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Joined 06-09-07, id: 1296744, Profile Updated: 08-16-08

GOOD MORNING, STARSHINES! THE EARTH SAYS, "HELLO!"

Ahem.

Yeah, anyway, Guten Morgen to all you people I don't know. I am HockeyFreak, also known as Nyxe by some of my closer friends. Among my interests are marching band (yes, I'm a band geek and proud of it), books (anything to do with fantasy or sports), videogames (specifically Gamecube, but I'll take DS anytime), and um...hockey. Not like that wasn't obvious or anything. I also spend what spare time I have practicing with my band, Bible of the: 502, with whom I play piano and occasionally the soundboards. We are currently in the process of recording a demo CD and sending it to a plethera of companies who might give us a shot at a contract. Yay!

I haven't exactly posted anything yet, but I have a logical reason: I can't get any of my ideas off the ground. I do, in fact, have concepts and plots and OCs and all that wonderful paraphenalia (sp?) that gives fanfics their esscence, but I don't have a clue as to how to set things in motion. I'll figure something out though...Oh yeah, speaking of fanfics...

My policy on posting is as follows: I post one chapter at a time, and I don't post the next one until I get a certain amount of reviews that say 'Keep Going', 'I Like It', or something to that effect. There isn't any point in me continuing to post if nobody bothers to read it.

Now that that's said and done, here are some of my fandoms and favorite brain-drainers, in no particular order:

Books (Comics, graphic novels, and written literature): Harry Potter Series, Ender Wiggin Series, Redwall Series, The Princess Bride, Hellsing, Gravitation, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Fruits Basket, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The BFG, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Warriors Series, The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, .hack

TV (Cartoons, movies, or and otherwise): Monty Python (all movies and episodes), Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Saw II, Beetlejuice/Beatlegeuse, Harry Potter Series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Invader Zim, Dogma, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new and old versions), Fairly Odd Parents, The Lion King, The Incredibles, The Ring, Ju-on, Seven Japanese Horror Stories, The Twilight Zone, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Dirty Jobs, Matilda, X-Men Evolution, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teen Titans, Batman (all), Spiderman II

Videogames (All consoles and genres): Geist, Final Fantasy, Tales of Symphonia, The Mario Bros. Series (except for Smash Bros.), Pokemon, .hack

If I think of anything else, I'll put it down for you to see.

If you care to see it, here are the fursonas (for lack of a better word) that my friends and I have adopted as our own.

THE ORIGINAL FOURSOME
Nyxe (that's me!) - Ring-tailed lemur
Aki - GOD (or maybe a cat...)
Hari - Red Fox
Momo - White Rabbit

LESS THAN ELITE MEMBERS
Antsy/Tony - Czechslovakian Wolfdog
Grant - Red Panda
Brock - Wolverine (the animal, stupid, not the mutant)
Ashers -
Shawn -
Krissy -

Ah, now for quotes from me and my friends...all the appropriate ones anyway. Heheheh...

"C'mon, let's go. They're makin' out." - Me

"Yeah, because we all know I have a no-ass." - Aki

"A priest gettup? How pathetic." "Says the man in a red zoot suit." - Alucard and Me, respectively

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A BABY!! - Me

"What is this manner of faggotry?" - Aki

"So, coming out of the closet, are we?" - Brenna

"I have magical beings coming to me in my dreams and telling me I shouldn't exist. How do you think I feel?" - Krissy

"Yeah, well your mom's...kneecap..." - Me

"Man, my water bottle's a BEAST!" - Brenna

"PYGMY WANT CANDY!!" - Aki

"Dude, you a whole new species of dumbass." - Shawn

"Aki, he's got six feet of tongue. Do you have any idea what that could DO?" - Me

"Hari, you're supposed to be a fox, not a demented frog." - Me

"Hey look, it's an Ooga Booga." - Me

Love to all the people who bothered to get to know me. As for the rest of you...well, you'll find out soon enough.

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What If? by Andi-1990 reviews
What if Hellboy WAS the High Lord of Hell? What if he had only a certain amount of time to chose a mate and he spotted our very own John Myers? What if there were condidtions that John was chosen? Read and see! AU!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,010 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers
Change of Heart by ebtwisty9 reviews
All Bowser wanted was a good Birthday. All Peach thought she wanted was some time away from life. What she got may have changed her mind...about everything she's ever known. BowserxPeach with LuigixDaisy, KammyxKamek, koopalings, and others.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 279,458 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
She Was So Young by MsCouvy reviews
Thrax is alive, and soon meets a young, wounded virus named Trina. Will he help her and agree to teach her the ropes of taking down bodies, or just figure she's a threat to him and eliminate her. Rated for language and violence.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2007
Undying by MikariStar reviews
BowserxPeach, Peach's point of view. "Everyone is always making sacrifices for my sake, always protecting me. I can't take it anymore..." BxP
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,671 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
Courtesy Calls by MithLuin reviews
Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
30 SureFire Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters by x-Oscena-x reviews
Just as the title says! Messing with one of my favorite villains of all time, Vlad Masters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Vlad M., Maddie F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Clockworks by Din Kelion reviews
A bit of insight on the Master of Time as he looks through the past, future and present. Seeing things that will happen, did happen… and things that could have happened. Tribute to all fans. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Clockwork - Complete
With Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth! by Spawn of Kong reviews
Captains Sparrow & Barbossa and the crew of the Black Pearl have arrived at a cave that leads to the Fountain of Youth, only to find its entrance guarded by a creature so foul and cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
Crossover - Monty Python & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Phone a Friend by SlytherinTwinCC reviews
For a young woman named Chelsea life was a seemingly endless mass of gray. For a quirky Chocolatier named Willy life was about to get pleasantly complicated by a very unexpected series of phone calls. WWOC. Depp Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,582 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Disneyland by Bastila reviews
Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Nightingale by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
An AU retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in Tokugawa Japan. The Beast is a dragon. Belle is a Dutch merchant's daughter, Gaston an arrogant samurai. Enjoy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,363 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Welcome by Flight of Fancy reviews
Everyone knows what they say about curiousity...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete