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Joined 06-06-07, id: 1294612, Profile Updated: 07-29-11
Author has written 20 stories for Twilight.
hello,I'mtheenvy real name's isa(short for isabella)and I live in Florida.I am a proud ANimE fREaKat the moment my favorites are
FullMetal AlchemistMeruPuri andOuran High School Host Club~woot~woot~

I do not want to be a writer when i "grow up",
but I do like talking.
so, this fanfiction account thing is basically a way to vent all of my ideas
and get to talk to a whole lot of people at the same time
:D

i enjoy reading other people's fanfics because it gives me ideas for my own.
"Not Another Bella and Daughter Story"
is the perfect example of that.

i just set up a new sitehereIt has pictures and videos for all of my stories
:D
you should go check it out!Alice's Wedding Dressfrom Just Another Bella and Daughter Story(courtesy of xXBiteMeXx)

Not Another Twilight Fanfiction video
(courtesy of alicecullengirl)




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School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Aro's Little Human Pet by lbj reviews
Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Just Another Bella and Daughter Story reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Not Another Twilight FanFiction reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Luke Rowley reviews
oh god, another new character? relax... meet Luke, not your average OC. He doesn't steal Bella from Edward, or any other characters for that matter. He's just trying to survive as a blood thirsty vampire is all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
A Little Priest reviews
Edward and Alice joke about just letting go and feasting one the city. my 20th story! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Kryptonite reviews
Not a SongFic! okay, i lie... But i hate SongFics and i don't hate this...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Isabella Nelluc reviews
Instead of jumping off the cliff Bella becomes an actress. A oneshot about Edward's reaction to an interview. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
The Theory of Reincarnation reviews
A story about Marcus and the person who will change his after life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
The Wizard of Forks reviews
Edward tells Bella a bedtime story about her wonderful adventures in the magical land of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Not Another Instant Messaging Story reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Am I Alive? reviews
A oneshot following Kyra, Sopocles's little sister, as she tries to find herself. I had created the character for Just Another Bella and Daughter Story but you don't have to read that to understand what's going on in this. again: it's a oneshot. No longr
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Twilight the Musical reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Gag Gift Day reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Thriller reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Micheal reviews
A new vampire comes to Forks to live with the Cullens. What havoc will he bring? Mwahahaha! All characters are with their respective partners, CxEs, EmxR, JxA, and EdxB. new chappy: Edward's Revenge. nobody can find Micheal, where is he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,355 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Fun With Felix and Jane reviews
When Jane hears a noise she discovers Felix has feelings for her. Or does he? A humorous, although the summary might not seem like it, oneshot about an afternoon in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Rosalie's New Car reviews
Emmett buys Rosalie a new car and she automatically suspects foulplay. But is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
My Date with Edward and Jacob reviews
Bella tries to make Edward and Jacob get along for a night at the movies. Finally completed just for you! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007
Bella Gets Hiccups reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
In Jasper's Words reviews
Twilight told in Jasper's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007
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