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Joined 12-02-19, id: 12953086, Profile Updated: 09-13-22
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I am a lifelong science fiction and fantasy fan.

I also love history and historical novels.

I love the Harry Potter universe because there are so many wide-open spaces where I can work.

I read and re-read everything by J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, J.K. Rowling, and all the literary classics.

In my fanfiction works, I endeavour to ignore the movies. I try to draw my characters from the books. I occasionally introduce original characters.

I am a Harmony fan. I love reading other authors' Harmony works.

Not all my fanfiction is Harmony.

I am not kind to Ronald Weasley. I deeply dislike the book's character of Ronald.

My favourites currently are:

. Harry Potter

. Hermione Granger

. Luna Lovegood

. George and Fred Weasley

. Neville Longbottom

. Lavender Brown

. Parvati Patil

. Padma Patil

. Bill Weasley

. Fleur Delacour

. Gabrielle Delacour

. Mr and Mrs Delacour

. Arthur Weasley

. Viktor Krum

On my dislike list are:

. Headmaster Dumbledore

. Ronald Weasley

. Molly Weasley

Characters I don't have a fixed opinion of are:

. Ginny Weasley

. Severus Snape

. Minerva McGonagall

. Draco Malfoy

. Pansy Parkinson

. Sirius Black (I kill him off before he gets too involved.)

Background characters that I bring forward:

. Daphne Greengrass

. Astoria Greengrass

. Mr and Mrs Greengrass

. Tracey Davis

New works:

I am developing plotlines for sequels, or parallel stories to my published works.

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Harmony Times Two by TomHRichardson reviews
Loosely based on Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" Challenge. In 1998, Harry and Hermione both die and both meet their Reapers. They are sent back in time to 1991—distinct from their younger selves. They each have been given an Eternity spell that will change their body, their accent and their magical signature, to hide their true identity. H/Hr. Bashing of AD/RW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 14h - Published: 8/22 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger]
Like Tenfold Shields by polarbear20000 reviews
It's been said 'never get between an angry mother and her babies.' Unfortunately, Harry can't say he's really experienced that, due to the situations of his life. What if someone stepped up - someone with spikes in her tail and able to breathe fire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 182,627 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 14h - Published: 9/26/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Elfish Welfare by tyrannicpuppy reviews
AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of little master just as Lord Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,216 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 8,316 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Right and Easy by TeamPotterForLife reviews
Voldemort has been defeated. It is time to celebrate victory and mourn the ones they lost. Trying to find normal life may take a while. Harry is expected to move on, but what will happen when old feelings rise and new feelings topple? What will happen when Harry Potter realises the true love of his life has always been right next to him? Story rated 'M' for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,749 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/10/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W.
Play It Again by Harry50 reviews
Harry and Hermione, weary of having to survive with no help and one wand only, find a way to return to their eleven years selves. Now they need to make some changes and hopefully reach the results they couldn't achieve in their other-selves. Mainly friendship. [Harry, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,529 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
Sleeping Dragons - Part 1: Lencten by Evelyn Brightpaw reviews
989 AD. War and invasion have made orphans of children across Britain, including many with magical abilities and no one left to teach them. A Norse witch named Helga recruits three other talented magic users to join her in creating a school to ensure the survival of magical learning in England. A historically accurate telling of the story of the founders of Hogwarts. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
Meeting Requirements by Stanrick reviews
Amidst the political turmoil and ubiquitous madness of their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are about to discover that sometimes in life, in order to find the right way to go you first need to get properly stuck. Apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,505 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 8/8/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
It Could Have Gone That Way by TeamPotterForLife reviews
This story is based on the original telling by J.K Rowling. It creates an alternative tale in which Harry falls in love with Hermione. The FanFic portrays a path which the story of Harry Potter could have taken. It could have gone this way... There is a brief exploration of the Soul-Bond theme. Note: The Story has been reworked. Rated 'M' for Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,173 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/4/2019 - Published: 7/15/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 6,346 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,320 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36706 - Favs: 29,537 - Follows: 21,499 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking for Lily by Northumbrian reviews
It is 1980, and a lot of people are looking for Lily Potter. Who will find her first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Killers by Northumbrian reviews
Is it possible to live forever? More importantly, is it possible to try to live forever and not end up as a monster? As one person sets out to answer the first question, he encounters a woman who thinks that she knows the answer to the second. Are they both killers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Bloodstone by Northumbrian reviews
Cenau doesn't want to die in the Amphitheatre, but escape seems unlikely. Can her friend Rhea help? A story of fifth century Rome, and Britannia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2013 - OC - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Society for I HATE RON WEASLEY by memoiresofabimbo reviews
If Hermione hated Ron and started a new Society. Set in the seventh book if the war had happened in the sixth. Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences of Revisiting by Romantic Silence reviews
If you were given a second chance, what would you do? Harry wakes up to find that he had returned to his past. With the ability to change the outcome of future events, Harry sets out to do just that. However, with each action he takes, there is a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,473 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5694 - Favs: 15,097 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Summer of '97 by Northumbrian reviews
On a fine day, during summer holidays, two Hogwarts students, one pure-blood, one Muggle-born meet in a small market town in the north of England.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2010 - [Colin C., OC] - Complete
Of Boys and Spells by bennybear reviews
A canon compliant next generation story – Albus and Scorpius get into trouble at the end of their first year at Hogwarts. Sequel to "Of Hats and Girls".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw! by bennybear reviews
Sequel to Of Hats and Girls. How will Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and his wife react when they learn their children have been Sorted into Ravenclaw?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Hats and Girls by bennybear reviews
How the same old hat met a girl who was resolved to make a change. A canon compliant next generation story featuring Rose, Albus and Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
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Harry Potter and The Wizarding Marriage Ritual reviews
Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry was standing on Platform 9 3/4. He had seen his two sons, James and Albus, leave for Hogwarts. Life was good. What can go wrong? Well! Let's see! There were all those odd feelings that he had been sweeping under the carpet. No one knew about that, did they? Harmony and HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/5 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] George W., Fleur D. - Complete
When The Gods Are Annoyed reviews
The Gods of Olympus are not happy. Their subtle hints are being ignored. Harry is not being given a chance. It's time to interfere. Tags: No Sex, No Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 76,777 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 10/8/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Viscount Pimlico reviews
The ancient noble titles of Viscount Pimlico and Baron Purbeck had been extinct for ages. That was what the world knew. The Black family knew that those titles belonged to Sirius Black. They were still active but hidden as was the Black family and all wizards and witches since the seventeenth century. Is it time for them to be made public again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/4/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete