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Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

God I'm a huge asshole for not updating these stories, love whoever faved my stories and other things.

I can't write smut and I want to but, hha there is no way I could that anymore.

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Konoha's School of The Arts by XxChemicalKatxX reviews
Sakura has finally got into the school of her dreams, but what happens when the Akatsuki, a group of very talented students set their sites on Sakura. Lets not forget her dark past, creepy teachers, haters, old friends, and a heavy set of stage fright. Sakura has got her work cut out for her. Rated T for Hidan :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Survivor's Guide to the Apocalypse by Faerlyte reviews
One falling chunk of space metal later and priorities everywhere had been reduced to simply surviving to see tomorrow, and hoarding the last of the toilet paper. Easier said than done in a bunker full of Akatsuki. With the resident Blue Fish and the filthy Leaf traitor, Itachi Uchiha, as Sakura's only allies, the future was looking rather grim. Hold onto your limes and Vitamin D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Enjoy the Silence by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
It hasn't been long since Shikamaru's battle with Hidan. Driven near insanity, and Jashin knows what possessed him, he brings Hidan back. But only his head. I don't think I will ever finish it because it sucks. Go read Anyone's Ghost instead. : P thanks for the love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Hidan
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
To Heal Your Scars by Starlit Insanity reviews
Sky Mortimer has felt alone her entire life and long ago lost hope of finding someone who could understand her. But when she's kidnapped by the Joker, she just may have found the type of person she'd given up on so many years before. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker
Gaming Girl by zerOtodona reviews
Trapped in a world where I could be god itself. How sweet is life? Rated M for later stuff. Just give it a read and please review. I'm sick of people who don't, jerk holes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,665 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Akatsuki
Excuse Me For My Randomness by imisscalvin reviews
WARNING; No plot whatsoever, random, weird dreams, commercials, RAINBOWS, people popping out of nowhere, crappy script form. You know, the usual. Review/Flame/definitely OOC. CH 26, a TWILIGHT PARODY that failed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,631 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2007 - G. Ichimaru, M. Hinamori
Middle School Weeks by CreCre reviews
Deidara has never under stood what has happened to him. Why him and Sasori are rarely talking. Why Hidan and Itachi bother him so much. Why he and Orochimaru aren't friends anymore. Please vote on the next move. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Drowning Pool by Kerayzie reviews
SEQUEL TO ARKHAM ANGEL.Jess finds the line between good and evil has been forever blurred.Caught between a clown and a Bat she will have to make a decision...a decision that will determine her life from now on.Will she be strong enough to decide whats BES
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,478 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Enjoy the silence by Sweet Executioner reviews
The Winter War is over. Ulquiorra is imprisoned as well as other arrancars. Can he remain the same or will he change and help Soul Society in the end? / UlquiorraxOC - DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,127 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Ulquiorra
Ever After by oni-hime-san reviews
Happily ever after's are usually found at the end of a fairytale and rarely at the heart.With lies,betrayal,and hatred,will Naruto and Sasuke ever be able to restore things to normal?With pastlives & abroken family.Will love win in the end or will it wilt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,560 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vengeful Love by Rei-chan689 reviews
Team Seven receives a new member and chaos ensues as she struggles against evil foes alongside her teammates. New bonds are made and then broken. Read to find out how Sasuke reaches the brink of insanity. And he thought Naruto was bad...SasOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Sasuke U.
Expect The Unexpected by BitterKiss reviews
Madara kidnaps Sakura just so he can lure the Nine-tailed fox, but what happens if something goes wrong? Read to find out. Madara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Morning Shock by Akuro13 reviews
Shikamaru wakes up to find Hidan…cleaning…and listening to Adam Lambert… M for Hidan's language, otherwise it would be...T? anyways it's ShikaHida, weird, I know but I say try it -slightOOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
A HidaShika Christmas by Gingersnap87 reviews
Shikamaru goes away to visit family for the holidays, leaving a disgruntled Jashinist to his own devices. Shika soon prefers Hidan's company to that of his friends and family, and Hidan learns how much the deer boy really means to him. Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Dognapping Kiba Oneshot by Kayenvy reviews
A Kiba oneshot. KibaXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
Overlooked Sasuke Oneshot by Kayenvy reviews
A sasuke oneshot. SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
La Amistad Dolorosa by ShadowBYeBYe reviews
It only takes one ounce of pain to create a fierce bond.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Duncan, Heather
Taking a Risk Neji Oneshot by Kayenvy reviews
Oneshot for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Neji H. - Complete
Make our Future by CreCre reviews
Sasori and Deidara have their own children, quadruplets, but the Akatsuki have their own as well. They never realised the hardships of keeping them around. Humor/Family/Hurt/Drama. Please review?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Color Pink by caithzadz reviews
With a shaking hand, Sakura showed her the white stick. Nervously, Ino took the stick and stared open-mouthed at the little pink plus sign. When she looked up, Sakura's eyes were filled with tears. "I'm pregnant." SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Pregnancy Disaster: Akatsuki Style by animeFREAK1996 reviews
Oh, no! The only female Akatsuki member went and got herself laid! Now, it is up to Pain to find the culprit! Who will it be? Deidara? Hidan? Sasori? And just what about Tobi? The suspense begins as Pain plays detective to solve this 1st degree case!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Truth or Dare may get you killed by WatchingYou reviews
The Akatsuki are alone, bored out of their minds one day. So Tobi brings up the idea of playing a game and things just get worse from there...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara's Secret by Loveless1995 reviews
Itachi finds Deidara doing something that he would never have imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Addicted to the Way you Look at Me by The Silver Fox Inari reviews
Sex and cheesy love confession in Ichigo's room. Meh.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
They Poured Their Hearts Out Into These Desks by knowname reviews
AU/One Shot. Laying his head upon the desk, Kiba slowly traced his index finger along the engraved letters. “H.H. N.U. 4-EVER.” Closing his eyes and inhaling, he wonderded just how the hell he had gotten here today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Me, Love My Family by Aacura reviews
Itachi has come back to Konoha peacefully, reunited with family but under harsh reasons. The question is, will Konoha accept Itachi what happens to Kisame? ItaXKisa NaruXSasu KakaXOCTakarin Contains some yaoi you have been warned, so no flames! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,185 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
One Hundered And One Peices by Sayain Girl reviews
“Do you normally mess around with strange guys like that?” I demand, a sour look on my face. “Well, no,” he admits with a sheepish smile before grinning. “But I thought I’d try with you.”. Pairing: Mainly SasuNaru, hints of: NaruxOC & SasukexOC. Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
The Wizard and The Genius by MikariStar reviews
A luma short stories collection. LuccaxMagus, MagusxLucca, enjoy.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Eternal Purity by xxMissUnderstood reviews
Sorry. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,881 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hidan
Whites And Neons by NotReallyActive reviews
When brothers Ichigo and Shiro transfer to a new school called Seiritei, they have to learn to deal with fitting in with their classmates along with two problems named Grimmjow and Ulquiorra. GrimmxIchi. CURRENTLY EDITING!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
BioShock Explained from a Moron's Point of View by Atomic Cube reviews
My plane crashed... But I've found land. How very mysterious. Rapture... Wow, an underwater city so... OH EM GEE IS THAT A WHALE? I'll write more if people like it.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Fridge Notes by luckystars135 reviews
...Please refrain from posting your notes on the fridge. I can hardly see the handle anymore." Lover's spats, pet names, annoyed arrancar, and a large dosage of insanity. Slight OOC-ness, I guess. Rated for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Nnoitra G., T. Harribel
We Could Be Heroes by PineappleGrenade reviews
Gotham, the city that never sleeps because it is afraid of nightmares. One man has taken it upon himself to protect Gotham from her nightmares, but he can't even save himself from his own; the nightmare that wears the face of a clown.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
laughter is the best medicine by poptart pill popper reviews
Wrigley is a 19 year old college drop out waiting for something to happen in life. kidnapped by Gotham's most notorious criminal and sought after by the cities billionaire, you could say some things are starting to happen love triangle JokerxOC BrucexOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker
A Deadly Obsession by fuckmyass reviews
Abigael Winters is a bored teenage girl who just wants some excitement in her life. Her prayers are answered when she meets her idol, the Joker. But will she be in too deep when she realized that maybe this was the wrong kind of high she was looking for?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Joker
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kauzchen reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
S E V E N Y E A R S by Sapphire X Dreams reviews
AU Interactive Story. You've been enrolled at Shinobi Academy! Go through the ups and downs of school with the Naruto characters. Choose your roommates, choose your journey, choose your crush. DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by XxYo-YoxX reviews
The Chairman would never let a seventeen year old girl into the army, right? She would never be in the Delta Squad, right? She would never start to have a crush on one of them....right? Wrong -ON MAJOR HOLD-
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - D. Baird
Holding on Emptiness by Aerlys reviews
The Joker breaks out of Arkham and knows exactly how to make anarchy take over Gotham. All he has to do is lead the Dark Knight in a trip into the darkest places of the soul and let fate take the most hopeful man into the abyss. Set just after TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Acracktsuki by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Konan, Sasori
Arkham Angel by Kerayzie reviews
Jess starts treating the Joker.New to Arkham she soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way possible.In a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Because of Hormones by Pippin's Socks reviews
Finally after 100 years Hitsugaya's nonexistant hormones kick in, to bad it's the middle of a war and he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. God help us all "HitsuKarin" Just for fun. COMPLETED!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,059 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
I don't love you by Twisted Badger reviews
I hated him. I loved him. I loved f***** him. I hated being with him. I hated f**** him. I loved being with him. I don't really get it either. Grimm/Ichi, Oneshot, AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by atenademon00 reviews
After a hard mission, Naruto returns early to Konoha on Christmas Eve with the thought of surprising his girlfriend,Sakura.But something unexpected happens and he discovers the most sorrowful event of his life:Sakura cheating on him. What will he do now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas, Gears Style! by Great Thumbs of Wisdom reviews
A fawesome version of the old classic, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas,' now in Gears style! Published at 2:10 AM Christmas morning, 2008. Happy holidays people, and remember: you can't stop the Cole-Train!
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Toys That Bleed by perpetualsuicide reviews
PeinHidan. Of masters, intercourse, memories of blood, and utter humiliation. YAOI. PWP. M for mature themes. I don't own the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
The Scarf She Wore by karkashan reviews
In which Ichigo's a professional golfer, Tousen is his mentor, Halibel's an up and coming model, and Barragan is a senile fruit vendor. AU in the most definite sense of the word. Ichigo x Halibel IchiHali
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - T. Harribel, Ichigo K. - Complete
akatsuki high school by MarionetteLuver reviews
yea. sasori deidara hidan, highschool SasoriXOC DeidaraXOC HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Why? by SuChAbAKa reviews
Why do you stare, Kurosaki' 'Why do you blush, Kurosaki' 'Why do you stutter, Kurosaki' 'Why do you lie, Kurosaki' So many questions, what will the answers lead to for our substitute shinigami? read to find out. M for a reason, kids.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
I Knew You by DiscoUnicorn reviews
Halibel and Ulquiorra. I love this pairing. ONE SHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - T. Harribel, Ulquiorra - Complete
Kara Giman Tame Ore no Shoushin by PullMeLikeI'mYourZiper reviews
My story behind episode 190 with what was really going on between Ichigo and Grimmjow. IchigoxGrimnjow - IchigoxOrihime implied
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bleachpreg by kellegirl reviews
The ultimate mpreg story. For misumisu. Aizen has the perfect plan to take over the Soul Society, get everyone pregnant and take control when they are in shock. mpreg, yuri, humor,OOC, silliness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Academy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
I'm in no normal high school.I'm unknowingly inlisted in the Academy a ninja school placed in the heart of rural Japan.How am I now going to handle friends,love,rival students,and try not getting killed in the prosses? First year is a fight to the death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,360 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
I Believe by DiscoUnicorn reviews
Ulquiorra and Halibel. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ulquiorra, T. Harribel - Complete
Gang Wars by EzzNzz reviews
She's a new student at Konoha High, notorious for its gang wars. Her cousin becomes one and she isn't far behind. What happens after a bullets fired? And someone is seeking revenge......GaaraxHinata rated T for language DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,664 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Conflicting Chaos by aFigureOfSpeech reviews
When Naruto manages to get Neji mad at him, Sakura helps Naruto, but in the process she hurts Neji's pride. Now he's out for revenge, but things don't always go as palnned, especially with Tsunade and Kiba in the mix. NejiSakuKiba ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Sakura H.
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Exposed! by Trumpet-Geek reviews
/GrimmIchi/ Ichigo thought he had his hands full dealing with Aizen, what is he going to do when Tatsuki, Keigo and Mizuiro are thrown into the chaos? You can find the original smutty version on my writing tumblr.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,463 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
High School Life!: Year 1 by bell.esque reviews
[AU][OOC] Haruno Sakura just started her first year at Konoha High, and is tossed into a realm of unexpected craziness. A place where the teachers are into ninjas, and the students are rabid fangirls out to get her. SasuSaku,NaruHina,ShikaIno,NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,337 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Surprise! by Gabby0214 reviews
Ichigo’s 20th Surprise Birthday Party. Ichigo and the others are in store for more than just a birthday, SURPRISE! Shocking revelations about themselves are revealed, as the group reacquaint after a two year separation.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,225 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Walk Like a Man by PurpleHaze09 reviews
Nami wants nothing more than to become strong and fulfill her dreams, but when she accidentally falls in love with an unlikely person and her bloody past catches up with her, revealing some awful secrets, will she lose her life or love? KankurouOCKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
No Dildo Required by Maelza reviews
Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Konoha High: The Homecoming by winxgirl21 reviews
The gang from Konoha High is back, and guess what? Homecoming is fast approaching! Join the Naruto characters as they struggle yet again with classes, grades, friends, enemies, and romance. Note: This is the sequel to Konoha High. I suggest reading that b
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,089 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Of Ice and Lust by Lychenne Laki reviews
An adventure of my own character and the akatsuki. Im gonna put some yaoi in right now because its great. I almost cried when writing this there is a definite threesome later, adult themes, some masochism. Yeah its just great really. I accept requests too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Saviour by Alphawolf69 reviews
Bioshock. What must the last sane human in Rapture be thinking? A series of audio diaries recorded by Dr. Tenenbaum, following the game's storyline. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE GAME! THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS!
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Highschool Chaos by Silverkitteh2 reviews
Sakura after barely escaping her last school of hell tries to make a fresh start at her new school, but Kohoha High is no walk in the park what with five the most desirable and cruelest men and they've got their eye on the new girl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Is It Love Or Hate? by Rokugatsu-Nin reviews
They're lovers at home but at school things are different. Itachi hates him but sasuke doesn't understand why. The past is haunting and even if Itachi decides to love him Sasuke is going to find out why his brother is acting strange. Yaoi Warning ItaXSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prison Camp by MusicNinja reviews
Shikamaru, Ino and Choji have been captured and placed in a prison camp by Orochimaru. THERE IS SEX, RAPE, ABUSE AND OTHER BAD THIINGS! Do not read unless fully prepared to be grossed out andor horrified. ShikaInofic. No Promises to pll lookin' for horror
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Who knew? by Icha Icha RAMEN reviews
Sakura attends Konoha high where she deals with a loud mouth hyper Uzumaki, arrogant and seemingly cold hearted Uchiha, and the all feared Akatsuki gang! What Sasuke? I'm actually a NINJA? SASUXSAKU DeiXSaku ItaXSaku, SasoXSaku, one sided LeeXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,792 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Only One by Rokugatsu-Nin reviews
Highschool,gaanej Gaara lives with his brother & sister because his father. Now they all fear that he will come for them. Gaara is trying to move on in his life & forget. Can he forget and move on to a happier life or will his past show up? yaoi & fightin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Boarding school drama by Ranfan reviews
What kind of trouble will Naruto find himself in? What's with the wacky drama teacher? Where does Naruto hide all that ramen? Slight SasuNaru to start then complete SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 2 by Orohime reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are fighting...again. Shika's other lover is occupied. The Shadownin finds solace in an unexpected pair of arms, and finds an interesting new way to use his favorite jutsu. Sequel. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Check him out by cutiechibi reviews
Ino and Sakura eating lunch together talking about a handful of the guys and some of the girls in their school—the different characters of Naruto. AU, mentions of shonen ai, het, and shoji ai but the fic revolves around Ino and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Long Gone by mushroom1302 reviews
Grandia 2 Millenia feels that part of her is missing, and it's not just because Ryudo didn't choose her. She soon realises that it's more than it seems, but what can someone do when they discover they're slipping into nothingness?Fin
Grandia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
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Rebellious at Heart reviews
The story of a teenage girl trying to keep sane within the walls of her Academy; quietly rebellious, a dislike for the Uchiha name and being snarky is one way to be the number one disliked student in this high school- Until she happens to catch the eyes of the student council, to which changes her life around for what she thinks is for the worse, while others' think otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC
4 Years reviews
High School/College AU: Deidara doesn't like kids and especially dislikes his friend's brother, Sasuke, seeing he can be incredibly annoying... Years later, Sasori, Itachi and the rest of his friends all go home to help root for both, Sasuke and his friend, Kaara at their school's sport festival. Boy, will they all be surprised. (Suck as summaries, title subjected to change.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Deidara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
Superior reviews
She's young and useless, there isn't much to say about her though she does hold the Uchiha's gaze longer than any other; But now, years later she's become a useful part of an organization, that indirectly made her life hell when she was younger. Mainly HidanXOC, may change in later chapters. TW: Rape, bullying and abuse, physical and sexual.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U., Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
First Year reviews
Quiet girl, Kaara stumbles in a new high school that she always long to go to since she was young; now has a chance as she scores a scholarship for a year. Little does the students of this particular academy know this is one year they won't forget
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sasuke U., OC, Ichigo K.
Not Another Fairytale reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, an average teenager in his small town high school, everything changes when he first catches a glimpse of the new kid, Kein Ichinaga. Yaoi, IchixOCxGrimm ..Edited..
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Memories
Sequel to Somewhere Only We Know. Would give a summary but I pretty much made it clear that I don't like doing summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,844 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Just Once
Shikamaru was on a lone mission that didn't require too much work, but while going back home, he decides to stay at an inn before going back. He wasn't expecting to be roomed with an Akatsuki kuniochi... ShikaxOC Kairai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Shikamaru N.
The Phoenix and The Hawk
This is the sequel to 'Sasori's Puppet'. Though it's not about Sasori, more about Sasuke and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC
Right Here Waiting reviews
She was abandoned near the village of Konoha, with no where to turn to the Hokage provides her with a home. This is just a story of her adventures with the rookies of Konoha. ShikamaruxOCxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U.
Sasori's Puppet reviews
MY 1st ONESHOT. After A Mission, Sasori And Deidara Come Across A Young Child. I'm Terrible With Summaries.. SasoxOCxSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sasori, Sasuke U. - Complete