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0 reviews
There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Sex Ed by tomboy14 reviews
Because of the growth in teenaged kunoichi getting pregnant, Tsunade has issued that all shinobi ages 13 to 17 must get a Sexual Education talk. Guess who's turn it is now? And who's giving the talk? [ShikaIno and many other hinted pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
It's My Life by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a very angsty and depressed senior in High School. Haruno Sakura is a very timid, very shy, depressed senior, as well. With a few connections and a few too many likenesses, can the two cause sparks to fly? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Father's Day! by Wing of Darkness reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are married for almost two years. Both are happy with each other but what's more! happiness could they achieve if there's an angel who is going to spend his life with the two of them. [A Father's Day special! SasuNaru of course oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The In Your Face Dance by Cassion reviews
This is a semi crack fic based on an icon. My best friend gave me the idea for it. Oh, this is SasuNaru yaoi goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only For a Little While, Let Me Have You by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
[SasuNaru, bittersweet] Sasuke has returned to Konoha, and after a week, he proposed to Naruto. The blond agreed but why was he not as happy as the rest were for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Making of Emo's by asagoro reviews
CRACK. Crack fic, regarding Naruto's fall to emodom. But wait, isn't Sasuke supposed to be the emo of the series? Hmm...NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Crack. Slight yaoi, language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Retracing the Footsteps Of Love by Itachilova101 reviews
After Sasuke left Konoha for Orochimaru, Sakura gives up on love. Then, she meets the person she least expected to ever see. At first, she hates his mother lovin' guts, but can love, eventually, happen twice in one lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Night by darkalbino reviews
Prom night, that one special night that all teenagers break their backs to make it to, how will this night end up for our favorite couple? Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost memories by Sakuramar reviews
Naruto decides to forget everything, and he´s found by a girl who knows nothing about him and helps him.But, what will happen when his friends, specially Sasuke find out about his disappearance?Will he return to be the same blond? SasuNaru, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Reasons by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Twenty reasons for certain topics that are related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's relationship. Like, why does Sasuke hate Naruto? Or why does he like Naruto? Why is he even with Naruto when he should be making Uchiha babies? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The kiss of truth by NoNameNeeded reviews
Everything changed the day that someone had accidently pushed Naruto forward, making him accidently kiss Sasuke. TwoShot. warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game Called Sex by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a child by the name of Kusuke Uchiha. But what happens when this 8 year old boy walks into his room to find his parents doing into on his bed? It seemed like a good idea to rush him to Kakashi for caring, but perhaps not. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Touring Around by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Put together two demons, one not so normal human, and an elf, and what do you get? The adventure of a lifetime! Or, well, a series of events and circumstances that are pretending to be adventures. [Eventual NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Accidental Babies by squishtheorange reviews
Sasuke squeezed his eyes really tight, he blinded himself so hopefully, and he lived in the time of golden moments, of happy hands and elbows in the appropriate place. Just for a minute. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Need by thepragmatist reviews
Tell me team, what do you NEED' Team 7 struggles to answer this question when Naruto takes a rather...stupid action. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tale as Old as Time by Hiki-chan reviews
CHAPTER 3![SasuNaru. Next, Jiraiya.] A series of drabbles and events from different characters point of views about the obvious coming relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Everyone could see it, only both boys couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Things We Remember by GoldenFyre reviews
Sequal to Neko No Jutsu. Now that Naruto's Hokage and he's finally got Sasuke, there's nothing left to do, right? Wrong! Some one's got to continue the Uchiha line, and that's only the beginning!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why are you wearing my clothes? by hidden in plain view reviews
sequel to pink Itachi.. wait what? What happens when Itachi gets revenge? sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Snuggle Buddy by BeuitifulDisgrace246 reviews
Sasuke has had enough of being ignored by his dobe. It’s time to take charge! Nothing will stand in the way of his cuddling time…no one. Or…no THING. SASUKE MUST BE NARUTO’S SNUGGLE BUDDY! HE MUST! Or die trying. SasuNaru yaoi. Fluffy...kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fooled You by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru, NejiGaa. Oneshot, drabble] I'll show you who you belong to, dobe. [Funnyish]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chidori Light by HK Keiji reviews
SEQUEL TO OVERLOAD .. so what was Sasuke really planning to do with Chidori during sex? Sasunaru Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Incomplete Answers by Ryuneko-chan reviews
Naruto interrogates his boyfriend....sasunaru [drabble thingie]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
pink Itachi Wait WHAT! by hidden in plain view reviews
oneshot, slight sasunaru.. Whats happens when Naruto plays a prank on our adorable clan murdering missing nin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Someone To Hold by NarutoLuvr5067 reviews
Oneshot.yaoi. SASUNARU. very cute. RAIN RAIN RAIN! Its funny how rain can bring people together. so what happens when you take naruto sasuke and a huge thunderstorm? read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Lovely Buncha Coconuts by thepragmatist reviews
In which Sasuke falls for Naruto for the stupidest reason. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh why can't you see? by only-getting-darker reviews
AU Highschool ageish. Sasuke's anorexic and his boyfriend, Naruto, can't stand to see him hurting himself like this anymore. What will his ultimated and final decision be? some OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/19/2007
Spanning Time by SKSuncloud reviews
Shikamaru was going to propose to Temari, but he missed her train, so he just sits there at the station, but someone else ends up showing up. SasuNaru seen through Shikamaru's eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peeping Tom: What He Deserves by Saki K reviews
The two brothers are getting it on! But wait, someone's watching from the window... [Uchihacest Itasasu LEMON] For Lunamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
untitled by loreleithe1st reviews
sasunaru mpreg. naruto gives birth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oblivious Or Not by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Drabble. Can be stand alone, can be connected GMAW] Sasuke, Naruto, strawberry crape, oblivious seduction? [has: Perv Sasuke, innocent or not so innocent Naruto?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Is by Seto's Darkness reviews
To Sasuke and Naruto, love means different things... [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bad Touch by The-Real-Kakashi reviews
Sasuke just wants to watch his show in peace. Implied KakaIru, SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Her Snow by Delicate Petals reviews
Mikoto wants her message to be delivered...SasuSaku implied
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Mikoto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Music To My Lips by xXSasukeluvaXx reviews
When Sasuke Listens to music for a long period of time, it makes music come out of his mouth, literally. Loads of Laughs. Implied SasuNaru. You'll love it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dudette by xManiac reviews
Naruto had a beautiful dark haired girlfriend when he was just a little boy. Her name was Sasuke and Naruto loved her with all his heart. Sadly, she moved away one day and a few years later, she comes back..... as a he. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Theft Deterrent by Stavi reviews
A little parody of a cell phone commercial. SasuNaru NejiKiba Yaoi and Language. OOC Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Itachi's Ninja Quest by Bubz Chan reviews
Itachi has plan's for baby Sasuke. Yes,he has plans alright..bwahaha! [ Oneshot ] Baby Sasuke! Young Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cliche Fest by mishka-chan reviews
Naruto is hiding from Sasuke. Why? Because Sasuke is a freaky perv! sasunaru- not that bad but not for kiddies- bad humor- crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enter Mika by NarutosMego reviews
The story of a young girl ninja who is learning to love life and some of the people in it. It's a sad, romantic, comedy. Can she cope with her terrible past and the rest of her life AND find time to keep a relationship? Read, reveiw, and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara
The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Want To Be Loved by Mitarashi Mika reviews
Gaara and Mika decide to have fun to a song by Papa Roach...gets interesting. Lyrics owned by Papa Roach, Naruto owned by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Gaara
Summer by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, Minor SasuNaru] 'Oh, why is that your favorite, Sasuke? Is it because we get to go to the beach and you get to see us girls in bikinis' Sorry Sakura, Sasuke has a whole different answer to that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Guy Speaks by Reficular reviews
Four very short drabbles about Sasuke's little soldiers. Now with MPREG and link to pic of their baby! Hints of SasuNaru R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Masochistic Pleasure by Poena reviews
Five half naked kunoichi...a shitload of rum...kunai and empty bags of weed...wonder what the outcome could be...? TentenxTemari SakuraxIno This is a shitty fic...but if you like mindless sex scenes, then go ahead and read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
Truth or Dare? by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Candy in the Pockets by Elric-Chan reviews
Team Seven is locked in a closet. How long will they last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Eternally Yours by Shirohane reviews
A tale of a fool, prince, and princess. The fool loved the princess, who loved the prince. The prince, in return, loved the fool, but all of their loves were not meant to be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Her Boyfriend by TheEvilPeaches reviews
There are some things about Sakura's boyfriend that she doesn't know about. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Miserable Life of Uchiha Sasuke by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke is a miserable husband and Naruto is his miserable wife, watch as their story unfolds. mpreg sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love and Death by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI Naruto is badly hurt by some men and unleashes Kyuubi on Konoha for a short time before regaining control, but some in Konoha call for his death. Can he convince the people not to kill him and make Sasuke fall in love with him? Rated for violence and
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Uchiha gets what an Uchiha wants by only-getting-darker reviews
Sasuke and naruto were happy, until Itachi showed up that is...the pairings go in this order in the story: sasunaru, itanaru, eventual sasunaru again. M to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Candy Flavoured Garters by blackbloodedkunoichi reviews
Ita/Saku, Sakura gets more than she bargained for when she goes on a dreaded mission. WIP, lemons etc. Slight changes in the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Impractical Jokes by dead last hero reviews
The negative affect of a serious practical joke on a dysfunctional roommate. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and his Psychiatrist by Haliled reviews
Sasuke visits a Psychiatrist because of his little "problem". But what IS the problem? Warning: Insane random humor. Will have some mild yaoi in future chapters. (SasuNaru, KakaIru, etc. The good stuff.) SasuNaru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
THEATER! ! ! by Hyper Riceball reviews
A seriously messed-up fic about a group date to the movie theater, by me and my friend Lexie. Pairings: SasuNaru, ZakuDosu, GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Things Fans Wrote by TenshiKaitou reviews
[SasuNaru; Shounen-Ai] When Sasuke got himself a computer completed with internet access, he just might stumble upon some interesting fanfictions that we fans wrote...First attempt at trying to be funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
You Can't Make Me! by Noniechan reviews
[ONE-SHOT] Sasuke tries to make Naruto eat something he doesn't want to and pays the consiquences. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Kiss already! by Pinky-cat reviews
SasuNaru. Drabble! This is about one of the situations that want to make any fangirlboy jump up and shout 'KISS ALREADY'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004
A Piece of Happiness by Seito reviews
(Sasunaru) Everyone is entitled to a bit of happiness, even a ninja.("Sasuke, are you happy with the fact that you’re marrying Sakura?”“Yes.”“Liar,” “Why do you want to know if I’m happy,” “Because I’m happy if you are happy.”) R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2004
Love is Suicide by DarkKnightL reviews
Naruto and friends go on an expedition to get Sakura back. However, an unexpected twist reveals impending doom, or does it? (SASUNARU!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
Aromatic by Tione reviews
A horny Naruto can produce strange things. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Deja Vu
Do you ever feel like you've been somewhere or seen something before, but just couldn't place it. Somehow, my entire life felt that way. OC Self insert SI Changes a lot of the timeline SPOILERS Future OC pairing and NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/23 - OC, Sasuke U., Team Seven, Itachi U.
Breakthrough reviews
'He was stuck there. The only problem was that he didn't know where "there" was, only that it would change everything for the better. Some way. Somehow.' What would happen if someone stopped the murder of the Uchiha clan? SasuOC NaruHina Future lemons. Rating will go up. Deleting this story. I made a rewrite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U.
Alone reviews
Naruto suffer through a break up. Hints SasuNaru and yaoi Emotional sad fic drabble thing Rated M for mentions of rape and drugs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seme Supreme reviews
Naruto finally comes to terms with his sexuality and after dating around a bit, realizes he's going to need some help with this whole dating thing. That's exactly what makes him end up on 'Seme Supreme', the new twist on 'The Bachelorette' with yaoi because yaoi sells . How will Naruto fare against a house full of hungry semes? Future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Dolls reviews
Sasuke has a scary little doll. Doll? What's so scary about a little d-OH SNAP! Adopted from Asylum132 Couples to be voted on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Monsters reviews
Safely in the Monster world, the Naruto cast had an opportunity to be themselves and learn to blend in. This, of course, leads to a multitude of "monsterous" yaoi opportunities. SasuNaru ItaKyu AU Rosario Vampire Universe Future Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama
How to Annoy Ninjas reviews
The epic and captivating story of how I annoyed the crap out of the characters of Naruto. CRACK and some yaoi tendencies! T to be safe! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It Must End With A BANG! reviews
It's the Christmas season, and as usual at this time of year everything is utter chaos at the annual Christmas party. SasuNaru Dedicated to L. Lawliet91802! Sakura Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Years 2009 reviews
A new year is coming and its time to discuss the annual resolutions for the new year. Enjoy the drama.. SasuMika ShikaTema NaruHina GarraMiki KonradMisa NejiTen KibaSuki crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Naruto Hates SailorMoon reviews
SasuNaru Why Naruto hates SailorMoon.....I got bored so please don't be surprised it's short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poor Neji! reviews
Tenten gets mad at Neji for naming their child Destiny! Things happen! Please review! NejiTen! ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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