Obsessive Vampire Stalker
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Joined 06-08-07, id: 1296343, Profile Updated: 01-24-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

Holla all, I'm Obsessive Vampire stalker

I'm 17 years old

I've been know for randomly talking about myself in a third person with out knowing it and talking to inanimate objects but I cant help that, those crayons are just so darn intresting.

I have black hair and brown eyes.

I AM A TWILIGHT FANATIC! ONE OF THE ORIGNIAL TWILIGHT FANATICS! YEP THAT RIGHT, THE EXACT TYPE THAT PEOPLE USED TO PICK ON FOR CARRYING TWILIGHT AROUND EVERY WHERE AND QUOTING IT EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY BEFORE IT BECAME THE 'IT' THING.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

ATTENTION READERS

ALL MY STORIES ARE ON HIATIS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I AM CURRENTLY DOING AT A COURSE IN CHILDCARE AT TAFE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE 12 MONTHS LONG BUT THE PEOPLE RUNNING IT DECIDED TO MAKE IT ONLY 6 MONTHS LONG, SO I HAVE 12 MONTHS WORTH OF WORK TO DO IN 6 MONTHS!

ALSO I AM HAVING TROUBLE COMING UP WITH IDEAS FOR MY STORIES AND IF I DO HAVE IDEAS I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THEM DOWN ON PAPER.

SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING MY STORYS FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS, HOPEFULLY I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTINUE WITH MY WRITING SOON BUT UNTIL THEN.

KEEP READING

THANKYOU

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Birth of a Phoenix by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. No pairings. Twin:Harry. Fatally ill Harry runs away for years only to return when his twin brother needs him the most. Being discovered he starts to crumble to his illness. Includes Character Death but that isn't the end for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,398 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The World I Leave Behind by NES85 reviews
Harry went into the forbidden forest to let Voldemort kill him, but was taken prisoner, instead. He is believed to be dead, and Ginny, Ron, and Hermione struggle to find a way forward. Canon is followed up to Chapter 34 of Deathly Hallows. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 216,029 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wolf's Intent by Callisto1791 reviews
At Voldemort‘s rebirthing ceremony, Fenrir discovers the scent of a Lycan bearer, a human with the ability to bear pure blooded werewolves if changed into one themselves. Fenrir rescues his potential mate only to discover it is none other than Harry Potte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,300 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,513 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Immortals in a Nutshell by shang-wombat reviews
And now for the eagerly awaited sequel to Song of the Lioness in a Nutshell. *We're still insane*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003
Song of the Lioness In a nutshell by shang-wombat reviews
***We plead temporary insanity** ( Rating has chaged )This is the REAL story of alanna!!! Be forwarned, plot gophers are rampant!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
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Emmett vs the nintendo wii reviews
Well the titles really explains it's self. Basically the adventures of Emmett and his Nintendo wii. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008
A diffrent Bella reviews
Edward left again, bella gets changed.what if years later they meet again, does bella want edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward
Half a What reviews
AU. What if when Bella come to Forks she wasn't quite normal? What if she was half vampire, half werewolf? How would that change the story? PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Bella, Edward
Random tales of the cullens reviews
How does chocolate chip cookies and forks new church help bella What do the volturi do in their spare time and why is Emmett in a can castle?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Destiny is Forever reviews
“Don’t worry about her, she’s going to be a big help to us?” “How’s that” James asked me, I laughed at him. “She’s going to kill the Cullens!” I answered, picking up Isabella and running off into the darkness. Sorry I suck at Summarys. RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Photos reviews
but the guy wasn’t the one who caught my attention it was the girl, it wasn’t because she was amazingly beautiful like the others it was because she was she looked somewhat familiar, wait take that back she looked exactly like…well ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
you know your obsesssed with stephanie meyer if reviews
well pretty much the title explains it,first ff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
21 Reasons why reviews
basic drables on how much i hate jacob, for now at least
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Epic tales of Bella reviews
Just a random story i wrote during class with my bestie, twlight obsessed, and well its just really a bunch of random drabble about twilight and the cullens with a few 'guest' stars. including SUPERMAN, and ashely the evil bunny. Please RxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The thoughts of edward reviews
Whatwere edwards thoughts when he ran out of the lab on the first day, R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete