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Sup my home skillet biscuits!! Alright that was..odd. =)

im laur. call me lo. i like it better. im fun. random. creative. athletic. of the jonas fandom & blah blah blah. im also an avid lover of slash. thanks to EMILY!! (aka HavahKinny)

my 3 favorite things to write about are...nick, kevin, and joe jonas. and making them incestuous. (if thats even a word..)

dont like it?? SUCK IT. xD

im a genuinely nice person.

wanna have a question/comment/just wanna talk to the crazy mess that is me?? dont hesitate to message me. i love talking.

this video convinces me further that there IS some jonascest going on in that family. starting around 0:50 but it REALLY starts at 0:57-1:08. there is something between kevin and joe. i know it. then joe starts playing footsie with kevin at 1:27. the proof is the pudding people. message me and tell me what you think. clicky

my fav pairings

jonas:

NICK/KEVIN

joe/garbo

joe/kevin

nick/lo :)


1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

theyre all equally amazing, but i have differant respect for nick. hes such an inspiration, not letting diabetes slow him down and hes still out there living the dream.

2.) Which CD do you like better?

eek. idk. i def. listen to its about time more than jonas brothers, but i love both. the second one is def. more rock n roll than the first one. they both have their highs and lows. (actually there are no lows...)

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

i kinda talked to them for a millisecond when they were leaving a concert i was at.

it was a "hey thanks for coming out!" type thing.

and bam. they were gone. =(

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

yaa. a green shirt w/ the JB emblem, 2 LMITE tour shirts, both CDs, the guitar pick necklace, and a bag.

i think thats it. lmao.

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

(1) Dec 7, 07 Milwaukee, WI

(2) Feb 17, 08 Peroria, IL

(3) Feb 22, 08 Rosemont, IL

(4) Feb 20, 08 Minneapolis, MN

(5) July 8, 08 Milwaukee, WI (ok so i havent been there yet, but w/e)

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD?

uh yeah. i have a total of 93 songs (including nicks solo CD, joes raps, acoustic and live versions, camp rock songs, songs from the new album, leaked songs, youtube video audios) and then i have like a bunch of interviews

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

80+ HUGE posters last time i counted.

and like 1000 mini posters.

idk. theres a lot.

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

6 minutes. UNDERDOG. please be mine. one day at a time.

& i LOVE the beginning of what i go to school for is effin sweet.

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

inseperable. take a breath. goodnight&goodbye. just friends. australia. when you look me in the eyes.

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

a little bit longer/so far away. dont take my heart and put in on a shelf. underdog. take a breath. burning up. inseperable. kung fu grip. please be mine. dont tell anyone(from nicks solo cd). just friends.

i dont have just one favorite. so i narrowed it down to top 10.

11.) Does Mandy always know?

UHH YA! and she has hella taste in guys. first JOE. now CJ.

the girls got good taste in men.

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

no. i hated her long before there were even rumors of her and nick.

she just annoys me. the show is good, but her attitude is just..ughh.

everyone says shes this GREAT role model and shizz but she really isnt.

she just really doesnt seem to be that great of a person.

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

no. i like AJ. she has some amazing music, shes pretty, and i see why joe liked her. shes a really cool, nice person.

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

yes!! i find it kinda funny actually. they didnt sell so they took them of the market but now theyre going for outrageous amounts of money. it sucks for all the new fans who want it but can get it, but i have my copy so it doesnt affect me really.

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

yaa. nick j show pt. 2 is the bomb.

& jonas tv "AKWARD!"

lmao. theyre all so funny.

ohh and you have to see joe playing with the dinosaurs and stuff. that is funny shizz right there.

16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

i subscribe to j14, popstar, and twist so i dont have to buy them a lot.

but if theres an AMAZING poster in one i dont subscribe to or if theres like a bunch of them, then ill buy it.

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

not when i found out, but when i saw the video of him talking about it i was crushed. he went so long without saying anything so everyone assumed he was fine and then BAM. hes got diabetes. i was pretty upset. but i beautiful song came out of it.

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

i like it now, all long and stuff.

but the joehawk was really cute too.

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

both. straight just because thats how it always was so im just used to it. now he like only straightens it for photoshoots. the first time i saw him with curly hair i was like WHOA THATS DIFFERANT but now i like it alot. he adorable no matter wat so..

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

yeah! its on my ipod : )

"yo im so hot just like a tamale!"

lmao. oh nick j.

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

or all of them!! theyre all on my iPod.

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

ehh. i stare at them constantly but as for kissing them not so much. thats so fake fangirl-ish

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

yeah. i saw them on TRL when they showed "mandy" and thought they were pretty cool. but i didnt actually consider myself a fan til after "its about time" came out

24.) Have you memorized every song?

damnright.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

kinda. they shows with hannah were ridiculously expensive. and it was gonna be her most of the show.

so i saw them at the rave instead the night before a chicago show. it was a small show for the fans who couldnt get tix to chicago(or simply didnt wanna see her in my case) but amazing in every sense of the word. they filmed the WYLMITE music video there so i can say that im in a JB music video now!!

26.) Are you going to the Burning Up tour?

YESSSSS!! JULY 8!! SUMMERFEST BABY!!

quite possibly 2 more shows too but idk...


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If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (umm..yeah its called OJD.)

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If you ever messed something up on purpose while playing telephone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (RIP Marissa)

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have your own original nicknames for all the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this int your profile. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you. I say it, then someone else says it and takes credit for it. Next thing you know we have another nickname for them that everyone uses and I just rather have it for myself. Selfish I know. Get over it.

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Ranhansha by SCOTLAN reviews
JointFic with Animedork210.- Jovin. -Kevin always noticed Joe. Joe always noticed Kevin was distancing himself.Kevin can't keep it in anylonger and now the world seems to be falling apart. Can their family support eachother through this? Or will love die?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Message from your heart by SCOTLAN reviews
Post J.O.N.A.S. Nick is always left in the dust by his eldest brother. Will Nick's 18th birthday cause Kevin to realize he's losing him? Or will he hide from reality once more...R&R &Subscribe for more updates!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Take it all away by SCOTLAN reviews
J.O.N.A.S. Potentiel Jovin. It started with an IM, a sleepover, and emotions. It led to Joe moving out, Kevin feeling guilty, Nick feeling responsible, and Kevin to find out more about his younger brother than he thought he knew. R&R? -NOW COMPLETE-
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Adrenaline by SCOTLAN reviews
“I’m sorry Peter…but this was the only way I could get you to see.” -P/E M for a REASON. Please make sure you are mature enough before reading this.- For a friend
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Authority by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian. Movieverse. After the meeting to decide whether or not to invade the Telmarine castle, Caspian begins to challenge Peter's authority, but Peter sets him straight. Peter/Caspian oneshot
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
It Was Always There, Just Never Spoken by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian. Movieverse. A week before the return to Narnia, Peter returns to his school dorm banged up from yet another fight. Edmund, tired of Peter getting hurt, tries to help him, but his brother denies aid. Why? Peter/Edmund oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Settling Differences by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian. Movieverse. Peter is furious after Caspian's brush with releasing the White Witch, will he be able to control his rage in order to settle their differences or will he take it out on the young prince? Caspian/Peter oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Maddie's Thing by JohnnysTuffMustangs reviews
All right, don't even try to read this...well, you can, but some of you may be offended, and it's solely for my sister, okay? It's terrible writing, and I was just bored. So yeah. My writer's block story. /Kevick/ Kinda...don't read if you don't like that
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
360 by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian. Movieverse. "Edmund stirred but didn’t wake up. Peter left an envelope by Edmund’s side before slinging his bag over his shoulder. “Goodbye Ed.” Peter turned and walked out the door, leaving his brother behind." Peter/Edmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Tonight by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian. Movieverse. Peter lays into Caspian after half of the Narnia army is left to perish by the hands of the Telmarines, but could what starts off as a onesided fight turn in to a reciprocated dilemma? Slash, Peter/Caspian oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Giggling fits by Jaribo reviews
Kevin won't let joe watch his movie, he has other things on his mind. my first jonasest fanfic. KevinXJoe. ment to be fluffy/sexy. plz R&R, rating M just in case :D
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Sad Anniversary by dreamgurl868 reviews
Who knew an anniversary could be so sad? Disclaimer: I don't own the Jonas Brothers Chapter 2 Summary: How can he be here? He's dead! Jonas Brothers! Part 1: Shane/Nate. Part 2: Nate/Mitchel
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Shane G., Nate - Complete
Currently Untitled Bathtub Seduction by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After a long time on the road, Nick's becoming tired, he's ready to just relax...if he could get the chance. One chaotic night of confessions and unintentional discoveries threatens his, Joe's and Kevin's brotherhood. Joick and Javin.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Elevator by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. Much to Kevin and Nick's dismay, the elevator that they are travelling in becomes jammed and they are stuck between two floors...ANGST. Kevick.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Forget, To Take A breath by SCOTLAN reviews
J.O.N.A.S. ONE-SHOT. It's been a few months since Kevin found out Joe is gay...but Joe still refuses to talk to Kevin. Will Nick get fed up enough to kick Joe out of his room and get him to talk to Kevin? What will happen? Jovin...Kevin and Joe
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
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Bright Lights reviews
Nick can't handle Joe's hard-partying habits. He finally does what is best for him and leaves. But what happens when Joe finally realizes that "you don't know what you got til it's gone?" Joick based. SONGFIC!
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
To Hell With Redemption, I Need You reviews
Joe & I were so in love. But in God's world, being in love w/ your brother is very much frowned upon. That's why I'm here. To redeem myself from all the dirty deeds I committed with my brother/ex-lover. JOVIN! JONASCEST!
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
With Love reviews
His hair. His smell. His smile. I'm not quite sure what it is that draws me to my brother, and brings me these feelings that are obviously NOT BROTHERLY. My name is Nick Jonas, and I'm in love with my brother. SLASH. JONASCEST. ANGST. Kevick - Kevin/Nick
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete