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Well, since it seems pretty sad to have absolutely nothing here, I'll just say I love reading more than writing so there's little chance of anything more than my story from high school being put up here. I do hope you enjoy my favorites though. : )

0o0o0 If you like Naruto, Friendship Story by Letta is a really fun crack story that's mostly worth reading. It made me smile. Also

Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot is another great crack-fic, but also has the plus of having a plot! Almost every story by Opalish is worth reading in my opinion. : ) 0o0o0

I've read quite a few stories over the years, but some lines in some stories just stand out the most; here are some of my favorite quotes:

“Couldn’t you also make food?” Neji asked, raising his voice so Ed could hear him over the shouting, chattering maids, who were excessively happy about regaining the opportunity to turn down sheets and clean bathrooms.

“I could, but it doesn’t taste very good,” Ed said.

“That part I understand,” Tenten said. “But I want to know what the hell you plan to do with the 10,000 hotel pillow mints they’re trading you.”

“I plan to give up brushing my teeth,” Ed said.


“Sorry kid, I don’t know any ninja and I try to keep it that way.”

“Aw!” Naruto said. “How come you don’t like ninja?”

“I didn’t say I didn’t like them,” the teenager said. “I’m just trying to stay out of trouble, and ninja and trouble are synonymous in this country.”

“What’s synonymous?” Naruto asked.

“It means the same thing.”

“The same thing as what?” Naruto asked.

The teenager sighed again. “If I buy you food, will you stop talking?”

“Uh…sure!” Naruto said.


He tried to picture a way to get them back. What kind of stunt could he pull that would affect only their military?

I could burn down the ugly sandal factory. That would show those crazy toe exhibitionists.


Yeah!” Naruto said. “He’s my friend, but he won’t answer any questions that the security jerks are asking, so they won’t let him out. But he’s mad and all he does is curse and stuff. They threaten him and he won’t say anything. They tried to bribe him and stuff, but he doesn’t care, but if he doesn’t say something soon, it’s just going to get worse.”

“Maybe you should get a pretty girl to ask him,” Ino suggested. “Guys usually talk too much around pretty girls they want to impress.”

“That’s a great idea! Hey Ino, do you know any pretty girls?”

The killing intent washed over him, and for once he was quick enough on the uptake.

Naruto gulped. “I’d ask you, but…heh heh….you’re busy with your flowers and stuff. Did I mention I’m sorry that I almost jumped on your head?” Naruto said. “And that you’re pretty.”

-The Truth Decays

Naruto and his clones had been tearing at the creature for the better part of an hour, but the results were not impressive. Naruto's knives were getting very dull, and the dragon was covered in hundreds of little wounds, which probably were the equivalent of paper cuts. He supposed it might eventually bleed to death or get an infection, but not before the day was up.

For the thousandth time, Naruto wished Kakashi had taught him some offensive jutsu. That lightning blade that his sensei had accidently run through Haku's chest in Wave country would've done the dragon serious harm. He frowned as his imaginary self stabbed his arm into the dragon's side. His arm went in up to the shoulder, and stuck. Then the dragon rolled over and crushed him. Maybe he was better off without the chidori.

Maybe if he could drive it crazy enough, he could convince it to run off a cliff, but he'd have to get it up the cliff to begin with. Or maybe he could get one of his clones to crawl down its throat and try to chop it up from the inside. He looked over at the nearest clone and tried to communicate the idea. The clone pretended it couldn't hear him. Naruto glared.

-A Village Hidden in Hope

"Why don't you just go looking like Ed?" Hermione suggested. "That'll throw them off for a while."

"No!" Ed said. "I've had enough of people pretending to be me! Messing up my reputation-"

"You don't have a reputation here," Ron said. "What do you care, anyway? You're leaving as soon as the cylinder thing is working again."

"It still bugs me," Ed growled.

"I'm sure Draco will behave," Hermione said. "Besides, your brother can keep an eye on him."

"Plus we can put fake metal over his dark mark, like Ed's arm," Harry said.

"It's the wrong arm," Ed pointed out.

"Nobody will notice," Harry said, waving dismissively.

"They'll have to shrink him a lot," Ron said.

Ed kicked Ron in the knee.

"Aren't you worried about Malfoy pulling something?" Ron asked. "Your little brother is there."

"He and Al will probably get along great," Ed said. "Al's always making friends with serial killers, especially if they're on a revenge kick."


Ron nodded and he and Hermione pulled out their wands. We started moving. Our last run in with Pettigrew hadn't turned out so well. We were attacked by Dementors. Sirius was nearly hung. I was tortured by a rat and bit by a werewolf. Hermione only got 8 out of 10 on the homework she did that night. We were all scarred.

-Hobo Potter

He started shaking me around. I don't know why people always do that. I'm not a damn ketchup bottles. Shaking doesn't make the answer come out faster.


I racked my brain for ways to get rid of a giant spider with two small steak knives. I wished I smoked then, because if I smoked I'd have a lighter, and since spider webs are flammable I could've at least distracted the creature towering over me, maybe even caused it to combusted. I also wished I went to church, because then I'd know some better prayers. All I could come up with was "Our father who art in heaven, please don't let a giant spider eat us!"

This was the one time in my life I wouldn't have minded an appearance from the Chamber of Secret's monster, as it was the thing most feared by the spiders. A thought occurred to me then and what the heck? It was worth a try.

"LOOK A BASILISK!" I shouted, pointing.

To my amazement to spider actually turned to look behind it. I was very glad Hagrid had taught those horrible monsters English.


Lupin didn't wake up, which worried me, but not half as much as Black’s flight from reality. The time for miming had passed, and the time of shin kicking had arrived.


I backed into the common room, and he followed, watching me very carefully. The room was empty of witnesses and I wasn't sure if that was a good or a bad thing. I considered running up to the third year dorm, but Dean could follow me there just as easily.

"Hi DeEEEn." I hate it when my voice cracks.

"I heard what you said to Lupin." His voice was completely flat.

"…er…you did?"

"You're werewolves."

Deny it? Beg him not to tell? Get Dumbledore? Kick him in the groin and run? I hate decisions like this. I fell back on the basic tenets of adolescence. I shrugged, and tried to look very uninterested.

"You said Professor Lupin bit you," he continued.

Kick and run were starting to look very good. "Not on purpose," I said. I tried to sound bored, but my voice was shaking too much.


I think, in that moment, I understood him. The boy saved my life, not for a reward, not for gratitude, not for fame. It was simply in his nature; his thoughtless, stubborn, self destructive, Gryffindor nature. He saw someone in trouble and he went to their aid. It was no more complicated then that, which made it all the more depressing. I looked at Harry Potter, and he looked back at me. In that moment I could not hate him.

Then he vomited on my shoes.

-The Basement (Prof. Snape)

They were dragged up the steps into the command center. At least Daniel Jackson and Jared Cain were dragged. The guards seemed too afraid to touch Remus Lupin. Not that he minded.

"I demand to know who you are and how you got here!" President Nadal said.

Remus shrugged, shedding more ash onto the carpet. "I fell out of a higher plane of existence," he rasped.

"Lies! You crawled from the pit, as prophesized in the book of Origin!" Nadal said.

"As a general rule, I avoid pits," Remus said.

Daniel had told him to stall as long as possible. He seamed utterly convinced that SG1 would find a way to get them out of their current predicament. Daniel had spent the last half hour talking in circles with the Rand guards, who seemed convinced Remus was some kind of demon. Remus was starting to loose interest at that point.

"You lie!" the President shouted melodramatically. "You have used your foul influence and power to bring ruin upon our nation."

"If I had demon powers wouldn't I have done something to free myself?" Remus argued. "Couldn't I just snap my fingers and escape?"

He snapped his fingers.

The lights went out.

"We've lost satellite control!" a soldier yelled.

"Crap." Remus said.

"I agree," Daniel muttered.

-Scones Anyone?

“What is the librarian saying?” Master Fung asked.

“Something about us trespassing and Omi having to be offered as a sacrifice,” Rai answered ,”You know minor details like that.”

The group paled, Omi especially. Meanwhile the librarian continued to talking

/...While I thought the setting was somewhat refreshing, I found the idea of how particular characters were conceived rather mind boggling.../

“Now he's saying something about gutting Clay and turning him into a bed side cabinet.”

“Well come on,” Clay objected, “that ain't right!”

“Don't worry Clay,” Rai said, “He's bluffing.”

“How can ya be so sure?”

The guy doesn’t sleep,” Rai answered, “so what use would he have for a bed?”


“Awww would ya look at that,” Clay said as he fawned over his old report, “I actually believed that while Lamark's theory was greatly flawed, there is still the possibly for events in an individual's life span affecting them on a genetic level.”

Everyone just stared at Clay for moment.

“Err,” Clay said, becoming slightly nervous, “I also drew a neat picture of a cave man riding a dinosaur.”


Master Fung walked up to Rai, who was still passed out in the courtyard.


Rai suddenly sat up.

“Damanation woman! How much more must my body give before your sadistic urges are sated?!”

When Rai realised who was actually standing there, things got slightly awkward.

“Just for the record, that didn't come out right.”

“Noted,” Master Fung said, “I just came here to thank you for you're help today with retrieving the Shen Gong Wu.”

“Not a problem,” Rai said, “Always glad to help my new allies.”

“I am so glad to hear you say that because I have decided for you to help the young Dragons permanently.”

“Wait, What?”

“From now on you will be part of the team retrieving Shen Gong Wu.”

“You mean I have to go through more of this?!” Rai asked in disbelief.

“Think of it as a good learning experience.”

At that, Rai lay back down and went into the foetal position.

“Can I go back to being a statue now?”


“ might have a point...oh well no use worrying about that now. We need a plan.” Rai stood still for a moment, completely lost in thought. “I've got! We find Jack, drive a stake through his heart, cut off his head, throw it into the nearest river, burn his body, pour virgin's tears onto the ashes and then scatter them to the four winds.”

“And how would that help us get the treasure of the blind swordsman back?” Clay asked.

Rai stared Clay blankly, “get the what-now back?”


“Guan! Its you!” Rai exclaimed, “I don't believe're Bald!”

There was a moment of awkward silence.

“Alive,” Rai corrected himself, “what I meant to say was 'alive'.”

“Yes, that would certainly have been a better response,” Guan agreed.

There was another moment of awkwardness.

“So...are we going start trying to kill each another now or can I first unpack?”

“I have no intention of killing you,” Guan said.

“Uh I said 'trying',” Rai replied.

-Demon of the Wind

The Department of Mysteries was giving Harry neither help nor materials so he went “ingredient shopping” at a muggle pet store.

Hermione drew the line at three puppies when she discovered Adios, Sayonara, and Geronimo’s empty collars. Perhaps Harry shouldn’t have blurted out in anger that the last one in his closet was going to have her name changed from Toodles to Hermione.

Needless to say, Ron and Hermione reluctantly got a new puppy. After refusing to call the young poop factory either Toodles or Hermione, they settled on the name Padfoot. Primarily as a preventive measure in hopes that it would keep Harry from chucking her into the Exit as well.


“Oh before I forget,” Harry grinned stopping in front of his bedroom door. “Did you notice the cute and dainty way your wand whistles?”

“That’s not-”

“Good night, Sirius,” Harry said walking into his bedroom and closing the door.

“It’s not a whistle!” Sirius insisted, yelling through Harry’s door. “You hear me, Harry? It’s a manly sound of success. Not a whistle!”


Harry nodded. “I just got a bad feeling. By giving Jimmy a mirror, now he’ll most likely never have an occasion to need to use it. But if I’d thought about it, and I’d not given him the mirror, then inevitably he would have needed it.”

Albus stroked his beard. “I knew a man who utilized similar logic. On the days that clear weather was especially important, he would always carry an umbrella, in hopes to stave off the rain. It worked for him twice.”

“See? Exactly,” Harry agreed.

Albus thinned his lips adding, “And then it rained for two years straight.”

Harry responded with the strongest logic in his arsenal. “You’re a poohead too. Goodbye,” Harry said as he left the office

-A Black Comedy

“Oh yes, that. Harry bit me.”

Someone dropped their glass of champagne, but that was the only sound for almost half a minute. Snape felt decidedly less surprised than everyone else, and wished he had just stayed home.

“Dare I ask ‘why’?” Snape said, deciding he’d rather move the conversation along so he could sort out a suitable punishment for when the boy returned to school.

“It was my fault really. I shouldn’t have put my hand so close to his mouth. Lucius, you’re a father. Have you ever had that happen before?”

Malfoy Sr. blinked, quickly recovering from his surprised stupor to nod.

“Yes, once, but that was when Draco was four, and rather adamant to convince me he was a real dragon.”


"Do you think he deserves it, Severus?" he sneered. Snape watched him stoically from the corner of his eye.

"You're starting to sound like a jealous wife, Lucius. I suggest you stop now. It's tacky."

"Just answer the damn question."

"... Yes."

Malfoy looked clearly surprised by the answer, though Snape didn't know why. "Merlin, he's infected the both of you."

Potter Pox, flitted through Snape's mind, making the other man's words more funny than insulting. Symptoms include; headaches, insomnia, violent mood swings, and the urge to strangle Gryffindors.


"Who the hell are you and what do you want?" Greyback growled.

"I am Bobbitimus IV, and I represent an interested third party that consists of everyone who isn't a raving psycho. Now, how can we get back young Harry without him getting killed?"

-Prince of the Dark Kingdom

In the same code, his cousin replied, “When she hits the floor, use Ennervate. Stoke the hysteria if you can.”

“Gryffs don’t get hysterical; they go into foaming barbarian rages.”

“That will suffice.”

-Heir of Slytherin

“Could I borrow that jar from you?” Harry asked, lowering his eyes. “I need a container for my gift, and it would be an honor to touch something you’ve touched.”

Looking positively delighted, Lockhart said, “Certainly, Harry,” and tried to levitate the jar towards him. He mispronounced the Charm, and the jar shot up to the ceiling and nearly cracked, before Harry took control of it and floated it towards him. Lockhart chuckled. “I don’t know my own strength, sometimes!”

What is that, one multiplied by the power of idiocy? Harry thought, and grabbed the jar, directing the orange paste into it.

-No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

"I will protect you, Sam," said Optimus.

"Great," said Sam. " 'You've got me. Who's got you?' "


"It's this old movie -- never mind." Sam reached for the door handle, then hesitated. "OK. Say it is an Autobot who came down. What do I say if I find it? You learned our language from the Internet. If the new guy's communicator, receiver, whatever, is broken, he's not even gonna speak English. How do I keep him from running away before I can call you?"

"Say, 'Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong.' "


"It's the universal greeting. 'Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong.' "

"...Optimus, are you shitting me?"


"You're shitting me! I know when somebody's shitting me, and you're shitting me!"

"I am not shitting you."

"Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong? What the hell does that even mean?"

Optimus didn't say anything.

"If you're shitting me, I am totally going to get you some naked chick mudflaps. And I'll make you wear 'em. In public."

"The universal greeting, Sam," said Optimus. "Use it."

He didn't sound angry, but he did sound short on patience. It was enough to remind Sam who was in charge. He guessed Optimus had picked exactly the right tone of voice for that. Probably part of being Chief Autobot, or whatever his title was.

"Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong," Sam muttered, as he hauled himself out of the cab.

If that didn't work, though, he was rolling out with "Klaatu barada nikto," and screw the consequences.


A thought occurred to Sam. "Should we even be on this beach? I know it's an military area and all, but -- nobody comes here?"

"No," said Lennox. "We shell it sometimes."

"Great," Sam said.

"Don't worry, kid," said Figueroa. "We swept it. You're cool."

Lennox shrugged. "And everybody with spy satellites knows about them already. So there's no reason not to have a little fun. As long as we're discreet."

The sun was sinking redly in the sky. Sam squinted against the glare. Mikaela pushed her sunglasses up on her nose and lay down on her beach towel. "Just don't yell at us when the sunbathing giant robots show up on Google Earth," she said.

-Pieces of the Dead

“YOU’RE a crisis!” Sam told the television, and threw the remote at the screen.

Ben and Sock stared.

Sam scratched his neck. He wondered if those looks they were giving him right now would bother him if he still had his soul. Oh, wait, yeah.

“Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you,” Sam said, “The Devil took my soul away last night. I guess if I’m acting different, it’s a side-effect? He didn’t really explain anything, as usual.”

Ben’s mug slanted too far to the left and coffee dribbled into his lap.

“So… you know,” Sam said. “Head’s up.”

-Soulless Bastard

The purple armoured man blinked sharply at the words but didn't answer. As he turned to the elder man and spoke something in foreign language, Severus realised that he didn't understand at all. 'How typical,' the former headmaster thought. 'I go to a Hell where no one speaks English.'

No Place to Die

“I’m sorry,” Kakashi said lazily but with all seriousness, bowing slightly. “There was a mistake. I’m not giving out any free pie.”

-Love is the Strongest Energy

“We aren’t talking about baby animals,” objected Megumi. “We are talking about magical manifestations.”

“Manifestations that acted just like puppies!”

-Kaoru from The Slumbering City

Gokudera beamed at him. Tsuna could practically feel the death rays of happiness stabbing him.

-Snow Feather

“I hope he enslaves your mind with the Millennium Rod and makes you do ballet naked in the street.”

The former Pharaoh stared at his captive again.

“Ballet?” He held up a hand to forestall any explanation. “Never mind. Your petty amusements aren’t worth my time. Wait. Did you say your brother’s toy can enslave minds?”

“Uh…. No?” Mokuba offered.

-Shadow Rising

“Tsunade-sama!” Shizune appeared out of no-where, “You can’t use language like that in front of an impressionable infant! They learn how to speak by imitation!”

Tsunade waved off the complaint. “What are you talking about? He’s a man, isn’t he? He can swear at whoever he wants. Isn’t that right, Naru-chan?” Tsunade cooed, “You’re going to grow up and swear at all the assholes that deserve it, aren’t you? Yes you are! Yes you are!” She finished, rubbing the infant’s stomach affectionately, who giggled in response.

Shizune was quite horrified. “Tsunade-sama! No, I won’t allow it, you’re corrupting him!” Shizune declared as she stole her young and impressionable little brother from her mentor. “You’re intentionally swearing more than you do normally!”

“Of course I am!” Tsunade shot back, “My Naru-chan won’t take crap from anyone. He’s going to grow up and tell off all kinds of people: perverts, lawyers, political powers, old man Sarutobi…” she trailed off.

“No way! He’s my precious ototou and I won’t let you set such a bad example!”

“I’m his mother, and I’ll teach him to swear like a f--ng sailor if I want to!”

“Nooo!” Shizune cried, covering Naruto’s ears, “ototou, don’t listen!”


“You what?.! ” Jiraiya blustered. “You’re pretending that you don’t know who I am!”

“Oh yes. Well, it’s all very new-age. Reject reality and pretend your problem’s something else and eventually some other person will deal with it” guard one informed

-Tsunade’s Heir

Harry knew then, he was dead and he was in Hell, Sylus had to be Satan and this was his fate for killing himself. Those who committed suicide were to be eternally surrounded by creepily joyful people while you suffered from a hangover of the millennium.

-Eclipsed Moon

"During Harry's Potions class on Friday, I would like you to stage an incident."

"An incident?" Snape's eyebrows soar to his hairline. "Of what kind?"

"Oh, the sort that usually occurs whenever you combine easily distracted teenagers with volatile potion ingredients. An exploding cauldron, perhaps? Or maybe something less incendiary. I'm sure you can arrange the details so as not to risk serious injury to any of your students."

"If it is a brewing mishap you require, I doubt I shall have to try very hard to produce it," Snape says. "The odds are excellent that one will occur with no intervention from me. But what purpose will it serve?"

"I am coming to that," Dumbledore says. "Now: whether or not it is plausible—indeed, the less plausible the better, perhaps—you will find a way to blame Harry for what has occurred. You will be quite vicious, even for you. Take as many points as you like, I will find a way of returning them later." Dumbledore's eyes grow distant, considering. "A few detentions may be in order as well. And a great deal of ranting. The ranting is quite the material point. Nobody observing you should be left in the slightest doubt of your feelings for Harry. You have free reign to be quite as unpleasant as you possibly can."

Snape blinks at him, feeling as though the world has shifted on its axis. "You do realize," he says, "that my birthday is not until January."

-The Poor of God

Snape reached into the pocket of his massive bat robes and pulled out a small, thin flask filled with clear blue liquid. "Here," he said, shoving the vial at Harry. "Drink this."

"What is it?" Harry asked nervously, not taking it from Snape's outstretched hand.

"A potion to relieve your fever," Snape replied. A muscle was beginning to tic in his jaw.

"I don't have a --" Harry started.

"Take the damn potion," Snape snarled, and strode once more from the room.

"Sir, I'm not taking anything if I don't know what's in it!" Harry yelled.

"Merlap. Essence of bicorn horn. Powdered lacewing. Diced flobberworms. Cloves. Crushed beetle eye," Snape yelled back from what was presumably his den. "And the most important ingredient of all: dire consequences if you do not do as I say!"

Harry stared at the vial, shaking it slightly and watching the pale blue liquid slosh against the sides. "But --"

"Dire consequences!" Snape reminded him in a bellow.


Hermione nodded and began preparing herself for the task. Ron started repairing the damage, somewhat inexpertly, but well enough to pass a casual inspection. With nothing else to do, Harry did the only other thing he thought might help.

He stole their wallets.


Nearby, a small thing, looking roughly like a naked child, lay curled on the ground. Its skin was raw and rough, flayed-looking, and it lay shuddering under a seat, unwanted, stuffed out of sight, struggling for breath.

“Hello,” Harry said cheerfully when Albus Dumbledore appeared in front of him.

“Hello, Harry,” said the spectre of the dead headmaster, looking slightly surprised at Harry’s happy demeanour.

“Is that meant to be Riddle?” Harry asked, nodding towards the wheezing abomination.

“In a manner of speaking,” said Dumbledore.

Harry suddenly stood up and moved closer to it, bending over to scoop it up in his arms, despite his obvious distaste.

“You cannot help it,” said Dumbledore sadly.

“Help it?” said Harry. “No, I’m putting it on the tracks.

“Any idea what time the next train arrives?”

-Almost a Squib

“There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do,” Luna said, grinning.

“Go through his clothes and look for loose change,” Harry finished. “I love Princess Bride! You know,” he said, turning to his three best friends. “I don’t know what it is, but lately Luna’s been beating you guys in the friends department hands down.”

“It’s not our fault we’re not insane,” Hermione said, crossing her arms. “No offense, Luna.”

“Why would I be offended?” Luna asked. “I’ve seen your version of sanity. It bores me.”

-Oh God Not Again!

Oh. Was all this talk about Darkness and prophecies a sign that Harry was starting to think about his parents’ deaths? This could become emotional – he hoped he had extra handkerchiefs in his drawer. “Yes, you can ask me,” he said, uncharacteristically tentative.

“Can you Imperius a chicken?” Harry asked.

Snape stared at him. Whatever he had been expecting, this wasn’t it. “I don’t know,” he said finally. “Can you Imperius a chicken?”

-Saving a Friend

“Shh. All right, all right. That’s enough,” Snape soothed as Harry wept into his robes, hoping to calm the little fiend quickly. He wasn’t being caring, dammit, it was just that prolonged emotional outbursts made his head hurt.

-Finding a Home

As the cupboard door slammed shut and Harry sneezed from the dust, he realized that the situation might just have gotten crappier. Then again, this could all just be a crazy dream and he would wake up to a nice bottle of milk and kisses from his parents. This was all just a figment of his overactive imagination. No more smooshed carrots before bedtime. Yes. A nightmare brought on by indigestion.

After Harry stopped being in denial he felt a great urge to swear. However, he settled on gurgling. Angrily.

A spit bubble of rage followed.

-Necromancers Anonymous

When Harry returned in the early evening, Luna greeted him with a smile that seemed to be just a little too innocent and too cheerful. Harry stared at her suspiciously and nearly jumped when a forceful poke was delivered to his ankle.

Harry stared down and saw a small cat that stared back at him for a fleeting moment.

“You brought a cat!” Harry snapped, slightly shocked by what seemed like a betrayal of his trust at this point. “While I was gone, you brought a cat!”

“Yes,” Luna confessed bravely.

“That's not right – Luna how could you?”

Another moment later the cat ran away, heading down for the cellar. Even though the cat moved at lightning speed, Harry still noticed that something was off with its gait.

“Something is wrong with the cat,” Harry said. “He's limping.”

“He's missing a hind leg,” Luna said serenely.

“I see,” Harry said bitterly. “So, you obviously decided that my life wasn't complicated enough at this point, and you've gifted me with a three-legged cat.”

“He's a very friendly cat,” Luna protested. “He's been living in a church graveyard for the last two years.”

“You stole a three-legged cat from a church???” Harry exclaimed indignantly.

“Yes, but that's all right. You need him more than they do,” Luna said. “By the way, his name is Tripod.”

“His name isn't the point!”

For the first time something like doubt entered Luna's voice. “I thought you liked cats.”

-Proof of Life

"As for your disrespect –"

"I was on fire," Harry protested, looking up in alarm. "Whatever someone says when they’re on fire shouldn’t count.”


Snape was fumbling with the keys, and Harry shot him a worried look.

“You do know how to drive, right?”

“Yes, Potter, I know how to drive. I read the manual last night.” Snape pushed a button and his window rolled down. “See? And here,” he pushed another button and all the locks went down on the doors, “child proof locks. I’m the only who can unlock them. And you turn the wheel in the direction you want to go. Here, let’s go.” Snape shoved the key into the ignition and turned the engine on.

I’m going to die was Harry’s only thought as he leaned back in his seat and gripped the arms tightly.


Snape, with his usual agility, stepped out of the way. The huge spell blazed across the room and exploded against the far wall where many china plates hung on the wall around a large, brass-framed mirror.

Harry stared at it, forgetting to blink, forgetting to move, forgetting to breathe. He prayed nothing would happen. Maybe the spell was absorbed or deflected by the mirror.

And then the plates dropped. One by one, like harsh notes in a musical clip, until all fifteen plates lay broken in a hundred pieces on the wooden floor.

"Well," Harry said in a very small voice, "it’s just a few plates."

Two seconds of silence, and then the mirror fell. It fell straight to the floor and flopped forward. Harry heard the glass of the mirror shatter underneath the frame.

"And a mirror," Harry barely whispered.

Five seconds of quiet. And the whole wall fell backwards.

The entire wall fell back into the room behind it. Even through the haze of dust, Harry could see the wall lying in chunks on the floor of – oh, no, Snape’s study. The wall had fallen into Snape’s study, Snape’s sodding study!

"Oh, come on!" Harry yelled at the wall, hoping that might make the wall spring back into place.


“Thanks,” Harry said to Neville. “That’s a fantastic gift. All of you – brilliant gifts. I would have never come up with anything as clever. Don’t invite me to any of your parties because I’ll show up with something awful like a gift certificate to Flourishes and Blots.”

“A what?” Ron asked, confused.

“Exactly,” Harry said.

“My cousin once showed up at my great-aunt’s party with a tub of balled up tissues,” Seamus remembered. “He was going to bewitch them to float around her like snowballs to scare her or make her laugh, I forget which. He said the wrong spell, and they all formed a snowman that tried to eat her. Yeah – we don’t talk to that cousin anymore.”

-A Time and a Place to Grow

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A New Normal by Kizmet reviews
For better or worse the promises you give define you. Rin and Bon adjust to their new bond while Shima looks for a way out of a certain promise he made. Meanwhile the Exorcist Exam draws near; Rin got off on a technicality when the Exam failed to happen last year but the Grigori's ultimate still stands: Pass or Die.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,699 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Rin O., Izumo K.] Shiemi M., R. Shima
Problem Child by Taisi reviews
Life is hard in Flushing, Queens, and making ends meet neatly is next to impossible with rent to pay, four mouths to feed and only two working bodies in the house. Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (IDW/2K12, Human!AU, Mikey-centric.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Of Teens and Dares by AnimationNut reviews
A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,681 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Snotlout
Destiny Rewritten- Book One by llLethell reviews
Arthur and Mordred become bound together in duty to protect a young child named Merlin until he can grow into his destiny. Together they are the warlock, guardian and their king. AU Series Re-write.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 205,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred
A Recipe for Disaster by Arcawolf reviews
Berk is left shocked after a battle with a witch goes wrong. Everyone's horrified . . . except for Toothless. Apparently, he didn't care whether his surrogate brother was a human or dragon. Or, the one where Hiccup becomes a baby Night Fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,618 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Snotlout
Treading Water by The Full Catastrophe reviews
"This is the story of why we had to start calling Danny Fenton, Danny FINton. Get it, Danny? 'Cause you have FINS? Oh, I kill me." - summary by Tucker Foley.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,449 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., Vlad M.
Shadow the Hedgehog - First Class by Taranea reviews
He can outrun a missile. He can shoot a man at a 100 paces. He just can't do his math homework...In a world where Shadow, Maria and Gerald survived the ARK massacre, the Ultimate Lifeform now struggles to get used to ordinary life. Only people at his new school are clearly insane, Maria needs protection from dating, and a new threat looms - Welcome to the Robotnik household! :D
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sonic, Shadow, Maria R., Gerald R.
Ocean's End by VanillaSpiders reviews
Au. 4 years ago, Danny Fenton created an unlikely bond with a merman nicknamed Phantom. Life is grand, up until the arrival of Circus Aquatica, where the sea monsters are performers. And not always the willing kind. It soon becomes apparent there's more to Freakshow and his traveling band of sea monsters than meets the eye. Final story to Fathoms Below. pitch pearl
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,511 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/5/2014
Double Dose by AnimationNut reviews
Summer is a time of adventure and mystery, especially for those in Gravity Falls. But the summer flu is not merciful, and the Pines twins are struck down with leaking noses and nauseous stomachs. But they don't have to suffer alone. Grunkle Stan intends to be by their side the whole time.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
Fish and Sticks by Dandelion-san reviews
In which Tadashi is a dog and Hiro a cat who has abandonment issues. (Hidashi, AU) COMPLETE
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/20 - [Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada] - Complete
Relative Insanity by gravity01 reviews
"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage." AU/Kay-based. After some convincing, Erik's mother decided it would be best to send him to the asylum, after all. Turns out, some kinds of madness can be taught. E/C creepiness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,430 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Erik, Christine
We Had a Deal by freakyanimegal reviews
(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
Tangled Web by Ruinous Crow reviews
Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
If Wishes Were Fishes by Taisi reviews
Raph, Leo and Donnie are quadruplets whose baby brother died the day they were born. When Raphael brings home a new friend with wide blue eyes, a face full of freckles, and a brown belt in karate, the whole family gets a taste of what it might have been like had Michelangelo lived. (Human!AU, 2K12.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,833 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Devils Without And Devils Within by Ellyven reviews
Daniel is among thousands of children who have had their memories removed and are forced to train in an alien "school", but what is really going on? With more questions than answers, Daniel struggles to not only free his friends, but try and figure out what is wrong with him, because at every turn, Daniel discovers that danger does not just lurk around him, but from inside.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,868 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Cyborg, Raven, Robin, Danny F.
Three Little Birds by Weezila reviews
The story of three little birds and how truly screwed up and perfect family can be.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,814 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Robin, Richard G./Nightwing
The Sorcerer's Bride by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
AU in which Merlin is a prince, Morgana isn't evil, and they're forced to marry to secure a peace treaty between their kingdoms. They try to make the best of their situation, and maybe they'll even find love in the process.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 160,020 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Morgana, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere]
Time Out by MiraEyeteeth reviews
A spin-off AU of my other story, A Home For Fear. Pitch meets Jack when he is first reborn, but this time has the advantage of having been friends with him before. Or after, depending on how you view time and linearity.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,827 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Phantom Thief Decimo by Kyogre reviews
(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,286 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
Technological Advancement by Spiritus Rex reviews
Hiro and Tadashi Hamada have been on the run for a long time, never staying too long in one place, never leaving any traces of themselves. Things always got dangerous for them if they stayed somewhere for too long. Until suddenly, something big happens, and then their time on the run is brought to an abrupt end. (Technopath!Hiro)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
You Should Be Dead by babydragon11 reviews
Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. In the following uncontrollable events, Danny's well-preserved secret isn't the only thing at risk.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,598 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F.
Only Intelligent by Basser reviews
John Watson is a respectable medical student in his early twenties. He has a nice flat, a good job... and he's best friends with a drug-addicted teenage street rat by the name of Sherlock Holmes. AU in which our heroes met many years earlier.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,286 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Beautiful World by Dandelion-san reviews
Baymax is a robot, a mindless machine programmed to help people. But something is growing inside of him - a heart. (an exploration into self-awareness.) Gen, no pairings unless you count platonic Hiromax?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [On HIATUS/Tentatively ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Stare into the Abyss by Kizmet reviews
"To Be Good" sequel. After being exiled from Japan Yukio ends up working at his Grandfather's weapons laboratory, but Rin is never far from his thoughts.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shura K. - Complete
Marshmallow Flavoured Tuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
It started with a simple meeting involving a bunny, the roof of a kindergarten and the curiosity that all children are known to have. And it all escalated from there. Would the two remain innocent? And just how much would they change each other over the years? 10027, BL, Drabble fic. Rating may change in the far off future.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 178,355 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Double Vision by kaleidoscope-dream reviews
Natsume keeps getting 'eyes' in the mail.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Takashi N., Kaname T., Natori S., Taki T. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Life Could Have Been So Different by Taranea reviews
Someone has died and Sonic finds himself unable to pick up the pieces. But when Mobius has already given up on its hero, Shadow drops in from a storm, intent on finding out whether there isn't a bit of spirit left. To coax Sonic out of his shell, the black hedgehog starts to tell him about his past...and what REALLY happened aboard the ARK. Shadow's childhood, now COMPLETE.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,438 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Shadow, Sonic, Maria R., Gerald R. - Complete
The Frozen Future by kaleidoscope-dream reviews
Not all promises can be kept. Not all stories can end happily either. Natsume gets sick and the only cure is something he can't accept.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Takashi N.
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 529 - Words: 83,942 - Reviews: 12951 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Hedgehogs And Relative Chaos In Time by Taranea reviews
A mysterious time-traveller called the Doctor arrives on Mobius, but when he gets kidnapped 2 minutes into the fic, it's up to a certain blue hedgehog and the Doctor's human companion Rose to rescue him - if only she'd stop mistaking Sonic for a pet, that is!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,460 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 10/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Walk me through the Valley by Kizmet reviews
Sequel to "To Be Good". The Exwires start the next phase of their training and begin working toward their various Meisters as Rin starts to discover the consequences of having fully awakened his demon-blood.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,356 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Rin O., Ryūji S., Mephisto P. - Complete
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
All The Leaves Are Brown (And the sky is gray) by AvocadoLove reviews
The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it. So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,246 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mira's Messes by MiraEyeteeth reviews
A collection of assorted Pitch-centric drabbles.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost
Phantom Lullaby by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
England, 1844. A lonely orphan lends a hand one fateful evening to a lonelier monster. DannyxVlad father/son.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,799 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Machiavellianism by kaleidoscope-dream reviews
AU. Matoba meets a young Natsume and takes a special interest in him. Can they help each other heal from their pasts, or are they on a path leading to destruction?
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Takashi N., S. Matoba
Birthright by Marz1 reviews
It's another mouth to feed. It's another target on their backs. John thinks it's a resource. Dean thinks it needs their protection. Sam thinks she's his friend.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Salt Water by VanillaSpiders reviews
AU. Sequel to Fathoms Below. The cure for anything is salt water. Sweat, tears, or the sea. Phantom needs to learn more about humans if he's ever going to keep Danny, and Danny can't shake a sinking feeling that something is wrong. As Phantom spends his days growing closer with his boy, something in the depths is moving. And that something is worse than anything they've ever faced.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,902 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10498 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 5,258 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Consider Yourself Adopted by mintos013 reviews
Charlie is adopted into a crime syndicate that requires his skills. Canon pairings. Don and Charlie centric. Warnings for language, violence, and death.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Offerings by Stealth Dragon reviews
A collection of answered requests, indulgences and ideas that tickle my fancy. All gen all the time. Ratings, warnings and characters will vary by story, but the rating will never go above T. Labeled complete since, technically, this is a collection of individual completed works.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,296 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen. HIATUS: Overwhelmed with end-of-school grading. Be back on June 15th, 2014. Sorry guys!
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 140,764 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,470 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Not Your Kind of Trouble by Marz1 reviews
Bobby says its not a gremlin, and that we're idiots." "What did he say about the military guys?" "He said to send him a postcard from Gitmo." Sam and Dean get caught between the N.I.D. and a girl that shoots lightning, an angry clone, and the FBI.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Cassandra F., Sam W.
A Father's Gift by P.A.W.07 reviews
"She had zinged. My blood peach had zinged. I'm so happy and yet so sad. Me and Martha had hundreds of years together, but he's human and so short lived. And what will the rest of the hotel do when they find out? It will never work. It's doomed to tragedy … Unless." AU. One-shot. Dark.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Dracula, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
Tutelary by Sakon76 reviews
Tutelary \TOO-tuh-lair-ee\; adj. (1): having the guardianship of a person or a thing, (2): of or relating to a guardian. Chapter 7: Secret weapons, scandal mags, and sled run designs.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
As Much as Aeroplanes by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Martin meets up with Theresa in Berlin for a Christmas celebration, along with the rest of MJN Air. (a Cabin Pressure fic)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Fili
Negotiation is a fine art by beamirang reviews
Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
Hello Dean by FifthDayOfMay reviews
Lucifer has the beautiful world his Father made, the perfect vessel he deserved, his so called 'brothers' are defeated and gone. So what's to stop him from making a new brother for himself out of his vessel's dearest elder sibling? Nothing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
The Roman Inquisition by Marz1 reviews
"Two serial killers, John. Two killers who have successfully faked their deaths multiple times! It's Christmas! It's double Christmas!"
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,573 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Any Other Road Trip by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bobby had always reminded them that a hunter adapts to the situation or dies, especially since Castiel sent Sam and Dean away for their own 'good'. Well, maybe he had sent them a little too far away. Now they better adapt and quickly. "Sammy I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" SN6/AtLA1.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,987 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jet, Dean W., Sam W.
Shoes are Evil - Pure, Jingly, Evil by LadyPhenyx reviews
Have you ever seen a cat when someone puts shoes on it? Picture that, but remove the cat and substitute Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Icy Conditions by Dayja reviews
A cabbie picks up an unusual passenger one freezing night. He has no coat, a big bruise on his forehead, and seems a bit confused before he rushes off into the darkness. What is a cabbie to do but follow?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fortunate Sons by beamirang reviews
Captain Pike's crew consisted of the craziest, most brilliant men and women in the galaxy - none more so than his First Officer Jim Kirk. No one could agree on where Kirk came from or why he was there, but there was one thing they didn't argue about - they were glad he was on their side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
Overheard by hujwernoo reviews
The knights, Arthur and Gwen are planning a surprise for Merlin...only to overhear a shocking conversation between Merlin and Agravaine. Spoilers up to 4x02, really just an excuse to write out a plot bunny I had. Inspired by 'Poison Truth' by Lovable Loner. Warning: Brief but graphic violence. Last chapter AND epilogue are up!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,093 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Agravaine - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Iron Grip by Sydelle Rein reviews
Gwaine may be known for his tavern brawls and his willingness to prank his fellow knights, but he is nothing if not loyal. So when Merlin begins acting strangely, Gwaine goes to great lengths to figure out what's wrong, unaware of just what he will uncover in the process: blackmail, plots, danger, and a dark secret hanging over the head of his best friend like an axe. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Inked Scales by Twisted Midnight Dreams reviews
It /would/ be rather hard to trust people that destroyed everything you knew and loved...
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Secret of Kells - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011
Home is Where the Thriller Rejects Are by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Gen. One-shot. TW season 3/BtVS post-series. The dead rising in California would be business as usual for Dawn and Willow if it weren't for White Witch numero uno's magic going wonky and landing them on a baby hellmouth overpopulated by werewolves. Oh, and more zombies, of course.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Dawn S., Willow R., Scott M., Stiles - Complete
Shock and Awe by AvatarHufflepuff reviews
A few months after the curse is broken, Elsa and Anna spend time out in the snow and things get competitive. Mild character spoilers, hints of Anna/Kristoff
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Anna - Complete
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A problem from hell by beamirang reviews
Tarsus IV was a long time ago - a different life ago actually, if Jim's going to be a smartass about it. There are just some things you never forget, and some people you never forgive. Post STID.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,571 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Child of Spirits by harunekonya reviews
In a world where Madara was never sealed, Natsume Takashi was spirited away as a small child and taken to be raised among spirits. For a long time, this suits all those involved, until the day an exorcist discovers Natsume's existence. For the first time, Natsume has a chance of being accepted by humans. Gen. (Warning: Spoilers for the Long Way Home arc, episode 51-53).
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Jackrabbit by Luki Dimension reviews
From the Rise of the Guardians Kinkmeme: There's more than one Pooka - when the four year old Overland girl finds a snowy white rabbit, she smiles and says hello. It is the most incredible moment of her life when the rabbit says hello back. (Pooka!Jack fic, no pairings)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Driving in Cars With Strangers by Bundibird reviews
It's been a month since the Impala adopted a third passenger, but the Winchesters and their little clone are still learning things about each other. For example: there's a reason Alec drinks as much milk as he does, and it's not because he likes the taste. Carbon Copy 'verse. Twoshot.
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Alec, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Bantam Wars by thursdayplaid reviews
John and Tim are on their way to stop the evil Dr. Grendel once and for all. Third in the Wee Doctor series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,281 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Dimmock
Prince Dollop Head and the Bear-Faced Monster by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin tells a bedtime story to a little princess, and Arthur is not amused. Pure fluff, with tons of bromance and fluffiness!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Beneath a Sanguine Moon by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost was not the name drawn from the pot. He'd no obligation to step up in place of the trembling child called to the stage. But he had, and now he faced certain death as the male Tribute from District 10 for the 71st Annual Hunger Games. What is the secret of the four Tributes marked with the crescent moon, and what do they want with Jack? (Hunger Games AU)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Jack Frost
Semper Familia by Maddy77 reviews
Dean hadn't known this human trafficking crap happened among Hunters. And anyway, Lilim aren't people, they're creatures. But the kid that John's got by the arm, he looks like a person. And what's more, he's the same age Sammy would have been.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Folie à deux by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Folie à deux: a madness shared by two. It's funny how a few small changes can change the course of history – an unlikely alliance, several inconsistencies, a roof appeared on, and a Halloween Night that didn't go quite like everybody expected it to. Harry Potter grows up with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Putting the Land to Rest by Sakon76 reviews
Winter comes even to Moonhaven. MK just didn't know it did so in human form. Jamie, meanwhile, isn't convinced Jack is telling him the truth about the tiny forest spirits.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Epic - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, M.K., Nod - Complete
Uncle Merlin by llLethell reviews
Merlin prepares for a secret mission while a certain young prince of Camelot becomes overly possessive of his "Uncle" Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Apropos of Nothing by GirHugs reviews
(AU- teenage, hacker Tony) Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead. Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
How to Foil an Outcast's Plan by atippleofyourtears reviews
When Hiccup goes on a diplomacy run to Hopeless to discuss the dragons in his father's stead, his prying into the strange goings-on there lands in him in some serious hot water. Can his friends save him before his life and sanity are forfeit-and before the dragon-training knowledge falls into the hands of Berk's enemies?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
I'd Build You a World by LJ9 reviews
Modern AU: The DunBrochs host a Highland games at the castle every summer, and Stoick drags Hiccup down for a visit.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
Of Wolf and Man by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
After receiving a call from an old family friend, the Winchesters find themselves in Beacon Hills finishing a case they started in their teens, back when the creature of the week was hunting a young deputy named Stilinski and his pregnant wife. Now, the monster is back, and the hunters are needed. SPN season 8; TW post season 2. Gen.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,082 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
The Bond by Radar1388 reviews
As a Guardian, you shouldn't pick favorites among children. Too bad no one told Jack Frost. Brotherly fluff between Jack and Jamie, as well Bunny and Sophie bonding at times. No romance.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,821 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Renegade by Tashilover reviews
First they blamed it on terrorists, then on Mother Nature, and finally on God. But nobody could explain why three billion women died that day. Or why Joan Watson was the only one who lived. Inspired by Y the Last Man
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
In The Wind by S-Jay494 reviews
AU. On Halloween Night 1983, John and Mary Winchester's sons were taken. Ten years later, a young boy with familiar eyes catches John's attention and raises the unthinkable question: Could their sons still be alive?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,801 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Mary W. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Land of Hope and Glory by Wellingtonboots reviews
AU – Mycroft Holmes leads the grim war on terror and Sherlock is his best secret agent: cold, calculating and ruthless. He is obsessed with destroying the militant terrorists hiding deep in the disused London Underground – until one momentous day when he meets a child soldier named John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Boy in Red by Kouri Arashi reviews
Sequel to 'The One You Feed'. A sorcerer comes to Beacon Hills. When he seems to be targeting Stiles' pack, Stiles goes to Dr. Deaton for advice. But can the mysterious veterinarian really be trusted? (OMG I'm so bad at summaries, please forgive me if that's really melodramatic.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,623 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Protegere by VickyVicarious reviews
Alexander is the Hero, the living personification of a hero of the battlefield. One of his more obscure duties is to defeat winter each year in order to usher in spring. But Jack Frost is so very young, just a boy, and Alexander is so tired of killing... [Family fic with Jack and OC spirit; Guardians make an appearance too]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Like a Child by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Because, sometimes, the (ex)Arcobaleno acted just like that even if they were finally growing physically. Although, Tsuna would beg to differ: the Arcobaleno ALWAYS acted like that with him. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 151 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Arcobaleno, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Bermuda - Complete
Egypt by Ruinous Crow reviews
When Harry Potter wished himself away, he didn't mean it quite so literally. Now, stuck in the grounds of an ancient civilization with no way home, Harry's perchant for trouble has taken a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,873 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Thief Bakura
Blizzard by TheTimelessCycle reviews
It is the role of a Guardian to protect the children of the world-their hopes, dreams, memories, and wonder-and also to protect one another from whatever enemies might arise. But when the greatest danger to your friends is yourself, that job gets a whole lot harder.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,824 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Jamie, Bunnymund - Complete
You Can Thank Me Later by Elfpen reviews
The winter holidays have rolled around once more, and with Snoggletog comes the annual dragon nesting season. Like five years ago, Hiccup constructs an autonomous tail for Toothless. And, like five years ago, Toothless uses the tail to leave Berk - but this time, it's not because of a helmet. He comes back late, but Hiccup can't hold a grudge against such a pleasant surprise.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
A Day in the Life by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Season 8 Batcave fic. The world isn't ending today, there's not a hunt lined up, and they now have the Men of Letters bunker to store their stuff inside, so Sam decides it's time they cleaned out the trunk of the Impala. Dean, however, doesn't care much for the idea. Thankfully, he has plenty of ways to get out of completing the chore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Day Darkness Got Its Name by atippleofyourtears reviews
Every day, he lived just like he'd promised them, but he lived in fear. He feared that he wouldn't be able to find dinner and he feared that things would make dinner of him. Every night, he dreamed terrible dreams of teeth and claws and outstretched hands covered in tar. All the while, Guy wondered why. Why had he survived? What was the point of all this?
Crossover - Croods & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Guy, Belt - Complete
Uncle Crowley's Adventures in Babysitting by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
He's the King of Hell, not a bloody babysitter, but that doesn't stop Castiel from leaving two de-aged Winchesters with him. Oh, bollocks, what's he supposed to do with a toddler and a six-year-old? Set in season 6 canon. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Crowley, Dean W., Sam W., Castiel - Complete
It's My Problem by Namikaze Artemis reviews
In which Peter is Tony's illegitimate child, and he's prepared to do anything to keep that a secret. Although, that doesn't stop him from trying to get Tony's approval. He is Peter's idol, after all.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,740 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sanctuary by Sakon76 reviews
When the end of the world happened, the Guardians had to step up to the plate to protect what could be saved. A story of after.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack Frost
Beyond Recall by laurajslr reviews
After a terrible accident, Merlin is left with no memory of his time in Camelot. Separated from Arthur and all who could tell him who he is, Merlin tries to piece together his life and his loyalties. But loyalties can be influenced; lives can take very different paths to the ones they were destined for. And a lost sorcerer is a very powerful and useful weapon to have.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,668 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Haddock House by Elfpen reviews
"Walking into the Haddock household was essentially like pulling up that lobster trap that'd been forgotten for a few years in that one deep tide pool that even the cool kids wouldn't brave in the summer. You never really knew what to expect." Hiccup is Hiccup, Toothless is not helping, Stoick is longsuffering, And Astrid shows up to help the two with impeccable timing. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Astrid - Complete
The Order of Avalon: The Emrys Quest by Stealth Dragon reviews
All Merlin ever wanted was to be a mechanic in peace without anyone giving him grief for the magic he was born with. But his life is flipped upside down when he is sucked into an epic adventure alongside the famous protectors of the realm, The Order of Avalon, as they set out in search of the mysterious Emrys. Magic, mechanical dragons and swashbuckling abounds. Steampunk AU, Gen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Secrets by VickyVicarious reviews
At age eight, Natsume goes to live with the grandmother he's never met, Reiko. A series of shorts regarding various aspects of their lives as Natsume grows up. AU.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Takashi N., Reiko N.
Cup of Kindness by Isabeau1 reviews
The Guardians make Jack's old New Year's tradition their new one.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
It's the Great Spirit Sleigh, Hiccup Haddock by atippleofyourtears reviews
After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Jewel Box by chappysmom reviews
No, this room didn't look remotely hostile. In fact, it looked lovely. Nice, spacious, gleaming with sunshine. His curiosity was outweighing the headache now. What was going on? He turned around, taking it in then turned back to the main room and took a closer look and felt a chill run along his spine. There was no door. At all. (Post-Reich, 4 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - John W. - Complete
Big Human on Campus: After School by Black Dragon6 reviews
An omake spin-off in the fashion of Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu! Rampant silliness and experimental side-stories that would gut the main story were I to insert them in a chapter.
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 67,620 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012
Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Small Ones by Determamfidd reviews
A fight with Amora the Enchantress leaves the Avengers... a little altered. Hulk isn't very impressed with this turn of events. Neither, as it turns out, is Bruce. A bit of deaging fun with the Avengers and Hulk. Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Unbreakable by eight 0f hearts reviews
"Arthur hit Merlin." - Morgana's latest plot against Camelot will test Arthur and Merlin's friendship to the limit. Enchanted!Arthur, brotherliness, vaguely whumpish. - COMPLETE -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,365 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hidden Costs by Sakon76 reviews
The more Jack learns about being a Guardian, the less sure he is that he fits.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Falling With Style by Anonymous-cat reviews
In the middle of winter, Merlin accidentally invents a new sport.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Silent War by inukagome15 reviews
Thor loves his Pop-Tarts, Clint likes the microwave, Natasha likes coffee but doesn't want anyone to know, and Bruce and Steve cook. Or that time when everything in the kitchen refused to work, but none of the Avengers want to admit why.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Six of One by mollrach13 reviews
History repeats itself. Arthur and his Queen cannot have children, they turn to Mordred, a child of the Druids, and seek their answer in magic. They trade a life for a life. The Queen is ready and willing to make the sacrifice for the future of Camelot. But magic never weaves straight. Hurt!Merlin, Character Death.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
A Friend Given by Nature by mollrach13 reviews
Stanford Era. Adam's mom is killed and the only contactable family number is Sam. First shocked, but accepting, Sam takes on the role as older brother and caretaker with pride and worms his way into Adam's heart. But going to school, to work, and making enough money to support two people is harder than Sam anticipated.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Adam M., Sam W. - Complete
Mistaken Relations by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Or why Bunny should avoid Amity Park. After all, white-haired boys with ice powers that can fly aren't exactly easy to come by, so this new kid had to be at least related to Jack...right?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost - Complete
Vigilence by Maddy77 reviews
John had his flaws. Hell, he had a lot of them. But he knew the signs: something was after Dean, and he was going to find out what it was. Wee!chesters and also S6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Castiel - Complete
And What Will Never Be by Maddy77 reviews
2008 was a bad year for everyone. DW S3; SPN S4
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Filing in Triplicate by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
alternatively, "Hakuba Saguru's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day". Saguru has a raging headache, a mountain of late homework waiting, and hours left before school lets out... and then Tokyo's littlest trouble magnet arrives at the door.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Saguru H., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Water Witch and the Black Dogs by Tipper reviews
A little tale of evil hags, black dogs, missing princes and estranged siblings, not necessarily in that order. When Gwaine accompanies Arthur, Merlin and the knights on a diplomatic mission to Mercia, he becomes an unwitting participant in a power struggle for Bayard's throne.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,616 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
A Good King To His People by Sita Z reviews
To Arthur, getting Merlin in trouble is always a laugh. Until one day the joke goes horribly wrong.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Hand You're Dealt by MapleleafCameo reviews
John wouldn't have minded so much if only Sherlock would stop introducing him as 'John Watson. I won him in a poker game.' Chapter 6 Last Chapter Folks The Dealin's Done Rated M. No Slash - Reviews Contain Spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Hidden Motives by laurajslr reviews
On waking with no memory of the previous night, Merlin finds himself accused of Arthur's attempted murder. With all evidence pointing to him and no way to disprove it, Merlin must face the possibility that he is now a threat to the Once and Future King.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,354 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And Your Little Cat, Too by ConeycatJr reviews
All Thor wanted to do was pay a visit to his little brother in Bristol. Surely he could do that without attracting the wrong kind of magical attention. Right? Wrong.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,991 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Friend in Need by Elfpen reviews
Gwaine has a problem. A big problem. A possibly treasonous, very dangerous, uncontrollable problem that may or may not get him killed and put all of his friends in danger. He once told Merlin that he was the only friend he had, and maybe that isn't true anymore. But Merlin is still the only friend he can trust. And he needs help. Non-slash. Post S4. Rated for drinking/drunkenness.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Cultural Differences aka Thor is not an idiot by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Thor brings Loki and the Tesseract to Asgard and returns to Earth only after promising to return for Loki's trial when the time comes. In the meantime he tries to navigate Earth's foreign customs and not kill his teammates who insist on treating him like a small child rather than the god and prince that he is.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,272 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Hulk Riding by DarkestSight reviews
Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Fallout by The Silversage reviews
A post "Raven Chaser" story. Because "The Raven Chaser" opened many doors…and Kaito worries. Animeverse/Movieverse.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 242,927 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Daughter of Erebus by Tipper reviews
As Arthur struggles to prove his authority with the High Council of Lords after Agravaine's betrayal and Gwen tries to get used to being Queen, a band of professional thieves plot to steal the gold from Camelot's vaults, and Merlin, naturally, gets stuck right smack in the middle. post S4 fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,014 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Good Outweighs The Bad by itspoodilywoots reviews
Peter Parker knew he couldn't keep up covering his identity around the other Avengers for too long but he'd hoped to evade the inevitable. Being a 16 year old Avenger is hard. At least he has Tony on his side, not to mention the God of Thunder. And who would want to argue with that guy?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Cost of Living by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson's family has always been a little different. He never thought about it until Sherlock died. Now John is running through dreams collecting hearts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Just Like the Word 'Escape' by Kitty O reviews
"Merlin, come out of that dungeon right now, or so help me I will place you under arrest!"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Past and Present Danger by laurajslr reviews
Unable to match Merlin's power, Morgana tries to take her revenge by killing Arthur and Merlin as children. But when her plan goes awry, King and Warlock must find a way of correcting time before their past, and present, disappear altogether.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,189 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Possibilities by terracannon876 reviews
Matoba Seiji, young heir to the Matoba family, sets out to catch a strong spirit as a familiar. Instead, he finds Natsume, a boy who becomes his first and only friend. But Natsume isn't as human as he'd like him to be. Friendship MatobaxNatsume. AU
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - S. Matoba, Takashi N. - Complete
There Will Be Time by AkitaFallow reviews
There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cripple by Elfpen reviews
The story of how Merlin got his sorcerer's staff, and the reason why Arthur regretted having ever suggested it. Set sometime in the future. Oneshot. Non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
Cross the Sun by Elwa reviews
Shawn sees dead people. Not to mention psychotic, revenge seeking cops, and a super awesome but probably insane vampire hunter, but you don't have to be psychic for those. Sequel to Placebo Effect.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Men With Beards by snotweird reviews
The trick is growing old without growing up.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When I Least Deserve It by Literaria reviews
Merlin is convinced he has to die for Arthur again. Arthur gets wind of it and is having none of it. Desperate times do as such times are often wont to do, and produce desperate measures. Spoilers for S4. Very light T.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Give Me a Word, I'll Give You My Worth by serenphoria reviews
Arthur had expected a pep talk from Merlin, but this is not how he saw it going. [Inspired by Season 4 finale summary]
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Farmers, and Fields Full of Potatoes by Bundibird reviews
3x10 AU. No slash. Arthur didn't tell Morgana of his plans, so nothing stopped him & Merlin from leaving with Gwen. A series of oneshots of their lives as farmers. Mixed genres. NOW: Arthur's nervous, Merlin's wise, Gwaine decorates and Gwen is beautiful.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
His Father's Son by Archaeologist reviews
The law is the law but will King Arthur let a boy burn just because he has magic? Will he take out his grief on innocents?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Past is the Present by almne reviews
Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,329 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Toothless
Cliched Begginings by Kali Cephirot reviews
Flynn Rider's hot gay dads. Or how Miguel and Tulio adopted a baby.
Crossover - Road to Eldorado & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Tulio, Flynn R. - Complete
Fear Itself by KCS reviews
Written for Challenge 018, creepy or scary Halloweenesque fic, at LiveJournal's watsons woes. John is accustomed to being kidnapped by now, but he never expected a criminal to adopt Mycroft's method of doing so, to ensure he comes along without a fight.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Da steht auch ein Mensch by thursdayplaid reviews
Jim Moriarty Criminal Investigative Specialist and his associate Dr. John Watson have found themselves very suddenly in a world where he is an evil genius and John lives with the enemy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Misunderstanding? You Must Be Joking by LibraMoon reviews
Amanda didn't like Vulcans, and Sarek is logically clueless, the result? James Kirk was not the first Vulcan bride. Companion piece to 'What Part of No Did You Not Understand'. Rated M for language Oneshot SxA
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Scorpion's Ghost by Yum reviews
Neal wakes up next to a dead man but he has no recollection who the man is or how Neal got there. Slowly, Neal begins to regain his memory. But what he's remembering is not what he's being told. Who's conning whom? Post 2X01 Withdrawal.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,164 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Beside Me by Nyxelestia reviews
X-Men AU: For many downtrodden mutants, rejected throughout a lifetime of unwelcome blood dictating their lives, Camelot Academy is not just a school - it's a home. But something dark is brewing, and Camelot is no longer as safe as it appears.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,264 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Die, Die Again by Saint Bacchus reviews
Camelot is stuck in a time loop beginning with Merlin's arrival and ending with Morgana's kidnapping. Only Uther retains his memories, but is there enough time in the world to fix all his mistakes?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Uther, Morgause - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Undercover Maths by Tari Roo reviews
AU: Prompt fill: Marine!Dean has been assigned to protect Rodney. The kid is smarter than he looks and intrigues the scientist
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rodney M., Dean W. - Complete
Only Mad Dogs and Englishmen by Wellingtonboots reviews
In a high security ward at St. Mungo’s sits Lord Voldemort, his magic sapped and his memory gone. The Wizengamot says Voldemort can be rehabilitated but Harry knows otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Manipulator by Wellingtonboots reviews
The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,094 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Game Well Played by Emachinescat reviews
AU tag to 'Castle of Fyrien'. Merlin is being held at the Castle of Fyrien, life in danger and secret revealed-and Arthur's rescue attempt ends badly. Cenred wants information, Morgause wants revenge, and Merlin is the perfect pawn in a twisted game. 3x07
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Road to Rehabilitation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
How to Restore the Balance of Nature by Bundibird reviews
Inspired by Colin and Bradley's Video Diaries. There's a spider in Arthur's bath, and it's up to the Prince to deal with it and restore the balance of nature. Borderline crackfic. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To See A Stretch of Sky by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Merlin has spent his entire life up to his 18th birthday in a tower because he's important to his people. His magic has been prophesied. Merlin just wants to touch dirt and see the sun. He manages to escape on his 18th birthday, to explore the world. M/A
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Art of Intervention by Kyra Rivers reviews
Post-series. Zuko has been working himself to the bone, and really isn't listening to anyone. Whatever. It's not like Toph was going to ask permission anyway. Toph & Zuko friendship fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
We Meet Again by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Young Justice is accidentally transported to another dimension in which their mentors have no idea who they are. Things get complicated. Fast. YJ cartoon crossover into a world similar to JL cartoon.
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
A Beautiful Day by rockpaperscissor reviews
It's hard enough to trust a conman when he's alive - let alone when he's dead. AU for the season one finale. Peter-centric, but everyone shows up at some point.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Ultra-Geek reviews
It ends with Lord Alcott screaming for Gwaine and Merlin's immediate banishment or execution. Arthur is given the, uh, pleasure of trying to figure out what the hell happened. Questing Trio centric!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Mouths of Babes by Saucery reviews
Once upon a time, Uther Pendragon was a baby. This is his story. Pure comedy cuteness, starring a bumbling young Gaius and a rather scary King Constantine!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Uther, Gaius - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
An Ordinary Man by rockpaperscissor reviews
He might not be quite the most average bloke in existence, but compared to Sherlock... well. There's really no contest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What We Remember Forever by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Diplomatic Immunity by Archaeologist reviews
Merlin goes to Camelot as an envoy between magic users and King Arthur. 4 years ago, Nimueh twisted the truth, making Arthur think Merlin a traitor. That Arthur is unhappy to see him again is an understatement. Sequel to Conversations with a sorceress.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,406 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Learning How to Fly by PaBurke reviews
Summary: Adult birds push their fledglings out of the nest to teach them to fly. John Winchester parents by a similar philosophy. Dean finds himself far from home and struggling to succeed.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,421 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
The Blacksmith's Son by starrylaa reviews
He has the hands of a blacksmith but a heart of a prince- if only she could see that. AU fic, in which Arthur is the blacksmith's son, Gwen a princess and Lancelot the enviable but smarmy knight.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,220 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Hide and Seek by Cairnsy reviews
Shikaku thinks he should spend some father-son time with 6 year old Shikamaru. It is not a mistake he ever makes again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Shikaku N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Great Job Hunt by peroxidepest17 reviews
So what happens after you're done saving the world?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Toph
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Matter of Time by Burenda reviews
When Jak first landed in Haven City, Erol wasn't the one to find him. Now he must face a future he is ill prepared for, and even with help from Sig and Damas, there's no guarantee that he'll survive. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
Blind Date by Shotaphile reviews
DCMK Oneshot; Kaito, Aoko and Hattori centric “When you say ‘blind date’ do you mean the, when Toyama finds out about it she’s going to pull your eyes out with her bare hands, kind of blind? Because that’s precisely what’s going to happen, Hattori.”
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kaito K., Heiji H. - Complete
To Steer The Stars by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
"There are more things in heaven and earth..." As Kuroba Kaito is about to discover, when he overhears an odd conversation between his detective and a mysterious little girl.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Hiruma's Plan by dont look at me you will die reviews
Hiruma comes up with a plan that involves putting Sena in a miniskirt and letting him loose in a hotel filled with football players. In the end, it turns out that no one wants to bone him. Hiruma is remotely disappointed.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
Sleepover by Shotaphile reviews
DCMK Oneshot; Kid and Conan centric "Would you have preferred it if there was a dead body for you to poke at?”
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kaito K., M. Sera - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by netgirly2k reviews
When Arthur and Morgana were children they tried to push each other out of trees, twenty years later and they're scuffling drunkenly over who gets to wear the crown.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Happyish Housemates by netgirly2k reviews
Modern AU in which Arthur, Merlin, Gwen and Morgana share a house and Morgana beats everyone at Guitar Hero.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Rules of Propriety by Philote reviews
A young visiting princess could use a lesson in humanity. Perhaps it is the cruel streak of Merlin and Arthur’s destiny that dictates she learn it at their expense.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Mo'i Wahine by Icka M. Chif reviews
It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Diaspora by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Trapped in a world where displacees from other dimensions are a common occurrence, Ed was promised that he would be sent home within a few weeks. But nothing in Ed's life is ever that simple. Movie AU, full series spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
We'll Share Paradise by Broken-Vow reviews
Erik is not a charitable man, and he will have what is his.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,228 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Membership Drive by nightwalker3 reviews
The Justice Force knows the value of a strong team. That's why they won't break up Leo's.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Seeking the Incomplete by Marz1 reviews
A BTVS FMA crossover. To keep the balance on the hellmouth, the Powers that be prevent the Slayer from returning to life in this world...but the powers don't control every world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,959 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Life On Mars by irnan reviews
Dean gets transported to Atlantis. Sam doesn't deal well. Crossover with SGA.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Falling to the Dark Side by Sinnatious reviews
Eyeshield21/Star Wars crossover. Jedi initiate Kobayakawa Sena's birthday is approaching, but he still doesn't have a Master.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Soulstruck by nightwalker3 reviews
A soul-eating ice monster is loose in the city, but it's invisible and intangible, and Yuusuke's pretty sure he can't kill what he can't catch. Also, Kuwabara and Kurama might be dead. Sort of. Again.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
Hostage Situation by Collegekid2006 reviews
There's a hostage situation at the SBPD involving everyone's favorite fake psychic.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Rest Your Weary Head by K Hanna Korossy reviews
He'd thought older brothers were supposed to be the protective ones. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Justice for All by GreyLiliy reviews
AU Crossover with Justice League. Genjo Sanzo makes Lex Luthor look like a wimp. And who would dare challange Secretary Hakkai? Superman. That's who.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Chrysalis by Ape32 reviews
G1, S2, AU. Spike's life is changed forever by a single act of vengeance. Now he must adapt, or lose not only his mind and his friends... but his very soul as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,717 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007
Soulless Bastard by onyourmark reviews
The Devil finds a punishment that fits Sam's crime.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Nerves of Steel by Ellen Brand reviews
I will have what is yours... Somebody just sent Kuroba Kaito a heist note. And the treasures being targeted are very precious indeed...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,717 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kaito K. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
My Worst Case Scenario by gekizetsu reviews
JD and Dr. Cox, a workshop, snark, guns, and grudging adoration.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Winged Serpant by Icka M. Chif reviews
Sequel to our FMAMagic Kaito crossover 'That Blasted Red Stone'. Years later, during some downtime, Roy stumbles upon a bookstore keeper that bears a striking resemblance to the missing Fullmetal Alchemist...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Wish Your Heart Makes by Vathara reviews
Vlad gets a glimpse of what could have been, had the first portal blown up differently... Crossover with Gargoyles. And shameless fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by ttchaku reviews
[AU] A vampiric Draco, who finds himself with a new blood donor in Harry Potter, must now face the challenges of Hogwarts anew, and this time he has more than just himself to worry about. DMHP in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shuffle by Ysabet reviews
A Kaitou Kid YuGiOh crossover. When heists go wrong, they go WRONG. And sometimes magics mix in the oddest of ways... Watch out for the frozen tuna. NEW UPDATE AS OF DECEMBER 29, 2006! Tiger, tiger, burning bright...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,752 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Yami Yūgi
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
There Wasn't by Tabitha Dornoc reviews
[oneshot, KHII] Some small part in his mind told him it should have been harder, really, to capture the heralded hero of the keyblade... Axel gets Roxas back the good old fashioned way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
One Foot In by Firewind reviews
Envy shows Ed why it's unwise to break a deal with homunculi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Dead, Really by The Green Pilgrim reviews
It's hard getting through the funeral of a loved one... especially when he's whispering rude comments in your ear.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Phantoms and Shadows by Snickerer reviews
Thieves don't mix well. Especially when Shadow Magic gets involved. And the aftermath continues... –Crossover, sequel to Pharaohs and Phantoms–
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
Pharaohs and Phantoms by Snickerer reviews
Kaito never can resist a challenge. Crossover short.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
The Summoning by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] A dark room, a mysterious figure, a magic spell... Yuusuke wants to know why this sort of thing never happens to Kuwabara.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Yusuke U. - Complete
In Plain Sight by Aratlithiel1 reviews
Hobbits don't take instruction very well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Frodo B., Faramir
For the Game by Lizeth reviews
Ryou pushed his yami too far one Friday night. Now it gets interesting, 'cause he's about to find out exactly what his yami does in his spare time... and maybe build a little trust while he's at it? Chibizoo contest entry.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Ankoku Wa Osore Nai Don't Fear the Darkness by Ellen Brand reviews
Joey's a vampire, Kaiba's a sorceror, and... did she steal that monster from Lovecraft? Surprisingly, this is NOT AU. :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
The Lost Commandments
A what if story. Satan steals the 10 commandments and hides them around the dessert. What will happen to God's chosen people without their laws? R&R please
Bible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete