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Author has written 6 stories for Prince of Tennis, Eyeshield 21, and Saiunkoku Monogatari.

I ask of you, why come to my profile? No wait--I want to answer that question. XDDDDD

1. You think I'm interesting. In a way, I might be.

2. You are the lovely Ezyl who indirectly convincing me to rewrite my stories over again. Or updating, I don't know which.

3. You're here to read, "If Pigs Could Fly" since somebody recommended it to you.

4. You're delivering a pizza! :D Yum yum.

5. I flamed a Suethor and you were like, "Whoa. Harsh much?" and was curious.

6. You clicked on S.P.A.M.S.P.O.T.'s link. Which is preventing me from deleting the darn story. :D (I like their profile. Makes me laugh.)

7. You're curious about SyUmi's long rant on her profile. Well folks, that was me who argued with her. I give her nothing but the third finger.

8. I reviewed you and you're nice enough to reply.

9. You're requesting me to write something.

10. You're asking me if you should write a SanadaOC.

11. You're wondering if I left or not. I took a long vacation, for sure. I'm going to start by reviewing Suethors and telling them good concrit.

12. You're my friend in real life AND you can recognize me.

13. You're here to kill time.


Well, douchebags, I'm guessing if it wasn't one of those reasons then you're just plain stalking me or clicking on random links. Which is cool. You're welcome to hang out over here and read this profile. I like to think that it is medium length; not long, not short.


Name: Allie. I used to be called alishoane but changed it because I wanted to. :D

Age:Blue cheese, peoples. I like to think I have the same principles as the next Simon Cowell.

Personality: I'm veryyyyy sarcastic. In fact, I have such a cynical view of life that even my principle complains whenever I come to the office.

Likes:How should I put this... ? Anything that gives me emotion I likeys. They include Fall Out Boy, reviews, OCs that make me go 'kya~', flaming, Clorox, and Spongebob Squarepants. XDDDDDDD Oh, and emoticons.

Dislikes: Long list here. And rants all over, too.

You Suethors! Yeah, I'm talking to you, because you're the PROBLEM here! Why is it NECESSARY to pair your fucked up fantasies with the helpless team members? And by the way, there are hotter and sexier boys in the Prince of Tennis other than the Seigaku Team. Believe me! Watch the whole series, write something GENERIC first and THEN try to make an OC come to life and THEN LET HER interact with the freaking guy. You cannot force a boy to go out with you unless you have his blackmail. And even then, I doubt that any of you losers actually have a boyfriend/girlfriend in the first fucking place.

You so-called writers who slob your Canon!Rape all over. Tezuka will never act like a person who is on crack, Fuji will never have another adopted sister (for god's sake, Yumiko! GOD!) and NEITHER WILL ECHIZEN. Especially Echizen--because to put it this way--it's been overused. Guess what? It's originality. Ryuuzaki will never act confident and cunning and sly, and Ryoma will not act like a hormonal beast. There is Niou for that (alas, a different story indeed).



Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


-Quotes For the Merry and Cynical-

If you think that those godforsaken kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

I married Mr. Right, but I never knew that his first name was Always.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? ~Die Hard

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Is it the biggest irony to girls that they have no wish of being a whore, yet they glare at you once you say they have no sex appeal? I can only laugh, laugh, and laugh once more. Hypocrites. ~Me

Off to one side Inui scribbled furiously. “Hyotei students always display such fascinating examples of cognitive dissonance. I bet if we asked them about when he cut his hair when he lost in Nationals a few years back, they’d say he did it because he’s a fashion rebel. What a socio-psychological phenomenon! Good to know, good to know.” ~The Onigiri Tastes Best Under the Summer Sun, by thekillerdynamo


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Chapters by autumn-leaf16 reviews
A series of oneshot about Shiraishi Kuranosuke, it relates to my other story 'sacrifice', and Ashita my OC does appear in some of it. The first one is 'In order to win', the first oneshot that I did for Prince of Tennis. Contains spoilers
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 108,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Shiraishi K. - Complete
The Iceman Cometh! by stophoggingtheblanket reviews
When a new girl comes to Seigaku, the regulars start getting some... uhm... interesting ideas to brighten up Tezuka's life. TezukaxOC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,656 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Tezuka K.
The Grapevine by xxkoffeexx reviews
In which an indirect confession erupts into a fullscale war. Never underestimate the power of gossip.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,060 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007
100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei by Apple Snapple reviews
100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei. Number 100. I will not say 'I hate tennis' ever again. Crack.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 79,333 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Distracted by Pharynx reviews
Akutagawa Jirou from Hyotei For Ljs fanfic100. , he keeps geting in to trouble and who is always there to save him? Standard disclaimer applies.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,560 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Akutagawa J., Atobe K. - Complete
Counting Days by bjont reviews
When tragedy strikes Tokyo, the seventeen members of Seigaku and Hyoutei must join forces if they wish to survive. Some character death. Common pairings: TezuFuji, AtoJi, etc.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,675 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Gossip and other things by Matt Taylor reviews
Sena and Suzuna run afowl of the school gossip columnist, while Jumonji intervenes in a mugging, and meets a slightly familiar face. SeXSu, and JumonjiXKatsuko a.k.a. Yuhi's manager
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
And Then There Were None by kaIshekk reviews
A deserted island, ten little wooden monkeys, nine regulars. One by one, they are killed. Warning: Character death. Obviously.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Allegory by the quintessence of wyrd reviews
Three years have passed since The Lost Colony. A heartbroken Artemis immerses himself in a side project, leading him to find closure in the unexpected, albeit with tragic results. AFxOC, rated T just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Artemis F.
Salvation by Xiana Asuka reviews
Religion was not number one on Shishido Ryou’s list of Problems With The World, but it certainly made the top 10. It was the most important thing in Ootori Choutarou's life. Can they somehow compromise and find true salvation? Silver Pair. Complete!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Otori C., Shishido R. - Complete
Musical Notes by xmichiru-chanx reviews
Hyotei's eccentric chairman decides to test out a new idea. Community service at a hospital. When Atobe's assigned to a girl who refuses to undergo surgery for her life, he learns that there are some things money can't quite buy. Like life.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
In Which Momoshiro Turns into a Raving Lunatic by Kyralea reviews
Momoshiro has a plan to get Ryoma with a girl. Well, two. Ok, three...Momosempai, maybe you should give it a rest?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
PoT Characters strike back! by badass baseball bat reviews
They finally snapped! The mary sues are loitering their world and oblitering their sense of characters. Now it's time for them to strikes back, in the meanest possible manner. Warning mary sue bashing ahead, suethors enter at your own risk!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
Priorities by Northlight reviews
Hiruma's first two great loves are football and winning. Hiruma, Mamori
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Talk You To Sleep by Northlight reviews
This is different. Kyoko is different. RenKyoko
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Realizing by TarunaRei reviews
[OCxKamio, oneshot] Kohna look at herself in confusion. What am I thinking? I don’t know him…much less…she thought, clenching her stomach. Unlike most people, it hit her straight in the face what this new sensation was.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kamio A., Ibu S. - Complete
Never Ending by squishy the jellyfish reviews
RyoSakuDanKin Love square. Dan is a freshmen who's a Ryoma wannabe. Kintarou is the rookie who is equal to Ryoma in tennis and ends up in a 40 minute duel for the first point. Written for alishoane.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - R. Sakuno
Cacti Shurikens by Apple Snapple reviews
Wakashi Fumihiro chose a bad day to go to Seigaku. Oneshot. Crack, rated T for swearing.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Unhindered Kisses by Shima And Tempis reviews
Completed drabbles from the 30 Kisses LJ community for Subaru Yagi and Akane Narita. Their romance was unusual, but their love was strong.
Hot Gimmick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,535 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Akane, Subaru - Complete
Spark by xxkoffeexx reviews
Bored and unmotivated, there is one who can’t help but feel inspired by Shitenhouji’s tennis captain. [Shiraishi Kuranosuke centric]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Shiraishi K. - Complete
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Great Chieftain o' the Puddin Race by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Cecile personally believed that the way to a man's heart was through hard work and a show of competence, and she'd found her prince rather lacking. Still, even if her mother's advice wasn't the greatest, her cooking always held up. CecileLloydish
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
The Infallible by TrunkZy reviews
The lovesick meet at night, because it's wrong and they know exactly what they want. ArtemisMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Amor Est Potestas by catharticdeficit reviews
Artemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June Wedding
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Artemis F.
Simple and Clean by Wind-Blown Chaos reviews
All she wanted was a simple transition from friendship to a relationship. He wanted that too, but something happened. Now, can they remain close, let alone friends? OotoriOC.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Otori C. - Complete
Intersect by XxTotallyObsessedxX reviews
He's strange, he is. He just won't accept imperfection. Everything is flawed past satisfaction. Even the work of his very own hands. ::Nominated for best shortfic in 2007 Orion Awards::
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hints by Shire.Conspire reviews
SatoxRisa. NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Two partners working together in the library. Pretty little Risa Harada writing her notes. Cool, quiet Satoshi Hiwatari reading his books. Sometimes we can all miss the little hints.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Satoshi H., Risa H. - Complete
Misconceptions by boyfolk reviews
There were to be no misconceptions between them, it was a business contract, and purely business it stayed. KyouyaRenge.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Kyōya O., Renge H. - Complete
Curse of the Jacket by O'Ylia reviews
It is a very well hidden legend of the Seigaku Tennis Team... guess who hasn't heard of it?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
It Begins by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Follows the kiss scene in Hot Gimmick, volume 1. Here’s my take on what’s going on in Ryoki and Hatsumi’s head at the time.
Hot Gimmick - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Ryoma and Momo's Big Big Closet Adventure by Le Penguin reviews
After a prank goes awry, Momoshiro and Ryoma find themselves locked inside a broom closet. MomoxRyo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
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If Pigs Could Fly reviews
There's only one word written on Kururugi Sana's face and it's called scandal. InuiEijiOC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kikumaru E., Inui S.
This is How I Do Special reviews
After facing a death of someone special, Tomo needs help. Sakuno delivers. Friendship oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - R. Sakuno, O. Tomoka - Complete
Sushi Basket Delivery, Coming Through! reviews
Girls fall in love. Guys do too, but it's the order that counts. Fluffy story about Takashi's first serious romance. TakaOC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kawamura T.
Roller Skates reviews
Suzuna gets Sena a pair of roller skates. Fluffy random chapters for Christmas and after. Happy holidays everyone! SuzuSena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Consorting reviews
Kourin has not spoken to Eigetsu for five years. When will she get the chance? KouEi
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008
Battle of the, um, man? reviews
A oneshot of the adult pairings. [InoueShibaNanako] Shiba's getting jealous... Based on the Orbit commercial.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Inoue M. - Complete
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