TempestStormBFFofMax
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Joined 06-07-07, id: 1295756
Author has written 3 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, and Maximum Ride.

Hi, I'm Crazy. Why? 'Cuz my friend's are Psychotic, Insane, and then the last friend I have is all three, they took the good names. We all have strange working minds that only a few people can follow, and that's scary in some ways. But really fun in other. laughs insanely starts choking well I guess I can't do that very well. Oh well. starts laughing again.

Pop, skip, pop, skip, pop, skip, pop, skip, pop, pop, skip, skip. Weirdness showing through right now, got to go. BTW i hav a friend who's a tree urchin! she's Psychotic, isn't that fun! Ok, now i'll just talk for no reason and tell you boring things.

Name: Yah right, like i'm going to tell you.

Likes: Read, write (i'm not very good though), and hang out with friends

Dislikes: loud noise

BFF: Aqua279.

Music: any thing but hard rock and rap

Favorite food: hamburgers

Pets: dog, and a hermit crab that just ran away. sceriously, it got out of its cage out side and made a run for it. we couldn't find it so it mostlikely died

Favorite animal: Dragon 100 percent

Favorite song: None

Well i don't know much more to ramble on about.. oh yah

Fav. Color: Blue

OK i'm done now.

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you have ever been asked your name and had to take a few moments to think about it, copy this into your profile. Lolz me too!

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Catching Halt with his pants down by ninjagirl91 reviews
Gilan discovers someone with the poetical to be a ranger, He thinks he’s too young for an apprentice so he sends them to Halt, who could teach them better, what is the youth secret? Halt is going to find out and he won't be please with his former students
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Sick Day by Elfpen reviews
The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Will - Complete
CAKE by The Flame in All of Us reviews
We all know Halt is sneaky and is a legendary ranger right? Well could he hide food from Will? read to find out! I know the summary sux but this is my first fanfic.Chapter 4 is up!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Christmas Trees and Story Telling by The Author Number Two reviews
Story about Will's first Chrismas apprenticed to Halt sorry if they were in Skandia or something at that time - just pretend , and he's complaining about hafting to decorate a tree. So Halt tells him a story about Gilan's first Christmas with him.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
My Magelet by Paradisiacal reviews
My first fanfic! Set just after The Realms of the God's, Daine tries to convince Numair to let her spend the night. One-shot for now, but maybe there will be more, if you're nice. Please review, even just to criticize. Rated T for safety.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Midwinter by mischievous green eyes reviews
ONESHOT. Daine's first experiences with alcohol, desire, and Thayet's dress-designing skills. Pre-DN fluff set the Midwinter before TRotG. Rated for safety.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
FIERY DEATH by hot pink polka dot reviews
just a short poem when bella was bitten by james... i didnt really write it for this but it seemed to fit after i changed it around a little. please read review... to make me feel good jk... sort of
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Did you really mean it? by XxevilemoangelxX reviews
ONESHOT! Set right after MR: 3. WARNING: maybe some spoilers, still haven't decided. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Shiver by The Angel Of Sincerity reviews
What should've happened ‘In The Hand Of The Goddess,’ that night which Alanna and Jon spent together. ONESHOT Alanna X Jon
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
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What would happen if? reviews
Halt, Sir Rodney, and Baron Arald didn't survive the Kalkara attack. Is Gilan ready to except the fact that his old master is dead? And is Will ready to take on a new one? Please R&R! :D
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009
Will as a young kid reviews
UPDATED:: Ever thought about everything Will did as a child? Well, I have too, thus the leading to this story. LOL. Please R&R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
Song Fics reviews
This is a contest between me and Aqua279 Izzy . REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009
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