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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Dragon Ball Z.

The Amazing life of wandhappy!!!!

Hi my name is jessica I am a fanfiction addict... I love Harry Potter all the way!!

These are the ships I sail











Basically if it has to do with harry potter i will read it because i have nop life...if i did i would be out and not on here...DUH

Oh and thankies to my B.F.F Hannah and our trip to paris courtesy o albus dumbledpre!!! love ya !!!

Freakyfanfictioners are awesome they shouled add some stuff soon so be on the lookout!!!!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile... =P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile...oh yeah!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile...Hmm...

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile=D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this.

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!!

If for some reason clowns scare you copy and paste this to your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Luna Dust, SwiftShadow, lildevil425, Lady Threarah, ShojoNoHiSora, Gothic Lust, Sesshoumarucrazy

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

you know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.

Rebel is as Rebel does

You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.

You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.


"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

"I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"

Something I said to my mom in argument:

"Stop being a smart ass!" -mom

"Would you rather me be a dumbass!" -me

Oh ya and this is from a fic I can't remember but it was a really funny part. Sesshomaru remembers a time when he was younger and tried to kill Inuyasha

'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'

Ah—love—the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight...

the arguments over just about everything else...

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"

Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

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All the Right Mistakes by performanceaddict reviews
Harry and Hermione spend one drunken night together, when their relationships with Ginny and Ron are on the rocks...too bad one night wasnt enough. And what will they do now Hermione is pregnant? DH compatible but scraps the epilouge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ties That Bond by Crimson Vixen reviews
Don’t be silly, Hikaru. When we’re home alone, you have me all to yourself ... Hikaru tries something new with Kaoru. Dedicated to BokuraNoLoveStyle. yaoi HxK
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Selena Snape and her first year by GWHP MelJim Snape4ever reviews
Selena Snape is Prof. Snape's daughter, and she is a first year as well as Hermione, Ron, Harry and Draco. Set at the same time as the first book. Selena has a secret...She can make potions in her sleep, and she travels with Harry and the others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Mile High Club by hermionepuckle reviews
The couple is going to America on holiday and Harry wants to take an airplane to get there because he's never been on one. Ron isn't keen on the idea for multiple reasons. Slash Rated NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
On The Seventh Day, God Made Gravy by sabrinaw reviews
Kagome's mad and not talking. So, Sesshoumaru decides to try and make her talk, the only way he knows how: By reading her mind. Literally.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Goku and Vegeta: A Sexy Story by Hippie Mermaid reviews
Goku x Vegeta. A satire of all those slash fics out there. This is a COMEDY. I repeat: a COMEDY.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Ron & Hermione: A Love Story by TWEEKtheTWITCH reviews
The story of how it should be with Ron and Hermione. SLASH between Draco and Harry. If you don't like it don't read it.Review please. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sex and Play School DVDs by IridescentFireflies reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Snapes Play School DVDs! [Rated M for all the making out. You have been warned. The idea of Snape watching Play School is not pretty!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005
The Bachelor Party Revised by JonBob0008 reviews
A rewritten version of my first fic. Chapter 5 is up. What happens after Gohan proposes to Videl if Goku and the gang throw a bachelor party? Will Gohan survive it? Will Videl hate him forever? Will the world survive it? Please Read and Review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gohan, Videl
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hidden Meaning by Jerle Shannara reviews
Harry has a bizarre dream in which he sees Voldemort shagging Narcissa Malfoy. When he goes to see Dumbledore about it he discovers the dream might have a hidden message for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Who Knew by GoddessAphrodite reviews
Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Will they ever have the guts to tell one another? 83004 - Updates Ch. 29, 30
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,437 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Living Hell reviews
Hermione and Ron are dateing adn Harry is not. Harry has tried with Ginny, but there was always something missing . What happens when a potion explodes causing wierd things to happen to Snape and Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Finding Love reviews
Ginny thinks her relationship with Harry is love. Deep down HArry knows it isn't. What happends when he finds the girl of his dreams, but she is isn't realy looking for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
Into The Depths of Hell
Satan has plans and they don't include Goku in the picture. Doing all in his power to destroy the Saiyan, will he succeed or fail? untold feelings, awkward secrets and love is holding one of our Z fighters back. Will this cost goku his life? READ N REVIEW
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Goku
I'm Happy With You reviews
Molly has always been amother to harry, what happends when she because a bit to motherly? will she give up her kids to be with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Molly W., Harry P.
Ashlynn and Darrion: Best Friends year 1 reviews
Darrion is having a rough time with her parents seperating Ashlynn's parents want to seek revenge. When the two girls meet their first year at H9ogwarts what will happen? Better yet wil HArry Potter live under the power of Ashlynn's parents?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - OC, Harry P.
Snape and The Shampoo reviews
A Snape oneshot. Rated M beacuae I felt like it!. What happends if Snape really did wash his hair? Funny and wierd R&R I muight make it in to a story. No Flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Only With You reviews
Pyralis and Samantha have alot on their hands. harryoc joesphPyralis RonHermioneFreindship NEWts and not to mention relationships. Can they survive londe Humor. Rated M for later chapters .READ AND REVIEW I suck at summarys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Feeling I Get reviews
Sarah and Smantha are in their last year at Hogwarts. Sarah keeps her heart to her self, samantha dates anything with a pulse and a penis, Nevlle is sooo unlucky. And what does snape find in his cauldron? Summary sux story is awesome PLZ R&R! Funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P.
Hogwarts Gone Nuts reviews
harryron....hermionedumbledore neville and god only knows what. What happends when ron nfollows harry? is harry gay? and what are they putting in hermione cornflakes? I suck at summeries read any way.... review plz! it cant be that bad
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.