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Joined 06-07-07, id: 1295266, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!

I'm Ing :D Feel free to poke around and check out my stories!

A small note on What If You Could Have Wished Me Away:

This was my first fanfic and it's getting fairly old. I personally feel my writing style has much improved since then, but I have noticed that there are people who still enjoy What If You, so I'm leaving it up here if you do want to read :)

I haven't been writing actively in a while, but do feel free to read my old stuff!

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Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
MisSorted by MegaeraVanbure reviews
It is a little known fact that Gilderoy Lockhart attended Hogwarts... Forgive if it doesn't flow or work well. I got interrupted half way through and lost my train of brilliant thought. ;-;
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Shoulder by renisanz reviews
She was standing on her tiptoes, looking through the topshelf of her cabinet for the bottle of Jack she'd hidden away, promising herself she'd only use it for medicinal purposes. Like a tea toddy, except with no tea. Sheldon/Penny friendship
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Midnight Hour by Langus reviews
Breaking Dawn epilogue - for those eager to know what happened after 'The End'. Join Bella as she gives Edward an anniversary gift he'll never forget. One-shot. Rated for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 10,470 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fingertip Shaped Bruises by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“Out of my way, Granger,” he says as his hand wraps around her wrist, finger tips lining up with finger tip shaped bruises.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Retribution by phannah17 reviews
Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is Easy As Lovers Go by somersaulter reviews
You have watched Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy dance around each for years. It is high time that you do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Ferret! by emaji reviews
Draco Malfoy has been a constant pain in my you know where for the last six years. But now ... “Going to the library, huh? Can’t wait until 8?” He whispers softly, teasing me. “Like I said, you just can’t resist my charm.” That ferret! Please R&R & enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 440 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4612 - Favs: 7,428 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Pride, Paramours and Ancient Runes reviews
Rose has a crush, but things never tend to work out the way Rose wants them to. Maybe that's for the best, because sometimes life knows best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Snowblind reviews
Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,444 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Carol reviews
Hermione has turned down all invitations for Christmas and her friends are all worried out of their minds, but what will happen when Draco decides to be her Ghost of the Christmas Past, Present and Yet to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beneath Your Window reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kindred Spirit reviews
Everyone thought Harry would want a quiet life of peace after all he'd been through, but all he wants is to experience the world. Is there anyone out there who feels the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wishing Only Wounds the Heart reviews
He's all she wants, but wishing only wounds the heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If You Could Have Wished Me Away reviews
A hooded stranger shows up at Hermione and Ginny's flat one evening, delivering strange warnings. Unfortunately, the warnings make all too much sense to Hermione. She has a secret, and it's about to get unraveled in an attempt to save her life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,988 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoys Don't Cry reviews
Draco Malfoy is everything a Malfoy should be, except one thing. Well. Now there are two things. Malfoys never cry. Right? D/Hr. Oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Forget To Remember reviews
Flowers delivered to the wrong desk makes Hermione realize Ron never shows how he feels about her. Ron never knew how to win a woman's heart. What will he do when he suddenly has to win his girlfriend's heart all over again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Liar & The Thief reviews
This is the story of what happens when things go wrong. There is no happily ever after, no commitment or kids. What happens when a relationship falls apart? This is the story of a break up. [DHr. Oneshot] [Nominated at dramioneawards on LJ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mischief Managed reviews
A sweet little postDH story inspired by something JK said in the Bloomsbury Live Chat. Involves the next generation on a little adventure, competently lead by James. Harry, you should have hidden it better! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2007 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Today reviews
Draco's mother is, as she always has been, an ardent matchmaker. He plays along to keep her happy, but all he can think about is the girl he had to leave behind. Why would today be any different? Because it so happens that today IS different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hold On reviews
Hermione is stuck at the Order Headquarters while some of the others are on mission and she's worried out of her mind. She's been in denial for so long, but her growing concern starts to bring out things she didn't know she felt. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete