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Joined 06-05-07, id: 1293667, Profile Updated: 06-01-08
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Maximum Ride, and Naruto.

Call me Bleached of you want.

AgE + 20 as of this August

StatuS + ...SinGle...

LoCaTIon + Malaysia

InTerESts + Bleach, NAruto, Pretty Face, Eyeshield 21 ( I don't understand how my friend says this one sux ), Fruits Basket, Ouran Host Club. Kyo Kara Maoh, Paradise Kiss, Pretty Face, Kekkaishi, Sennen No Yuki, D.Grayman, and many2 more.

PrEfEreNcES + I love reading Bleach the most, pairings of choice would have to be IchiRuki and IshiHime. I don't really go for Yaoi and Yuri stuff. Just...

Oh and recently, i have fallen completely in love with Kazu from Air Gear. My only qualms with the series is why Oh!Great is so insecure of his own work that he ends up putting fan service every two pages...just...esh...

I am more of a reader really... I do write stuff but mostly short stuff cause I have no real conviction when trying to write and finish writing long stuff. My longest work by far was only 10 chapters. 10 SHORT chapters. It's not here though... I posted that one up on another site.

English is clearly not my first language (note location) so be nice. I appreciate advice on my work and any grammar problems. Spelling too

Thanx...please enjoy my story/ies and leave a review!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for acting so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

=_= this is where i write stuff concerning my newest work =_=.

And They Ran From Him (1st June)

An attempt on Naruto. I sorta liked it but I'm biased. I'm the one who wrote the thing, Why shoudn't I be?

Anyway, the whole thing was actually supposed to be a oneshot. Guess it sorta had a mind of its own. Sure overpowered MY mind.

Caution: This was written. That's a caution all in itself.

Nevertheless, if you liked it, please leave a review! It'll make my day, week, month and the whole god damned year!

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Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Recognizing Genius by JUSTxAxFRIENDLYxPSYCHO reviews
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius."-Arthur Conan Doyle. A different origin and a different set of circumstances...could that make for a different Harry? Story-centric...no real pairings planned. [UNDER REWRITE: 6/14/14]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,096 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Marbles by kookyfaun3 reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tended to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, angst, timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,945 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Minato N.]
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction reviews
"If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse." Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces. Eventual J/S
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,347 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
Stars Which Want Us Not by burninganchors reviews
Sherlock has always been friends with John Watson, only once John was imaginary. Now he's not.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,310 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Listening By Ear by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cultural Exchange or How to Invade Another Nation by Kryptaria reviews
When John is invited to a Fourth of July barbecue with some of his American friends from Camp Dwyer, now stationed at the US Embassy in London, it's only natural for him to invite his partner. By the time he realizes the potential for disaster, it's already too late.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit of Everything by KCS reviews
My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Missed calls and surprising returns by Elfprinzess reviews
Lestrade and the other policemen/women didn't believe Sherlock had a friend. Too bad he actually has a boyfriend. NOT cannon, John already knew Sherlock before leaving to fight in Afghanistan. Slash; Sherlock/John. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Rush of Blood To My Head and Heart by The Circus reviews
He's a man trapped in a broken box. He wants to leave. A bullet may have stripped him of his dexterity but never his strength. Or how John Watson learnt to fight a different war.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Beneath the Logic by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
A reformed Dudley has been searching for his cousin for years without success, so he carries on, does his job and finds he's not the only non-magical human who knows about the magical world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dudley D., John W.
Anthony by truemizzie reviews
John's son broke all of Sherlock's rules, and when they met, Sherlock changed from the borderline sociopath most people thought he was to something that John had trouble describing... Godfather!Sherlock. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There Will Be Time by AkitaFallow reviews
There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Simple Pleasures by IronicNarwhal reviews
Doctor John H. Watson on happiness, simplicity, and Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Down to a T by elixette reviews
Fill for the prompt: "You know something has gone horribly wrong in your life when you recognize brain and bone scans of your best friend on sight."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
PostSeries. When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 6,570 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Fifteen Minutes of Reality by rukiahana reviews
They have had enough doses of fame: screaming fans, thousand of adoring fansites, paparazzis, the limited privacy. But what they need now is reality. Even if it lasts for only 15 minutes. IchiRuki AU Chapter 15 updated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,023 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 3,757 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 460 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 582 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 363 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 451 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
A New Unreality by Tacky76 reviews
Set 6 years after Ichigo first became a Shinigami, 4 years after the Arrancar wars and a lot has changed. No set pairings yet, character deaths and nasty surprises. Mainly set in Soul Society
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ichigo K.
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Dislocation's Game by Howl reviews
Snape knows Harry Potter's eyes. He knows how they've changed and how come they have. Yet Snape can't escape the memory of the young Harry who he met over old Chinese food, stolen bandages, and a dislocated shoulder. Wait and Hope for the world's end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 584 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Hero of Hogwarts by mosylu reviews
It's tough playing second fiddle to your best friends. Ron tries not to let it bother him, but some days . . . One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Ron W. - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
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And They Ran From Him reviews
And they ran from him...and he smiled at their retreating backs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dilemma of Kurosaki Karin reviews
Lunch at 11th Division brings unexpected problems. No pairings. One shot drabble. Read and review.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Karin K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Can I See You? reviews
Max, can I see you?" asked Iggy. I thought he was joking but he looked dead serious. OOOOooookkkkAAAAYyyyyy... READ and REVEIW! oNe shoT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Rainiest Week reviews
The long awaited day has finally arrived...and it's raining. Excellent. Companion piece to 'The Rainiest Day'
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Kage reviews
The Special Human World Task Force, a team of humans with special souls. Established by themselves without any regard what so ever towards Soul Society! Follow the squad as they fight the war with Aizen. Crappy summary....blegh. Read and REview!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Rainiest Day reviews
It's the rainiest day in the rainiest week of the rainiest month of the year...and Ichigo and Rukia have a special plan... IchiXRuki... My first fic! Be nice
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete