Author has written 6 stories for Prince of Tennis, Eyeshield 21, and Saiunkoku Monogatari.
I ask of you, why come to my profile? No wait--I want to answer that question. XDDDDD
1. You think I'm interesting. In a way, I might be.
2. You are the lovely Ezyl who indirectly convincing me to rewrite my stories over again. Or updating, I don't know which.
3. You're here to read, "If Pigs Could Fly" since somebody recommended it to you.
4. You're delivering a pizza! :D Yum yum.
5. I flamed a Suethor and you were like, "Whoa. Harsh much?" and was curious.
6. You clicked on S.P.A.M.S.P.O.T.'s link. Which is preventing me from deleting the darn story. :D (I like their profile. Makes me laugh.)
7. You're curious about SyUmi's long rant on her profile. Well folks, that was me who argued with her. I give her nothing but the third finger.
8. I reviewed you and you're nice enough to reply.
9. You're requesting me to write something.
10. You're asking me if you should write a SanadaOC.
11. You're wondering if I left or not. I took a long vacation, for sure. I'm going to start by reviewing Suethors and telling them good concrit.
12. You're my friend in real life AND you can recognize me.
13. You're here to kill time.
Well, douchebags, I'm guessing if it wasn't one of those reasons then you're just plain stalking me or clicking on random links. Which is cool. You're welcome to hang out over here and read this profile. I like to think that it is medium length; not long, not short.
Name: Allie. I used to be called alishoane but changed it because I wanted to. :D
Age:Blue cheese, peoples. I like to think I have the same principles as the next Simon Cowell.
Personality: I'm veryyyyy sarcastic. In fact, I have such a cynical view of life that even my principle complains whenever I come to the office.
Likes:How should I put this... ? Anything that gives me emotion I likeys. They include Fall Out Boy, reviews, OCs that make me go 'kya~', flaming, Clorox, and Spongebob Squarepants. XDDDDDDD Oh, and emoticons.
Dislikes: Long list here. And rants all over, too.
You Suethors! Yeah, I'm talking to you, because you're the PROBLEM here! Why is it NECESSARY to pair your fucked up fantasies with the helpless team members? And by the way, there are hotter and sexier boys in the Prince of Tennis other than the Seigaku Team. Believe me! Watch the whole series, write something GENERIC first and THEN try to make an OC come to life and THEN LET HER interact with the freaking guy. You cannot force a boy to go out with you unless you have his blackmail. And even then, I doubt that any of you losers actually have a boyfriend/girlfriend in the first fucking place.
You so-called writers who slob your Canon!Rape all over. Tezuka will never act like a person who is on crack, Fuji will never have another adopted sister (for god's sake, Yumiko! GOD!) and NEITHER WILL ECHIZEN. Especially Echizen--because to put it this way--it's been overused. Guess what? It's originality. Ryuuzaki will never act confident and cunning and sly, and Ryoma will not act like a hormonal beast. There is Niou for that (alas, a different story indeed).
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
-Quotes For the Merry and Cynical-
If you think that those godforsaken kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
I married Mr. Right, but I never knew that his first name was Always.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? ~Die Hard
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Is it the biggest irony to girls that they have no wish of being a whore, yet they glare at you once you say they have no sex appeal? I can only laugh, laugh, and laugh once more. Hypocrites. ~Me
Off to one side Inui scribbled furiously. “Hyotei students always display such fascinating examples of cognitive dissonance. I bet if we asked them about when he cut his hair when he lost in Nationals a few years back, they’d say he did it because he’s a fashion rebel. What a socio-psychological phenomenon! Good to know, good to know.” ~The Onigiri Tastes Best Under the Summer Sun, by thekillerdynamo
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