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Joined 06-06-07, id: 1294777, Profile Updated: 03-05-10
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Twilight, and Hellsing.

"There are only four questions of value in life.

What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made?

What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for?

The answer to each is the same: only love."

Go to http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/ and read about Minus. It'll do you some good.

All transformers fans I have made some icons if you want to use them you can find them at http://www.omgimages.net/user/WaveWatcher Even if you not a transormers fan I've made some other really cool stuff that you can look at to

Story idea one: Vampires

Anastasia is dating Kevin who is guarded by Jazz, Kevin gets drunk and beats Ana to death, and Anna is turned into a Vampire right before she dies. Anna wants revenge once she learns to control herself, kills Kevin and disappears leaving behind very confused 'bots that don't know what the heck it was that killed him. Meets Sammy (Sam) who teaches her to become a 'vegetarian' vampire, goes to school 100 some years later and is discovered by autobots. Won't say nothing else cause that's already enough of a plot spoiler, for those who love Twilight yes this is a cross over, I love it but couldn't ever come up with something until I thought of this so TADA!!

Story idea two: Mermaids

Lillian and her sister come to shore to visit their aunt who left the water years ago duo to a family feud, when they visit they meet Sam and Mikiale. When they return home however they discover that it no longer exists. They return to their aunts and now have to live on land with their only remaining family. But will they be able hide what happens every night at low tide from the 'bots and their friends?

No one ever reads these so I'm gonna work on making my profile as long as I possible can... so be prepared.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile. If you feel like all Dark Jak needed was a hug, copy and paste this to your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those weirdos who actually reads these things and puts them in their profile, go get a life.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freaking could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language, as we know it, put this in your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!

If you support Captain Jack Saprrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If a pencil has ever gotten jammed in your neck (or another part of your body) put this in your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HAVE EVER tried to take over the world and not succeeded, then copy and past this to your profile and add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, Breezy411, LoveHopes

If you think Rosalie Hale, is too damn mean to Bella copy and paste this to your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be swept up by a dart, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get sucked dry by a Wraith, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t cause your cool like that copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, LoveHopes

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, LoveHopes

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica (real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, LoveHopes

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, lilninjapig, Trickster91, Breezy411, ninja-pirate-alchemist, LoveHopes

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

~Quotes~

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."

"Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken."

“A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.”

“A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”

“7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.”

“43 of all statistics are worthless.”

"If the shoe fits, it's ugly."

"Never take a beer to a job interview."

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"

"If I could lie, I would be in marketing."

"It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame."

"Most born executives are people with a parent who started the business."

"My contribution to productivity at my job is to refrain from giving my co-workers the severe beatings they so richly deserve." — Gene B.

"So I had this dream yesterday that I was at work... no, wait... I was dreaming yesterday while I was at work. Yeah, that's it. Anyway, long story short: Anybody know of a job opening for a security guard?" — Steiner Sellers.

"Word to the wise: When composing an e-mail message to your boss from home late at night, be sure to take inventory of the empty beer cans around you before you press 'send'." — Jumpin' Jack Reynolds.

"I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don't live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

"If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English." — Homer Simpson

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:

1- Cover for me.

2- Oh, good idea, Boss!

3- It was like that when I got here." — Homer Simpson.

"If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they."

"I've found a sure way to relieve office stress:

• Take a deep breath

• Count to 10

• Set the boss' wastebasket on fire."

"Two Rules For Success:

1) Never tell people everything you know."

"Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does."

"If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights."

"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt."

"The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get."

"Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job."

"Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. Everything can be filed under miscellaneous."

"Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour."

"At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying."

"When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it by reducing it to the question, 'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

"No matter how much you do, you never do enough."

"The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong."

“Exercise at work:

• Beat around the bush;

• Run around in circles

• Jump to conclusions;

• Run away from your problems;

• Fly off the handle

• Climb the corporate ladder

• Push a pencil

• Strike any key

• Etc... “

"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves."

“USEFUL AT WORK:

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

14. How about never? Is never good for you?

15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable... Time to up my medication.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.”

"Why are wise men, and wise guys the exact opposite?"

"Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do." — Bertrand Russell

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste... That's why I save it for special occasions."

"Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional."

"You're so open-minded, your brains fell out."

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely."

"I have an open mind — it's just closed for repairs."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality."

— Douglas Porter

"Trust your first impressions. It seems that thinking only confuses you."

"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?"

"There is only one thing that can keep growing without nourishment: The human ego."

"Never argue with idiots. The just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"In a fight between you and the world, I back the world."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"

"Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it."

"I used to have a handle on life, then it broke."

"Minds are like parachutes — they only work well when opened."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Last week I ate a 5th Avenue bar on 5th Avenue while little kids eating Snickers bars snickered at me. It was probably that whole 'irony' thing." — John Gephart

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." — Fran Lebowitz

"Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops." — Frank Muir

"A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen." — Emily Lotney.

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

"If it screams, it's not food... yet."

"Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut!" — Homer Simpson

"Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty." — Matthew J. Siske

"If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?"

"What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together."

"Save the whales — collect the entire set."

"The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner."

"I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa? Well, thanks a lot, Mom — Africans are still starving and American kids are obese." — Larry Baum.

"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening." — Alexander Woollcott.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." — Ed Bluestone.

"My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like — just don't swallow it." — Harry Secombe

"Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards??"

"The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings." — Marc Ostroff.

"I think they should put a warning label on strawberries: 'Caution: tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake'." — Ryan Kaplan.

"Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break." — Lev L. Spiro

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." — Mark Twain.

"I can't believe you can get banned from a bakery for mispronouncing ‘focaccia’!" — Hikeeba.

"The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger." — Chris O'Brien

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with..."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"You know that the outhouse is in the right place if it seems too close in summer and too far in winter."

"When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut."

"If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?!"

"If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long?"

"Ingredients as fresh as they were 27 years ago." — Slogan of the Biscuitville restaurant.

"What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?"

"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." — Jim Eason.

"Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.

"One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg."

"It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth?" — Matt Diamond.

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." -- Joseph Stalin

"To love someone is to see him as God intended him" - Fydor Dostoyevsky

“Two words that guys hate...don’t & stop...unless you put them together”

“Being pessimistic makes you a less hopeful person, but almost always a correct one.” - Andy Bodine

"Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end"

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill

"Sometimes your the dog, sometimes your the hydrant"

“Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.”

“Happiness is felt by making other people happy.”

“You have ONE advantage over me... You can kiss my ass and I can't!!”

“Behind every damsel is a fire-breathing dragon”

“When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, so maybe it’s a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you.”

“Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!”

“I’m a palm reader: Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”

“On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns.”

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present."

"Treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot"

“Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything.”

"I had the whole world in my hands but I gave it away"

"Lets toast till we die"

"I never need to see the sun again, there’s enough light in your eyes to light up all the world"

“There is a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it's not a train!”

“Now you won't talk to me for something I didn't do”

“I pushed it all aside to just stand next to you.”

“Save a baby seal...Club a liberal”

“You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!”

“If you don’t like my driving stay off the sidewalk”

“Life isn’t a garden ... So stop being a hoe.”

"I hate advice unless I'm giving it"

“When ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow.”

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Even If It Kills Me, I'm Gonna Smile."

“In a world of nonsense, everything is something, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it wasn't, was.”

“Love will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly.”

“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.”

“GEEKS UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!”

"The most powerful position is on your knees."

“People can live one hundred years without really living a minute.”

"They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president)

“Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.”

“If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!”

"Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol”

"No one is a failure if they have friends" - the angel from it's a Wonderful Life

“Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. “

"Friends are the flowers in the garden of life"

“Yesterday was never here and tomorrow will never be but today is a gift that's why they call it 'present'.”

"No Matter what you do there will be critics."

"All that changes in history is the name we give things." -Harry Truman

"You never see the bad days in a photo album but it’s those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next."

"There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!"

"You can't free a bird if it ain't gunna fly. You can't live a life if you don't ask, Why?"

"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in." --Benji (Good Charlotte)

"Death is instant, Pain will end, glory is forever"

"The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate"

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately" -- Benjamin Franklin

“Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied”

"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if its wages were paid immediately"

“Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world”

"TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW"

"If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped me"

"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!"

"The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!"

"Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible!"

"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

“Life's a garden dig it”

"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"

“Only after the last tree has been cut down,

Only after the last river has been poisoned,

Only after the last fish has been caught,

Only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten”

"If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it" - Jonathan winters.

"The best man for a job is a woman" - Ares (from Xena Warrior Princess)

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"

"To control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the way" - Lao Ma

“A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult"

“II can resist anything but temptation”

“ I believe in angels,

The Kind that heaven sends

...I'm surrounded

By angels, but I call

Them my best friends”

"If the first grape you eat is bitter then you will not bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one then you will be willing to eat a lot of bitter grapes in search of another sweet one "

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - The Fellowship of the Ring

"I've been rich and I've been poor… rich is better"

“Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher” -Pete Roseg

"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller

"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien

“No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good."

“Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!”

“Sticks and stones are hard on bones,

Aimed with angry art

Words can sting like anything,

But silence breaks the heart...” -Phyllis mcgenlee

"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."

“When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.” --Alexander Graham Bell

“Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence, determination and hard work make the difference.” -- Calvin Coolidge

“Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.” -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?” -- George Eliot

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.” -- Ben Franklin

“Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.” -- Goethe

“What lies before us and what lies beyond us is tiny compared to what lies within us.” -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.” -- Carl Jung

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” -- Robert F. Kennedy

“Friendship with one's self is all-important, because without it, one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.” -- Eleanor Roosevelt

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw”

“~Resistance drains energy~

~Acceptance saves it~

~Cheerfulness sustains it~”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.” Douglas Adams

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.” Douglas Adams

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” Douglas Adams

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” Douglas Adams

“Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pits in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.” Douglas Adams

“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Douglas Adams

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” Douglas Adams

“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.” Douglas Adams

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"

“He thought his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.” Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

“Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.” Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.” Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“Anyone who is capable of getting them selves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” Douglas Adams” The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”

“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.” Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galax”

“People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.”

“Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...”

“Smart is sexy” - The X-Files

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.”

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.”

“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

“I came…I saw…I conquered!” - Julius Caesar

“Veni, Vidi, Vici” - Julius Caesar

“Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

“I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.”

“Never hire a colorblind electrician.”

“I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.”

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“Dark is defined as the absence of light. If you define light as the absence of dark, we'll get along.”

“You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.”

“Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.”

“I know someone who studied for a blood test. They failed.”

"If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"If we quit voting will they all go away?"

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn."

"Join the new game that's sweeping the country! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses."

"After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future." - You Don't Know Me, David Klass

“Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.”

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

“War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.”

“Life: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.”

“War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.”

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100 percent mortality.”

“Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.”

“As we say in Calculus, Wanna be tangent to my curves?"

“Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.”

“Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.”

“The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?”

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard’ I'm always tempted to ask Compared to what?"

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!”

"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil devil."

“Crazy is a relative term in my family!”

“Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.”

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”

“Boys make good pets!”

“Princess in training!”

“At least I can still smoke in my car”

“Caution, Blind Man Driving.”

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

“All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!”

"To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan

"We are going to rip off your testicles... and slash your tires." - Nip

“Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.”

“Half the people you know are below average.”

“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

“The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.”

“All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“OK, so what's the speed of dark?”

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

“Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”

“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.”

“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”

“I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“My mechanic told me, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

“Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”

“The problem with the Gene pool is there aren't any lifeguards”

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

“The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice!”

“Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.”

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"Don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"

“If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven’t used enough”

“Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive”

“Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.”

“I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.”

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

“I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last”

“Silence is silver, but music is gold...”

“Life’s Tough, get a helmet!”

“Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!”

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

“Constipated People Don't Give A crap.”

“If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.”

“The Earth Is Full - Go Home.”

“So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.”

“Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.”

“Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.”

“Illiterate? Write For Help”

“Honk If Anything Falls Off.”

“Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.”

“He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.”

“You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!”

“I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.”

“Fight Crime: Shoot Back!”

“Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.”

“Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge”

“If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?”

“Ax Me About Ebonics.”

“Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.”

“Boldly Going Nowhere.”

“Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.”

“Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.”

“How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?”

“GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A BLONDE.”

“All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.”

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

"I'm not tailgating, I'm keeping up with the pace car"

“Roadhead cures Roadrage...”

“Tell your girlfriend I said thanks”

"WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless."

“Normal people worry me”

“you say physco like it's a bad thing”

“those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do”

“This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.”

“Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.”

"Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever." ~ Holly Marie Combs

“don't regret doing things, regret getting caught”

“None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all”

"my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."

“it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game " - penny anae

“everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE”

“Anger is one letter short of danger.”

“One death is one too many.”

“Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams.”

“If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.”

“Lots of things change...lots of them don't...but the fact that I love you...that will always stay the same.”

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

“I’m sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice”

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"We didn’t lose... we just ran out of time”

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

"You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson

“If you die, I'll kill you!"

“There are some days when I just don't feel like talking... Today is that day.”

“The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”

"Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!!" MOM

“Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be”

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate."

“They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?”

"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!"

“Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.”

“Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.”

"Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information"

“You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.” - Homer J. Simpson.

"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

“Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you.”

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!”

“I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight”

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

“If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!”

“Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome”

“The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!”

“Consciousness- that annoying time between naps”

“Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them”

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

“I love him, O yes I do,

He's for me, not for you,

And if by chance you take my place,

I'll take my fist and smash your face!”

"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons! For you are crunchy. And taste good with ketchup”

“Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!”

"Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died"

“It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone!”

“Every morning is the dawn of a new error”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”

“Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS”

“I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... “

“Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay”

“Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either”

“Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved”

“Dain bramaged”

“Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster”

“Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!”

“Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny”

“Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers”

“OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO”

“A repair shop:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)”

“A Laundromat:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT”

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

“I’m the largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

"Pitching is 80 of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell, Baseball player

"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." - Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow but fast." - Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." - Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

" China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach

"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games." - David Garcia, baseball team manager

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"We're just physically not physical enough." - Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach

"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?" - Driver school applicant

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." - Everett Dirksen, Congressman

"Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?” - Harry News, music reviewer

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old." - Herb Score, Sportscaster

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever." - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.

"We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card...just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4.When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6.When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7.When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8.When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Dragon Kin by Evil Is Relative reviews
Ysmir has completed all the prophesies for the Last Dragonborn. She's made many enemies along the way, but found the family she never thought to have. Now it seems that she might not be the Last Dragonborn after all, for she has found another in her daughter. Now Ysmir must fight those who would use her child for their own ends, and discover if Alduin truly was defeated.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 196,383 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak] Farkas, Vilkas
Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,720 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Scar, Lex
Dragon Kin: Beginnings by Evil Is Relative reviews
Prequel to Dragon Kin. Before she was the Dragonborn, Ysmir was a nameless young girl on the run from the Thalmor that raised and trained her. This is the story of her journey through Helgen, and the day that changed her life forever.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Once Upon a Dream by lellamella reviews
Four years after the war that all but eradicated the human race, the apes are rebuilding their society in peace. Sightings of humans have been extremely rare so when Blue Eyes comes across a young human female that begs him to take her to the colony, he isn't sure how the other apes are going to take to the new arrival. Post Dawn. Blue Eyes/Human OC. Thank you for the reviews/faves
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,142 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
5o shades of green by magik-blood reviews
A socially troubled vlogger dives head first into the story that should make her career, the turtles cope with the clan, and everyone learns being an adult is hard. 2k14 movieverse. Raphril. Slight AprilxMikey. kinda au. Rated for: language, dark themes, & sexual situations. Apologies for dumb title.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - April O'Neil, Raphael
Out of the Blue by heartofsteele reviews
When Leo crosses paths with a beautiful blonde in the midst of a night mission, he comes face to face with a woman he hasn't seen in years, while Raegan Pike, who finds herself once again saved by that pair of unforgettable blue eyes, ends up falling into Leo's world a lot deeper than either of them thought possible…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Leonardo, OC
Purple Haze by heartofsteele reviews
Donatello comes face to face with an amazing techie girl he met online when he and his brothers save her from a group of men, and he finds himself drawn to Cassidy, a girl who isn't scared off by his true nature, but rather, quite intrigued by it. Rated for violence, language, and some sexual situations (that may go deeper in future chapters).
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Donatello, OC
Wrapped in Red by heartofsteele reviews
2k14 Movieverse. Raphril. Set during and after the events at the end of the movie. After a near death experience, Raphael and April are broken and trying to move forward. Everything is going fine until April vanishes, and Raphael's life takes a downward spiral. Can his brothers pull him together in time to save April? Warning: Spoilers! Rated for later on, cursing, and violence!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,485 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil
When Men were Divine Mortals by Sharca reviews
Experiment 259 causes its victims to share a dream revealing their intentions, good or bad. When a local and Gantu fall victim, the adventure before them leaves them thinking; When Men were Mortals and Gods ruled the Skies, how did thee become Divine? OC
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,999 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Gantu, 625/Reuben, OC - Complete
I Am An Illegal Employee by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella is working illegally in a club/hotel in New York. What happens when Alice has a vision and forces the whole family to go visit New York? Hmm...could love bloom? Or will something else happen? T for language and song lyrics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008
a new threat by anime-queen46 reviews
movieverse Sam cousin Ruby Gloom is a little...pain in the but but also happens to be a freaking genious that studied her grandfather's journals only to discover how to make the ultimate weapon. Can Sam protect his cousin with the help of some friends? COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
The Nu Mantia which is Liberté by Dark Knight Gafgar reviews
When Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere took part in the Springtime Familiar Summoning ritual, she expected something majestic. A noble, magnificent creature, like a griffin, or maybe a dragon! ...She got a Dremora instead. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
Resuming Life by ladyjulianna reviews
chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 392,521 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
A Price To Be Paid by Sparks reviews
"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,045 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The lesser evil by rotorhead reviews
2007 movie. Damaged and in Autobot territory with nowhere to go, Barricade is left with few options, none of which he likes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,017 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Barricade, Blackout
Her Passionate Road Home by Mistress Megatron reviews
It's been 10 years since she's last seen the transformers, and 20 years since she last spoke to him. Now Alexis is married to an unfaithful Rad longing for days gone by. What happens when she finds Starscream again? What happens if he remembers what they had?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 208,960 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
A Kind of Moving On by Sparks reviews
"You're making the same choices you did then," she tells him. "Your power is always going to be more important to you than I am." Spoilers for season finale
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
DealMaker and TruthSpeaker by Sparks reviews
"Why did you come back?" he asks her. Her first answer dies on her lips; she cannot trick the trickster. "I met a woman on the road," she says.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
When Worlds Collide by xyzaniainfinity reviews
Prue, Piper and Phoebe, the charmed ones are the greatest good witches ever known. But can the Power of 3 comprehend and fight something the likes of which they had never seen before? TFCHARMED xover
Crossover - Transformers & Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007
A Midsummer Night's Massacre by splattercat reviews
A female scientist who works for the Borgia family has been assigned to four experiments with a group of Yautjas. As she learns more about them, she wonders if it was a good idea to be assigned to them or not, and wonders if she should set them free.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008
American in Hellsing by Elven-Fire-Princess reviews
I think I'm going to change the title...this is a story about an American being taken to England...I hope that you all like it.. I think i'm going to make it an AlucardxOC story, so again, I hope you like it and please give me feedback on this story..
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Alucard
Hellsing Blood Heritage by Rhiannon Thanatos reviews
Syn Newsom is a woman with an interesting past. When her path crosses with the Hellsing Organization, she discovers a few things about herself and her family that are quite unexpected... AxOC, and eventually PxS and IxOC.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 194,395 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Alexandriad: The Song of Fire by SuperGoldenFroggie reviews
The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Rider, Louise
SarahRose Richie Hellsing by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Sarah-Rose is abused and taken to the hospital where Sir Integra saves her. AlucardxOC. CHAPTER 13 IS UP! Y es un lemono lol . Just filler lemon, and does not have to be read. Can be completely ignored, only remembering it IS there.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,048 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Alucard
Song of the Fallen by Ophiali reviews
Words are important to humans. They use them in various forms; out loud, on paper, through music. But how much power do words hold? ...Lying beneath the surface could be the power to transcend barriers and reach the heavens. Post2007Movie
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/7/2007
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,517 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Saving the Damned by Mephala's Sibling reviews
My own twist on what should have happened, the night Lucien Lachance was killed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Lucien L. - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Feelings Misunderstood? or Brought to the Surface? by Witty Sarcasm reviews
Sarah thinks Will is cheating on her and so takes Annabelle to Miami for a month. Will, not knowing where she is in Miami, stays with the Autobots. Perhaps feelings will be brought to the surface? Hide/Lennox? Might up rating because of soldier language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide
Making Lemonade by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Willow is a newly-turned fledgling, and she’s smart enough to know that any vampire in England is considered a threat to the Hellsing organization. As the saying goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. But will they accept her? AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,930 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Starting Over by Kuragari1024 reviews
The tale of what happened to my Xenomorph charcters Makoto and Shisome from One Crazy Life after they were freed to begin their new hive.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,288 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
The Insanity Continues by Kuragari1024 reviews
Sequel to "One Crazy Life". Kurai's insane adventures continue; with some old characters and some new ones. Please R&R!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,015 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Bump in the Backseat by P.A.W.07 reviews
Being the only Decepitcons on Earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn't blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes and jokes, nothing graphic. 07-verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Barricade, Frenzy, Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bubblegum Under the Seat by P.A.W.07 reviews
Barricade is left alone on Earth with nothing, but a "wounded" Frenzy and no hope for a future, but then he notices something strange about Sam Witwicky. Unable to get close enough to confirm his suspicions, he recruits the help one unlucky squishy: Miles. 2007 movie verse. Under revision. Currently a one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Frenzy, Barricade, Miles L., Sam Witwicky - Complete
Transformers: Its in her eyes by Kyrsea-The Horror Movie Lover reviews
07 movie: On the day the AllSpark was destroyed a baby was born. She wasn't even a year old when her parents died in a Decepticon attack. Alice Moore grew up not knowing about her real parents. Nothing seemed wrong until the day a car followed her home.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grounded? by twilightobsessed428 reviews
Edward and Rosalie get grounded. How? Read to find out. Off its unofficial hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006
A Bedtime Story by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-shot. Seras tells a couple of kids a bedtime story. Contains, vampires, knights, zombies, twins, a dragon, an evil priest, a young maiden and... a pretty obvious AxS pairing. Come on, I know you're curious. LoL Well, I hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
A Long Time Since by StephanieBetancourt reviews
Bella is back in Forks with an unmended heart and a strong fear of certain memories. Edward is back as well, alone, guilt ridden, and forlorn. But after almost a century of thinking one doesn't care and the other was dead, what could they possibly say?R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,600 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007
No Smoking Zone by Rhiannon Thanatos reviews
Integra is worried about the outcome of a new mission, and Alucard takes the opportunity to talk to her about a particular bad habit...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-shot. One year after freeing Alucard, his young master has a nightmare about the whole horrible event, and the two discuss it. ... Stupid plot bunnies! LoL Well, hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
(Hiatus) So Alive? by Kei-Ten reviews
Ash had always been his 'baby sister', even when she began to work for the government like he was. But would being with the Autobots change that? Would Will Lenox's baby sister grow up?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Something Different by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short one-shot. While Seras sleeps in Alucard's arms, the No-Life King reflects on their relationship. Hopefully, IC and not too mushy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Playing with Fire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Before she had need of an assassin, Integra needed a companion. She was young, made for elders to sculpt her into a fine leader. And Alucard was just the right kind of psychotic mentor to shape the mold.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Devil on Fleet Street by Black-Raven3 reviews
A Devil ponders about the Demon-Barber of Fleet Street. No pairings. One-shot. Hellsing/Sweeney Todd.
Crossover - Hellsing & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Alucard, Sweeney T. - Complete
Autobots meet two Halfa twins: The Phantoms by Dragon260 reviews
Post Movie and TUE. Danny Phantom and his twin sister, Alex, ended up in a different dimension after their family died in the explosion. In a bad shape they ended up in Ratchet to escape a small group of men. What chaos would come with the Halfa twin?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,819 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ratchet, Danny F.
Moonrise by Point of Reason reviews
It's never just a sunset. It's also a moonrise. Post New Moon. Complete. Over 19,600 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Compassion is Her Nature by Ali Wenstern reviews
Follow up to "Among the Rejects". As a vet, Kim made a promise never to ignore a wounded animal. But when she finds a Xenomorph, wounded by its own kind, will she have the courage to save it? And will it return the favor?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
How to Annoy Galbatorix by Guns-N'-Rocksalt reviews
See title. Reviews are welcome, flames will be ignored.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007
Superstition by Thess reviews
“At the least, I give you credit for not attempting any American rubbish with me.” A glimpse into Alucard’s Valentine’s Day rituals with his teenage Master. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Hands of an Illusionist by Maeve's Child reviews
A tale of a Mystic Elf and her journey through the world of Oblivion. Rated M for future mature themes, violence and naughty behavior. Chapter 5: Blood and Blood
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008
One Crazy Life by Kuragari1024 reviews
19 year old Kurai's life changes forever when she meets a Yautja hunter in her backyard.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 95,982 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by Shini-666 reviews
PostMovieverse An aptitude for making fortunate discoveries by accident. Losing one charge is unfortunate, losing both is careless. With billions of humans in the world, how can Ironhide find just one?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Ironhide
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Walking in Shadow by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Sometimes One Head is Better by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm actually going to try a short romance. Alucard and Integra's bond is driving the poor woman mad. She decides to do something about it. Parings? Uh not what you think from the summary. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. Not to be taken serious.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Integra - Complete
Fidelity by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Imaginary numbers must go somewhere. Alucard’s trapped in a world where vampires are not only real, but treated as a part of the community. And one more thing; in this world, Iscariot reins supreme. The truth here is harsh and very real.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Alucard, Hans G.
To Heal a Soul by Water-smurf reviews
Movieverse When a suicide victim searches desperately for help, she comes across an emergency vehicle, and the person it is may just be the help she needs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ties of Destiny by ElvenHuntress reviews
Asabi had a birthmark that she hid. But when she meets the Autobots, things start to unravel and the mystery of her being starts to unfold. She is not completely what she seems. Ch. 9- Everything goes bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Just a Girl by wierdbot reviews
2007 Movieverse AU. What would have happend if Samuel James Witwicky had been Samantha Jenna Witwicky? Simple: Chaos. WIP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,846 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
Maternal Instinct by Metropolis Kid reviews
After a ghoul attack, Seras finds a terrified boy in a church. Her maternal instincts kick in, and she takes the boy back to the mansion until they can find out who he is and if he has any family. My first Hellsing fic. Anime-verse, post order 13.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Seras - Complete
Bella's promise by x0biteme0x reviews
A delicious smell wafted under my nose, tempting me to awaken. Sweet and chilling, seductive in all its icy glory, Edward's scent surrounded me. Stretching and cracking an eye open, I was greeted by his beautiful smiling face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007
Confusion by Chemiclord reviews
I told him I was confused... right... that's it...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Unexpected by electrogirl88 reviews
2007 movie. It's been a few months since the war against Megatron. Now though Sam and Mikaela have abused a great friendship they've had before all this started. For the safety and hope of getting her back they send Ironhide to watch her. IronhidexOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Sneaking a Look at Bella's Diary by lbj reviews
Edward is in Bella's room one night when he sees her journal sticking out from under her pillow. He begins to read....find out what happens. Between Twilight and New Moon. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Decepticons' Day Off by MrJizg reviews
Megatron decides to treat his men to a much deserved sightseeing holiday in London. Oh dear... [Contains so much OOCness your head'll explode]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
A Twisted Storm in the Face of Life by falling.4ever reviews
A story about Bella told by Bella if she had never known her mom and if her dad had died in a fire when she was 18. I am a huuuuuuge EdwardBella fan, so of course they'll be together. ExB! R&Rs please! Be brutal!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007
Burn The Woods To The Ground by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Triquel to Dont Go In The Woods Alone and It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely Isabella Swan is officially a member of the Volturi. But when those she fought for are in danger, will she risk everything to save them? Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,626 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Moonlight by xxedwardcullenloverxx reviews
What happens when an enemy turns Bella towards him and away from Edward? What will Edward's reaction be? And how will he cope? Suck at summaries, just read! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007
Edward Discovers Fanfiction by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
A testament to Edward's paranoia. He discovers fanfiction by accident and panicks, thinking that someone has leaked the secret. ALice, Bella, and Edward go on a mission to stop Stephenie Meyer from writing any more about vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Desire To Feel by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
AU New Moon fic...Bella's desire to feel emotion pain turns to the need to feel physical pain...rated M for mature themes, and self harm...Edward's POV now added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Culture Shock by Coaxial Creature reviews
Request Fic. Mikaela is pregnant. It's a culture shock for the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
My Life Began With You by Mistress Megatron reviews
Adventure must start with running away from home, but how much adventure is one girl looking for? Life's lessons are learned the hard way as Jessica struggles to figure out her life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,949 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TF story of a girl 1 by RavenABlack reviews
An average jane finds her life rather boring and average, but on a special night she finds her car is an autobot and she is officially declared a keeper! now she finds herself in a strange alternate world in conflict! will she return home or fall in love?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
New Adventures by Katth reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other as long as they can remember. This year is their first year in high school. What new adventures will the school year bring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The will to believe the truth by Felinafullstop reviews
The continuation of The will to lead on and The Will to go on. There's a lot going on. The team is off to get a head start on stopping the decepticons where they stand, there is a snow storm. Ironhide is caught under a fallen tree. Lets see what happens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Unknown Mistakes by luvthatvamp reviews
Sequel to SACRIFICE if you havent read it do not read this. Bella and the Resistors prepare to battle Kevin. Problems arise when Bella goes back in time. Can she figure things out before its to late to save Edward and the cullens? rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Strange Enough by mew-xena reviews
Strange enough, it's not the nightmares she hates the most. It's not even the small ways, the ways that the memories sneak up on her when she thinks that she can finally, finally, forget. Lex relects on the personal aftermath of Antarctica. ONE SHOT
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
All That Jazz by Zexion666 reviews
Amy knew the day was going to be difficult when a giant robot destroyed her house. OC heavy! 2007 movieverse! Yaaaaaay!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,263 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Jazz - Complete
Cities of the Future by Devilish Kurumi reviews
A story about love and hate in a world ruled by Decepticons. AU, no RotF. Character Death, Serious Themes, No Happy Endings. Please read Author's Note.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007
How do You Leave the Past Behind? by Frodosarrow reviews
sequel to Blue Eyed Vampire As a vampire, you have to be able to leave the past. But for Jera, the past doesn't want to be buried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,182 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Death Fairy by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Twilight There is two universes.Earth and Lunaris.Isabella is a Fairy who has to close the connection and Kill Aro Volturi. Edward is oblivious about magic.He is sad and angry. Will he help her? No flames. It will be worth your time! Promise! *On Hold*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bella, Edward
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Real Love in a Metal Heart by Azori Jin Alyx reviews
Prime takes a young humanoid transformer under his care after he rescued her from her captivity. She under cover for her own protection...but how long can she keep that up? Especially as she develops feelings for a certain young Autobot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 68,639 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Fortune by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
What if Hellsing was to be wiped off the face of the Earth for a few years? Most of its members are gone, vampires are almost reduced to their legends,and Alucard is presumed to be dead. But another oblivious heir is about to find a coffin in their cellar
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Alucard - Complete
Their War, Our World by Coaxial Creature reviews
Reqeust fic. Bee, Sam and Mikaela deal with the fact that everyone knows about the Autobots, Decepticons, and the war...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008
Traditions by Tempest2004 reviews
Movieverse The Lennox's teach Ironhide about New Years Eve. Happy New Year! Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
If Fate Allows by Tempest2004 reviews
After hiring a human agent, Megatron must protect her from Starscream. Meanwhile, he must keep his emotional distance from the woman himself. Cybertron. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,829 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Five Boo Boos by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Five times humans were injured; five times their Autobot friends overreacted. Short fics about Mikaela, Sam, Will, Annabelle, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
How to cheat when Eragon is your teacher by 4supernaturalgirl reviews
How can you cheat in a class when Eragon and Murtagh are your teachers? Well...that’s easy...specually since its not just me now! Lets just say this is Eragon and Murtagh's worst nightmare times 5!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime and the Autobots fall into a trap made by the Decepticons, only that the whole thing has effected them all. Now some of the Autobots and Decepticons can't even hear, see or speak. But the leader of Optimus Prime has got it bad, very bad...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Love of the Game by Kenya Starflight reviews
Third of four TransformersHarry Potter crossovers. When the Quiddich World Cup is cancelled due to the war with Voldemort, Fred and George talk the Transformers into holding their own Quiddich match. Big mistake...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
A Leader's Love by Witty Sarcasm reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!...2007 movie. Another teenager is suddenly involved with the Autobots and a certain transforer gets protective. OptimusOC Chapter Disclaimers: Sadly, I do not own Transformers. OC a mild Mary-Sue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007
White is Pure, But So Is Silence by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
PreCybertronverse. A femme is brought into the Decepticons army as a baby, and Megatron's on top of that. What will happen to her when they discover she isn't able to talk? At all?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Return To This Ugly Yet Beautiful World by moviefan-92 reviews
A new, happier ending to the show. Takes place 5 years after the anime. Takeru spots a familiar light in the sky. Hoping it's Hikari, he rushing towards it. OneShot. COMPLETE
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World/この醜くも美しい世界 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2007 - [Takeru T., Hikari] [Akari, Ryou N.] - Complete
Interviewer Bias by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
If you were the President of the United States and wanted a thorough, scientific opinion on a group of aliens, who would you send to Nevada?
Crossover - X-Files & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2007 - D. Scully, Optimus Prime - Complete
Hide and Seek by Shini-666 reviews
Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
The will to lead on by Felinafullstop reviews
This story takes place after The will to go on This one is Optimus' POV. OptimusxJo ravage is caught outside the base in the snow. Optimus deals with having a relationship with a human, and gives her a gift. now he's said too much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Five Times Humans Confused the Autobots by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse...and One Time They Didn't. Five cultural misunderstandings and one evening of enlightenment that shaped Autobot and human relations, for better or worse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Decepticon's Serenity by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
movieverse2007 The decepticons world gets flipped on its head when one little femme is adopted by Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Voice of Words by LunarYamiDemon reviews
Rei is an ordinary teenager with an unusual look and appearance. She would be normal if not for the fact that she had a little secret that not even her best friend knows. She is dragged into a war that is soon to begin and may decide the fate of the world
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007
New Family by electrogirl88 reviews
2007 movie somewhat...Shell has a thing for vehicles, but when she helps Sam pick out his car she starts to get this wierd vibe. Next thing she knows she's turned into something else and becoming part of a new family. BumblebeexOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Are you a Decepticon? by Tempest2004 reviews
Just a short conversation between Author and Subject. Oneshot, Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
What Would They Be? by LadyKnightSkye reviews
So, if the Autobots could dress up for Halloween, what would they be? The answers are within. WARNING: This is nothing but cloudlight fluffyness. You have been warned. Rated cause of a wordydurd.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Soldier, Stand or Die by Jason M. Lee reviews
Sam never thought it was possible to muse on a single phrase for so long.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Jazz, Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Allergies and Duct Tape by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Cringe by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Jazz and Mikaela accidentally discover a quirk about Ironhide that even he didn't know about.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Idiocraty by KnittedOrange reviews
Me being random once again and getting on the Autobots nerves.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
A Series of Impossibilities by Dark Maria reviews
Post 2007 movie A woman finds a strange metal shard after the final battle, and what happens after will affect more than her life. Part One of Fair Winds of Cybertron. Read and review, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 53,587 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Megatron - Complete
Great, Another Invasion! by Umi Mikazuki reviews
The Decepticons aren't the only aliens interested in Earth and its inhabitants.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2007
Sleeping Beeauty by littleoddball reviews
2007 movie. SamXBee and others. Never underestimate the fairy tales or Annabelle! Sweet and funny. Don 't want to give anything away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Energon Bakies by KnittedOrange reviews
I decide to make some bakies and share with my friend. The Autobots question my sanity. And Sloth learns a lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
There's Always a Few Nuts in the Family Tree by Hoodoo reviews
Set after 2007 movie. Sam's forced to get a job.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sam Witwicky
Ed and the Sprat by z'yiandria reviews
He knew her four days and died for her. Ed's views on Nita and the Song of the Twelve through Deep Wizardry.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Dying Is Your Latest Fashion by psychiatrist's worst nightmare reviews
[By wrecking hotel rooms and Just A Little Bit Dramatic] The world was shaking, and suddenly tilted at an angle. Something hit my head, and I vaguely realized I was lying on my side. Then it hit me: I had done this. I had slaughtered the being I loved...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Hidden Memories by blackirises reviews
AU.edward left. bella attacked & changed. but what if she and the cullens meet again 10 years later and she doesnt remember her human life? will love conquer all? what is victoria planning? RxR. first fanfic. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I EDIT & FINISH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,617 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Don't Need To Whisper by wrecking hotel rooms reviews
Just this once, lets allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are. ON TEMP HIATUS! I WILL COME BACK.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007
I'm not leaving you by littleoddball reviews
Movie 2007. Sam's thoughts during the battle and Bee's role in it. Some SPOILERS. SamXBeeKind of sequel to You are not a soldier but can stand alone, even if Sam and Bee shouldn't.Rating to be safe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Fanbot by KnittedOrange reviews
Starscream and Megatron with a glitch. It's funny XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
High as an MiG by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Comfort by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ratchet doesn't just heal physical wounds.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Meet the Car by Umi Mikazuki reviews
And you thought the idea of introducing your significant other to your parents could be stressful...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Don't Mess With Sarah Lennox by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
The Day After by Tempest2004 reviews
[G1] Sequel to 'It's Not Funny' Prowl does something very unProwl like and a surprise 'Con embarrasses Megatron. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Mystery Bird by Dark Maria reviews
Features my HMW character. K because there's couple swears, but that's it. A Seeker's hobby and the effect it has on an Army base...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Night Ride by Kenjirose reviews
One day Anne is having a bad time going to sleep, so will does the only thing that will work, take her on a night ride with Ironhide. unfortunately not everything is as planned, some peaple seem to want to get on Ironhide's last nerve... then there's Will
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Mother's Day by PinkPanther9.7 reviews
People should appreciate their mother more, even the mightyest of mechs can feel love and compassion, even Megatron. Andromeda is going to get more than flowers today.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Ratchet's Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
On one pleasant evening, after the war, the autobots and their humans are stargazing. What happens when Sophie starts asking questions about the autobots and babies? SamXBee implied. Lots of sugary fluffiness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Simmons on a Joy Ride by Mistress Megatron reviews
2007 Movie Yet again Agent Simmons is having bad luck as he and Frenzy accidentally get into the wrong cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Sneeze by VampireApple reviews
Hold your horses. I’ll tell you why I’ve been asking all these questions in a minute. Complete. Slight ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Ratchet's Threat by KnittedOrange reviews
Here it is...Ratchet's Threat...now all those who've asked, this is what he did.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Don't Lubricate on the Human by Mistress Megatron reviews
After 2007 movie Agent Simmons decides to get revenge for Bumblebee lubricating on him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
It's not funny by Tempest2004 reviews
[G1] What can I say? Old hydraulics and older Transformers. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007
Fate's A Funny Thing by Ayode reviews
A 'Bella is changed under different circumstances' story. How does entering a family of vampires she's never met before change her story? Rated T for language... I suck at summaries.. this is at least better than it was..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
Shorty's Secrets by KnittedOrange reviews
Sequal to Height Problems. The other short bots want to know how Bumblebee got the taller bots to quit with the short jokes. Read the notes at the top! It won't make much sense of you don't! Disclamer: Transformers do not belong to me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Height Problems by KnittedOrange reviews
Bumblebee is having trouble with his height. He finds someone to help.Disclamer: Transformers do not belong to me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
They'll See by KnittedOrange reviews
Starscream's had enough. Disclamer: Transformers do not belong to me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
The Best TeeBall Team Ever! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
When Bella is wrangled into coaching Jessica's teeball team for a night, Edward and Alice help out too. What could possibly go wrong? HEE HEE! You just have to know, don't you? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Cold arms, Warm embrace by topazalice reviews
“I want ever…one, out there… is going to be a lot – blood.” She struggled for the words.“Nonsense we all have never been more in control around blood than we are now.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007
A Decepticon's Life for Me by Tempest2004 reviews
Megatron gives a new recruit the willies. Songfic, Oneshot. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Ice cream! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Magical Effects of Alcohol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Someone contaminated the lakes and rivers outside of Forks with alcohol, and it just so happens Edward is out hunting. This is totally random and RETARDED! Ever wondered if Edward wears boxers or briefs? Read chapter three to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
I dare you to by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
ONESHOT:Bella dares Emmett to do somethig.Will he do it? If i have a lot of spelling mistakes it is because i did not send it to my Beta. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is Love Gone? by TheNighttimeSky reviews
From when Edward left Bella. My own version of what happens after Edward left Bella. Will there more vampires? Will Edward come back? What will happen! Read and find out! My first fanfic. Rated T in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
Into The Forest by Simply Emma reviews
William changes Bella so she can be his mate Bella hates being a monster. Her coven and her go to Forks they meet the Cullens, Bella takes a liking to Edward, too bad Bella has a mate and he wont let her go. Can Bella get away from him and be with Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Small Steps by BG Sparrow reviews
[Set during invasion] An emotionally unstable girl adds moving across the state with her family to her list of things that are slowly but surely weakening her. If she thinks moving on is a challenge, what happens when the aliens show up?
Signs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 6/22/2006
Seeing Angels by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
It was impossible...I couldnt be...but I was. I was seeing angels. [Edward's POV] Rated T for safety...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Things I Will Not Do in Alagaesia by Jedi Master Evenstar reviews
Thses are 63 things i promise though with some giggling to never do in Alagaesia. Written during Earth Scince. R & R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Three Amigos by Tempest2004 reviews
Fed up with the younger bots, Megatron, Optimus and Vector Prime get drunk and embarrasing, leaving Jetfire, Red Alert and Starscream to clean up. Rating for Langauge. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Lab Partners by VampireApple reviews
Remeber the two students that had their books open under the table during the fist lab in Twilight? This is their story. No pairings. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
To: The Big Monkey by Tempest2004 reviews
When Galvatron writes a message to our favorite leader, he sends it, thinking it will never arrive. Boy was he wrong. My first Transfomer's fic, nonslash, slightly fluffy. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
The Rare Side of a Tyrant by Prime Revolver reviews
[G1] Everyone knows who Megatron is and his bad side most of all, but even he has a soft side. But have you seen his fatherly side? Oneshot and my first fic RNR plz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Apology Accepted by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Jasper and Bella finally talk about what happened in New Moon. Rated T just to be safe. Just Bella and Jasper bonding...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Treachery Of The Mind by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Edward's POV of that day in the forest, when he broke Bella's heart and his own...set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Blue Eyed Vampire by Frodosarrow reviews
Two new vampires in Forks. OMG CHAOS! Bella gets changed. A..er interesting romance. The Volturi. And much much more. What will happen? Sorry about the crappy review. NEW MOON SPOILERS. From my character's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,993 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
The Mastershark by User 4575 reviews
Everyone's favourite Pale Slayer's thoughts after a while in Timeheart. Set anywhere after Deep Wizardry really. Repost I've brushed it up and added bits.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Ningyo Hime by wilderness-writer reviews
The cold metal of the ship’s deck felt foreign against Katara’s bare feet, as strange and out of place as the silks that shifted restlessly against the curves of her frame...Zutara oneshot, with a Hans Christian Anderson twist.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Air To Water by Linables reviews
Aang and Katara are presented with an incredibly tempting situation being alone. AxK lemon. Whoooooo!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Aftermath 2 by CassieKnight reviews
The sequel to Aftermath: Lex finds herself in an undesirable situation....but she's not the only one. Her boyfriend, Steven, has met up with someone...something...he never expected.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Hunter's Quest by CassieKnight reviews
We know how Lex saw and felt the events during the time in the pyramid...but what did Scar think and how did he see it all fold out? The AvP movie based on Scar's side of things from beginning to end...Rating for language and icky images please R&R Co
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Aftermath by CassieKnight reviews
Alexa Woods returns home and tries to carry one with her life. Eight months later, she discovers a visit from someone much too familiar. (Poor Summary) Please R&R. Complete
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
The Letter of the Law by ShadowShock reviews
How does he manage to get me both out of trouble and into it at the same time? G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Eliza and Tarantulas by Wavelength reviews
Tarantulas goes to the robo-shrink
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2001
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Bathtubs and Roses reviews
This is the story of the day Alicia died and what happened when she awoke in what was suppose to be a paradise.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alucard
Teenagers reviews
Post 2007 Movie. The blot bunnies keep biting me so here are some one shots with OC's. They are disconnected randomone one shots. Disclaimer: I own nothing. You sew. You get nothing. Comprende? T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Hearts Song reviews
A poem describing Bella's feelings after Edward left and Jake entered the story. I'm terrible at summaries, it's better then it sounds promise :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete