Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
I finished posting the second chapter of Cullens vs The Wildcats, when I thought to myself, well Jade. After months of procrastinating you finally have a story up. You might wanna make something of a bio/profile thing.
So here I am.
Come on now, sugar,
"Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating. I will kick you in the tights and you'll go down, you're very top heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard. Oh yeeah. Oh no. Naughty, naughty kool aid. Oh yeah? No, no. Oh yeah! No."