Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
"Everything here is edible. I'm edible. But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."
"Hmm...I'd like a diet water, please."
"I'm sciencing for a study test!"
"I have EFD and Laffitus; Excessive Falling Disorder and a fatal Disease that makes you laugh uncontrollably for no reason at all."
"So like, yeah! See you when war is coming up, this weekend!"
20 THINGS TO DO TO BE STUPID!!:
1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RANDOM THINGS
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."
6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"
11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"
12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.
13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS
14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.
15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.
16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.
17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO
18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.
19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.
20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTARAUNT
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but please dont abuse the privilege.
"Its 10:10! Make a wish! I wish I had a pony!"
"I named him Sparky...I like that name."
"Oh my GARNETTE!"
"Seriously, I just cand stand people anymore, people yell at me, they, they talk to me...I mean, they know I dont wanna talk to people, I'm just socially retarted!"
"She's extremely attractive!'
"Seriously, my moms been treating me like a child lately, and I dont think she understands that I'm freakin five. My birthdays in what, a month? I'm turning six!"
"Its like really, really cool! COOL! COOL COOL COOL! COOL!"
"AND KEEP THE PANDAS ALIIIIIIIVE"
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