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Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello. This is Phantom speaking.

First off, I would like to apologize to all of my readers and reviewers. I have abandoned (gone Hiatus, forgotten, completely deserted) my one and only story with two chapters (pathetic). Yes, I am a retard. Yes, I am lower than the scum on the bottom of your shoe. Yes, I am a vile, filthy, loathsome creature.

Forgive me?

I am really sorry for discontinuing my Alchemy Is A Science. If anyone is interested in taking control of it, please PM me.

I have not given up writing altogether, just forgot about fanfiction. I am currently working on an original story, so there may not be any fanfiction for a while (there hasn't). Sorry. It might (might might might) change, because I have recently gotten hooked on Death Note. Great plotline and many potential yaoi pairings -gigglenosebleedblush- Favorites are Matt/Mello (Sis Boom Bah Baby) and L/Light. The latter I wasn't actually interested in, but after many well-written stories centering that pairing, I just had to read.

Fun Facts for the species Phantomous Piesus.

- I find the general populace of humanity to be quite dull. There is no one in my life that I can converse intelligently with. Of course, I had my friends. But note the past tense. Had. ( I am residing in Beijing, China temporarily. Dad's business thing.) Sure, my brother is fun if I want to argue or fight with, but converse intelligently? No. If it wasn't for the internet I would have thrown myself of a cliff already.

- I do not believe in true love. No, I am not a dorky nerd that has been rejected by every girl he was crushing on. I do not hold a grudge on an ex ( I don't have one. Or a significant other for that). My reasons backing my disbelief of true love are that since there are no perfect humans, there is no such thing as perfect love. Heh.

- I am agnostic. I believe in an omnipotent figure, such as God, and an afterlife, such as Heaven and Hell. Or Reincarnation. That would be cool. Anyway, I used to be Christian before I realized that some of the major Christian beliefs were that Gay = Wrong and Women = Slave Of Men. So, whoop de doop, here I am. Unfaithful and all that.

- I have no idea what my sexual interest is. Seriously. I do not like men because they think with a certain other body part rather than their brain when choosing a girlfriend. I do not women because, no matter what the feminists say, they are just as annoying as men. Females are too soft. Teenage girls are overly dramatic, with love being first on their mind than anything else. Airheads. Teenage boys are too horny to think straight. So, asexual? Perhaps. Yes, I realize I am probably being a little stereotypical here.

- I find the position L sits in terribly comfortable, even though it's bad posture. But because I know I am not an undercover genius detective, that is the only similarity between him and I. Oh, I also enjoy sweets.

- I think "Love Me Dead" by Ludo is one of the most meaningful songs in the world. Perhaps my philosophy is twisted, or I am overly theorizing the hidden message of the lyric "Fill my soul with vomit and then ask me for a piece of gum." Perhaps.

- I am possibly a little narcissistic. I do not think I am Ugly Stepsister ugly, but not Super Model Hot either. I look in the mirror and like what I see. Narcissism? Tell me what you think.

- I find the Monty Hall Problem fascinating. Here is the Scenario:

You are on a game show. There are three doors. One of them holds a car, the prize, and the other two hold goats, fake prizes. You pick a door, but before the Host opens that door, he opens another door, showing you a goat, because he doesn't want you to win the car. Say you pick Door 1, and the Host opens Door 3, revealing a goat. Assuming you want to win the car, which choice gives you a higher chance of winning the car, swapping to pick Door 2 or staying with Door 1? Or does is even matter?

PM me to tell me your theories. I am interested in hearing them.

- I am going through a slump when it's with art. Everything I've been trying to draw comes out looking like a Picasso; off-center nose, drifting eyes, and other anatomy mistakes. Over all, it looks like a person who is going through an awkward stage. Painter Essentials 4 freezes whenever I try to open it and do something digital with my tablet. I am pretty damn depressed over my art.

- Donuts here in China suck. And not in a good way or perverted way. In a OhMyGodIamGoingToVomit way.

- i lyk ttly h8t chatsp3k. its rlly annoying. so srry if u use it cuz ill KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. WITH A DICTIONARY AND AN ENGLISH TEXTBOOK.

- Most of my ideas come to me when I'm doing Free-Association. Must be something in the therapist's room's air. Huh. (You can decide for yourself if I'm kidding or not.)

- I have never watched any movies rated M or above, although I find the plots for movies like Seven and Silence of the Lambs pretty darn fascinating. If only I had could stomach the violence then I think I could enjoy a movie like that.

Quotes

"'I feel as if I drank dirt'

'But dirt is not this sweet.'

'Sweet Dirt...'" ...Naomi Misora and Beyond Birthday in Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Cases.

"Two weird people sitting weirdly explaing weird bits of deduction was, Misora worried, a scene of overwhelming weirdosity." ...Naomi Misora in Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Cases.

"When I start working, I get a craving for sweets. If I want to work well, jam is essential. Sugar is good for the brain." ...Beyond Birthday in Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Cases.

"Kill me romantically,

Fill my soul with vomit then ask me for a piece of gum,

Bitter and Dumb, You're My Sugarplum." ...Love Me Dead by Ludo.

"You're Awful, I love you! You're Hideous, and Sexy!" ...Love Me Dead by Ludo.

"He's still the sort of Robin Hood of killers. He kills the - what do they call them? The terminally rude." ...Anthony Hopkins.

"It's the Bible - You get credit for trying!" ...Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest

And that's about it, really. Thanks for reading/wasting away your time on my profile.

-Phantom

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The Comfort of Knowledge by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU. Remus and Sirius meet briefly at a young age. When an older Remus shows up at Hogwarts a few years later he captures the attention of many, including Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,414 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/15/2022 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 253,694 - Reviews: 2954 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 5/27/2021 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L, Near, Matt
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 9,259 - Follows: 8,272 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 395,792 - Reviews: 9295 - Favs: 6,696 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
À L’Œuvre by kamikumai reviews
Albus Severus Potter is not what everyone thinks he is. In fact, if anything, he's a Snake in Lion's skin. He doesn't, however, plan to remain that way, not with his time at Hogwarts just about to begin... Warning: Eventual Slash. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16416 - Favs: 12,632 - Follows: 10,795 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A story at 2:48 AM by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Hiruma wakes up to something unusual. Rating may go up in later chapters. Hiruma/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,634 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 16,604 - Follows: 12,349 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,027 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 6,329 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Violet Room by sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 279,916 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo - Complete
Stepping Stones by Mede reviews
Hikaru had been playing Go for three years online as a hobby. Then his family moved "home" to Japan, he found a Go ghost in his backyard shed, and his father started nagging him to learn Japanese...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 108,392 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,595 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 13,002 - Follows: 4,525 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Gazing by Myka reviews
Sirius takes an interest in a lonely Remus during their third year and decides he is to be the next Marauder, but James isn't too enthusiastic with the idea. AU. siriusxremus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,872 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 5,719 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Passion Pizza by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Lelouch promises to no longer be stingy with C.C.'s pizza expenses when he meets the local pizza boy. Suzaku/Lelouch, pizza boy!AU. WIP.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,644 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Of Snowballs, Cell Phones, and Homicide by FinalArc reviews
In their own words, Yusuke and Kurama desperately attempt to explain why they tried to kill Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
And Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by pianomaestra reviews
Kakashi was almost excited about having a genin team--right until he actually met them. Pure Eyeshield 21/Naruto crack. Slight Yamato/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sena K., Takeru Y.
Two Sides to a Face, or More by Ferrero reviews
With the Go club, he plays at their level. With the insei, he plays like one of them. With Touya, he plays as if they were rivals. Can he find his true hand when with every opponent he adjusts himself to suit them? AU.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,885 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hikaru S.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bird's Eye View by Aki1 reviews
AU // In 1977 L.L. traded his Geass for immortality at the age of 18. Forty years later he would meet a young Japanese soldier whose lofty dream was to change an Empire from within. "Together, you and I can accomplish *anything*." // slash, LuluSuzu
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,539 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Second Chance by Lady Memory reviews
COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Romance by TamTikitigo reviews
Al Potter thought of himself as an uninteresting person who was constantly overshadowed by his relatives. Scorpius Malfoy didn't disagree with that thought, until Al did something to him that Scorpius couldn't forgive: Al was nice to him. AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beretta by brkstrtrcr reviews
WA. Companion piece to "Glock."
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Time and Place to Learn by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to A Time and Place to Grow. After spending a summer with Snape, Harry begins his sixth year at Hogwarts. But Snape is keeping an eye and a firm hand on him, and a new teacher, split loyalties and a looming fight with the Dark Lord await Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,495 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There Is A Cartography To This by hadaka reviews
But the maps are useless, they're all of places we can't get to. 2nd, Maps.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Sena Is Stupid And Easy by hadaka reviews
And Taro has had enough.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Taro R./Monta, Sena K. - Complete
Keeping Quiet by DemonUntilDeath reviews
A new mission has come up, but this time they didn't get a choice in the matter. Thrown into the war between wizards and humans, the gang must find a way to survive in a world where demons are slaves killed without question. HPYYH Yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,251 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Garden That Wasn't by Surrender reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have barely had time to relax and enjoy their success in preventing the Apocalypse when another pressing matter makes itself known. The Garden of Eden has returned to Earth, but not in the form they expected. Now edited.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,281 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Between the Panels by inkydeux reviews
Spoilers for the manga. These are scenes that fit within the continuity of the manga. They're the stories we don't get to see. EdWinesque...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Edward E., Winry R.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 4,047 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Gardener of Godric's Hollow by zuzsenpai reviews
Remus loses his job and decides to become the Potters’ housekeeper. Meanwhile, Sirius is in desperate need of help in order to snag the so called love of his life. Will dating lessons from Remus be exactly what he needs? eventual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,520 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Indiana Elric? by wizqevelyn reviews
When Edward is captured by the Nazis, it's up to his brother Alphonse to rescue him. A semi rewrite of the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade using the Fullmetal Alchemist characters. Post movie. May contain spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,208 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Gay Like Me by Akira of the Twilight reviews
//AU SasuNaru// It all started with a seat change and a game, and now Naruto knows Sasuke's secret, which he really wish he didn't. So what’s a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,534 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Geeks In Love by Novelist Pup reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Half Life by Blossomwitch reviews
When Kurama found a way to separate himself and Shuichi, he felt he owed it to the human to do so. Now the team needs Kurama's memories, but Kurama is nowhere to be found. Shuichi will have to remember. Implied yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,671 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Everything and Nothing by Blossomwitch reviews
Kurama struggles to define his early relationship with Hiei, and realizes how easily things could have gone differently. Mild yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16691 - Favs: 30,087 - Follows: 13,029 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
As Yet Unwritten by Persepolis130 reviews
What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Difference by opalish reviews
The first time Shindo willingly brings up Sai without being goaded into it, they're playing a casual game at the salon.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Understanding Backwards by NephyRiddle reviews
Rewrite of Dark Angel. PreHBP. Harry is the reincarnation of Salazar Slytherin. He finds himself spending the summer with Snape and Malfoy; Dumbledore’s orders. Add an unexpected trip to the Marauders’ era and mysterious creatures that are targeting him..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Five Scenes Over a Goban by opalish reviews
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sleep Talking by peoplegrowandchange reviews
In a fierce battle of deception and seduction, L and Light discover that falling in love is as hard to stop as a dream. L/Light ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Brother by hadaka reviews
It's official, someone up there hates him. kirskipkat's Brother prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Torakichi N., Sena K. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hard Work by hadaka reviews
Apollo meets Sena and is forced to give hard work another chance. kirskipkat's Hard Work prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sena K., Leonard A. - Complete
Shall Never See So Much by Stoplight Delight reviews
In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,883 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Five Times Hiruma Yoichi Left Someone Speechless by hadaka reviews
And one when he didn't.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
White Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
In the end, the dark knight got the princess and the dragons were overtaken by larger, more terrible dragons. Nine years later, a new cast of knights and princesses and dragons must try to finish what their predecessors couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,126 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
Staredown by brkstrtrcr reviews
WA. Tokitoh versus cell phone.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 13,218 - Follows: 4,310 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Samsara by brkstrtrcr reviews
WA. Books having failed him, Kubota tries to answer an old Buddhist riddle.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
It's Just a Game by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
It's 2016 & Light is bored to death. Ryuk offers him the Death Note, a program that lets him wreak havoc anonymously in a virtual world. L pursues this Kira, but when real people start dying, the line between fantasy and reality blurs beyond recognition.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Light Y., L
The Other Side of Reality by nightwalker3 reviews
"We never really got around to the rescuing part of this fiasco."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,650 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Quibbler by churu reviews
Ed has crossed the Gate, and when he wakes up he finds himself in a graveyard. The person he meets first is a little odd...to say the least. Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Luna L., Edward E.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,983 - Follows: 4,478 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Creep by NevermoreMama reviews
Sequel to Cry: Just being loved, having a true family doesn't make life easier for the Boy Who Lived. Welcome to another year, perhaps even more frightening than the first. AU COS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Glock by brkstrtrcr reviews
WA Introspective theory on exactly when Tokitoh realizes that his roommate is a killer.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,623 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Behind the Mask by aFlawedDesign reviews
AU. Hyuuga Hinata is a prominent female hockey goalie. Her life gets turned upside down when she's offered a spot on the MJHL's Konoha Heat, an all boys team featuring the likes of hockey stars Uchiha, Uzumaki, and her cousin. Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,241 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 317 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
International Incidents by Digital Skitty reviews
Kakashi, and somehow Deidara as well, get shipped overseas as foreign exchange students. The only problem? ...Everything. Let's all cause an international incident! -AU, high school, yaoi, foreign languages-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,232 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8620 - Favs: 12,531 - Follows: 6,477 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rules of Fair Trade by Cinnamon Selkie reviews
I'll trade you," Albus offered in exasperation. "You can spend the holidays dealing with my crazy extended family and I can enjoy the peace and solitude of Malfoy Manor..." Next gen. Epilogue compliant. Mentions/implied het and slash. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Sugarfilled Wars by oh.holy.martel reviews
LxLight crack. shonen-ai. No yaoi. Possible innuendos. Perhaps an eventual plot. Will, of course, guest-star M, M&N in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody reviews
"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Some Sort of Mix Up by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Son, I must express my pleasure that you seem to be acclimating yourself to the dizzying altitudes of Gryffindor tower, and, dare I say, acquainting yourself with the natives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Falling to the Dark Side by Sinnatious reviews
Eyeshield21/Star Wars crossover. Jedi initiate Kobayakawa Sena's birthday is approaching, but he still doesn't have a Master.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Awareness by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Light has some lessons to teach L. Whether he wants to learn or not. All lessons now completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Voice Unkind by Kali Cephirot reviews
Miharu is sure he has never cried before.............. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 51. Miharu, Yukimi. One shot, FINISHED.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/25/2008 - M. Rokujo, K. Yukimi - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Last Stop at the End of the World by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
It's the end of the line, and Matt doesn't know what he's waiting for anymore. Post-series, spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Did It Ever Occur To You? by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius overhear an argument between James, Lily, and Peter... concerning themselves. And other unmentionable things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head by Silent Dagger reviews
Light, Matsuda, Misa, Matt, Mello and Near all attend the same high school. Light is the top student, he's comfortable in his spot though incredibly bored until a transfer student with a dark secret shows up to turn his world upside down.LightxL,MattxMell
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,709 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Light Y., L
All The Way Home by Sherrri reviews
Matt and Mello get stuck in traffic and must think of a way to sublimate their road rage and entertain themselves. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Feminine Complaints by Severe Cabbage reviews
In his everlasting quest to defeat Near, Mello's sleep starved mind comes up with a genius plan that may ruin his rival forever. Unfortunately, there are always detractors, even with the most brilliant of ideas...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
All Strides Lengthen in a Race by Luce Red reviews
The Hokuto Cup Tournament brought Yashirou to the attention of Go-watchers in Tokyo, but he has to find his own path first. Off-stage Hikaru/Akira
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Puzzle Book by FoxyKit22 reviews
L Lawliet at a young age decided that instead of solving puzzles, he rather enjoyed creating them. And so, instead of a detective, he became the world’s unbeatable cryptologist L. However, the unbeatable has just been beaten. L-Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - L, Light Y.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Evolution by Zanni-Smile reviews
A mistake. A regret. A crossroads. An attempt at a natural progression. *Jay/Charles, strays from canon*
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Cry by NevermoreMama reviews
Severus Snape had been fully prepared to hate Lily Potter's son until the Sorting Hat casts them into a nightmare. That was only the beginning of a world gone mad. AU PSSS, Slytherin!Harry, SnapeisHarry'sfather - Complete! Sequel "Creep" now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In Paridisum by Silent Dagger reviews
Can love really overcome your other feelings? Can it triumph over hatred, over the lust for dominance and victory? Once he sets his mind and heart to something, can Light Yagami really change his vow?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,702 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 249 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,541 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Game of Love by shmexsay reviews
Love is whatever you make it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 6,440 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Azure Paler than the Sky by sunshineleftthestation reviews
Songs for a Kingdom Now Lost sequel. In their Junior year at Irai, the competition in being L's apprentice is taking its toll on Mello and Near's relationship. Not just the position, but L himself, who is falling victim to Near's... hormones? L x M x N.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,936 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Bundled Bliss by elena-maria reviews
AU:A rendezvous with a mysterious and dashing stranger was a mistake in Sophie's eyes. Would she ever think otherwise when it had given her a loving little daughter, whose presence brings the stranger back in her life?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,686 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/20/2005
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Problems of a Sort by Kevin3 reviews
In a world of fast women and easy money, two vice cops struggle to ... oh, heck. It's a funny story about the Sorting Ceremony, but honestly, who would read a story with that Summary? Trust me, if you're looking for a laugh, you won't be disappointed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jimmy P., Albus S. P. - Complete
10 pictures by FaintFalconHunter reviews
One shot I, Hinata Hyuga, am stressed, depressed, in a mess! Not to mention I'm inlove with a guy who dosen't know I exist. Or am I wrong? SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Light Up My Darkness by MiaoShou reviews
AU, Light/L yaoi from outset. Raito meets a new friend in unexpected circumstances - then gets involved in a case that could affect them both personally. COMPLETE NOW :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,797 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What's in a Name by Only Sometimes reviews
Drabble. Young Albus Severus Potter quizzes a few of his relatives in an effort to discover the meaning behind his middle name, and he's about as pleased with the answers as they are with his asking
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Introductions by DragonRider13025 reviews
Marth, Peach, and Zelda meet one of the newcomers, Ike, and Marth isn't too pleased... IkexMarth Ike/Marth yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Marth, Ike - Complete
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screw Destiny by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by spiritbillibillibilli reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Gentlemen's Tea Party by The Pyrat reviews
With his very proper ex-lover coming over for a visit, Roger has a mere three days to turn the top three children in Wammy's House into perfect gentlemen. But Mello, Matt, and Near don't take kindly to the idea, and L certainly isn't helping.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Before the Jump Off Hillshire Forest by sunshineleftthestation reviews
Wammy's. The birth of a bond that would last a lifetime was really created by a rambunctious star and a horrid smell. Matt x Mello. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by sunshineleftthestation reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Magic Position by smokingace reviews
Allen has gone too far this time, Kanda is sure of it. Even in a dress.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Dark Respite by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete. Edited version over on AO3 as of 2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heavy by KatsyKat reviews
My take on a very cliché theme of Winry getting hurt when the brothers are magically in town... with my own twist. Loosely based on a true story. WARNING: little to no plot ahead. Beware the HIGH levels of EdWin Fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,161 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Winry R., Edward E.
Belt Buckles and Books by Pixieblade reviews
One rainy day in the apartment and Kubo-chan gets a cold. Kubota's POV.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
By Chance by Lolliot reviews
Everyone knows the story of Team 7. But what if Sakura wasn't the kunoichi assigned? What if it was a gentler, more shy girl? SasukexHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gunho! Panic for Love! by Sketched Words reviews
He never wanted a bodyguard, but at the insistence of friends he ordered the best. Expecting a meaty thug, instead he finds a shy blushing Hyuuga. Uchiha Sasuke meet your body guard, Hyuuga Hinata. AU [SasuxHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Good Girl by MissLe reviews
She was tired of being a good girl. He wanted someone to appreciate his work. Meetings in a construction site.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
New Paths, Open Roads by Nicx Vee reviews
AU. It started with the fourth's plan to seal the Kyuubi before it reached Konoha...when did everything get so complicated? Naruto never asked for all this, but trouble always followed those who walked down this path. Watch as his destiny unfolds.Not Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Holiday Cheer by Danko Kaji reviews
Post Shippuden:: It took Sasuke one year to fully appreciate her presence. Hinata, the kunoichi, whom he grew to love as time passed by. Who knew one could reveal their true colors in spirit of the holidays? SasuHina, minor NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Anyway, Brave Hero by sunshineleftthestation reviews
Matt is an average teen with a boyfriend who flirts with everyone BUT him. One day, Matt is tripped into a world where Prince Mello has been captured by aloof, slightly evil, King Near. Can Matt save this tranny and win his affections? DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,959 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Matt, Mello
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Peanut Butter Jelly by MissLe reviews
Kyoko fainted, both Hiashi and Fugaku projectile vomited onto the coffee table, Kano had turned a deep green, and Mikoto was clutching her stomach and moaned in pain while the children wondered the reason to their parents' sudden sickness. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Working Late by MissLe reviews
Hinata tried to stay close under the umbrella that the unreasonably stubborn man next to her was clutching. An uncharacteristic scowl crossed her normally pleasant face; she couldn’t imagine how she had willingly been caught up in this situation. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 3,385 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Crescendo by brumalbreeze reviews
21 black keys, 67 white keys. One month to learn how to play the piano in order to impress Sakura and Naruto just HAD to ask that jerk to help him. Is this the formula for disaster? ... Or worse? -Slight NaruSaku, SasuNaru, Oneshot, AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
The Curse of the Red Hair by Kneazlekit reviews
Harry Potter fell for a redhead, Harry’s father, James Potter, fell for a redhead, and now Albus Severus Potter is terrified that there is a curse of sorts on his family. Slash. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 263 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Family Ties by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Through an freak act of magic nineteen year old James and Lily end of sharing a cell after being captured by Death Eaters with none other than their Seventeen year old son Harry. He is certainly not what they would have expected a child of theirs to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 918 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hestia J.
Lost Memories by ShadowDragon-24 reviews
Ed and Al have come back to Resembol with Al's full body. Ed still has Automail limbs and they're busted, though. Sadly, that's not the only thing that's busted...EdWin COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,054 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ghost in the Bathroom by SexyGhirardelliMmmm reviews
Remus, our favorite werewolf, has seen it all: blood, guts, the ugliness of humanity. But for once, he'll experience love in the form of a ghost named Sirius Black. Sirius has got one little quirk though: he haunts the bathroom. Specifically, the bath tub
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,627 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
That's Your Horoscope for Today Naruto! by Dattebayo Girl reviews
The Year's still fresh, So it's time to hand out horoscopes for 2008! It doesn't seem to be going well, I wonder why? Actual Birthdays, Based on Weird Al's song
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2008
Butterfly's Wings by Blossomwitch reviews
It takes time to realize all the repercussions after something terrible happens. Nearly a year later, the group is finally coming to realize that things won't stay the same. YK. I realize this summary is deplorably vague, but it's necessary.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 8,902 - Follows: 5,380 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arrogance by Blossomwitch reviews
A series of vignettes beginning with Hiei and Kurama's second meeting.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Following Tradition by DaughterOfAres reviews
Post DH! Severus Snape is very much alive on the Christmas following where the 7th book left off. In fact, he's spending that Christmas at the Burrow with his son and grandchildren plus the entire Weasley clan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Madhumalati reviews
HK, shounenai. 40th: Set immediately after chapter 30 of this fic. Kurama is devious. Hiei is sleepy. Obviously, Hiei stands not a whisper of a chance.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,863 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Contradiction by Blossomwitch reviews
There are many theories as to how exactly it was that Hiei and Kurama wound up working side by side again after the Three Artifacts arc. Well, it wasn't their idea. A rather unlikely duo for the job go to recruit Kurama to recruit Hiei. Oneshot, complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
The Fool Ascendant by Mikomi's Pen reviews
What leads up to a gunshot, and what follows it. [spoilers up to 25]
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Lotte's by volian reviews
It was a rare day when Kubota turned down candy. Oneshot, KubotaTokito.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Cats and Oranges by volian reviews
Kubota reflects on his cats. Oneshot, KubotaTokito.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
The Life and Times of Neville Longbottom, Wizard by Peradan reviews
Neville Longbottom enters his first year at Hogwarts armed only with a hyperactive wand, constant advice from his senile relations, the friendship of his wily cousin, Harry Potter, and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Neville L., Harry P.
Definitely Not Chicken Soup by fictionalcandie reviews
Sirius gets fed up with being the center of WWIII and takes his brother and his best friend to visit a couple of psychotherapists, hoping to clear the air and achieve at lease a mild sense of peace and harmony in his personal life. [Oneshot. Slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Smile For Me by MissLe reviews
Sasuke had never liked smiling. Smiling meant showing emotion, which meant he was weak. Prodigies never laughed or smiled. Which was fine with him until that one seemingly uneventful day where Kakashi neglected to show up yet again... [SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Final Battles by Blossomwitch reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi The Dark Tournament is finally over, but Hiei and Kurama still have one more battle to go.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Top Infinite Reasons to Stay Away From Slytherins by Ch4ron reviews
DH spoilers! Harry Potter had it freaking EASY at Hogwarts. Albus Potter has to deal with Scorpius Malfoy, being his 'best friend', and ending up the cute little nice guy who found out nothing good ever seems to follow a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Black Mirror by baldragnarok16 reviews
After passing the Tokubetsu Exams, all Anko wanted to do was celebrate. But it turns out that fate has other plans for her. Plans involving one nameless orphan that will end up changing both of their lives forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The Problem with the Sorting Hat by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bloodlust by Blossomwitch reviews
Kurama and Yusuke have a few... ah, conversations... on the subject of demons and blood.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 665 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lacking in Manners by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki Reload fic. Humor. Illustrating why Hazel and Hakkai should not be allowed to go anywhere near each other without a chaperone.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Eight Precepts by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki humor fic. A conversation that probably never happened.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
What Time Takes by Yellow Mask reviews
After the vicious war that tore Amestris apart, Ed and Al return to Rush Valley, looking for their childhood friend. But many things have changed during the war, perhaps Winry most of all...eventual Edwin, Royai. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,363 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Not Kissing Sirius Black by Persepolis130 reviews
Remus Lupin hadn't meant to kiss Sirius Black. It just happened, the way werewolves happened to bite you, or you happened to wake up with a large spot, and now Remus was all whiskered and spotty, and Severus Snape was going to murder him. remussirius AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Insensibility by Madhumalati reviews
Slight spoilers for Vol 1. A short speculation on insensibility, need, and detachment, as seen through a kiss.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 597 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
All Too Complicated by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry's lost his trust in Dumbledore, been kicked out of home, and moved in with a group of dead people. And to think that this is nothing compared to what the future has in store for him...eventual slash, insanity and ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Hour Eternity by kireira reviews
It wouldn't be enough no matter how many games they played. Shindou couldn't afford losing time... but Touya couldn't afford losing him, either.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 289 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Hold You High by Blossomwitch reviews
When the wars are over, do the warriors stop being warriors? Or do the needs and the pain of that time continue? Sometimes the only people can understand are the ones who were there... sometimes they're all you need. Shortfic, gen.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,866 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Recognition by Blossomwitch reviews
Shortfic: Hiei thinking about why he is not angry with Kuwabara's love for Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hiei - Complete
The Vertigo Shot by Appuru reviews
Memory, like pride, is a dangerous thing: a blade that, when unheeded rusts, and handled carelessly, cuts its owner. Some people are lucky enough to forget, and some people aren't. [AUish, Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Favors by Musegaarid reviews
Crowley has a favor to ask. Two thousand years later, so does Aziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Don't Know Much About History by Musegaarid reviews
Adam and DEATH get a history lesson from Crowley and Aziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 5,038 - Follows: 4,204 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Winter Wonderland by artemisgirl reviews
A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - L, Near, Mello, Matt
The Warm Bride by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
It is an Uchiha tradition to marry in the summer of one’s 17th birthday and Sasuke doesn’t plan on breaking it. The only dilemma is convincing the bride. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Remembering to Breathe by X-parrot reviews
Shattered by loss, the Sanzo ikkou must recover themselves, or else face annihilation. [Holy Toledo! Completed!]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,098 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Forces of Nature by kireira reviews
Noone ever sees any proof to confirm the circulating rumors, simply because there is in fact nothing going on. Subtext HikaAki.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 252 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Time Changes Everything by fictionalcandie reviews
First, he thought he'd just go and kill Peter. Then, he had a better idea... steal a timeturner, and use it to save his friends. Now, thanks to Sirius, Harry's life will never be quite the same again. [AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Up for Bid by Veszelyite reviews
A Reload parody. Hakkai sells himself into slavery. Really.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
How Far to Trust by Blossomwitch reviews
A snippet from the Dark Tournament, outlining a little bit of the relationship between Yusuke and Kurama. Not slash.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall Into Blue by glitch and gremlin reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are ruining the economy and it's the Hokage's duty to do what's necessary. So, with Kakashi's ingenuity, Tsunade sends them off on a vacation. As husband and wife, of course. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reading Between the Lines by nightwalker3 reviews
It took a while for Yuusuke to learn how to speak Genkai's language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Genkai, Yusuke U. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Child's Play by afrai reviews
Look, can't we talk about this?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Tangled by Aweshum reviews
AU. A spinoff of the classic Cinderella story with Sasuke as a spoiled prince and Naruto as a shunned goose lad. SasuNaru. Please R&R. TEMP HIATUS. 8'D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 284 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Tidings of Little Comfort and Questionable Joy by The Treacle Tart reviews
Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no. SSRL and HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Skipping Stones by Luce Red reviews
Hikaru meets the Kaio Go Club
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Flawed by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
Targeted by the followers of a dark wizard, Yuusuke is sent to the last place expected: into the heart of wizard society. When his Toushin powers cannot defend him, when his demon blood is an instant mark for death, how will Yuusuke survive? HP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Yusuke U.
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Impossible! by Asha3 reviews
[Part One Completed] To stand up and walk forward might not be as easy as you think. Sadly, Ed and Winry had to learn it the hard way. But together... hopefully something good might come out of it. [Prior to eps.1] EdxWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 404 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiei's Humorously Crappy Day by Divey reviews
THRILL! at the intense, action gripping plot! Hiei loses his trademark Smirk! The Famed Four go on a miniquest to find it! A new and eeeevil villain: The Plot Contrivance Monster! [Shonen ai: KuramaxHiei]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hiei, Kurama M.
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Summoning by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] A dark room, a mysterious figure, a magic spell... Yuusuke wants to know why this sort of thing never happens to Kuwabara.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Yusuke U. - Complete
Tides by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,501 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
concorrenza by SKREEEEEEEEEE reviews
It's not funny when a guy hits a girl. Fortunately, Cho Hakkai is anything but ordinary. [hakkaigojyo]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
Fever by SKREEEEEEEEEE reviews
When a domesticated cat gets sick, its owner is responsible for taking it to the vet. …Except Tokitoh’s not a normal kitty and their local veterinarian is unlicensed. …I’m not making a move to refute the “owner” bit, though. [kubotatokitoh]
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005
Your Hand In Mine by Murinae reviews
Despite the nature of his dreams, it will be through fire, not water, that he will lose his last, tangible connection to Sai.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Kingdom Come by SKREEEEEEEEEE reviews
Men are, inherently, gods and kittens are, inherently, animals. And Tokitoh is no man’s best friend and Kubota never learned to share. [kubotatokitoh]
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005
Unwritten Rule by Anthey Oom reviews
Because it seems an unwritten rule that there has to be one of these in every genre. Perhaps this will serve as a warning, and prevent others from doing the same.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Winter in Germany by Yukina-Raven reviews
POSTSERIES! EdXWinry Ed is trying to cope with his new life. But Fate shows no mercy, sending him an angel whose face only reminds him of the life he was torn away from. Or maybe... he loves her instead? COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,573 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Visiting by kireira reviews
When he was twenty three, Touya moved out to an apartment of his own. Hikaru found this very convenient.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Exceptions by believeindreamers reviews
A sixth-year fic centered around Harry Potter and everyone's favorite Potions Master. Dark Harry! Rated for language and violence. Harry's taking charge, and not everyone's happy about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
After Hours by Chevira Lowe reviews
RoyxRiza, pure fluff and spoilers galore. Because sometimes, a woman just has to take matters into her own hands, if she wants to accomplish anything...(oneshot)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
At First by Monkeybarrel reviews
(Wild Adapter. Five parts, complete.) Tokitoh wakes up to an unfamiliar world. Kubota wakes up to unfamiliar emotions. Both meet each other, one sense at a time.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Hir Wicked Style by Nightfall Rising reviews
Opening dimensional portals is never an uncomplicated business, and complications take the Sanzo-ikkous by storm. That's right. Both of them. This post: completed omake. Last chapt. posted seperately.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,389 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/8/2005
Instructions for the Babysitter by treneka reviews
Watching over the ikkou is a wearying job. After that last fic, I thought Hakkai deserved a break. Warning: self-indulgent drivel, complete with WaFF, Fluff and Canon Sues with teeth.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Come the Morning by Nightfall Rising reviews
The day after the party, all is not quite as it should be. Or maybe it is. Warnings for 58, implied 39, strongly implied debauchery, and Gojyo's mouth.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004
Gingerbread Men by treneka reviews
A recipe for holiday fun. Hakkai's POV. Warning: no plot whatsoever.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004
Going Under by Silver Thunder reviews
Not all ghosts are kind... or sane. Hikaru finds himself facing a completely different sort of 'haunting'. yaoi, AkiHika
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews
Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Situation Normal by Monkeybarrel reviews
(WIP, Ch. 4 up) Taking a pit-stop was the idea. Not being allowed to leave soon became the reality. The Sanzo-Ikkou meet a roadblock to the west, a remnant from a past they don’t remember.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Reconciled by Nightfall Rising reviews
Kami, man, youkai, or corpse, Tenpou Gensui was born to boil the blood of Heaven. It's the Sanbutsushin's job to sort him out--and their patience is not infinite. Happy Tenpou Month!
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2004
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting Things On Schedule by incandescens reviews
Kanzeon Bosatsu has to make sure destiny happens on schedule. Well, more or less. Not particularly serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Kanzeon B. - Complete
Reunion by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki Gaiden fic--of sorts. A moment in time between journeys.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004
The Thing It Names by Nightfall Rising reviews
Cho Hakkai has a friend. He is disturbed.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004
Metamorphosis by afrai reviews
Crowley finds himself.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
Minutia by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki short. People with valuable possessions should learn to take better care of them.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2004
Seeing the Light by Aki4 reviews
Sometimes it takes a taste of darkness to make you see the light. 58 and unabashed sap.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2004
All Things Familiar by Monkeybarrel reviews
(Wild Adapter. 2-part complete) Keiichiro Kasai was not into the idea of having a family, but fortunately for him, neither was Makoto Kubota.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Errand by Veszelyite reviews
Reload fic. Gojyo and Hakkai and their part-time job, before the start of the journey West. AU elements. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
Different by Aki4 reviews
This is different, but then again, so is he. For all those who wanted Gojyo and Hakkai to kiss, I hope this makes you happy.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/21/2004
Cold Feet by Aki4 reviews
Sometimes, you aren't looking for a happy ending, but you get one anyway. Naturally, it makes you nervous. 58 fic. Why am I writing so much Hakkai lately?
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004
Mother Hen by Aki4 reviews
Love. Pain. And oh yes--eggs. 58 fic. I'll write another 39, soon. Really.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
If Not More by Monkeybarrel reviews
A Gaiden one-shot. Searching the halls of heaven one evening, Konzen finds more than what he was looking for.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
In Warm Refuge by Monkeybarrel reviews
WA one-shot. Tokitoh realizes there are two things he can't run away from, the pain in his hand, and Kubota.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
Muscles Used In A Smile by Nightfall Rising reviews
58. You may know what you need, but to get what you want better see that you keep what you have.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
Rainy Night by incandescens reviews
A rainy night, a busy inn, and far too many people at cross-purposes. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
You, between by Monkeybarrel reviews
Wild Adapter one-shot. Because for Kubota, some games are for keeps.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Leveling Las Vegas by Monkeybarrel reviews
An AU one-shot. To make a little twist on the journey west, add a pinch of black jack, a dollop of zombies, and just a touch of wandering hands. Shake and serve.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Clean by Aki4 reviews
Most people, when they can't get over something, drink. Anal-retentives types, on the other hand, tend to-- (Warning: Expect Hindu gods, a failed attempt at domesticity, and Hakkai being strange.)
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/1/2003
Train by Aki4 reviews
For anyone who ever hankered for a 5x8 happily--well, mostly happily, I mean, this IS saiyuki--ever after. (Revised)
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/23/2003
Stay Here With by Monkeybarrel reviews
(WIP, Chapter 8 up) Executive Committee: Going back to when Kubota and Tokitoh first meet and their lives suddenly become a little less than ordinary.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,646 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003
Why Gojyo Only Does One Night Stands by Nightfall Rising reviews
or: The Origin of the Qiball. Gojyo's latest girlfriend should watch her step; even the kindest person can be pushed too far. Post ep-16 fic, rated for NotEntirelyNice!Hakkai. DJ on AO3.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
In Search Of by Monkeybarrel reviews
Wild Adapter one shot. For Tokitoh, just trying to keep up with Kubota’s love of new things can be a journey in itself.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
In Another Life by Aki4 reviews
About Gojyo. And Hakkai. And why sometimes you have to die before you can live.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/26/2003
Reasons Being by Aki4 reviews
Sometimes the reason you go isn't to get there. Warning: The monkey thinks. Scary stuff. (Revised.)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/14/2003
And Miles to Go by X-parrot reviews
Because into every life, a little snow must fall. To say nothing of hypothermia, avalanches, and ice demons...it's going to be one of those days. [complete]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
Once upon a Time by Aki4 reviews
Mwahaha, REALLY short and REALLY pointless and maybe, if I'm lucky, just a little bit funny. This is what happens when what you were REALLY working on gets deleted.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2003
Long Day by Aki4 reviews
Hauled out into the light of day after almost two years and revised. Some violence, some angsting, insensitive Sanzo and a wee bit of fluff =)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 12/28/2001
Hard by Aki4 reviews
Just a short peek into the Ikkou's lives, and what makes them so *smirk* hard. Implied pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/26/2003
Origami Tales by Ariana Deralte reviews
The early life of Genjo Sanzo, in three parts. Warning: Contains humour. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
Transient by X-parrot reviews
A conversation, somewhere along the journey. Yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Complete
Fujiwara by Catwho reviews
Be careful what you wish for! Hikaru is knocked back in time to the Heian court when he is called to avenge Sai. NON-ROMANCE.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Jigo by Dracostella reviews
The day Akira became a 9-dan, his father died of a heart attack. Alone, Akira finds himself in a strange new match with Hikaru. (Completed)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Complete
Tunnel Vision by incandescens reviews
Konzen, and Tenpou, and obsession -- or rather, no obsession whatsoever.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
It's A Kind of Magic by Moony12 reviews
AKA, The Crossover of DOOM. Adam Young's gone to Hogwarts. Aziraphale and Crowley pose as wizards to keep an eye on him. Harry et al make memorable cameos. Comic hijinks ensue.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Afternoon Views by incandescens reviews
Various Gaiden personages are fortunate enough to see something inspiring. Not serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003
Animality by Monkeybarrel reviews
Wild Adapter one shot. After finding another victim of WA, Tokitoh tries to come to terms with what he is and what his future will be with Kubota.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Complete
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Saiyuki: Through the Looking Glass by Mitsima reviews
Hakkai's Tenpou and Tenpou's Hakkai, right? And if their mind's switched? Strange time travel and pairings that normally wouldn't have been possible. KenrenxHakkai, GojyoxTenpou
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,026 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 11/6/2002
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Come Into My Parlour by incandescens reviews
A completed story set between the Chin Iisou incident and the desert scorpion incident. Crossdressing, religious consolation, and turnips. Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly . . .
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
Little Secrets by incandescens reviews
An affecting moment as everyone shares details of their private lives. Or perhaps not.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Complete
Shopping by incandescens reviews
A little bit of shopping. Suggestive if not actually lime, and a knowledge of seme/uke dynamics helps.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2002 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Crossings by Kanzeon reviews
Pre-Goku Sanzo-centric fic. While on his quest for his Master's Sutra, 17-year old Genjo Sanzo runs into a spot of trouble. Rated for violence and unpleasant situations. Fic staus: Finished.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,037 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002
Beneath the Skin by Monkeybarrel reviews
Not all dirt can be washed off just as not all scars can remain hidden. Hakkai, Sanzou, and Gojou bare more than skin one night in the bath.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2002
Binding Fate by Naga reviews
A young Genjo Sanzo was distracted from his journey by a mysterious voice calling for him...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,069 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2001 - Published: 9/11/2001
Thursdays... by Thorne Scratch reviews
Slight yaoi warning. A short look at the morning habits of three SOLDIERS. Or, two SOLDIERS and a trooper.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2001
The Space Between by Monkeybarrel reviews
A night in an inn and a game of cards lead Goku to seek solace from his fears, only to realize that some doors are harder to open than others.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2001
Alchemy is a Science! reviews
Ed's just a normal guy. Really. He totally is. Except, that he's just been dropped into the wrong universe, is all. -Currently Being Rewritten-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edward E.
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