Poll: In my story, Soul of the Seal, who would you like to see paired with Naruto? Only top three voted girls will be CONSIDERED. Harem is unlikely. Choices hint at direction of story down the line. NO PROMISES. Poll is for story development. Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Kim Possible, and Naruto.
In the vast electro-waves of cyberspace, there is a place... A place of righteousness and ridiculousness... A place of horror and happy ever afters. A place where time is subjective and space is relative. In this place, where all of reality ceases to exist unless perceived by a single mind, you can find all possible lives determined by whim, and all randomness of nature turned to absolute law. Dare you enter this place of infinite singularity? The place of chaotic uniformity? Do you dare to enter...
The Fictionalized Zone
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Ok, sorry about that. Couldn't resist.
Ah, Fanfiction.com. The place for all creativity. We are the imagineers. The builders of worlds. We are the ones who decide who's who and what's what. It's a lot of fun isn't it? We are the hobbyists, the free-timers, the casual writers. The ones who look to add a bit of interest into the spare minutes of our day. For whatever reason we choose, we acknowledge our obsession. We are plagued. We suffer from eternal restlessness. Our brains are assaulted by every sensory input we can handle. We are forever teased, tantalized, and tortured, day in and day out, every second of every waking moment by those two terrible, tiny words.
Some people say that 'why?' is the ultimate question. You know what I say to that? 'What if' it's not? Yep, that's how it works.
I've got stories on the roll, I'm past the 'noob' status, so here's some of my stats.
Name: Well, that's what usernames are for, aren't they?
Age: To old to know, to young to care, and exactly right to enjoy what free time I can manage to write this imaginative whatnot.
Appearance: With my size and looks, most people would be glad I'm nice, and if we met in a dark ally, I'd offer you a flashlight.
Job: Hey, when all of life is a chore, does it really matter to you what I do on top of it?
Hobbies: The same as everyone else - the things that I enjoy doing.
Favorite Anime/Cartoons: (In no particular order): Naruto, DBZ, DBGT, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Big-O, Teen Titans, Justice Leauge/Unlimited, Kim Possible, Totally Spies, Megas XLR, TMNT (the new series), Gargoyles, Batman/Beyond, Ghost in the Shell, Inuyasha, Samurai Jack, X-Men (90's and Evalution), GI-Joe, Transformers (original), Thundercats (old and new), Pokemon (yes, I admit it), Yu-Gi-Oh/GX (though on the decline of late), He-Man (the most recent), Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece (wish I had the time to see more of it), Escaflowne (the short-lived series).
Favorite Movies: To numerous to mention, but a lot of Pixar and Dreamworks movies fall into this catagory. Also a fan of some older 80's and 90's animated movies.
Favorite Videogames: ???
Well... That was informative wasn't it?
OK, since a profile is normally supposed to include opinions, I will now share my individual views on some characteristics of Fanfiction.net. I'm not forcing these on anyone, everyone can think what they want, I'm just saying what's me, ok?
MY OPINION ON...
Realists - Honestly, I don't know how these people can even bring themselves to write for this site. These are the people who write their stories, then compare what they write... to real life! How wacky is that!? These are the people who say, 'I didn't mention any cool sounds for my character's laser, because in real life, lasers don't make sounds.' Isn't that sad? They say, 'Monsoons don't strike that kind of terrain, because it requires certain conditions and blah blah blah!' I believe these kind of people are in need of lessons to explain the concept of fan fiction. As in not real. If you want to write something, just write it. It's not always necessary to explain everything you do, or don't, put into your stuff.
Cannon Fanatics - Again, another group that I'm confused that can ever manage to get out even half-decent writing for this site. These are the people, when writing for whatever source they like, (as an example I'll use Naruto,) they're constantly paralleling everything they do to the original magna or anime. They're the people who say, 'That character can't have that weapon because in the original manga, it was retrieved by such & such ten years before.' Or they say, 'That character can't know that because they're not that smart in the original manga and had no time or opportunity to learn because they were busy doing this, that, or the other.' They seem to forget that this is fan fiction. Of course people write things differently than the original source. If we wrote everything according to the original source, we wouldn't be fan writers, we'd be the paid official writers. And we wouldn't be writing fan fiction, would we? We need to exercise the quality of 'what if' (see above) in our imagination.
Clichés - Some call them cliché, I say it's just another word for 'classic'. Some people accuse others of writing stories whose idea or concept has already been done before, as unimaginative. People are always saying, 'Do something new for a change!' Well, I see clichés, not as brutally overdone ideas that need to be stopped, but rather, as an idea that is so good that it's still in use. I see them as a safe way for new writers to get started, using an established concept to work on until they find their own style and preferences. And even if the same conceptual idea is used as a base over and over, each person does it just a teensy bit differently. The wording, or the attitude, or the sequence of events. This is especially true for character pairings. Sure, some are used more than others, but everyone has their own reason, and each time, the way of bringing those characters together will be different. Clichés really aren't so bad, once you stop and think about it.
Flame Reviewers - If I'm wrong, I'm sorry and I'll change this later. From what I know, flames are people who review a story they hate, and say bad things for no other reason than to be mean about it. I think, if you don't like a story, why bother wasting time to say you don't like it? Just stop reading that story, and go look for one you do like. Seems pretty simple to me.
Yaoi - Don't like it, don't write it, don't read it. That's for me anyway. If you like it, enjoy yourself.
Yuri - Don't typically write it, will occasionally read it, but it has to be done tastefully. There aren't many out there that I've found so far that are to my liking.
Well, I think that covers the basic of the basics. As I think of other things, I'll add them to 'the list'.
NARUTO STORY IDEAS
These are just some random story ideas that I've been gathering, but most likely won't be able to get around to them myself for a long time. I'm placing them here for anyone to use. I don't know if others have done these ideas before, but there are hundreds of thousands of stories out there. If someone takes one of these ideas to write, I would appreciate it if you PM me to let me know. I would like to see how you write them. So here they are:
Naruto finds a genie. Enough said.
A Naruto goes back in time fic. Except he misses, and his mind gets stuck in a genin Jiraiya's body, with Jiraiya's mind stuck in himself like Kyuubi's used to be. Naruto has to decide whether to pretend to be the pervert, or help Jiraiya have a more distinguished carear. And the young mind of Jiraiya has to try not to go crazy as Naruto messes with his life.
Naruto and Hinata are married. But what happens when women around the village start giving birth to 'whisker faced' babies? Is Naruto fooling around? Or is Hinata keeping a secret from her husband?
Naruto is a courageous and confident guy when out in the public eye. But the nightmares that dominate his sleep are a terrible personal secret. A secret that an overly concerned Tsunade is determined to confront, and heal... No matter how involved she has to become with Naruto in the process, even if she has to enter his dreams to do it.
A Naruto goes back in time fic. To try to help the village, and repay Tsunade's kindness, Naruto goes back in time twice to save the lives of Dan and Nowaki. But when he returns to the present, Tsunade's life is better, but his life has become worse. Will he endure the new cruelty upon him, or undo what he has changed?
Hinata experiments with genjutsu, and creates a jutsu to release her inhibitions so she will have the confidence to approach Naruto. But over time, the 'other' Hinata decides she is more worthy of living in the body, and wants Naruto all to herself. Which side of Hinata's heart will win, and will Naruto even realize what is happening?
A stranger appears in the village. He has somehow collected all of Tsunade's remaining debts, and demands she pay them all off at once. Tsunade is in a legal pinch, and accidentally agrees to a trade of property of equivalent value... except that the 'property' is Naruto! Tsunade has accidentally sold Naruto into slavery! And why was the stranger so eager to trick her? Note: One requirement, the stranger can not be of the akatskui.
A possible funny fic. What if, during the chunin exams, Naruto had agreed to remain as a girl while Jiraiya trained him/her?
Naruto seems to have a habit of saving princesses on missions in one way or another. What if one of those princesses decides that only Naruto is worthy enough to be her husband, and so she puts political pressure on Konoha to try to force the Hokage into handing Naruto over in an arranged marriage. Will someone step in to try to stop it? Will Naruto refuse, even on penalty of being stripped of his ninja status?
When Naruto returns from his two year training journey, Hinata thought she would be the only one interested in having him. She never expected Ayame Ichiraku to snatch him up the moment he walked into the ramen shop!
Naruto has never really understood girls. It doesn't help any that the chakra of the stupid kyuubi makes him go into heat twice a year! Two questions. How much does it affect him? And how much does it affect the females around him, depending on their already existing opinions of him?
What if Teuchi and Ayame Ichiraku were actually ninja spies from another village?
What if Kurenai was an Uchiha? Even by distant, un-active blood (As in, she does not have the sharingan)? Hey, those red eyes sure seem to be something unique.
While exploring some strange ancient ruins, Sakura is exposed to unknown energy. Later, she starts changing into a cat-girl!
Rock Lee introduces his cousins. Quik Lee, Holm Lee, and Actu Lee. Each is the opposite of what their name implies.
While out in the forest, Naruto encounters a lone demon cat-girl (not the Nibi) trying to escape from hostile ninja. Naruto protects her and takes her in. While Naruto is trying to figure out where she came from, and how to get her back, the girl starts quickly falling for him. She becomes violently jealous against any girl that comes near him, making it difficult for Naruto to get her back to her own home.
A kyuubi hating Konoha ninja attacks Naruto, and infects him with a genjutsu that forces him to tell the truth when asked a question. Although funny at first, it soon turns into torture as Naruto is faced with questions that tear apart his life, piece by piece.
A samurai that Naruto met during his two year training journy comes to Konoha, offering to take Naruto under his guidance. Things get complicated when it turns out that the fire damiyo has ordered Naruto be removed from Konoha to be drafted into the royal guard.
A funny fic. When Naruto helps save an out-of-the-way native village, the resident witchdoctor puts a spell on him as thanks. Whenever Naruto recites the special incantation, it makes any girl who hears it fall eternally in love with him. Of course, Naruto thinks it's just a joke till he speaks it in front of someone... then he's not laughing. Based off the funny 'My friend the witchdoctor' song.
What if the races were reversed? What if Konoha was a village of demons, with humans being the undesired species? Yet everything else was the same? (Names, clans, etc.)
Tenten finds a magical armlet that gets stuck on her arm and won't come off. She discovers it has the power to turn her into ten different mythological creatures, each corresponding to one of the ten elements. But the more she uses the armlet, the creature's willpower's start to take over, trying to force themselves into permanent existence at the cost of Tentens. She must decide to either keep using it, or attempt to be rid of it before the creatures make her go insane. (Ben-10 concept rip-off)
What if, instead of a demon fox, on that fateful night, it had been a mountain giant that had been sealed in Naruto? Of course this would cause diffrent manifestations of power when he finally taps into it... Like getting angry, becomeing nigh invulnerable, gaining infinite strength, and turning GREEN. (Naruto/Hulk concept)
There are plenty of stories that have Sasuke becoming Hokage, much to Naruto's disgust, but how would Naruto react if he found out that Sakura was going to be the next Hokage? How would Naruto react? How would Sakura react to finding out? Would she try to be a decent Hokage, or would she take advantage of the situation to try to fulfill her personal ambitions?
Here's a team arrangement I don't recall yet seeing. Right out of the academy, team 7, Naruto-Sakura-Hinata, with their jounin sensei being Shizune. The idea for the grouping, is a medic support squad. Sakura and Hinata as the medics, Naruto as the support. How would Shizune's calm and patient attitude shape the team, and how would Sakura and Hinata affect each other, especially in regards to Naruto? Without Sasuke around, will Sakura mellow out or get even more short tempered? Will her attitude against Naruto rub off on Hinata? Or will Hinata slowly be able to convince Sakura that Naruto is a better person than the pinky believes? What will Shizune do to curb the attitude of her team? Does she have a personal interest in Naruto? Will Naruto need a second sensei, one that's purely combat oriented, if Shizune can't teach him advanced medical jutsu? I think this story idea has real potential.
Naruto is always pulling pranks on others, but how about a story, or a collection of one-shots that are other people (the other main characters) pulling pranks on Naruto? It would be interesting to see what people like Neji or Lee would do to prank the orange prankster. But everyone should have a shot at him in turn as well, it's only fair...
As a complete shock to everyone, Tsunade orders, of all things, a brothal to be built in Konoha. What possible reason could she have for doing such a thing? And more importantly, who's going to run/work in it once it's completed?
In the anime filler, the star arc, with the meteorite. If anyone has seen that, and also seen the CG movie, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, why not take that movie premis and apply it to the Naruto world? The idea of a piece of an alien planet carrying the ghosts of that world and it's people crashing on earth, and those ghosts starting to emerge and possess people and animals, and the ghosts going on a rampage, even if it's unintentional.
In the land of Waves arc, Haku accidently kills Sasuke for real. Naruto kills Haku. Kakashi kills Zabuza and Gato. How will the team react to Sasuke's death, and what happens when they return the body to Konoha?
What if Tsunade was a bit more obsessed with her youth than she let on? What if she found a way to regain her youth, but of course, everyones favorite unpredictable ninja burst in on her at the exact wrong moment, and got affected as well? So a young Tsunade now has an infant Naruto to deal with. First question, do they retain their older memories after the transformation? If not, what happens when Tsunade believes that Naruto really is her child? Or not... Just run with it.
A Naruto-Ghost in the Shell (SAC) crossover. Naruto, Gaara and the other containers discovered imortality in the form of agelessness. Now the nine are their own ring of controlling bosses in the future japan, with their demonic powers making their positions of control un-challengable. But when a slight slip up reveals part of one of their operations to Section 9, the Major and the others will find out which is greater - Old world magic, or modern day technology.
There have been Naruto-Inuyasha crossovers, and Naruto-Excalibur crossovers, and even a Naruto-HeMan crossover or two. The idea of Naruto finding a powerful sword is common enough, but has anyone considered the Thundercats' Sword of Omens?
Kurenai, tired of Hinata dancing around her feelings for Naruto, gives the shy girl an ultimatum: "Hinata, if you don't ask Naruto to be your boyfriend, I'll ask him to be MINE!" Obviously, at first, the jonin is just trying to push them together, until her act becomes too convincing, even to herself.
Sakura and Hinata have a competition: Prove which of them is more obsessed about their man. (SasSaku/NaruHina)
The sealing fails, and the Kyuubi destroys nearly all of Konoha before vanishing into the mists of the unknown. Now, as being among the VERY FEW survivors, Kushina Uzumaki and her newborn baby Naruto must decide whether to stay and try to rebuild the village from scratch, or move on to find a new home.
An unknown disaster destroys all five great ninja villages, Naruto must track down the cause to bring justice upon the wrong-doers. (not very smart for an unknown power that took out all the ninja villages at the same time.) (One requirement, no akatskui. With everything wiped out already, they don't have much to do, do they?)
Anko gives Naruto a 'special' graduation party (at her appartment). What will she and Naruto do when she discovers she's pregnant? It certainly wasn't planned, but is it unwanted?
Ino's MOTHER mind-dives into Naruto's head, only to be (permantly) brainwashed/traumatised into loving him. (Ino's been done so many times, but why not her mother? It would make interesting reading to see Inoichi facing divorce over a lust-struck soon-to-be-former-wife.)
When Ayame is injured, an emergency chakra transfusion from Naruto heals her, only to discover afterward that she now has massive potential to be a kunoichi, but refuses to let anyone but Naruto train her.
As I think of more story ideas, I'll put them here.
HARRY POTTER STORY IDEAS (Comming Eventually)
(Yes, I've recently started readying a few HP stories, and I've already got a few ideas of my own. But they'll come later. MUCH later.)
And by the way.
General Disclaimer by MrDust
This notice is to apply to all my fanfics to avoid having to re-write it every time, and just so it doesn't mess up my nice neat typing formats of my fics.
Whatever fictional setting, be it book, cartoon, anime, videogame, etc., was originally thought up by their respective creators.
My fanfics that include the settings, characters, ideas, concepts and personalities from copyrighted material are written knowing that I don't have any claim to the copyrights, and are only selected out of appreciation of the quality of the original creator's imagination.
The fics are written for non-profit amusement of readers.
Although I will take ideas from sources, I don't take credit for their initial creation, and always endeavor to write my own stories with plots of my design, regardless of what ideas I might include within the story. I am a bit better at mix-matching sourced ideas than some, but if you see an idea that you know is from somewhere else, it is there with no intent of harm or plagiarism. It just means I really liked that idea for that story.
I do not steal other peoples stories or claim other people's works as mine, and I seriously hope that no-one will steal my fics and claim them as theirs, since I put so much effort into what I write to make it properly laid out.
Even if some of my stories may so very closely mimic other authors' stories, such occurrences are completely coincidental and accidental, as I have not read every one of the thousands and thousands of stories out there, and would have no idea what exists. It's just chance that different people have their own versions of similar ideas.
Thank you for your time.
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