Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Spider-Man, Resident Evil, Marvel, and Dead or Alive.
Status as of Feb 20, 2014:Sorry ladies and gents, still no good news sadly. Life has been changing fast for me and priorities are constantly shifting. I will eventually get back to my stories and I'm slowly scrimping by with the spare time I can spare and the rest time I have that I can afford to devote to writing. I'm sorry once again for these severely prolonged delays.
Announcement: Some of you might be wondering what has happened to my fic "Rebirth" well sadly, I have decided to discontinue the story. Why you ask? Because even though it was meant to be a different sort of NaruHina story. I realized it was starting to attract the kind of reader I'm not trying to appeal too. By no means what so ever do I support MinaHina. It was meant to be something different but if those kind of supporters are going to read my story and are going to think I support their cause, the story is chopped, cut, and thrown out and will not be up for any kind of adoption. Sorry people I'm NaruHina, there is no way around it or any alternative. Just because Minato is Naruto's father doesn't make him Naruto or a suitable replacement. When it comes to NaruHina, there is no Naruto replacement people. So that's it, the deed is done and that venture is gone. I'm not gonna give an Anti-NaruHina fan any fuel for their cause. If you got a problem with that, write it on a letter and mail it to me 4 years ago when I gave a damn.
I once had a name...I once had a love...Now all I have is my sword.
Zodiacs: I am a snake and a scorpio.
Occupation: US Marine Reservist
Future Career: Currently I'm a US Marine Reservist, I plan on going to the Police Academy. I wanna be a cop for my career.
MOS(Military Occupational Specialty):0844 Field Artillery Fire Control Man
Hobbies: Airsoft, anime, cars, manga, videogames, music, motorcycles, motorsports, and rest I don't remember.
Favorite Novel: World War Z by Max Brooks, Great book, chilling image how our world would turn out in a war against the undead.( If you read, Zombie Survival Guide also by Max Brooks, he'll explain that they aren't exactly the dead resurrected. Trust me read'em there both good books.)
Favorite JRock song: Empty96 by Uverworld (for now)
Favorite JHipHop song: Lean on Me by Home Made Kazoku (for now)
Favorite JR&B song: TABOO(A tip of M-FLO remix) by Ken Hirai featuring Lisa(M-Flo)
Favorite Trance song: Raindrops by DJ Diamond (any version of the song I like)
Favorite Soft Rock song: Wonderful World by James Morrison
Manga I am currently reading and have: D.N. Angel, Devil May Cry 3, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, Initial D, Kashi Mashi, Kedamono damono, Rose Hip Zero, and Samurai Champloo (in the future there will probably be more)
Manga I have finished reading and have: Angel/Dust, Chrono Crusade, Full Metal Panic!, Full Metal Panic! Overload!, Najica Blitz Tactics, Read or Die, and Witchblade: Takeru
Manga I am currently reading and don't have: Bleach and Naruto
Manga/Anime I would like to see made:
Resident Evil: Sure their is a series of comic books based on the games, but to me there not to good. I would much rather see a manga on it like Devil May Cry, which also has a anime.
Metal Gear Solid: For a phenomenal game like this, that has a impossibly long cut scenes and dialog, and incredible fight scenes. How the hell can this not have an anime based on it?!
Phrases/Quotes I like:
"Oh...we're not bad people, we just don't want to pay 12 a month for Cinemax."
-from: Cleveland Brown, Family Guy
"By starting this pointless squabble you've done nothing but reveal just how vast your stupidity is."
-from: Jin, Samurai Champloo
"When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let the world figure out how the fuck you did it."
-from: FloofyFan13 on deviantART
"Could you be...a little less talk and a little bit more "shut the hell up?"
from: Dr. Daniel Jackson, Stargate: SG-1
"We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine By GOD!!"
-from: the USMC, baddest motherfuckers on the face of the earth
"When in doubt, whip it out-Empty the Magazine!"
-from: Sgt. E-Tool, U.S. Marine Corps Grunt
"Behold! My fucking ultimate weapon the new Automated Robofield Powertronic Cyberbot Supermega Death Christ 2000 Version 3.0 beta biatch!"
-from=fighterace2688 on deviantART
"Hmm...How can I say this...? My first impression is...I don't like you guys!!"
-from: Hatake Kakashi, Naruto anime/manga series
"You, you, and you...Panic. the rest of you, come with me...!"
-from: Sunluver on deviantART
"I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell. I guess it's because I feel like I'm already there."
-from: Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"I started freaking out...cause he was Chinese I was like, why was he talking like that?"
-from: Dave Chappelle
"Do you know why your eyes are both on the front of your face? It's so you can make forward progress. There's not a single person in the world that has a road back. No matter what happens, all you can do is open your eyes, and walk forward. That is human nature."
-from: Yorihira Mataza Tsumuji, Tenhjo Tenge
"I swear to drunk I'm not God."
-from: Ravenrockmind on deviantART
"Oh that doesn't look so bad...beep beep beep!...Looks like they're building more...beep beep beep beep beep!...a lot more...beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!...oh crap..."
-from: Dr. Rodney McKay, Stargate: Atlantis
"Just blast some music, so we can dance around like RETARDS and sing like we're ON CRACK
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"Superman is dead, good people die young, love is a dangerous and misleading emotion, countries with nuclear power want our destruction, we have a complete idiot leading us, and this world and race is headed on a downward spiral...isn't life golden?"
-from: silver6kraid on deviantART
"That was crazy I hope I didn't brain my damage."
-from: Homer J. Simpson
"If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16...she's 12. If a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 26...she's damn near 40."
-from: Chris Rock
"If living means that I must bow down to you guys, I'll happily stand tall and die!"
-from: Mugen, Samurai Champloo
"That's the thing, everybody thinks they're gonna get a chance to punch a Nazi in the face in Normandy. But those days are long gone."
-from: Weapons System Officer Chris Burnett USN, Behind Enemy Lines
"Every man must carry his own weight. Every man must be the instrument of his own salvation."
-from: Sgt Gustav Hasford, USMC
Think you gangsta? Popped a few rounds?
-from Lupe Fiasco, song lyrics for Little Weapon
"YEAH!! ROCK AND ROLL!! ROCK AND ROLL!! BRING ON THE PAIN!!"
-from Joe Swanson, Family Guy
"We must be the change we wish to see in the world."
-from: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
"I drift not because it is a quicker way around a corner, but the most exciting way."
-from: Keiichi Tsuchiya, Drift King
"THAT'S RIGHT! Thats what you get! Look at you, ship all banged up! WHOSE THE MAN? HUH? WHOSE THE MAN? Wait until I get another plane! I am going to lower your friends RIGHT BESIDE YOU!"
-from Captain Steven Hiller USMC, Independence Day
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
"Iraq should look to Israel for a model that combines democracy and religious belief."
-from Reza Aslan, Writer and scholar
-from Keiichi Tsuchiya, Drift King
"If we don't figure out a way to strip these conflicts of their religious connotations, then we will never figure out a way to put an end to them. Because as long as these remain cosmic conflicts, they will go on for eternity."
-from: Reza Aslan, Writer and scholar
"Besides the Army's weak, now the Marines those are men you wanna fuck."
-from: Louis Griffin, Family Guy
"There's tension on the track, now you see how hard it is. You may be fastest on the street, but unless you know the track, you're not good enough to sit behind the wheel."
-from: Keiichi Tsuchiya, Drift King (Tsuchiya speaking to Shikiba, subtitled portion, Shuto Kusokou Trials MAX)
"The one who strikes first wins!! One hit kill!!"
"You guys are all queers...and I am too! I scrubbed and I scrubbed but they don't make water hot enough!!"
-from Joe Swanson, Family Guy
-from Koko Hekmatyar, Jormungand
"Lady, I'm a God fearing , peace loving, man of the people."
-from Carl Johnson "CJ," Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker"
-from: Robert Downey Jr.
"Now's my que to come from nowhere, with a shotgun and blow the fuck out of you!!"
-from: Random LCPD cop from Grand Theft Awesome IV
"Public urination is disgusting, accept during "The Million Man March," when the porta johns were set on fire, then I let my stream of justice put out the flames of hate."
-from Cleavland Brown, Family Guy
"Some people are like Slinkies...they're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"See I'm like one of those Bald Eagles you see on the Discovery Channel. Beautiful and Majestic, but mess with one of my chic's and I'll use my razor-sharp talons to gouge your fucking eyes out!"
-from Louis Griffin, Family Guy
"On, they can't because they're all posted on me. One DEA, one FBI, A Russian, a Cuban double agent and my paymasters. Checks and Balances. Nobody is watching anybody watching nobody."
-from Mike Toreno, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"I used to always cry and give up ... I nearly went the wrong way ... but you ... you showed me the right way ... I was always chasing you ... wanting to overtake you ... I just wanted to walk with you ... I wanted to be with you ... you changed me! Your smile saved me! So I’m not afraid to die protecting you!! Because I - love you ..."
-from Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto
"The generation that grew up on these, started three wars, two police actions, and the National Hockey League."
-from Grandpa Pappy, The Fairly Odd Parents
"You shoulda known that Rolex was fake cause it's warranty was only for 2 hours, and you shoulda known that the Jackson that the 20 wasn't Jermaine Jackson."
-from Will Smith, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Philip baby, if Mr. Goodwrench wants to visit Mrs. Toolbox ever again, he better get the hot water running again."
-from Vivian "Aunt Viv" Banks, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Doomsday device? Now the balls in Farnsworth's court...I suppose I can do away with one and still be feared."
-from Prof. Farnsworth, Futurama
"Which is why he's been married three times already and won't admit he likes men."
-from Packie McReary, GTA IV
"Listen Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in any language. So stick a sock in it you fucking cow!"
-from Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
"Fuck you William Shatner, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!"
-from George Takei, The Roast of William Shatner
"Well then today's your lucky day. Cause I'm a holding, loving, stroking machine. Also spanking."
-from Philip J. Fry, Futurama
"I am the White Void. I am the cold steel. I am the Just Sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the Sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction."
-from Hakumen, Blazblue Calamity Tigger
"I got tickets to Celine Dion, I'm not gonna kill her, I'm just gonna watch her die on her own!"
-from Death, Family Guy
"People who know me will call me a failure...and others will know me as the worlds sexiest killing machine!"
-from Bender Bending Rodriguez, Futurama
"You have to exterminate pests as soon as they start infesting your home!"
-from Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Bleach
"It's anti-personnel, anti-material...hell it's anti-every damn thing."
-from GySgt R. Lee Ermy
"The essence of a warrior is as a means for the weak to fight the strong and what is important then is not strength, but wisdom and judgment, in that way, you two are natural-born warriors. That is what I've learned."
-from Mitsuomi Takayanagi, from Tenhjo Tenge
"You think I'd get into a truck full of red-necks without packing heat?"
-from Cleveland Brown, The Cleveland Brown Show
"When I feel fear, I cannot lie to myself. Instead I step into it. I go for it and live my life into possibility."
-from Sgt. Rudy Reyes, USMC Retired
"I wouldn't know how to deal with it until it happens to me."
"I'm not going to kill you, you're just going to disappear for a while..."
"Yeah well you know what? Go fuck yourself!!"
"You know there is a reason in particular why I call you a (insert word) and you just helped me prove that reason."
"Quite a few people are under the misconception that the military is populated with idiots and that they are always put in the frontlines. In truth though if this was the case then this country would have it's ass handed to it by everybody from Al Qaeda to The Zulu Tribes. Do some fucking research people before you judge the Men and Women who volunteer to protect this country and most importantly the people who live in this country."
"Man kind doesn't learn from its mistakes. Man kind survives its mistakes to live another day so it can make the same mistake again."
"I enlisted in the USMC not because a recruiter told me too or that I was offered a deal, I enlisted on my own personal beliefs."
"You know a generation of literary writing and entertainment has failed epically and miserably, when vampires apparently "sparkle." And yes I am referring to Twilight."
Best Naruto FanFics I have ever read:
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G
Windows of the Soul by Dez Guardius
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt
About my pairing preferences: I keep my pairing preferences/bias separated among animes/mangas/series. That means just because I like "oblivious idiot x shy girl" in one series, doesn't mean I prefer it for everything I watch or read. Another reason why I separate my preferences/bias is because of how people compare and reason for pairings of one series to pairings of a completely different series. Another way of saying this I may like the possible canon pairing in one series but then I favor crack and unusual pairings of another series, well actually Naruto is the only series where a favored a normal pairing that much. Most other series I favor crack pairings.
Pairings I like:
Naruto and Hinata: Most logical to me, it would take forever to happen, but that's what character development is for. There is no other substitution. Sure it is essentially nothing more than infatuation with Hinata, but it can develop into more. Now I know you guys are gonna ask "Why did you kill off Hinata in your fanfic!? You said it was your favorite pairing!" Let me establish this, I wanted to do something different! Besides I still established that they got together and very much loved each other, up until a tragic moment.
Naruto and Shizune: I am a full Hinata and Naruto fan and I want it to happen in the anime/manga, cause it's meant to happen. But they don't call it fanfic for nothing! I love this pairing cause to me in some freakish way. Shizune is like a older version of Hinata, sorta, okay maybe not. But that's how I see it.
Inuyasha and Kikyo: In my personal opinion I never really liked the Inuyasha and Kagome pairing. It's alright and it's beyond obvious that those two are going to be together. But I liked the tragic romance set up between Inuyasha and Kikyo much more. Despite the whole try and kill Inuyasha thing I still like the pairing.
Ichigo and Rukia: I love the idea of the hate and argue with each other constantly and then fall in love with each other pairing. Ichigo and Orihime is good too. However I also and have read a lot of crack pairings, such as Ichigo and Kukaku, which of course I don't see a whole lot of.
Unohana and Zaraki: I've actually read the few Ichigo and Unohana pairing stories. But this I like a lot more. The captains of two opposing divisions having a thing for each other.
Kyon and Yuki: The guy who wants a normal life and the girl who can't act normal.(I know it sounds like Kyon and Haruhi also) Aside from that pairing I also like Kyon with Tsuruya or Ryoko. I know the pairing with the girl that who tried to kill Kyon, but like I said for most series I like crack and unusual pairings.
Sosuke and just about any girl: Sosuke and Kaname is a preference but I also like Sosuke and Tessa. And if there are any, Sosuke and Mao is something I'd like to read.
Ragna The Bloodedge and Rachel Alucard: My favorite, doesn't top NaruHina but it's right below it. I love this pairing, boy loses his little brother and sister to badguy, badguy kills boy, vampire girl turns boy into vampire. And now boy is the relunctant hero of sorts. There is so much potentil between the two because of the subtle hints Rachel has to liking Ragna. Plus I think they look so cute together.
Pairings I hate the most:
Hinata with anyone other than Naruto: This is always a killer for me when reading other fanfics or doujinshis. I can't find myself reading any further if Hinata isn't paired up with Naruto. I especially hate it when Hinata and "Sasgay" are paired up, IT DOESN'T FREAKIN' WORK!! I hate all these crap reasons people have for the pairing "They have the same hair color..." "They're both quiet..." "They look cute together..." "If they got together they could mix their bloodlines..." "It can be like Romeo and Juliet" "They deserve each other..." THEY DON'T EVEN F@#ING KNOW EACH OTHER!! I also hate HinaKiba, HinaShin(sorry Shino, I think you're cool and your one of my favorite characters, but no.), HinaGaa(Gaara, you're one of my favorites too, but no. Why don't you just get with Matsuri or something. Unless she's to young then never mind.), HinaNeji I also hate with a passion because I hate incest ( I acknowledge the possibility that in a family where there is bloodline that needs to be preserved that marriage between relatives can happen, but you know what FUCK IT! I still don't think it should happen or it's right.) Yeah you get the idea. In all my Naruto fanfics I will always pair Naruto with Hinata or a Harem or where the starting/main pairing is with Hinata. If I were to pair Naruto with someone else, Hinata will have to be written out of the story.
I also have to note some reasons for alternate Hinata pairings that I think are just plain stupid/ridiculous. I don't remember where I read it but someone said they like SasuHina because Sasuke is apparently a "no-fun" character and Hinata is a "full of fun" character and that they complement each other. Alright I think you got your character personalities mixed up here because last I checked Hinata wasn't a "full of fun" character. Now I'm not saying this because I dislike Hinata or are trieing to bash her character, but Hinata is shy and stutters a lot especially around her love interest. Hinata is not full of fun or a bubbly personality type. Now if you were talking about a different character I would understand. I'll just diverge to a different series for a moment to a different pairing. Now take Bleach for example with Ishida, he is a "no-fun" character and Orihime is a "full of fun" character. Now those two can go together(even though right now it looks like Bleach may turn out to be IchiOri). And please don't say that Hinata and Orihime alike. They may have the same relationship situations but Orihime is a bubbly fun character, Hinata is a shy and stuttering cutie. And please don't compare stuttering to acting ditzy and silly.
Another ridiculous reason I found for alternate Hinata pairings is one that is for NejiHina. Apparently some like to point out that Neji is branch and Hinata is Main house. So to some it seems like the perfect setting for a romance, um cough cough that still doesn't make it any less incestious people. (I don't think that's word, lol) And a big fuck you to you goddamn nut jobs who deny that NejiHina isn't incest!! You are out of your goddamn mind if you think it isn't incest, they're related by blood.
For the nutjobs who may have or are going to think of HinaKabu, go to freaking hell!! Just cause of that one scene in the Chunnin exams, go get lobotomized freaks.
And with the recent chapters of Naruto, it would really be freaking lame for Naruto not to be with Hinata, especially since she isn't dead. And I am aware that some who don't like NaruHina or just Hinata in general try to argue and downplay Hinata's courageous and heart felt actions. Well all I can say is fuck you. Here's a little something from Psycho G's authors note from chapter 63 of his fic "Neo Yondaime Hokage" that would in my personal opinion and I stress "my personal opinion" because I in no way shape or form represent this great author, would be the perfect counter-argument to tell all you Anti-NaruHina's and anti-Hinata's who try to downplay Hinata's actions, to get bent.
From: Psycho G
A/N: I want to take this opportunity to explain some things I felt after reading Kishimoto’s latest chapter:
I read many of the forums concerning what happened in Chapter 437 of Naruto. Many of the forums I came across rather angered and disgusted me since they made devaluing remarks about Hinata’s selfless actions to save someone who was precious to her more so than her own life. Hinata’s sincere words to Naruto from her heart were things that he’d been waiting his whole life to hear, from anybody
Acceptance, recognition of his determination, unconditional love and the fact that in the end his actions actually helped and strengthened someone. Everything that Naruto had been working towards his whole life since he became seriously determined to become Hokage, Hyuuga Hinata presented to him. She was the FIRST person to ever tell Naruto “I love you,” three powerful words Naruto had never heard from anyone and it completely shocked him to know someone truly loved him, the one who has been treated as the village pariah and outcast for most of his life. Sandaime, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi, Shizune, Iruka, Teuchi, Ayame, Sakura, the toads nor anyone else for that matter ever told Naruto those three special words. True they all acknowledged him and in time the villagers began to do so also. Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune and others have shown concern and care for the blonde and Naruto was aware of that as he began making friends and bonds with them. But they never once said “I love you” to Naruto.
Some argued that Sasuke and Kakashi expressed their feelings about Naruto. However, from what I remember, Sasuke said to Naruto that he was his closest friend and that Naruto understood him. Kakashi in Shippuden said that he really like Naruto now after seeing his change from the way he used to be, though Naruto took it the wrong way. Others said that Sakura started crushing and flirting a few times with him despite her violent temper towards him. Those examples DO NOT equate to a young woman wholeheartedly saying to a young man who’s been hungry for attention and affections all his life “I love you” and willingly going as far as giving her life for his with no regrets.
Others were angry that Jiraiya’s death, Kakashi’s death(?), Shizune’s death (which she didnt deserve), the destruction of Konoha, and what happened to all five toads combined didn’t trigger as powerful of a reaction from Naruto as Hinata’s death(?) did. In my point of view, Hinata’s death(?), which I REALLY hope is not true, represents the death of Naruto’s dreams. In an instant, Pein viciously destroyed what Naruto always wanted in life and he made Naruto watch helplessly as the blonde begged for Hinata to be spared to show that there was nothing he could have done to stop it. And on top of that Pein mocked him and Hinata’s actions. That’s why Naruto lost his mind right there and went Six Tails, a level he never went before. Kyuubi saw Naruto in his weakest mental and emotional state at that moment and fully took advantage of it the first chance he got.
Some said that Hinata should have pulled the seven rods from out of Naruto’s body. Uh, Bansho Tenin and Shinra Tensei anyone? I mean really, like Pein would have idly stood there and watch as Hinata frees the man she loves a rod at a time.
Some in the forums said that Hinata was both stupid with no common sense and suicidal for engaging Pein after telling Naruto she loves him. I guess they didn’t recall Kakashi’s words: Those who abandon the mission are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are lower than trash. Out of everyone, Hinata was the only one brave enough to fight Pein one on one fully knowing she didn’t stand a chance just so she could, I think, possibly give someone else time to rescue Naruto while she kept Pein distracted.
Some undermined Hinata by saying that she was just some random expendable character Kishimoto used for the convenience to have Naruto go Six Tails and that anyone else could have triggered Naruto going Six Tails, be it Kiba, Shino, Sakura, Iruka, Tsunade, etc. From what I saw and read in the manga, Shikamaru was told by his father not to jump in, Sakura had a random Hyuuga telling her what was going on and she was occupied with a weakened Tsunade, the slugs were informing others about Naruto’s battle with Pein and telling them not to jump in. Sakura, being a medic-nin on the battlefield, couldn’t afford to die as Tsunade drilled into her head. The ANBU ninjas and the others there didn’t jump in to help Naruto after Pein subdued and rendered him helpless before he started verbally manipulating him. Hinata’s actions and words contradicted Pein’s and oddly enough Pein actually stood there quietly and listened as Hinata expressed her absolute love for Naruto. From this, I fail to see how Hinata was some expendable random character.
If Kishimoto actually killed off Hinata after all of her developments and her finally revealing and declaring to Naruto that he was loved by her, then in all honesty, I’ll stop reading the manga and watching the anime entirely. I’ll continue with this fic though I’m uncertain if Ill have to same motivation as before. I mean to have a young woman tell a young man who’s been starving for affections from anyone that she loves him and then kill her off irreversibly in the same chapter just to make a point is cruel. And if this is to be used as leverage for Naruto to hook with Sakura down the line, then I’ll regret even more that I invested my time in Kishimoto’s work.
I’m sorry for rambling so much, but I had to get this off my chest somehow. I know that Sakura more than two hundred chapters ago confessed her love to Sasuke and told him that she was even willing to go as far as abandon Konoha for and with him and help him with his revenge just so long she was with him. But if you ask me, Hinata’s declaration of love to Naruto and proving it with her brave and selfless actions spoke deeper volumes.
End of Psycho G's authors note.
NaruHina sibling: No way in fucking hell will I accept this pairing turned into some brother sister bullshit!! I don't need to fucking explain myself for this and if you want an explanation and you know me or we are on good terms I'll give it. I don't know you or we aren't on good terms, you can best go ahead and get bent(and that's me being subtle)
Hinata in a yuri pairing: I don't have much of problem with Yuri pairings, in fact I've read a couple. But I don't read fics where Hinata is in a yuri pairing unless she is paired up with a female or gender-bending Naruto.
Hinata Harem: No not gonna happen. I only like NaruHina. Even if Naruto was apart of Hinata's harem or even if the rest were OCs I wouldn't like it. Sorry no and consider me a ignorant ass but I think female with male harem doesn't sound right.
Naruto and Sasuke: I don't have a problem with those interested in the same gender(sorry but I don't know a correct term to use, without offending "some body"). But it ain't gonna happen, stop getting get your hopes up just cause of Naruto and Sasuke's accidental kiss. IT WAS FOR COMIC RELIEF DAMMIT!!
Naruto and Sakura: I despise this pairing and I have few reasons why. But the one that I will put down that stands above all, Uzumaki/Namikaze Naruto is not Sakura's rebound boy. Naruto is not Sakura's consolation prize for not being able to be with Sasuke. I will never pair those two in any of my fanfics, I may have Naruto give off some one-sided feelings or vice-versa. But I will never pair those two up. I will say that at the beginning of the series Naruto and Sakura "sounded" like a good pairing and seriously stress the word "sounded." But then Sakura's character turned out to be a real bitch, all she did was beat the crap out of Naruto(and don't give me that crap about how she beats on him because she was hiding her feelings for him, BULLSHIT!) Sakura did seem to have become nicer and more caring to Naruto in Shippuden, but that still doesn't mean that they should be together, oh yeah sure a year of abuse and verbal assault, two and half years absence, and suddenly you expect that just because she is nicer to Naruto she deserves him, FUCK THAT! I may read a fanfic with slight NaruSaku or she is apart of a harem, but I will never write it myself.
My feelings on certain ideas, themes, or cliches used in fanfics:
What if Namikaze Minato was still alive: In my opinion, Naruto still would have had a hard life. Even if Minato was still alive somehow after sealing Kyuubi or if someone else had sealed Kyuubi. Naruto would still be hated by the village, cause the thing about it is Sandaime or Yondaime, dieing wish or no dieing wish. The villagers would still see Naruto as the Nine-tailed Fox. The only difference would be that sense it is Naruto's father, he wouldn't hold back as much as Sarutobi. Naruto's life may not have been as bad if his father was still alive, however he would still be hated. And where ever the guards aren't, Naruto would still be in danger. Also Naruto would probably still have it worse off then the Uchiha bastard.
What if Hinata tells Naruto how she feels for him: Well in the world of fanfics, a majority of usually has Naruto immediately falling for Hinata in less than a nano-second after hearing the news. Now in my opinion that does kill character development.(Ha! Funny coming from the guy who wrote a fanfic where Naruto falls for Hinata in about one conversation and no less than a few hours later gives death threats to Sasuke if he doesn't watch over her.) Anyway it does kill chracter development and makes things predictable at times. Though realistically in my opinion, if in the anime/manga it were to happen I say that, Naruto could fall for Hinata in a split second. Because so far in the anime/manga Naruto has always chased after Sakura. Sakura has shown kindness to him from time to time, and some moments extremely vague and very ambiguous maybe romantic interest.(che, yeah right!) However Naruto has never been on the receiving end of affection, so if Hinata tells Naruto her feelings for him(and I pray to all omnipotent beings that she will soon!) it is a wild card on how Naruto will react. And of course it is in the realm of possibility that Naruto will fall for her. Or be left in an awkward moment and think over how he sees and feels for Hinata for a while.
Hinata has Kyuubi sealed in her: I am not a fan of fics where Hinata or anyone other than Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed in them. Naruto with no Kyuubi is well, just not Naruto. You do something like give Naruto a super bloodline or whatever to make up for it. But unless we're talking serious AU, or the story is written in a way that Kyuubi doesn't exsist or something like that well, I just don't read those fics. Those ideas are just too out there for my liking. Now I am not saying I don't like the idea of Hinata being Jinchuriki though, I like those fics where Hinata has her own demon sealed in her. But the demon can't be Kyuubi, it has to be something else.
Things that really piss me off!!:
Spyshredder and any other kind of spyware "protection program": Gah!! This thing is annoying as hell, your just going on the internet out of nowhere your computer is forced to download some "free" software and all of a sudden this software pulls out these bullshit results your computer infected with nothing! It was a pain in the ass for me to remove the crap. Well actually it's still there, but I managed to restore my other computer functions. So I'm sorta happy.
Post time-skip Uzumaki Naruto: Man I hate to say it but, YOU FUCKING SUCK MAN!! Two and a half fucking years of training with Jiraiya The Gama-sennin. What do you have to show for it? Slightly better use of your Kage Bunshins, weapon scroll, a kunai hidden in your sleeve and that's about fucking it. You still have to rely on kage bunshin for your Rasengan!! Sure you got to make an ultra-powerful and cool Rasengan but you can't use it unless it's a "dire" situation. Although you are trying not to rely on the Kyuubi's chakra, you are nothing without it! In fact when they had that flashback to Naruto almost killing Jiraiya, it proves that Naruto is nothing without Kyuubi's power. Why you ask, because it's basically telling everyone that during time-skip Jiraiya felt mastering the Kyuubi's power was more important than learning anything else. Naruto being fucking weak isn't the only problem. He still hasn't changed his color theme, although he has a better looking outfit it's still fucking orange!! And he's still dense as ever, notice that Hinata likes you already you fucking jackass!!
And although the recent chapters of Naruto show the knuckleheads sudden improvement thanks to his mastery of Sage power. Well I think it's just bullshit and inconsistencey up the ass. You're fucking telling me that 3 years, 3 fucking years of training. And in the course of what? Less than a few weeks he creates a new Rasengan and in the course of under a week or some shit like that Naruto becomes one with Nature and can go toe to toe with all of Pain's bodies?! Now I know some of you would say that had Naruto not completed his 3 years of training the guy wouldn't have been able to complete the Element and Sage training. Well I say the bastard should've had that training done during his three years away. Especially since the whole shadow clone thing...oh well whatever, I just hope Naruto's new tricks will finally let him the kick crap out of Sasuke's little bitch ass.
Future fanfics: Well so far I plan on doing a few one-shots for Naruto and Bleach. As soon as a hit a major block or I need more source material from the Naruto manga, I'll start another multi-chapter Naruto fic. I do have a multi-chapter Bleach fic planned out too. I also plan doing a "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" fic and one or two Resident Evil fics. Maybe Chrono Crusade and a Hellsing fic; possibly a female Alucard/Yuri fic. I might do a Final Fantasy VII and VIII cross over. Slight chance I'll do a Initial D fic and a FMP! alternate universe fic. But no guarantee that I'll start any of them anytime soon.
A few words from DarkSamuraiX1999: If someone out there feels the need to call me a "NaruHina Zombie" go right on ahead. Just know that no matter what you say or what well thought out argument you have to say about the pairing, I will never abandon the pairing just as how "you all" will never abandon whatever pairing that goes against NaruHina that you favor. If anything at all trying to convince me or talk to me about alternate pairings for Hinata will really piss me off.
This is from Kyuubi69Assassin
Hinata: Do I ever cross your mind?
Hinata: Do you like me?
Hinata: Do you want me?
Hinata: Would you cry if I left?
Hinatal: Would you live for me?
Hinata: Would you do anything for me?
Hinata: Choose--me or your life
Naruto: My life
Hinata runs away in shock and pain and Naruto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! Outlaw Gene, DarkSamuraiX1999
Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.By Order of ChaosLink, Dark_Magician_41, and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999
If you believe there are not enough Yuri pairings with Naruto as a girl then copy and paste this to your profile page and add your name to the list.
VIVA LA FEMALE NARUTO YURI!! By order of Dark_Magician_41 and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you believe that NarutoHanabi is a crime, put your name on the list and this to your profile! adngo714 and DarkSamuraiX1999
If someone trying to convince you that any Hinata pairing that isn't NaruHina, is good pisses you off copy and paste to your profile! DarkSamuraix1999
If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999
You know a generation of literary writing and entertainment has failed epically and miserably, when vampires apparently start to "sparkle." And yes I am referring to Twilight. Copy and Paste in your profile and add your name to the list. DarkSamuraiX1999
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999
In the background to all of this DarkSamuraiX1999 will now render a crisp salute while "Taps" is played in honor of Tom and the Absolution. Semper Fi Tom.
46 LAWS OF ANIME
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.
Anything that explodes bulges first.
Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.
15. Law of Inexhaustibility
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary - (from Adam Barnes)
Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)
The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality (from A. Hicks, U. Williams, and Ben Leinweber)
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
26. Law of Feline Mutation (from A. Hicks)
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
be female will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation wear as little clothing as possible, if any
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower (from U. Williams)
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence (from U. Williams)
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
29. Law of Melee Luminescence (from U. Williams)
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
30. Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism (from U. Williams)
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
31. Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability (from Spellweaver)
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
34. Law of Probable Attire (from various sources)
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear a long cloaks that don't hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)
All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - (from Nyctomania)
Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
36. Law of Quintupular Agglutination (from Daniel Mikula)
Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
The Hero/Leader His Girlfriend His Best Friend/Rival A Hulking Brute A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
Extreme Coolness Amazing Intelligence Incredible Irritation
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance (from Jason Bustard)
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (a.k.a. The Hammer Rule) - (from Ferdinand Pelayo)
The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38.Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get, and vice versa.
Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination (from Marty Ryan and Jason Aylen)
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
41. Law of Xylolaceration (from Lyndon Harris)
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence (from Erin Alia)
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
43. Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia
There is no Law #43.
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation (from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis (from R. A. Hubby)
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition (from Conrad Knauer)
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
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