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Joined 06-09-07, id: 1296898, Profile Updated: 09-24-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Keys to the Kingdom, Whip It, Warehouse 13, and Labyrinth.

name: Charlie. Not my real name, sadly, but you'll have to deal.

age: pick a number between 13 and 21.

Gender: Here's a hint - I like boys, and I'm not a homosexual.

hair: Shoulder length, brown. Getting darker by the day though.

eyes: Light/medium brown.

height: 5''7' 1/2 (in feet).

weight: Moo.

favorite color/song/book about geeks/rapperChanges often, depending on a lot of variables / 'Driving Me Crazy' by Squish / Freak Magnet by Andrew Auseon / MC Frontalot

Intrests: writing, singing, computers, books, cooking, art, TV, school, Manga/ Anime, yaoi, boys... and that's it.


Quote of the however-long-this-is-up-here:

"The Moment we stop learning, we're dead."

Quotes from my friends:

Anoran: Charlie! Guess what?

Me: What?

Anoran: I hugged a toaster today!

Me...And why did you do that, exactly?

Anoran: ...Because it gave me bread.

Me: A toaster does not give you bread. You give a toaster bread and the toaster gives you toast.

Anoran: You LIAR!


Me (standing behind Anoran): So, what are you gonna grab?

Kiba (Standing next to Anoran): I dunno, what are you gonna grab?

Me: Her arms, I guess.

Kiba: Okay.

Anoran: What are you guys- (gets picked up) LETMEGOLETMEGOLETMEGO!!!!!!!


Quotes from various fanfics (Guess which ones and you get a request!):

?: I couldn't fall in love with the boring, timid guys – I had to fall in love with the glib motherfucker.


Fanart I've Made:

http://x-x-charlie-x-x.deviantart.com/gallery/29792474


Fanart I've made for other people:

http://x-x-charlie-x-x.deviantart.com/art/The-Eccentric-Girls-181798983?q=&qo= ~ for Ren and Missa's The Eccentric Files (Naruto)


HELP

Okay, so I need help continuing this story I'm writing for Coffeehouse Angel. Here's what I have so far:

'Ugh.' Ireland is tiring. Beautiful, of course, but still tiring. My whole body would have been sore if I was human. Instead, the throbbing pain was just settled in my head and ankles, both where my Boss subconsciously informed me that my dawdling after my assignment was not appreciated. I was sprawled on the ground of an alley in Paulsbo, the place that held my next assignment. There was a streetlight directly across from the alley I was in, the light shooting directly into my eyelids, making shadows on my retinas. I tossed my arm over my eyes, lessening the pain in my head slightly.

A few minutes later, I felt more than heard someone approach the door across the alley. I didn't move.

"Hello," The (female?) voice called out cautiously from mere feet away. "Do you need help?" I could tell there was slight panic in the female (The other words confirmed it) voice, and I could tell why. Who wouldn't be even slightly scared at the sight of a guy apparently passed out in an alley?

"Sleepy..." I murmured softly. It was then that I realized this person shouldn't have noticed me.

There was a hesitation in the person's breath. I rolled over.

Just like that, there was a small crash, and I could distinctly hear the sound of a door locking.

'Oh well', I thought as I heard the same voice, but muffled (and was that a meow?) on the other side of the door.

So, how should I continue? It's basically the story from Malcolm's POV, so it has to be congruent w/ the storyline, but I still need help. Any takers?

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The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 8,068 - Follows: 8,689 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14365 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 9,223 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hate by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[AU][SasuSaku][Oneshot] She hates him, she's sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stray Cat, Pierced by LynstHolin reviews
DRARRY Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the after-effects of Voldemort's reign of terror have caused changes in everyone Harry knows. No one has changed more than Draco Malfoy, with his new gothic look, new name, and desire to live as a Muggle. Rewritten and reworked as of 9/9/12. Includes one-shot sequels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,774 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haircuts and Birthdays by Kyndsie reviews
Sarah, post adventure, trying to cope with certain specific aspects of real life. I considered the question, "What if the Goblin King continued to interfere, but in only a limited way?" Sarah's POV. JarethxSarah
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Iron Grip by Victorian Bombshell reviews
When Deryn is shot and on the borderline of death, Alek must to everything he can to bring her back to the side of the living.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Story Time by ThePrussiaDiaries reviews
In which Hanna reads Conrad a popular young adult vampire romance novel. Rated T for slight language.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
As Time Goes By by corazongitano reviews
A one-shot that takes place right after 1X05! Jess and Nick watch Casablanca together.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Today Was A FairyTale by Blinded-Kit reviews
A Harry Potter and Grimm crossover, Grimm doesn't have it's own section yet, But I hope you guys enjoy anyway!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Days of Good Cheer by oneperfectfit reviews
In which Nick cries a little, Jess isn't anyone's rubber band rebound girl, and there is much wrist-touching. Set somewhere in the shippy future.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Imaginary Twins by gagewhitney reviews
Post-1x03. "You are not allowed to name our fake children."
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Nick M., Jess D.] - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Same Old Fashion by EatingUsAlivex reviews
a SHANE DAWSON oneshot for EMILY :D
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Complete
Cats and Dogs by kissables333 reviews
There was something about that damn cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
10Tens by Epitome of Randomness reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
The Bloody Feather by Batsutousai reviews
Even heroes need a saviour, and when an unknown admirer starts sending Harry letters the summer before his sixth year, it's time for Harry to meet his. –SLASH, AU, OOC, anti-Dumbledore, pro-Hermione and Ron–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S., N. Tonks
a threesome is fine, seriously by silent-entrance reviews
"You guys have got to stop introducing me as the girl you two shared." Or, Spencer and Freddie don't mind taking turns.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Bad Luck and Ghosts by silent-entrance reviews
Melanie Puckett got drunk and stumbled in front of a car the day before her 17th birthday, and Samantha Puckett had never hated her more. Sam-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sam P., Melanie P. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Sick Day by PrayerGirl reviews
Megamind isn't feeling well, but decides to go along with the scheduled kidnapping as usual, but when his sickness interferes with his evil doing, will a certain reporter be able to help? R&R PLEASE!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Curious Correspondent by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
Roxanne Ritchie was a perfectly normal girl throughout her teenage years. It wasn't until she moved to Metro City when everything changed, a certian villain sparking an unhealthy obsession. Roxy/Megs multi-chap
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
White Knight Syndrome by metaphorically-blue reviews
/ Todd/Olive, the Red Lobster Scene / Todd only shatters one water glass when he sees Anson and Olive over by the hostess' desk. It's not even a full glass. Things could be worse. Or, you know, not.
Easy A - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Todd, Olive P. - Complete
The Better Side of Bad by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Some of Roxanne's earlier kidnappings at the hands of Megamind during which he shows he's not such a bad guy after all, going so far as to get revenge on her behalf or cure her illness. Not that our favorite blue villain would ever admit it. *Mild Swears*
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Cobalt by Bainaku reviews
A collection of 1,000-word one-shot snippets taken from the daily doings of Metro City's finest blue-bodied baddie.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Best Shots by Cris reviews
A collection of gift lemony oneshots from yours truly. Chapter 1: Edward helps Bella recover from a sunburn. Chapter 2: Two words - Roller. derby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
It was Just Meant to Be by nineteennintytwo reviews
AU. Metro Man is preparing to ask Roxanne the big question...but then he sees what's really going on behind the curtains of the kidnappings... MegamindxRoxanne.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man - Complete
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Three Weeks at Malfoy Manor by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Albus & Scorpius are 2 best friends spending 3 weeks alone at Malfoy Manor. Nothing could be better. Until Scorpius falls seriously ill & things start to get a lot more complicated. Chaptered sicfic at first with a plot, more or less. Slash. Some profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,931 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
TARDIS 13 by Random Little Imp reviews
When Claudia finds a blue box in the ware house that's not on her inventory she just can't help but have a look inside. May contain some mild spoilers for Warehouse 13 season 2, be warned
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, Claudia D.
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunken Wonder by Onezumi Daisuke reviews
The celebration of Yuki's birthday leaves people a little... fuzzy. And insightful.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Charming Predicament by eprime reviews
Sirus and Remus only think they know what's going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Heated Kisses by jessica499499 reviews
Takes place after Promises,Pormises! Noah's got a very special gift he wants to give Rex for his birthday, but he's afraid Rex won't accept it. Little does he know it's just what Rex wished for. Slash. Noah/Rex. Noex. Fluffy!
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rex S., Noah - Complete
Come Hell, High Water, or France by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orders are orders by magnae reviews
Sebastian's used to Ciel's late night orders. That is until Ciel gets a bit drunk. Only light SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Letters to Mendanbar by TeenTypist reviews
Cimorene writes to Mendanbar, letters she only half expects him to ever read. Glimpses into the world Daystar grows up in, and Cimorene's feelings during the sixteen year interlude between Calling on Dragons and Talking to Dragons.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010
Twisted Knots by Hyatt Alistar reviews
Magical Creature fic! Draco is a Seraph and Harry has a strange power to physically see the affinity between people. How does this bring them together and what does this mean for the defeat of the Dark Lord? Dumbledore seems a little different as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Course of Action Not Recommended by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters To My Original DNA Source by Epitome of Randomness reviews
"Max, I'm alive. I made out with Omega...Dammit, Freud." Max II writes a letter to Max I. Or attempts to. Sort of sequel to "and then."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Maya A./Max 2, Omega - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by eprime reviews
Hogwarts Era. Remus and Sirius talk. Sequel to Just Stop, but can be read as a stand-alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Stop by eprime reviews
Hogwarts Era. James tells a joke. Lily reacts. Remus/Sirius sequel can be in my stories: One Thing Leads to Another
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wizard Beat by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. Sirius is a fanboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All on a Sunday Morning by eprime reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Remus contemplates toast and his insane flatmates. Remus/Sirius, Remus/Toast
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bookworms by ScaryBones reviews
Kenny and Kyle study. First attempt at K2!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stuck in a Doll by Xmarksthespot reviews
It was his curiousity that got the better of him; he opened the scroll, and that led him into a whole new world. One where he has paws, a ribbon strapped around his neck, and the inability to blink. It was also Sakura's bedroom - on permanent HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Working Hard or Hardly Working? by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Circumstances by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Dialogue Fic: Harry gets a phonecall from an unexpected former schoolmate. Warning, literally a dialogue based fic so don't read if not your thing, also features a STRONG lovescene description so don't read if you don't like mature adult content :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pete's Discovery by MagellinaFluffQueen reviews
Pete accidentally sneaks up on Claudia and overhears something he shouldn't. Was originally intended as a one-shot but it's evolved into a multi-chapter humorfic. COMPLETE!
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Pete L., Claudia D. - Complete
I Am Batman by coffeebuddha reviews
"There is no 'dad' here. I. Am. Batman."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jace Wayland: The Owner's Guide by lunareclipse3 reviews
As you are now the proud owner of a JACE unit, these are the instructions on having it reach its full potential!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
End of Story by Nightengale reviews
They're on the floor, James lying in his arms, half on Artie's lap, and all Artie can think is how it's just like that time when they found the Aztec spear... They're on opposing sides now but this is not what Artie wanted. Spoilers for S2
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Artie N. - Complete
The Swing by MagellinaFluffQueen reviews
Not all artifacts are dangerous. In fact some can be incredibly useful...
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Claudia D. - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 5,769 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Good Looking Loony Toons Vampire Guy by jajo reviews
Sequel to The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy, winner of the TwiFic Best Crackfic WIP. The sequel will focus on E&B's relationship, as well as continue with A&J's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sonny is a concrete angel by alice-in-wonderland-22 reviews
Basically what the title says. It's better than it sounds.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 225 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Through the Looking Glass by iWatchtv reviews
Claudia rips a hole in the very fabric of reality. Oops.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Claudia D. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7977 - Favs: 14,610 - Follows: 6,314 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Baby Grands by Serenitychan13 reviews
A series of 1000-word drabbles to combat my recent plague of wordiness. Graverobber/Shilo. Just a series of everyday-life events that bring them closer together. Rating to be on the safe side, possible slight squick.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Diary of an ExFangirl by Lucretia Angulus reviews
...Dear Diary, I have but one goal in life: To stop being a fangirl of Uchiha Sasuke... Sakura's in for one hell of a school year.[SasuSaku][AU][Other Pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Memory of Mind by Moonlite Knight reviews
Upon taking a quick look through the disc that contained a copy Artemis's memories, Foaly discovers something very interesting. The fairies weren't the first to mess with the Mudboy's mind. HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Foaly
Of Hearts by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Uchiha Sasuke never does anything nice unless he gets something out of it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ring, Ring by Xmarksthespot reviews
He proposes. She says, "Only if you get on one knee." He was in a meeting. She was in the hospital. They were on the phone. Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touched by coffeebuddha reviews
Derek is totally straight. And even if he wasn't-just the thought is hilarious!-he'd have better taste than to be attracted to awkward, lanky, know-it-all Dr. Reid. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Mouths of Babes by coffeebuddha reviews
Derek's a little in love with Reid's mouth. Okay, he's completely in love with it. He wants to marry it and whisper sweet nothings to it and hold its hand. That is, if it had a hand. Which it doesn't. Because, you know, it's a mouth.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Here's The Day You Hoped Would Never Come by Ismira Daugene reviews
A one-shot based off a drawing by Pika-la-Cynique. Sarah's 21st birthday and guess who she finds waiting for her in her room when she gets home?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Key by jellyman09 reviews
How Alec Lightwood ended up with the key to the apartment of Magnus Bane. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Riddle's Lure by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Artemis F.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 8,761 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Danny Phantom Mary Sue Alphabet by Kitty Fowl reviews
A journey through the alphabet that explores the many horrors of Mary Sues to a rhyme scheme. "A is for Angel, an appropriate name..."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
They Poured Their Hearts Out Into These Desks by knowname reviews
AU/One Shot. Laying his head upon the desk, Kiba slowly traced his index finger along the engraved letters. “H.H. N.U. 4-EVER.” Closing his eyes and inhaling, he wonderded just how the hell he had gotten here today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Adopt A Slytherin Day by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
Draco should have stayed in bed. He really really should have. Warning: Mild Slash/Yaoi. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead Man's Party by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus meet at the "Dead Man's Party" in City of Bones. Cooperative fic with Miyabita.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Free Hugs by unchartedplots reviews
Bella feels angry and sad that her parents are filing for a divorce. She then meets Edward who is giving out free hugs. All Human. Oneshot. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The People Trapped By Thorns by stardust-bones reviews
Poem, prolly AU, but can still apply. "A rat in a maze or a tiger in a cage. Every cliche she could think of with what little strength she barely possesed. Trapped."
King of Thorn - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009
And so kisse on by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt for an advent challenge on the LJ community, slytherindor100. The prompt was a picture of Hershey Chocolate Kisses tm .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid ballgown by Daria234 reviews
What happens when your fairy godmother seems to insist you make some unexpected fashion choices? Rated for language.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
The You I Never Knew by NoahLondon reviews
Hermione's daughter receives her Hogwarts letter, unknowing of the magical world. Now, Hermione must confess she is a witch. How will her daughter fair at Hogwarts? Will she unearth her mother's secrets? Secrets like who her father is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Elevator Music 3 by M-O and WALL-E reviews
Ronald Weasley and Jacob Black are trapped in an elevator! What comical conversations await them? I don't know!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ron W., Jacob - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Slytherin Guide to Worst Case Scenarios by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
In which Harry stumbles upon a book that could very well be the answer to all his prayers, and for the first time in his life he begins to wonder if it really was for the best that he had chosen Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Caller by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .M for dark, smutty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elevator Music 2 by M-O and WALL-E reviews
Sometimes it can be very awkward be stuck in an elevator with an old colleague. It certainly is for superheroes.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Land of the Lost Children by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Something is happening to children in Bella's town. Who is the man at the window, and what does he have to do with it? ExB, rated M for dark themes. Written for the Darkward In the Dark contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Littlest Things by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
ShikaIno oneshot collections. Chapter 4: Matchmaker. Little did Shikamaru and Ino know that their fathers had the same talent. For Ino's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
electron conspiracy by smartalker reviews
You ever had a one night stand? You ever had your one night stand end up on the cover of People magazine? — ZukoKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Elevator Music by M-O and WALL-E reviews
Being stranded on an elevator may seem boring, unless you're a wizard and a vampire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
How PMS came about by Helen3616 reviews
“’Pyka’; or ‘Mete’?” The story of PMS.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Claudia D., Leena - Complete
Leena by Heavensdarkrosechild reviews
Myka and Pete's Aura's
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Leena - Complete
Stuck! by Creecree reviews
Auror Draco has to save Harry Potter from his broom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It was easier when they all wanted ballgowns by Daria234 reviews
A fairy godmother and her charge argue about picking out an outfit for a big event. It gets nasty and becomes a fight about stereotypes different generations of women have of each other. Humor ficlet and complete CRACK! Don't read if you don't like
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
valued white lies by smartalker reviews
The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
The Game by AsofLate reviews
I lost!" Naruto cried. Sakura and Sasuke looked at him. "...What?" "You heard me! I. Lost!" ...WTF! SxS R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Common Room Campout by Ms. Ery reviews
Draco helps Harry ... unwind one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day She Thought Would Never Come by LadyMidnight81
In poem form; A different kind of response, a fluffier response, to Pika-la-Cynique's wonderful artwork called "Here's the Day You Hoped Would Never Come"
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Chuck vs the Zombie Apocalypse by mxpw reviews
Chuck, Morgan, Jeff, and Lester start debating what they would do when the zombies come. Casey overhears and, despite knowing better, gets drawn into the debate. Full of stupid humor, rampant nerdery, and Top Secret government plans.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Glitter by Writing On The Walls reviews
Magnus has a plan, which is never a good thing. 5yearold!Alec&Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Bleepin' Bleepity Bleeps by Daria234 reviews
Chuck wants Casey to stop verbally attacking him. Casey thinks Chuck is a pathetic @# ! Rated M for very obscene language and obscene imagery. Seriously, it's a story ABOUT profanity. Don't read if you don't want.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Vs The Inappropriate Flashes by Synderella reviews
Set post 2x22 ‘Vs. The Ring’, Chuck’s still working out the kinks in the new Intersect. Minor Slash
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
and don't forget the birth control by smartalker reviews
In which Orihime tries to return Ichigo’s math notes, and somehow ends up getting him pregnant. Or at least, that’s what his father thinks.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Love A. - Complete
Forgetting to Remember by Lyrics and Music reviews
Everyday, I forget a little more. But I have three goals for this trip. One: Write an amazing last novel. Two: Write in my journal every day. Three: Fall out of love with him. Notes:...Remember to take lots of pictures. -SasuSaku- AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Two of Us by LittleSaxony reviews
Of all the people to still be alive, it had to be you. Based on Twilight Zone episode. Sasusaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Boy With the Pig Face by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC Contest. Crossover with Penelope. Jasper is cursed to live with the face of a pig, but finding the person who will love him as he is will break the curse. Who will that person be? Will Jasper find his happily ever after? Lemon, E/J, OOC,A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Time by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
"Okay, let's talk," I suggested, my voice fearless, my mentality weaker than a feeble child. He took a great breath, daring himself to talk. He opened his mouth to speak, and then…. Time froze. Literally. AU Alternate Universe in New Moon where Bella and Alice go back in time to stop Edward from leaving Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by koukatsukoneko reviews
Gaara's Christmas party was incredibly boring - so much so that he almost welcomed the sight of Konoha's Rock Lee...almost. Gaa/Lee, Fluff, with slightly drunk!Gaara and very drunk but not to the point of Drunken Fist!Lee. A present for Theriza. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
A Christmas Surprise by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas present for Remuslives23, a great writer AND a great reviewer! Remus gets an unexpected - but definitely not unwelcome - Christmas gift. Sirius/Remus, Marauders era. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lovely You by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's feeling harassed. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gone Forever by Allybooklover6677 reviews
16 year old Marti wishes she could chage the past. But in life there are no "undo" buttons so she blames the person she feels should be blamed. Oneshot. Marti is a little OOC. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Marti V. - Complete
Celibacy by PrincessComplex reviews
Sasuke's punishment for betraying the village: no sex for an entire month. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Always The Bartender, Never The Bride by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Chuck/Casey Slash: Early S1, is Casey jealous of Chuck or is it something more?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
Insert Fandom Here by Zanbandia reviews
AU. Summer looks to be taking a turn for the worst for Harry and Hermione, but a common interest in anime and manga proves to be vital!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tykanie Serca by kitty-re reviews
This love isn't destined for me, it's hers. It's always been hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
Dream With Me by wishimight reviews
Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
time to dance by ohwhatsherface reviews
5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Putting Up a Front From All Sides by KareNeko reviews
Two magic words land in Kakashi's lap and suddenly he holds the key to getting closer than close to Iruka. So close he might finally succeed at having his interest returned...yaoi-ish light KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love is a Verb by Skye Aerrow reviews
Of all the Aboveground careers he could’ve chosen, he’d apparently picked the least interesting. Reminding himself. He had to.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Seeking Forever by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Silver Thread by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For CrAzY-SiLLy-Me. SasuSaku, Ouran Host Club. Maybe Sasuke shouldn't have agreed to their deal. He didn't know what he was getting into when he decided to let the Host Club help him in his love life. But if it wins him Sakura...then it's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Contest of Equals by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Xepher by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
We met over Cosplay Chess. We fell in love over DanceDance Revolution. But hey, that's the crazy lives of a bunch of otaku at one of their beloved conventions! sAsXsAk, AU, crack, fluff, and anime geek in-jokes. Enjoy, all you otaku out there.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
PS I Love You by iMissa reviews
Naruto’s a matchmaker, Sakura’s oblivious, and Sasuke’s swimming in a river in Egypt. They’re going to kill a lot of trees before they get anywhere. Cowritten with Epiff Annie. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Dreams by Netrixie reviews
Trelawney is not as stupid as her students think she is. She knows they never tell her their true dreams, and she wants to find out what they’re lying about in all the homework’s she’s assigned. So she comes up with a plan. Warnings inside. SLASH rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ideal by smartalker reviews
You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Get Back Here, Dobe! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One part sappy drama. One part fluff. One part pure, unbridled silliness. Fulfills all your shipping needs, conveniently rolled into a threeshot. SasXSak, about as far from serious as you can get. Enjoy, mes amies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wookies In Silk Robes by heathenseyes reviews
Chuck was pretty certain he'd never see the Star Wars trilogy in the same light ever again.... Warning- There be slash, if you don't like, don't read. :
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are You Single? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. "Are you my friend?" "Yeah, Ino" "Are you a girl?" "maybe," "Finally- are you single?" "er, no..." "Congratulations, Saku- WHAT!" and she found out. Valentine's Day fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deal by louise4 reviews
Chapter Eleven up! Harry Potter and Blaize Zambini are in love. No not with each other! What were you thinking! No, but together they may be able to get what they want. HPDM, BZSF. So this means slash! FINALLY COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Past Lives by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
We all know Naruto was the Kyuubi before being reborn as himself. But what about his two best friends? Maybe they weren't human either. Maybe, when there was no Itachi, no Orochimaru...they fell in love. T for the ending, my first Tragedy, woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Were Falling by NaruHinaLuver reviews
[NaruHina] He never noticed her before, she was the shy weirdo girl who blushed everytime they spoke. So what happens when he's sent on a three year with her, alone? [NaruHina] The Story Got Deleted! Aggh! All my precious reviews...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Chuck versus the Lottery by LaylaBinx reviews
Chuck wins with a lottery ticket and uses the money to buy Xmas presents for everyone, including a special present for Casey. Mild slash along with some major fluff! Hope you like it! ChuckXCasey [Don't read if you don't like it]
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
A Touch like Magic by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku? oneshot: He broke her heart. He left her, for THIS? This plain looking ordinary girl?... But then, with one look. One touch. Everything about the girl changed. That’s when... She knew, She could never compare...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mediator by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Mentors by His Spectacles reviews
Who knows best but our mentors? Even about sex? this story is written in response to JK's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Yukishiro Madoka reviews
Just a cutesy, short fic about the sweet sixteens of our favorite flower girl and lazy genius of Team 10. [Happy birthday ShikaIno!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Jealous Thoughts by JadeRent reviews
Ichigo's not jealous. He's just a...concerned friend. Just a cute IchiRuki oneshot. Rated T for what teenagers do, some swearing, and a bit of Renji bashing. I love the guy, but it's just so easy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Need by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Photo Booth by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] Rukia ponders over the hidden power of the photo booth which makes people happy, and Ichigo offers a demonstration.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muffin Seduction by random smilie reviews
James Potter was seducing her. Painfully nail bittingly seducing her. With a chocolate muffin.Neat little fic. a different take on the art of seduction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Today, Maybe Tomorrow by jyj reviews
SHIKAINO: today he steals your kunai, tomorrow he steals your heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Locked in a Closet by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
What happens when you lock Sasuke and Sakura in a closet? Rated for language. For Alex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Someone So Troublesome by Maplefudge reviews
For such a troublesome girl, Ino sure knew how to make Shikamaru relax. ShikaIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Flowers and Wishes by Yukishiro Madoka reviews
[Oneshot] Simply plucking off the petals of a daisy or blowing all of the seeds off a dandelion can't grant you your wish. Deep down in her heart, Ino knows this, but does so, anyway. Will her wish ever come true? [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When Harry Reads Angsty Fiction by His Spectacles reviews
Title says it all: When Harry Reads Angsty Fiction...and Draco comforts him in delightful ways. PWP FLUFF HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kreamideah by skuldandy.kiary reviews
Sakura meets a young and handsome boy. Sasuke seems jealous. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Not So Secret Santa by clockwork starlight reviews
oneshot attempt at slash because my roommate asked me to. It's Christmas Eve and not a creature was stirring... cept for a ferret. [HarryDraco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Abandon and Reclaim Outtakes by Batsutousai reviews
Ever wonder what happens with all the other characters in Abandon that aren't Harry or Tom? Did Gin ever kiss Ted in the Great Hall? What did Minerva think about the relationship between Harry and Tom? Here are those tales, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Ginny W., Minerva M.
Drive Me Crazy by louise4 reviews
Harry is more honest than is usual, and Draco knows more than he should - it is bound to lead to some unexpected consequences. Sometimes you tell the truth without meaning to. And sometimes you tell the truth because you never expect to be found out...H
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Such a Sadist by cuito reviews
You're such a sadist, Sasukekun...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Holloween by NuttyScribbler reviews
So, it's Halloween. Ichigo attempts to explain the intricacies of Holloween Trick or Treating and that Superman is not a Shinigami to Rukia. Oh, and Chad looks dashing in a Musketeer uniform.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Super by kmou reviews
"Draco, Impregnate me now!" H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge comes to those who wait by Allohamorah reviews
completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Without Harry by Siriusly Amused reviews
ABANDONED! It's the summer after fourth year and Harry's stuck at the Dursley's. No longer able to stand the twin's new inventions Ron heads to Hermoine's for the summer where the two spend their time without Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
I Barely Touched His Head by louise4 reviews
Sorting Draco Malfoy was so easy...wasn't it? The sorting hat ponders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mary Sue Meets Zenon by Head Explody reviews
Eighth in the Mary Sue series!
Zenon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2001
Mary Sue and Mario by Head Explody reviews
Ninth in the Mary Sue series!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2001
Mary Sue Invades a Disney Show by Head Explody reviews
Seventh in the Mary Sue series!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2001
Mary Sue Goes to Hogwarts by Head Explody reviews
First in the Mary Sue Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2001
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Wishes reviews
In the middle of an unfortunate evening, Sarah makes a wish that leads her into another adventure with the Goblin King. Short chapters, sorry.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sarah, Toby
Mournings reviews
'Ginny Potter woke up on a normal morning...' Afterhogwarts!fic, HP/GW, warnings for: OMG CREYS, mind fuckery, and some shortness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Hogwarts Correspondence reviews
In which Draco's kind of a whore, Harry's secretly in love with him, and neither of them really do anything. Yet. T for swears and possible sensitive subjects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Conversations With Dead Friends reviews
AU from the end of season 2. Claudia spends time in front of someone's grave. Implied Character Death.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Claudia D. - Complete
Confusion reviews
'I only kissed him to shut him up, really.' Drabble, Pash POV, first in the fandom. T for swearing
Whip It - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
After The End reviews
What happens after the story ends? WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR LORD SUNDAY. Pre-Suzart, epilogue-compatible. Slightly inspired by Good Day remix by Jukebox The Ghost.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Arthur, Suzy - Complete
Six Years reviews
Pansy remembers. Written for the Through Darker Eyes contest on DevArt. My first oneshot. No couples. R&R if you please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
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