Slave To Noah
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Joined 06-07-07, id: 1295785, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 11 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Zatch Bell, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Pokémon.

Edited: 3/13/12

Yaaaay! I'm a beta reader now! :D

Edited: 8-20-10

I haven't updated this since a year ago two days ago... which happens to be when I returned.

Hello all my wonderful lovely loves. I have returned. As you can see my I've made a new story in commemoration of this event. For those of you wanting to see a new chapter of my Zeon-esque story, I'm already working on the next chapter, so that should be out by the end of the day.

Also, I've finally thought of a proper ending to my other Zatch Bell story and hope to have that finished soon. I can already see now that there will be a bit of unhappiness with the ending, so I'm planning on making another story to complete that one. A bit of an AU-ish thing, like "what if...", you know. If you happen to come to my page often enough to notice that a lot of my old information from when I was still starting out is gone. I like to think I'm a little more professional now, maybe?

In any case, if you've read thus far in my updates then I'd like to do some advertising for Blighter. Well... it's advertising for me too. He's done the awesomest thing and made a story connected to the world that I've created with Loyalty: A Bond Between Friends. It's called Loyalty: Tyrannical Dubious Feelings. I'm convinced that all my stories thusly related to the world and characters I've created should be Loyalty: title here. Yes, I am tooting my own horn.

Uh... is there anything else I need to tell you? Oh yes. Loyalty: The Movie. Unfortunately I've scrapped this project as a "movie", mostly because I couldn't follow Anime Law and make it so nothing important happens in the movie and the characters can move on from that point. Therefore, the "movie" has been scrapped, but the movie plot/idea has not. In fact--and I feel I can tell you this without giving any major spoilers--the idea that had been the movie is now serving as the official end to Loyalty: A Bond Between Friends. All and all, I have to say it was a great run. Thanks for your patronage! I will put all my updates and important info here.

In case you didn't know, all Zatch Bell stories have been updated now.

Love,

SlaveToNoah.

FAVORITE QUOTES

Sasuke:OMG LEE DID WHAT WITH GAARA?!

Lee and gaara: WHAT?!

Sasuke: I just wated to see your reaction


There's no use crying over spilled milk.(note to self: get new milk)


Sprinkle Spinkle in a a bar what I wonder is a cat.


You said 'we'. We can mean alot of thigs. We us, We the people, and my favorite one, WEEEEEEEEEE!-Cosmo


LSD! LSD! LSD! LSD! -Me and my friend Ina


Max: I hate you brittish people!

Chirstian: For the last time, I'm AUSTRAILIAN! -Max and Christian


How do you say 'douche bag' in French?-Me


Me: Hey Alex, got your nose!

Alex: (grabs my hand) GIMME BACK MY NOSE YOU BITCH! -Me and Alex.


Whazzup mah home cheese doodle-Asia

Oh my god, your eating cheese doodles?!-Asia


I'm gonna have you tested for ADHD...and retardation-Joey (to me)

You're mean when you're sober-Joey (to me)


OMIGOD IT'S ALL CHUNKY!-Sophia


I have a cat named Cat-Sassyton


Wrong of the most wrong I've ever seen before in my life. Wrong wrong, man-Travis


There are sexual predators at my house-Devon


Camels have tumors-Sassyton.

I can't read with this loudness! -bangs pencil on the desk and lead breaks- Oh. So that's where all my lead's been going.-Sassyton.


Alejandro: It looks okay to me.

Me: And what, exactly, is your definition of 'okay'?

Alejandro: Not. On. Fire -Me and Alejandro


The little squares of doom on the waffles cut the roof of your mouth.-Sassyton


Stop throwing the pumpkins! -Me

In order to form a more perfect union, I order you to shut the hell up. -Me

I was watching a documentary on Gwen Stephoni. I don't know what a 'Hollaback Girl' is, all I know is, I want her dead. -brian (Family guy)

Go back to Russia! -Me


Everyone in the Candy land game is a child rapist.-trey

Sam: My cat has a hidden chocolate factory!

Me: LIKE WILLY WONKA!?

Trey: Yeah, except this chocolate comes out his ass.

Me: Oh... LIKE WILLY WONKA?!-Me Trey And Sam


WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MAH MOMMA!? -Various


If you're a pyro maniac, raise your hand (raises hand)-Aislinn


Sassyton: Did you know turtle breathe out their butts?

Me: Then what do the fart out of?

Sassyton: Wouldn't you like to know. -Me and Sassyton


I'm 20 percent good, 20 percent evil, 20 percent neutral, and 40 percent waffles. -Me

I...am going to kick...your...ass... -Stewie (family guy)

6 out of 5 people have trouble with fractions -shirt

It's all fun and games 'til the cops show up -shirt


Stop crying and I'll let you go -Hakeem


Burn the Warlock! -Me


We can play something in the dark -Sassyton


OMIGOD, who died? -Me


Nayo: I just realized--this says "Columbus received tobacco as a gift from the Native Americans in 1942." WWII was in 1942.

Ellen: Hey, I tried hard not to plagiarize!

Nayo: By changing the date?!

Me: Maddie!

Jojo: What did she do this time?

Me: She's cheating off me and the test hasn't even started yet!

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Loyalty: Tyrannical Dubious Feelings by Blighter reviews
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51 Drabbles SasuNaru Style! by Certified Insane reviews
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Watch Me by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Light decides to give L a little show whil he watches him through the 'hidden' cameras inis room. Contains; masturbation, and other stuff. YAOI!
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Fujisaki Suguru, the most unloved member of Bad Luck. He keeps quiet and to himself. Here's a peek into his mind.
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Wake Up by Haruka Kurosaki reviews
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The Price is Wrong! by Evil Authoress of Doom reviews
TEA BASHING!!! MWAHAHA!! i mean, giggle. Bishi competeing!! Yaoi. And most probaly, chibis in later chappies!!
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101 Sins reviews
Alucard knew about only 3 things. 1, life in his hometown was BORING. 2, there was a whole new region out there to be explored. And 3, if he finds his mom, she'll have some explaining to do.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011
Loyalty: A Bond Between Friends reviews
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Zeon You Will Always Be My Prince reviews
You promise you wouldn't remarry father. I learned from her servant, Gash. I hate everything about her. I resent her. What about Mother? You promised. At least Gash and Koruru will comfort me. You are not my father. You never were my father. R/R KTHNXBAI
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Zeno, Zatch
Nona's Big Trick reviews
Hibari has always taken it upon himself to keep the peace of Nanimori. His younger cousin Nona has other plans for Nanimori... 1827, 59OC Rating might go up... maybe...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - H. Gokudera
Aspiring Ninja! reviews
Koyu Walamiku is a normal 14-year-old boy whos dearest wish is to be a ninja. Transported to the Naruto world via a stone and his angel, will he soar as a ninja or fail miserably? Please no flames, ideas welcome. Rated T for slight language and yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
The Mamono Named Kooji reviews
In the current battle, there's a mamono named Kooji who was framed by a mamono named Toganin. As he and the gang try to track down Toganin, they uncover a mysterious prophecy that we come true no matter what! Rated T for language and violence. NO FLAMES!
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Dear Journal reviews
Watch as Seto conveys his thoughts in a red notebook! Lots of cussing, weird humor, and yeah. You may flame, but I'll just flame right back.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Seto K. - Complete
Three Kaida Insanity With Yamis on Top reviews
What happens when the three Kaibas and a bunch of yamis mix? All hell breaks loose! Pirmarily in normal POV, OC, and one of the rarest FF characters...NOAH! Orphanage Arc is over. Please no flames...They'll make me hate you.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
What the Internet is For reviews
Sakura gets to teach a lesson! Or rather, Kankurou does... Avenue Q/Naruto, 'The Internet is for Pr0n' by Avenue Q. Bad Language, so T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
It sucks to be them reviews
Songfic. Rock Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, and Kakashi all think their lives suck. 'It sucks to be me' by Avenue Q. Extra part at the beginning! Cussing and weird humor, so T. Flame me, I'll flame you back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
If Sasuke was gay reviews
Songfic. Actually, I just typed the lyrics and changed the names and stuff. It's midnight, okay? Well, Sasuke starts getting defensive on the subject of homosexuality. But Naruto likes him anyway. If you were gay by Avenue Q. Weird humor, so T. NO YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete