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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Warhammer.
age: thousands and thousands of years old, bow before me puny mortals
Anime:naruto, bleach, gundam seed, vandread, avatar: the last airbender, zoids, escaflowne, chobits, yu-gi-oh 5ds
Games:warhammer 40,000, final fantasy, others.
chavs, yoai (don't care about yuri woohoo)
writing, reading, playing warhammer 40k, various games, manga and anime
a small plaque that tells me I'm sane woooooo (seriosly)
fav naruto pairings
naru/ most people except sakura and yaoi
and thats all you shall know about me mwahahahahahahahahaha
Might need a beta reader for next story after blood and steel
stories in progress:
Blood and steel(currently on hiatus, till i get out of writers block)
Fuck This Shit
ONE DAY I WILL HUNT DOWN ALL YOU YAOI WRITTERS AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD FROM YOUR STILL BEATING HEART, if you dont write yoai you have nothing to wory about, IM SERIOUS.
copy and paste following:
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King, Spirit of the Abyss, loki09 aka ttre208, Romez, Eminescu, Darkwrite, sakouya
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are welsh and proud of it, copy this and add your name, Sakouya
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56,sakouya,
Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of that 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, Takaiteishu Naruto, sakouya,
92 percent of knights have moved on to saying "ecky ecky ecky pi’tang zoop boing" . If you're part of the 8 percent who still say "Ni" copy and paste this into your profile. Sakouya
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
(1) Naruto Star wars crossover, Revan
Naruto is Revan reincarnate, Sith style, Red and purple lightsabers, Naruto cannon, black robe, Maybe include characters from whatever era you choose, Old Republic or Prequel Trilogy Era, Instead of Training trip naruto Leaves Planet for Good, Star wars pairing appropriate to era, NO YAOI
(2) Gladiatorial Narutoverse
Each shinobi nation Has an established arena With champions, Instead of Chunnin Exams groups of gladiators tour the other countries arenas, naruto is leafs up and coming champion, Naruto uses broadsword, No yoai, sakura, ino or hinata pairings, they wouldn't fit.
(3) Naruto MonsterHunter crossover
Naruto verse, Summon animals run wild across the elemental nations, Hunter instead of ninja academy, To graduate they must slay a medium size summon, Cannon from there, Jutsu still used.
PM me with response links to these challenges, Links will be posted here.
AMV challenge: Make an amv of Chao lingshen from negima with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxUUJyYP7M doesn't have to be a long amv 'cause chao hardly ever appears in the anime, if you accept the challenge send me a link with the finished product.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember