GodofAwesome
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Joined 06-04-07, id: 1293582
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and X-overs.

People, especially the Narutards like me, like to go on about their favorite pairings. Avatards also do this. Also, they like to go on about their favorite character and most hated character. While, I do have a favorite Naruto character (Rock Lee!), I have no particular dislike for any character, even they somehow got in the way of the only near sensical good looking yaoi pairing in the show (I look at you, Sakura haters)(Don't even get me started on the other reason people seem to have a beef with her), or are traitorous dicks who get power ups every five panels (I look at you, Sasuke haters), or are unnatractive (I look at you, Lee haters). I also have no particular leaning toward any parings, although I like them to make sense. I don't even mind yaoi all that much (As a straight guy, I obviously like my yuri), as long as it makes sense, or as much sense as two guys who have not shown even the slightest hint of being gay suddenly boning each other can be. Or is Haku. Haku makes everything better.

Update: Why is 'Gender Bending?' gets more reviews than my other stories?

Update: So I started yet another Naruto fanfic which will hopefully more coherent than my first. GB will likely continue updating but I'm thinking GoD has died. I like how that sounds like I'm saying God has died.

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,640 - Follows: 12,155 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
A Different Voice by Irrational Pi reviews
What if Sakura's inner voice wasn't what she thought it was? Is Konoha ready for the rebirth of the beautiful genius sorceress? [AU, Slayers xover]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,375 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Fuyuoka by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Keitaro Urashima was always different, but we never knew how much... LHSupermanSmallville fusion IN PROGRESS
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
Weapons of Old and New by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,969 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Simply Oi! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
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Original Characters
A Continuation fic with a bit of a twist here and there and lots of OCs. The reason you may see the label X-over is that a great deal of the original characters that show up are Expies of other characters from all over fictiondom that will show up later.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009
Gender Bending? reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Gifts of Deviance reviews
My first fanfic reimagined so as to be less crappy. I've still included popculutre references but without outright use them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2008