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Joined 06-09-07, id: 1296923, Profile Updated: 10-09-10
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AWESOME STEP SISTER WHO IS AMAZING

"Everything here is edible. I'm edible. But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."

"Hmm...I'd like a diet water, please."

"I'm sciencing for a study test!"

"I have EFD and Laffitus; Excessive Falling Disorder and a fatal Disease that makes you laugh uncontrollably for no reason at all."
(I COPY RIGHTED THESE, SO YEAH! I'LL GET MY NINJA COWS TO FIND YOU IF YOU STEAL MY PROBLEMS!)

"So like, yeah! See you when war is coming up, this weekend!"

20 THINGS TO DO TO BE STUPID!!:

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

2.TALK BACKWARDS

3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4.SAY RANDOM THINGS

5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."

6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.

8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"

11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"

12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.

13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS

14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.

15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.

16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.

17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO

18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.

19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.

20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTARAUNT

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but please dont abuse the privilege.

"Its 10:10! Make a wish! I wish I had a pony!"

"I named him Sparky...I like that name."

"Oh my GARNETTE!"

"HACKKEN MEAN!"

"Seriously, I just cand stand people anymore, people yell at me, they, they talk to me...I mean, they know I dont wanna talk to people, I'm just socially retarted!"

"She's extremely attractive!'

"Seriously, my moms been treating me like a child lately, and I dont think she understands that I'm freakin five. My birthdays in what, a month? I'm turning six!"

"Its like really, really cool! COOL! COOL COOL COOL! COOL!"

"AND KEEP THE PANDAS ALIIIIIIIVE"

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.


If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent more than 12 hours online straight just because you could and had a frickin' good time doing it, copy this into your profile.

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Bella's True Love by Electric-Blue-Eyes reviews
It has been two months since Edward left Bella and she is in pieces. She is about to commite suicide, when a male vampire comes and stops her, but who is this mystery man! Read to find out! P.S.Added the True to the name!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,649 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007
Bella Kitty Kat by Electric-Blue-Eyes reviews
This is a story I picked up from Stiell who quit FF and she said someone could pick it up so I did! Yes she said we could so its not copying This takes place when Bella agrees to marry Edward and when she is turned into a vampire there are...problems!R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007
Into The Forest by Simply Emma reviews
William changes Bella so she can be his mate Bella hates being a monster. Her coven and her go to Forks they meet the Cullens, Bella takes a liking to Edward, too bad Bella has a mate and he wont let her go. Can Bella get away from him and be with Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
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My Blood reviews
Takes place in New Moon, after Edward left Bella is about to jump off a cliff when a mystery man saves her. But what does he want from her? PLEASE R&R OR I SHANT CONTINUEEEEEE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007
Emails reviews
I sent Vampire Gal 22 an email saying how I hated it when Jacob kissed Bella in eclipse. We kept replying to each other. They were REALLY funny in my point of view so I’ma post them up here. Each chapter is the next email that was sent in reply. Okay,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007
RANDOMS! reviews
YAY! I just couldnt help myself after reading Wolf Man No Like His Kibbles's randoms. WARNING:: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO WASTE LIKE, 30 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE READING MY HYPERNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Foosball reviews
BELLA vs EDWARD! An interesting game of foosball. Alice doesnt understand the double meaning of her words...my first one shot thingy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
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