Jade Ellizabeth
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Joined 06-06-07, id: 1294927, Profile Updated: 06-10-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I finished posting the second chapter of Cullens vs The Wildcats, when I thought to myself, well Jade. After months of procrastinating you finally have a story up. You might wanna make something of a bio/profile thing.

So here I am.

Uh...
I'm fifteen.
I'm a girl.
I'm petite.
My hair has been every colour of the rainbow.
I loooove music.
I loooove books.
I'll read basically anything.
My favourite movie is 'Almost Famous'.
My favourite colour is green.
I make the best brownies in the world.
I hate the cold.
But I love the rain.

Come on now, sugar,
Bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
Just remember me when you're good to go
Come on now, honey,
Bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
Just remember me when.
- We Used to be Friends , The Dandy Warhols

"Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating. I will kick you in the tights and you'll go down, you're very top heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard. Oh yeeah. Oh no. Naughty, naughty kool aid. Oh yeah? No, no. Oh yeah! No."
-Dane Cook

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Teach the Heart to Reflect the Wound by apocalypse cabaret reviews
AU. Because in the end I always get the better of me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Snow White, Rose Red by Shiroi Mikomi reviews
Oneshot. It is no secret in the Cullen household that Rosalie wishes she were dead.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Tears by Lilyfish reviews
Rosalie discovers what vampires cannot do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/2/2007
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
This is How the Story Goes by emilie whoa reviews
What if Bella didn't jump off the cliff alone? Would Alice still come running? Would Edward try to kill himself? Would he return to Forks, or stay away forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Cullens vs The Wildcats reviews
Set before Twilight.HSM/Twilight The Cullens move to Albuquerque and are starting school at East High.How will the Cullens react to the Wildcats? How will the Wildcats react to the beautiful yet anti-social Cullen family? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete