Author has written 6 stories for Gorillaz, One Piece, Calvin & Hobbes, Cartoon X-overs, and Poker Night at the Inventory.
OK, where to start...? OH! Got it!
Name: Martin Dalsted
Favorite Bands: Gorillaz (What can I say? I'm a sucker for animation!), System of a Down, Skillet
Favorite Manga and Anime: One Piece
Favorite American Cartoon: The Ren and Stimpy Show (NOT Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon! Those are disgusting.)
Favorite Websites: Homestar Runner, Youtube, Fanfiction.net, Smash Bros. Dojo, Wikipedia, HR Wiki
Favorite Comic: Garfield
Second Favorite Comic: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (I only like it because of the character)
I also like characters who break the mold, like Johnny C, Monkey D. Luffy, Jack Skellington, and Ren and Stimpy!
Are you having a complicated life? Are your parents mad at you for reasons you can't put your finger on? I know the answer. We are all pulled between pride and obediance. Many of us are afraid of getting laughed at, taunted, or teased. That's pride. However, we don't want to be yelled at, scolded, etc., either. In fact, to avoid that, we try to make peoples' days, mainly our parents'... That's obediance. We gotta choose one side and stick with it to make our lives easier. I say obediance. What about you? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, and Sweet and sour sauce:3, ArtemisFowlTheThird, Sasha Marie, AMX, Mugiwara Gorillaz
If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Sasha Marie, AMX, MugiwaraGorillaz
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, AMX, Mugiwara Gorillaz
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
It's too horrible.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love
I don't mind gay, lesbian, or bi people, but I disagree with the beliefs. However, that is no excuse for their families to throw them out, nor is it an excuse for bosses to deny them a job, or for friends to make fun of them for it. That is all.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Wanna see something cool?
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
There are a couple authors I know personally, and one of them is Grimlock, the King of Stories. Check out his fics; I think you'll like 'em. I know I do!
Alright, I have several Original Characters, find some of them in the intro of my fanfiction, "Mugiwara Gorillaz': New Members".
I have several others. MANY others!
Here are some of them:
Zachary Afanasy -- My BLEACH OC, created for Grimlock the King of Stories' Bleach fanfic, Bleach: When Reality Ends (sadly, this fic has long since been deleted). A kid with good morals, but strong emotion (this is both a strength and a weakness), he is notable for his messy black hair and unusually thin frame. Kids in school would often make fun of him for this, sometimes accusing him of using drugs. As bad as that is, though, Zach has had a much worse childhood, having been abused by his father at a young age, until his mother finally plucked up the courage to call the police, who arrested him for child abuse AND use of illegal substances. Normally, this would drive someone insane, but Zach's faith in God is strong, and besides, he did find some friends, the first one being Orihime Inoue.
Later, he stumbled upon a strange crown that--get this--asked him to put him on. He did, because he had the unusual ability to see Hollows, and he could now see one attacking Orihime! Having learned to value his friends from watching One Piece, he donned the crown and gained unbelievably superhuman strength (especially unbelievable considering his aforementioned build), as well as a sword, both for his spirit. He soundly defeated the Hollow and saved his friend.
It turned out that the crown was a copy of the one that the Espada named Baraggan Louisenbairn once wore. That explained the superhuman strength, at least (well, that explained it to Ichigo and some of the other members of Soul Society; Zach had never met the Espada before in his life). The crown also granted him a Zanpakuto, with a Shikai and a Bankai. Grimlock King of Stories knows more about Zach, I think. If you'd like to know more, PM him.
Nogoroki Mugen -- "Mugen" for short, pronounced "MOO-ghen" (not "MOO-jen"). He is a Toon in an alternate version of Earth that contains several species/"races" other than humans. Toons, in this world, are man-made creatures that can bend the rules of reality (to a limited degree) in order to entertain others, though they can use these powers practically, as well. Mugen is based on another race of creatures called the Anansi (named after a spider trickster character from African folk tales). Anansi look very much like people, but with small slits for nostrils (as opposed to actual noses) and very thin frames. Mugen is different from them not only for his cartoonish-looking face, but also because his fingers and toes are square. On a different note, he has tangled, blonde hair.
His creator was a bit neurotic, and as a result, so is he. Still, he doesn't like hurting people unless they had it coming (and he knows when they have it coming) and he values his friends, including potential ones, above much else.
Recently, he ran into a girl without a name, whom he decided to name "Kunoichi". She turned out to have been part of a top-secret government project, titled Peacekeeper, which was discontinued by a man named Gilbert Rennels. He was a sadistic man, not much different from the Nazis, and he blew up everything and everyone in the base, except for Kunoichi and the Super Soldiers, who escaped (without their creators and mentors, much to their shame). Now Mugen and this girl are searching for the 15 former soldiers, who have assumed human forms and are scattered around the world, to find one remaining crime leader and take him down.
I'm still writing stuff for this character. The above information is not final.
Mark Zonith -- A character I made for a school assignment, at the time simply called either "Mark" or "Stringbean".
Here is his profile from the fanfiction forum, The Interference: Legends:
"Name: Mark Zonith"
"Abilities: None at first, though he turns out to be an excellent brawler, despite his gaunt appearance. He later learns to use Magics, then learns how to use a halberd (which he bought from Radiant Garden)."
"Personality: A sensitive young man, though perhaps a bit neurotic. He values his friends, however, and would do anythingto make sure they're harmed as little as possible, emotionally or physically, even if it means he must himself die.
"He's rather animated, being inspired by many of the cartoons he watched, especially One Piece. He hates heated arguments among friends with a passion, and does what he can to stop the dispute.
"He's an insectophobe, meaning he's afraid of bugs, and is also cautious around dogs. In spite of these fears, he likes animals, especially reptiles.
"He likes children, though he's a bit iffy around most of the things children like, especially most children's songs. He also can't seem to wrap his mind around the thought of having a family and/or raising children; he admits he isn't patient enough, and he's disgusted at the process of how children are generally created...
"He's also a bit mentally unbalanced, and thus may sometimes act contradictory to his usual behavior. For example, he may try to pull a fast one on a friend."
"Appearance: Brown eyes; messy dark-brown hair; while at first he wears a simple navy-blue long-sleeve shirt, a pair of red jeans, and a pair of black-and-white-striped sneakers, his attire becomes more complex, as is fitting in Kingdom Hearts, consisting of a red t-shirt over a yellow long-sleeve shirt, a navy-blue vest, a pair of red slacks with yellow straps and deep, yellow pockets, and red boots with blue cuffs; last, but certainly not least, is his unnatural spidery physique, similar to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (who belongs to Jhonen Vasquez)."
"Weapons: At first, only his fists, feet, and head. Soon, however, and as already stated, he learns to use Magics and then wield a halberd."
"Hobbies: Exploring different worlds, helping folks out (if he can), reading the One Piece manga, watching the One Piece anime, singing"
"History: For many years, ever since gradeschool, poor Mark had always been picked on for his thin physique. He became afraid to talk to other people, except for the staff of the schools he attended, who seemed to be the only ones to treat him like a person and not a freak. Even his own father and brothers looked down on him! Still, he managed to keep a somewhatoptimistic view on life.
"One day, his confidence and optimism rose greatly when Ling, the kind, popular girl at his High School, revealed to him that she was glad he met him, even giving him a sweet lil' kiss on the cheek! Also, he smiled genuinely for the first time in years; he hadn't smiled since his mother died. Still, many looked down on him, but he didn't mind.
"Soon, he got blown away by something he found on the internet: the possibility to go into your favorite game(s)! Mark had his doubts, of course -- the whole thing did seem farfetched -- but he decided that it wouldn't hurt to try. So he did, and sure enough, he found himself in Kingdom Hearts!
"Little did he know, however, that he had just sent himself flying into something bigger than the games had predicted. Something that he could never have imagined."
Not mentioned here is that Mark also came across a Devil Fruit (from One Piece) called the Scan-Scan Fruit. This allows him to find out about a person's history, abilities, strengths, weaknesses, etc. However, the more vital the information is, the more energy it takes out of him.
If you want an explanation for Zach and Mark's shared physique, it's a physical condition called Anansism, after the creatures who are always so thin.
Professor FA-Ronic Kaiju -- One of several genetically-engineered Super Soldiers for a top-secret government program, codenamed "Project: Peacekeeper", to help fight the Iraqi terrorists. He, along with his brother T-Ronic, were created by a Professor Ronic (yes, he named his creations after himself). One of the other scientists, Dr. Gilbert Rennels mysteriously turned on the others, including his own creations, Einon and Centos, and blew up the labs and the other scientists. The (now former) soldiers recuperated in the nearest hospital, and then, assuming human forms, parted ways to try to live in society, each one quietly hoping to avenge their creators (except for Einon and Centos, who went to hunt him down).
FA-Ronic took up Christianity, thanking God for creating his creator, his father. Early on in his newfound civilian life, he met a girl named Lucy, whom he fell in love with. Now something had happened that forced her to stay in a New Mexican hospital, so FA-Ronic visited her every day. The two loved each other in a beautiful way. Even when FA-Ronic's true form was revealed, she didn't react with horror or disgust; she was instead amazed. FA-Ronic still preferred spending time with her in his human form, but from then on, he decided to entertain her at times with the things he could control: electricity in one form, fire in another, water and ice in a third form, and plants in a fourth one. (There were two other things that he could control but didn't use around her: poison and bugs.) T-Ronic had signed up to keep an eye on the hospital's cameras and turned the camera away when his brother used one of his other forms, later replacing that footage with already-recorded footage of FA-Ronic and Lucy talking.
One day, however, things took a turn for the worst when two armed men entered the building and ended up shooting Lucy. This made FA-Ronic unbelievably angry. So angry, in fact, that a new form was introduced to everyone including himself: a raptor-like Dark Form. This form dragged the frightened murderers out of the hospital and slammed them against the door to the jailhouse. At that point, FA-Ronic started gaining control of himself and ran into a nearby alley. Nobody found him; he had escaped and changed into his human form. As he did so, he sat on the roof of the building he was on and cried for his lost love.
Now he visits Lucy's grave daily (again in New Mexico) and has gained status as a professor in animal biology. Nobody knows that he has more forms than just his human form. He's content with that; he doesn't want to fight anyone if he doesn't have to.
Soon, however, he's gonna meet some people who, by necessity, will bring him back to the battlefield...
I shall discuss his abilities and appearance in detail later.
Now, here's what I look for in a fanfiction:
1. A Good Storyline
3. Cross-Over(s) (optional)
New Members -- Meet Gence "the Gorilla" and Rick Nakye, the newest members of Gorillaz. Gence is the second back-up singer and Rick is the roadie. This story is about their lives, including what happened when they joined the band. But when those two join, things are never the same...
Neo Treasure Island (inspired by Treasure Planet) -- With his original family out of the picture and his foster family suffering with him, Hogarth Hughes is a rebellious child seen by the world as a slacker with no future. Even Hogarth fails to see what good would come out of his life until one fateful night a dying man gives him the map to all of his dreams -- the legendary loot of Captain Gold Roger, the Loot of a Thousand Lands! As his journey out to sea aboard a ship of unruly characters begins, Hogarth finds a mentor in the crew's doctor and scientist, an alien named Jumba Jukiba. However, his trust in his friend will soon be tested with every mile they grow closer to Treasure Island. (ChopperXMidna friendship blooms, nothing more)
Jim -- Hogarth Hughes (The Iron Giant)
Captain Flint -- Gold Roger (One Piece)
Sarah (Jim's mom) -- Satsuki, Mei, Tatsuo, and Yasuko Kusakabe (My Neighbor Totoro)
Dr. Delbert Doppler -- Tony Tony Chopper (One Piece)
Billy Bones -- George Liquor (The Ren and Stimpy Show)
Mr. Arrow -- Mud, the (former) Warrior's Guide Doorman (Runescape)
Captain Amelia -- Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
John Silver -- Jumba Jukiba (Lilo and Stitch)
Morph -- Gir (Invader Zim)
Mr. Onis (the Lookout) -- Hammer Bro (Mario games)
Mr. Zoff (the "flatula" thing) -- Zoffski (Original Character) (speaks Russian)
Mr. Turnbuckle, the man at the helm, is now human.
Hands (the big, 4-armed thing that called Jim a twerp) -- El Gigante (Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles)
Mr. Scroop -- Randall Boggs (Monsters, Inc.)
B.E.N. -- Ren Hoek and Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat (The Ren and Stimpy Show)
Miscellaneous Characters (in order of appearance) -- Madame Foster (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends), Yoshi group (Mario games), Chief Wiggum (The Simpsons), URL (Futurama), Ickus and Crumb (Aah! Real Monsters!), Wapol (One Piece), Bowser and Koopa Kid (Mario games), Salacious B. Crumb (Star Wars)
Ask the Straw Hat Pirates -- My own "Ask One Piece" column! Leave some good questions or fun(ny) comments, and the Straw Hat Pirates will answer. Heck, you'll even find some guest stars here!
Calvin, the Pirates, and the Homicidal Maniac (Calvin and Hobbes/One Piece/Jhonen Vasquez) -- Calvin has been reading the manga One Piece for some time now, and he wants to go to the One Piece world. He and Hobbes get there with the Time Machine and meet the Straw Hats! But Calvin bites into a strange fruit, the Mind Mind Fruit, and weird things start happening...
ED (Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy Parody of Bone) -- After getting chased out of Peach Creek, the Eds find themselves in a desert they didn't even know existed outside of their town! Soon, they're separated by a swarm of grasshoppers, and stumble into an amazing world. As beautiful as this world is, home is where the heart is; they need to get back home, with the help of a lovely young lady, her odd grandmother, and a dragon! But it seems there are strange forces at work, mentioning a prophecy...
Super World Poseidon -- A series of fanfiction that takes place in an Alternate Universe where many fictional characters co-exist. Some of the main focuses of these stories are the kids who attend the Super Schools: Super School Elementary, Super School Junior High, Super School High, and Super College University.
I will tell my ideas for this series sometime in the future, but keep in mind that I'll have to have someone else to write some of these fics.
More fiction will be listed sometime...
Now, go enjoy the fanfictions I have up. : )
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