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Name:Zamivixen

Age :TEEN

I am:ME!!THAT'S A LABEL ALL ON IT'S OWN(MUAHAHA-HAHAHA MUAHAHA-HAHAHA COUGH COUGH-WHEEZE-COUGH BWAHAHAHAHA)

Favorite colors:Black,Blood Red,Midnight Blue,White and Green,Orange,Midnight Sapphire & Silver

Music:Punk/Metal Rock,& many others.

LIKE: Anime,Music,ART,Dancing,Drawing swords & dangerous things,Designing ! ! ! !

X-x-X

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
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I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Ch
erry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, minivampire25,Kaylal101, 3DG girl,animelover12294


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.


Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore


This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


A highly possible theory: The Akatsuki are actually a modeling agency. I mean, most of them are pretty sexy.

Quotes: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months" - Oscar Wilde

"It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed, then to open it and prove it."

"Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and wonder...where the hell is my ceiling!"

"Sanity is overrated anyway."

"'I love you.' is eight letters. So is 'bullshit'."

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"First God made men...but then he had a better idea."

MENstrual pain,MENtal anxiety,MENopause,goddammit, all of our problems start with MEN!"(i love men and all,but this is pretty true)

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents Dad and Mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "It was totally worth it"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes them self at home, and is the reason why you have no food.

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: has you on speed dial.

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff.(But that's okay, you have most of their stuff too.)

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a (very embarrassing) biography on your life story

Friend: would knock on the front door

Best friend: would barge right in and yell, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best friend: you already know they won't tell

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter

Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their on line buddies


If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what your like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

Your'e just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you!

-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but just 4 to reach out and slap someone in the face.

-I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.

-I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

-It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get on with life!

- "No one dies a virgin life screws us all"

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!!animelover12294


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Here are the top ten favorite ice creams of the Pentagon...

Agents voted on...

10. A Thousand Points of Mint

9. Nukies & Cream

8. 800 Wrench Ripple

7. Taxation Sensation

6. Blowing S'Mocha

5. Taxpayer Crunched

4. Defense Contractors' Delight

3. Delicious Fictitious Budget Crunch

2. When-They-See-How-Much-We-Spent-The-Voters-Are-Gonna-Be Pistachio

And the Number 1 Pentagon Ice Cream Name...

1. Budget Fudge-It


"I'm warning you, if you so much as bruise what's in your hand, I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged, when you die you will no longer exist." - Kurama

"Tell me, how does it feel to be living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei

"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind at all torturing you to death." - Hiei

"I’m not about to die for the sake of you worthless humans!" –Hiei

"You talk, you die."-Hiei

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence (rocks are thrown at him) surely if you voice your grievances (more rocks are thrown) damn you people!-Miroku

"Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs..." –total hater who loves sesshoumaru

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese-

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasent.- total hater who loves sesshoumaru

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar on my desk.- Stephen King

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"-Jack Sparrow

I thought you would know better then to corner an animal such as a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Youko Kurama

" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

"Have I ever broken the law? Well once I rode my bike without a helmet, so shoot me."-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

The early bird catches the worm...On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten...

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

Always listen to your elders...then do the opposite thing they say!

I can multitask! I can talk and annoy you at the same time!- total hater who loves sesshoumaru

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence of trying!

If you can't beat them, run for your life! If they catch you, pretend to be dead!


The one and only, want an autograph?

We lie to ourselves as a shield, because the truth hurts like shit.

For ever minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

When you love someone, their happiness means more than your own.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to.

Just because a person forgives, doesn't mean that a person should or will forget.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not.

I don't hate you! I strongly dislike you.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Love...It can be wonderful, it can make great things possible, but it can be selfish, too, and it can be blind, it can make you hurt people without knowing it.

Sulkiness is contagiuose!

I'm not stubborn! I'm not I'm not I'm NOT!

1+1 is equivelent to 3 if you add it twice.


"I once thought of killing the sexiest man alive, but then I realized that suicide really isn't the way to go"-Itachi

"Did no one save me, just because they missed me?"- Jack Sparrow Pirates 3

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

Rocks and logs may bite like dogs, but words will never hurts me. I may not be the smartest kit, but unlike you, I don't smell like-

You know what?! Earth sucks. I'm going home!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(breathes in) HAHAHAHAHA...

Don't get mad, get sadistic!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

I have decided to be indecisive

Me and my friend Shikamaru here, we're the champions of sleep, anywhere, anytime, anyposition, we can sleep!!

Talk to the feet, the hands, ears, and face are now on vacation.

The book is called the End of Beginning, but on the back it says its important to start before you begin... But starting Is beginning, and you haveta START reading the book before you begin it ...But the END is the beginning ...Im comfused

How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive?

Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret.

My life is seriously fucked up.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wisgh to die, kill yourself.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Having the love of your life break up with and say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it.

Love is the slowest form of suicide. Then why does it feel so damn good?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Everyone is intitled to my opion.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

This explains the slinky thing in the flashback down there... Some people are like slinkies... They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs!!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Dear heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter...


Would you cry if I left the country? No.
Do I ever cross your mind? No.
Would you hold me if I were lonely? No.
Do you like me? No.
I wouldn't cry if you left, because I would die.
You haven't crossed my mind, because you are always on my mind.
I wouldn't hold you tight, I would kiss you.
And I don't like you, I love you.


My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you bread this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...


Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you hate Karin, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Oh no, that
hurts!


If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


just felt like putting this up...

100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF

1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail.

2. Your dentist is frightened of you.

3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking.

4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory.

5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday.

6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night.

7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it.

8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out.

9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant.

10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk)

11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians)

12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason.

13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!)

14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time.

15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months.

16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?)

17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them.

18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting.

19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use.

20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month.

21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time.

22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly!

23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling.

24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills!

25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours.

26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself..

27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting.

28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis!

29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?)

30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing.

31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm.

32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning.

33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable.

34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films.

35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife.

36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road.

37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing)

38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore.

39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour.

40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are.

41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering".

42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars!

43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing.

44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk)

45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants.

46. You don't like to share your food.

47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet)

48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds)

49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies.

50. You turn around 3 times before lying down.

51. You run at the sight of a leash.

52. You growl at the neighbours.

53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night.

54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas.

55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower.

56. Fetch sounds exciting.

57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation)

58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's.

59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows...

60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest...

61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant...

62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!)

63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper.

64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63)

65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me)

66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites.

67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic.

68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs.

69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please)

70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot.

71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem.

72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes.

73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie.

74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon.

75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late..

76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth.

77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth.

78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it.

79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.)

80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so.

81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon.

82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it.

83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska.

84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep.

85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon.

86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails.

87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night.

88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night.

89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day.

90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days.

91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.)

92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?")

93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like.

94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp)

95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk)

96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen)

97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?)

98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL)

99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery.

100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you !

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"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There is nothing which can't exist." I believe that is true and whether you do or not, more particularly the NOT, does not concern me!


This was funny as hell, so I put it up.

The Facts Of Chuck Norris

1) The first rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

4) Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

5) Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

6) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

7) Chuck Norris does not read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8) Chuck Norris does not wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

9) Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

10) Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

11) Chuck Norris uses a nightlight; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

12) Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

13) When Chuck Norris does a pushup he isn’t pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down beneath him.

14) If a tree falls in the woods, does anybody hear it? Yes, Chuck Norris hears it; Chuck Norris can hear everything.

15) Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, and won.

16) Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

17) If by some incredible space–time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.

18) When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

19) There is no such thing as global warming; Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

20) All ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. Most however, just grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.

21) Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection can result in blindness, and possible large foot–shaped bruises on the face.

22) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

23) When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to one … one roundhouse kick to the face!

24) Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

25) Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

26) Lightning never strikes the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

27) There is no such thing as a “tornado”. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

28) Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

29) Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of sixteen. Seconds.

30) Chuck Norris is not only a noun but a verb.

31) The Manhattan Project was not intended to make nuclear weapons. It was originally meant to recreate the awesomely destructive power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. They didn’t even come close.

32) Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.

33) Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared to question his motives.

34) Chuck Norris has literally beaten the odds. With his fists!

35) Chuck Norris can kick threw all six degrees of separation. Hitting anyone, anywhere – in the face – at any time.

36) Chuck Norris can in fact “raise the roof”. And he can do it with one hand.

37) Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know, except the meaning of the term “mercy”.

38) Paper beats Rock, Rock beats Scissors, and Scissors beats paper. But Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.

39) Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.

40) If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, NEVER ask for his “three hole punch”.

41) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

42) The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.

43) Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

44) Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life … unless it gets in his way.

45) America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

46) Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck–Norrisasurus.

47) If at first you don’t succeed … then your not Chuck Norris.

48) Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

49) Chuck Norris can taste lies.

50) Behind Chuck Norris’ beard there is not a chin; there is only another fist.

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Spoken and Unspoken by o pink moon o reviews
The alternate story explored between an uncertain Bulgarian and an opinionated witch. Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum. Read and review!
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Hermione takes Cormac to the Slugclub Christmas party, and we know how that goes. What about after, when Cormac takes her to the Astronomy Tower for the view? This fic details the untold fling that the pair had that semester. "Part Two" follows a summer fling. Hermione/Cormac. Fluffy chapters that follow them around in Hermione's sixth year, but also some graphic teen smuttiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,806 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
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Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch by sakuradancer3 reviews
When a school project forces Hermione and Draco to work together, their friends take it upon themselves to "supervise" them…secretly of course. Will they be surprised by what they see? Obviously! Dramione
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All that Glitters is not Gold by cullen's pet reviews
Fred and George Weasley have a new product that they decided to test on Draco Malfoy. Who knew that the Glitter Globule would be so entertaining? Story rated for language and glitter spouting from... well you'll have to read to find out!
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Starry Eyed by WeasleyForMe reviews
"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione
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Never Leave: The Complete Edition by Rihaan reviews
After Ron's second and final betrayal, Harry begins to see Hermione in a whole new light. He reacts in a way neither of them expected him to. Light and/or Dark!Super!Harmony. Rated for sexual situations and non-graphic violence.
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Hurt From The Past by iamamywaterhouse reviews
A protest kicks off another chapter of adventure in Hermione Granger's life. Five years after the war, a dull desk job is pushed aside so she can help Charlie Weasley and his band of researchers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink ANBU by rawr.latte reviews
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Heard It In a Love Song by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE While she and Ron are having a rough spot in their marriage, Hermione encounters a very flirtatious Draco Malfoy through her work with the Ministry. Sexy bits!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the road to revisit by lordlonginus212 reviews
O.k so Harry gets chucked back in time by a magical shiny woman to fix his life Starts where Voldemort hits Harry with the AK in the forest. definitely H/Hr, bit of Dumble bashing but he is good. Ron gets a slap to the face but the Weasleys are good too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Whatever She Needs by EurotrashGirl reviews
Seth is forced to deal with both the loss of his father and becoming a werewolf, and Fate decides to add one more complication to his life. When the legends turn out to be different than he thought how does he deal with them on his own? First ff. go easy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,850 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Seth, Bella
A Miko's Love Story by Tempest78 reviews
When a spell throws Bankotsu and Kagome into a marriage-or-death predicament, the Inutachi and Shichinintai are forced to form an alliance. What happens when dark secrets from Bankotsu's past come into play? B&K FE.
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Nightmarish by VesperChan reviews
A curse eater, Sakura comes upon a coven of Uchiha in need of her services. SakuraMulti
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Let's Fall in Love by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Wonder That Would Be by Bedelia reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione receives a mysterious gift that allows her to change the future. She can't save everyone, and every action has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cure by BrandiAlyssa reviews
Remus is found after a moon on the brink of death and wishing for it. Hermione reveals a plan she's been working on for months. Along with Harry and Sirius, they're ready to shake the world again. HHr Romance - Sirius-Remus Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vindicated by DramaticStarlet reviews
There's something beautiful and sad about him that she will always love. BeckTori.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
You Make Me Rethink Being Born by AsianOne reviews
[AU] Haruno Sakura isn't having what you would call a good day. Not even close, in fact. And it only gets worse when on the planned date of the big road trip she has to ride with the...delinquents. [KibaSaku][NejiSaku][GaaSaku][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Sakura H.
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Blackmail, It's Business by Stella-Takemehome reviews
One-shot! First Dramione fic! "A-are you blackmailing me?" "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer the term 'business arrangement.' One in which should you choose not to accept, it would not end favorably for you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Years Total by SylverEyes reviews
Beck and Tori find their way around college and realize that there are some things about high school that they can't leave behind.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Highschool and Memories by Flyflew reviews
Moving away from her old town has changed Sakura's life drastically. Not only is she getting stalked now and has a fanclub led by Rock Lee, but she has fallen in love with the devil himself. Oh joy! Gaasaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,720 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Blows Below the Belt by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
PostDH,No Ep One Shot. It's just a normal day in Heaven, Lily and James Potter are watching their son during a walk of his with Hermione Granger, while the Potters have a conversation about their son's "awful eyesight"... HHR/JL/ R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Lady by Kaoruhana reviews
I met him in the cereal aisle of a grocery store as I tried to hide from Kouga and asked him to help me. It would have been a failed attempt if his daughter hadn't stated "You're pretty!" and distracted us enough for my idea to work.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 27,527 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 282 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lonely by iWasabi3 reviews
Because she got him in as few words as possible, understood how he was feeling without needing to say anything. She was there for him, and he will always love her for that. Beck/Tori, because they are absolutely adorable!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Author’s Parody by Mlmonty reviews
This fic is a parody, so don’t take it seriously by any means. It will be a series of oneshots and drabbles not interconnecting poking fun at things AUTHORS of fanfiction do.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Unquenchable by filkertom reviews
Subtitle: Eternal Sunshine of the Hogwarts Mind. Harry and Hermione keep falling in love. Can Hermione's husband Ron stop them? R/Hr, H/Hr. Warnings: dark themes, ReallyScrewedUp!Ron, mind control, sex, language. Done for a 2005 H/Hr Fic Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidental Sexy No Justu! Sakura Style! by fangirlqueen reviews
Sakura uses one of Tsunades' jutsus unaware that Jiraiya tampered with it leaving her as a walking wet dream.What's worst is that her "boys" are assigned to protect her but when the justu takes effect no one can protect her from them! Crackfic smut later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Moments of Clarity by SensationTwisted reviews
She did not like this game. "What are we celebrating?" "My divorce. I signed the papers today." He whispered. Then as if aware he was showing how vulnerable he seemed, he waggled his eyebrows. "Want to give some comfort tonight?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than Just Neighborly Affection by SadBrokenWings reviews
Kagome Higurashi has moved out of the city and into a small house on a small street, looking forward to a new life. Having just left her fiance in a sudden lifechanging revelation, Kagome never expected to grow so close her new neighbor. Loads of fluff, i
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Clare and Declan Get Dangerous by RiskyRosie reviews
My head ached, my heart broke, and she made eveything better. /He is dangerous. He is handsome. He is a little bit insane and I like it.-finished- Ignore the name change.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Declan C., Clare E. - Complete
My Confusing and Hard to Believe Love Life by perverted-squirrel reviews
It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Missing Piece by marieXcullen reviews
Edward left Bella alone and broken. Rosalie left Emmett for Edward. Bella and Emmett help heal each other, but what happens when the Cullens return? Will Edward and Rosalie want their old mates back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Puppies Grow by JosieSwan reviews
Bella Swan learns Jacob Black is a werewolf, but Embry Call imprints on her. What happens when a narcoleptic werewolf falls in love? AU, Crackfic, oneshot, OOC Bella/Embry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
What a Girl Wants by mspolapotter reviews
Hermione takes Harry on a crash course on how to make the girl of his dreams fall in love with his gentlemanly charm. But then, everything backfires, don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sixth year X 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione’s Sixth year xmas holiday began ok, then a knock on the door turned it into a nightmare, a fatal accident and a dream led to her marriage with the man she loved, a ritual, and the end of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We All Need Somebody to Lean On by The World of My Creation reviews
A series of random snippets in which Harry discovers his feelings for Hermione, surprisingly through all the things she does to his shoulder. Harmony. Harry POV. Set in POA, GOF, OOTP, HBP, DH. Non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas by kateofallpeople reviews
Hermione is forced to stay at Hogwarts for the holidays. When she tries to spread a little Christmas cheer, nobody is more surprised than her to learn that Malfoy wants to jump into the holiday spirit along with her! HG/DM. M for some lemony goodness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A twist of Fate by emmettsangel728 reviews
What if Edward had a couple extra seconds to think about saving Bella from the van? What if, in those seconds, he realizes he loves someone else. What if the broken heart saved Bella? What would happen? Emmett/Bella Of course
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Dare to Feel by cr8vgrl reviews
The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fuzzy Duck by Rosewoods Muse reviews
An unfortunate Hufflepuff student finds himself the victim of circumstance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Out The Lights, Turn Up The Volume by CrystalGemMaker reviews
Being in the bad part of town, a dingy apartment, and having a low paying job is fine. But falling for your dangerous neighbor isn't. Especially when you're engaged. And happy. And supposedly uninterested. AU. ButchxBubbles.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 252,667 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Butch, Bubbles
Inappropriate Advances by voicelord reviews
She had been warned all her life that: "men are single-mindedly perverted horny animals and it is your job to run like the wind!" Too bad Haruno Sakura never did take advice very well. Especially the advice of her idiotic teammates. Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Nargle's Christmas Gift by HeartForSoul reviews
"Why did you just kiss me?" He laughed and pointed up. "Magic mistletoe." Theo leaves Hermione under some mistletoe and a few nearby creatures don't think that's right. Their gift to them is to get them together. How? Get them back under the mistletoe!HxT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete
The Most Wanted Man at Hogwarts by tryal-and-airror reviews
Merlin is an old, smelly, poopie wizard. A/N- This was written for First Kiss Challenge by Megsy42.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Please Don't Hate Me by cr8vgrl reviews
Girl bonding time with Ron's girlfriend, Lavender, leads to a hex that's giving Hermione anxiety attacks about seeing Fred again. What if the hex is the very thing they need to get their nonexistent relationship going?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nerd by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Love and Peace by soundspretty reviews
Warren/Layla. Takes place right after Will tells Layla that he's taking Gwen to Homecoming. Layla only wanted to make Will jealous, but what happens when things don’t go according to plan?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Layla W., Warren P.
Wonderland by The Loser Lord reviews
SasuSaku collections. Fantasy 15 - theme - Wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,586 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exchanging Moments by tiaracove reviews
*End of eclipse* Due to the Volturi's doing, Bella ad Jasper get sent to an alternative universe, where they struggle to cope with the differences with the life they had and the one they have now. Meanwhile, Alice and Edward search... full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
DM HG by Lavedovanera reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by Glowing Ember reviews
Good intentions go awry when Draco tried to comfort a heartbroken Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Green Pajama's by Blinded-Kit reviews
hermione's favorite color has always and forever will be Green. And she was so excited when she got a pair of Green pajama's for christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Marshmallow Kisses by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Hermione couldn't peel her eyes away from the sight in front of her. Charlie Weasley was shirtless. Granted it wasn't an uncommon thing for the Weasley men to be shirtless, but this, this was a sight to behold. Gift for an old friend of mine, Clover Bay who is a wonderful Beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
She watched him intently. The book she was reading long forgotten on her lap. Her brow furrowed in concentration. What will happen if he catches her? Mature themes and some non consentual moments. Be advised. Dramione of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Light Reading by Salome Weil reviews
Draco discovers, to his glee, that Hermione occasionally indulges in young adult drivel of the fantasy type and proceeds to pester her. T for very mild sexual reference. AU for anachronism. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aniue by Densetsuno Youko reviews
When Fugaku decided to adopt his teammate's orphaned daughter, he was excited to finally have a baby girl of his own. Except, he had this growing suspicion that Kagome may just be a tad bit too obsessed with her new older brother. Kagome&Itachi
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Snape's New Obsession Draco's POV by Glalie773 reviews
This is Snape's New Obsession, only in Draco's point of view! Enjoy, this was a quick write, a nice little one-shot! I would suggest reading Snape's New Obsession first, though I don't think it matters that much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He's not the one by eddiejazz reviews
After two people in the Cullen household cheat, their other halfs lean on each other. BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stupid Slytherins with Stupider Smirks by lumos.maxima reviews
Hermione always gave her books back to the library on time.Never once has she been bested on a test.One day she gets a letter: a reminder notice. On top of that, she’s beaten on a surprise quiz! Has the world turned upsidedown, or is that Zabini smirking?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Your Typical Prom Night by puffyfluffstuff reviews
“Don’t change the topic teme, YOU! and all of us here are completely and positively aware what you feel about her! Now GO talk to her, dance with her, make-out with her, or whatever you want to do with her and MAKE us proud!” /AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere In Romania by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Dumped by Ron and abandoned by Harry while hiding from the harsh media spotlight, Hermione takes comfort in the arms of their guardian. Gift for thekeeperoftime. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Guide to an EmoAvenger Bastard: Sasuke Uchiha by NinjaPower reviews
Sequel to Guide to Bastard: NH -I'm Sakura and I'll be your guide to Sasuke Uchiha, a.k.a the Emo-Avenger Bastard. Want to be his girlfriend? I'm an expert at him so in no time you'll be his friend/girlfriend! Warning may cause mental/physical damage RxR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Smoke Filled Kiss by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Hey Shikamaru, did you know kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray?" Shikamaru was going to prove this girl wrong
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dishes and Kisses by rosdrise reviews
The first time Katara wanted to kiss the banished prince of the Fire Nation was the first night he washed the dishes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Static by snuffleschifer reviews
Honey, I'm not forgetting the look you gave me that morning" ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A lovely complex: My Humps by dwX reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Sesshoumaru turns down Kagome in highschool, 5 years later she has a chance to even the score. Some parts a bit OOC.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,078 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Shake on it by NeoNerd420 reviews
After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One shot.Not much H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You and Me and the Weather by toomanypickles reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sakura and Gaara to live together. A drabble fic, about more random stuff that has no real point.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 191 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
My NotSoSuperhero by Lord Fluffs-a-lot reviews
Being a hero sucks. Big time. No one really appreciates you, and did I mention that bad guys tend to me EXTREMELY hot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mary Sue Gary Stu Massacre by Hidden In The Darkness 15 reviews
I was bored, so 'sue' me. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by spazzgirl reviews
wasn’t an inch of her innocence I wanted, her body called to me, her scent made my blood boiled. The way she said my names as if they were a natural thing to her, she was mine and mine alone. Every inch of her body I claimed PWP Naruto's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Together by foreveronfire reviews
One-shot. A little scene a made up for Cassie and Nick. I loved them together in the book. Please RxR. Rated T just incase.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oh-So-Vogue reviews
Sakura buys a new perfume that has the boys of Konoha and Suna acting a little bit strangely...not to mention the almighty AKATSUKI! Chaos will ensue! SasuSaku in the end...I promise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kazekage sensei by ilovefiction reviews
Her period of three days was nothing compared to his three years. One-shot. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Jesus, Take The Wheel by Anime Girl23 reviews
He was only taking him to the park. Ricky/Amy. R&R!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
Worn and Tattered by 2pennies reviews
EdwardHermione. He still wasn’t sure how he had come to this – sitting across from a witch, befriending a witch so honestly and without hesitation. He looked at her again, the sadness in her eyes and racing through her mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Favor by Chibiaddicted reviews
-AU- He saved her so she owed him. But to what extent would the emotionless Yakuza leader take her favor? -SakuraxGaara- Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Beautiful! by Kyra5972 reviews
Someone keeps leaving gifts in Amy’s locker on the Friday before Valentine’s Day…The only question is: who is it?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
I know its wrong by meyalious reviews
Bubbles knows its wrong to fall in love with him. Its just isn't done. He wasn't meant for her. But will a surprising turn of events make her wish come true or will it make her life worse. BubblesxBrick
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bubbles, Brick - Complete
Hogwarts List by Ammie Hawk reviews
While on break Hermione stumbles upon Harry Potter fanfiction and decides to make a list of things that are inaccurate about them. Complete for now, but I might add more to the list later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Expectations by NeoNails reviews
Warren/Layla. Something that never happened in the Disney version of the movie, but should have. Not to mention the consequences of these actions. Sometimes changing your mind can be a good thing.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
A Dog's Life It Ain't Always Easy! by X-Keva-X reviews
"EEWWW!" She cried out; knowing that this day would forever be burned into her retinas and at some point in her immediate future she would be telling a therapist about this day. A bunch of unrelated humorous one shots. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The revival of the Uchiha clan by Demonic kunoichiKagi reviews
Who is that girl and how did she do that? And why does Sasuke allow her to hang out with him and is he showing emotions to her. Just who is that girl...wait she knows Itachi and they are what...?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kagome H., Sasuke U.
Love can make you and brake you by keraQ reviews
Sasuke is the hottest and collest guy in Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. When a new girl names Ino comes to school and Sasuke forgets all about Sakura until a new Goth boy named Gaara spikes Sakura's attention. Sasuke feels jealous
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,590 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Twelve Days by SFP83 reviews
Inu/YuYu crossover. kagome/hiei. OPEN AT OWN RISK! Package contains sidesplitting laughter, and crude humor. Strong bladder control is advised, you have been warned.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Dear Dumb Diary by Perfect love kills all fear reviews
Yes, I can't belive it either. Me, Kim row writing a diary. My warning: Never go to a four-year-old's birthday pary. Or go shopping with Brady. Disastrous results will occur.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Kim
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Candlelight Christmas by RedChevy reviews
Studying abroad in Italy, who will Bella find to share some Christmas fun with? Co-written by RedChevy and PurdueLiz for jandco and withthevampsofcourse's "A Very Cullen Christmas" contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Snow Angels by SabakunoJaganshi reviews
I...I don't...know..." A hand landed on her shoulder, turning her away from the detective. Before Kagome could say anything, her lips were claimed in a kiss. A sweet kiss. A long kiss. When he pulled away, he breathed on her face. "Well, now you do."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Growing Up In Forks by The Only Pancake reviews
AH/AU total fluff story! Bella and her sister Alice were not taken to Arizona by their mom, but instead have always lived in Forks with Charlie. This story is telling what life is through Bella's eyes; from age 6 to age 22. Rated for swearing. .COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,232 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Foot in the Door by Mira-Jade reviews
Sometimes she had the sneaking suspicion that Sesshoumaru was interested. You know . . . like that. Sesshoumaru X Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
You Belong With Me by tinerzz reviews
Jasper and Bella are best friends. Jasper is dating the cheer captain Alice. Bella knows her and Jasper belong together. Will Bella and Jasper end up together? Based on Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Innocent Watch by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Curiosity can kill the cat. She only wanted to look at him... at first...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Emmett's dirty little secret by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
I yelled out before Emmett could tackle me. Everyone busted out into hysterics. Esme and Carlisle just had disgusted expressions on their pale faces. Emmett turned a few shades paler.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Uchiha Elections by The Loser Lord reviews
Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pet Name by NiftyPaint24 reviews
*Drabble* Kagome comes up with a new pet name for Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Making a Moment a Crime by BlackjackandSky reviews
Jack froze. Jesus Christ, but the way he was holding her now could never be viewed as decent, seeing as how he had her pinned beneath him with his arms around her. And he wasn't going to lie, he could feel every line of her body as it pressed against his.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Hearts Of The Light and Dark by BlackjackandSky reviews
A smile graced Jack's lips as he realized Sky must be dreaming about him. Not wanting to invade her privacy, but not being able to resist, he peeked into her thoughts. What he found both surprised and delighted. She was re-living their first kiss...
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
A first kiss like Mine? YOU WISH! by shika'sgurl22 reviews
A collection of short drabbles. What would Sakura's first kiss be like with each sexy guy from the Naruto world? Who knows, but we are about to find out! Read to see if your favorite guy will be added! Click the title and see who she kisses! Sakuxmultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Return to the Past by wilkins75 reviews
The village is gone, only one hope remains go into the past and change history. Naruto/Sakura Shikamaru/Temari others. From the creator of Return of Namikaze
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,853 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just for one night by SakuraHottie13 reviews
Fate must really hate me." Naruto was sure of this. Fate dangled him infornt of the girl he loved but would never allow them to be together. "I'll have him no matter what." Sakura would find away to beat fate at its game
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
True Love Never Dies by Crazy-RKO-Fan reviews
Torrie Wilson returns two years after she retired because of her back and is ready to tell John Cena, the man she's had a crush on for years, that she loves him but what happens when she finds out that he's dating her best friend Mickie James?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Interesting Is Not A Word by Mac-alicious reviews
Just Listen: We all know that according to Owen, interesting is not a word. Annabel x Owen Futurefic. Drabble-y ficlet.
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
The First Time We Did It by Xmarksthespot reviews
How Sakura's story could be easily misunderstood by her friends. implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Second Chance by darklightningdevil reviews
Sakura was dying until a neko demon inside her sent her to the past! Now she has to re-live her life and go throught the Chunin Exams! Whats this? The demon is Shukaku's mate!" Things are gonna be more interesting this time around. GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What is Love? by ink-splatter reviews
Sakura ponders what is love. Is it Sasuke? or Will it be Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Together Forever by Destiny1029 reviews
An elderly couple walks down the street while two young ninja ponder the commitment of being a team. It's about love's endurance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Taste by Vanya Starwind reviews
Recipe for smut: sasusaku plus cookie batter plus lemon equals smut. XD Reviews are appreciated. Rated M. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thinking the Right Way by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGCD: Cedric knows it's silly, but he can't help himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Sucka For Love by babyhardyzgal13 reviews
2 Brothers; 1 diva. Ones dating her and treats her like crap while the other falls for her fast. Characters: Trish Stratus, Adam Copeland, Jay Reso, Hunter Helsmly, Ric Flair...many others Ninth chapter up.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
List Of Ninjutsus & Genjutsu by NoNameNeeded reviews
Okay, basically I have made a list of every single jutsu which I could find. They are here to help people and fellow authors. They are all in alphabetical order and I hope that you benefit from them... NOW WITH GENJUTSU LIST AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,311 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Lets play doctor by nejissakurablossom reviews
Drop your pants." "Your one horny woman, your not getting laid are you?" "I dont like you right now." "Feelings mutual." Sasuke and Sakura at the hospital. Fluff. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silver and Emerald Days by Zelha reviews
Silver and Emerald Days is a drabble collection by Celtic Oak and Zelha. Neji now lives with Sakura, as their partnership has escalated to another level. Companionship and brilliant love among the two genii. Various ratings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lucky Klutzes by Crazy Mishka reviews
InuNaruXover. Their friends marvel at how clumsy they are, and in the next breath wonder at how lucky they can be. NarutoxKagome meet because they run into each other. XD
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kagome H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonding by Gennerator reviews
In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Two Can Play It by kashiangel07 reviews
Kagome has finally made it into college and she's loving her new life. She would like it more if only the roommate from hell wasn't bothering her. In order to survive, she has to play by his game.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,066 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Secrets by potter8668 reviews
Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories In My Blood by reptilia28 reviews
Hermione helps Harry to adjust after he is turned into a vampire. But as they hunt Horcruxes and dodge both the Ministry and the Death eaters, can Harry defeat Voldemort when he is losing control over his own humanity? Vamp!Harry, HHr. Minor DH spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Konoha High Sequel by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura and Deidara are back, with their crazyness and randomness, just as a couple this time! Sequal to Konoha High Deisaku Deixsaku DeidaraxSakura Sakudei SakuraxDeidara Minor: Kibahina Shikaino Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Not What You Expect by shadow miko reviews
NarutoInuyasha: Kagome has come home for last time in the feudal era, her mother Kun Loon decides to send her to live with her cousin for awhile, but when she arrives it’s not what she expects. KagomeSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,681 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angels Have Glass Hearts by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
The story of Sakura's life as a missing-nin as told to Naruto after being forced back to Konoha. Her love, marriage, and child with a man many others wouldn't even consider human. SasuXSaku, T just to be safe. Don't flame the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Store Room by NiftyPaint24 reviews
One Shot Sesshomaru takes a possible business partner golfing at his county club and takes Kagome along. Sess x Kag AU
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
In The Pink by queenofbitches reviews
A rather personal clothing item of Sakura has escaped from her clothesline on an expedition... to Sabaku no Gaara's backyard. Things are gonna get awkward... Gaasaku Fluffycrack. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Simple Kind Of Life by sleepymuse reviews
Changed from dog fighter Kagome leaves the feudal era for a normal life, but her guilt makes her return. The well sends her to another world where she finds Sesshomaru and she brings him back with her. A slip makes her claim them both. SXKS
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Unnaturally Natural by techno tendencies reviews
Hermione Granger hates unnatural things. And the past few days have been beyond unnatural for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sakura Seasons by xo-stars-xo reviews
Shy Sakura is a freshman in Konoha academy. She has no experince in friendship or love so she has no friends and is living on her own. Will she find her true love and make friends? sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikaino & more. AU & OOC. SEQUEL UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Threesome by blankdreamer reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have be disappearing for a whole weak. And they come back disoriented. Then one day Naruto asks Sakura a disturbing question "Wanna threesome?" She would have fainted. M for implied things. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Differences between Karin and Sakura by Oh My Kira reviews
Sasuke's nasty thoughts on Karin and his sweet thoughts on Sakura. People who like Karin shouldn't read this. Implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neko VS Neko by x.Kaze-chan reviews
She couldn't believe it. They had woken her up at 3 in the morning to tell her that Sasuke and Neji became kittens and she had to take care of them. Right... now she has to take care of two cats that are competing for her attention. //UNDER CONSTRUCTION//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H.
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fanatics From Now On by Angel-with-Guns reviews
When Naruto stumbles upon a [fanfiction]sasusaku story, he reads it, and tells everyone. Starting with the Konoha shinobi, soon, ALL of them are gonna be SASUSAKU FANATICS! Without suspecting a thing, Sasuke & Sakura will start having a LOT of fanclubs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mistletoe Kiss by Fantasmarific Amalia reviews
And there it was just swinging lightly, little silver bells hidden in its green leaves. What happened to us? LashLayla.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Lash, Layla W. - Complete
Pillow by Ita-ta reviews
KankySaku. First. Oneshot. He definitely made a good pillow. Rated T for sexual references and some swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
The Misunderstood Girls by ANNAinDreamland reviews
Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Hinata, and Hanabi get bashed and flamed to much. They decide it's time to stick up for themselves. Told in the perspective view of all five girls
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfection by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Ghostly Companion by sarhea reviews
The Feudal Era is safe, the Shikon is restored and Kagome is dead … but that doesn't mean she is free. A promise to a certain Hokage changes everything. lemon in fic called 'Lemons'. COMPLETE : Uchiha Itachi Higurashi Kagome : AR InuYasha Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kagome H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just the Girl by Shiori90210 reviews
Youichi Hyuuga has been through more nannies in a day than most rich boys in their whole lives.Finally his mom hires someone who perks his curiousity. As he and Mikan Sakura get closer the more he tries to push her on his brother. COMPLETE .
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Small Things by Daramenii reviews
Tohru Honda is not the nice girl the Sohmas think she is – far from it. Luckily for her, she has no trouble hiding her secrets from her housemates. But sometimes it takes an outsider to notice the small things…Rated for mild language and general wrongness
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Tohru H., Hatsuharu S.
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Injuries are a Good Thing by katiesquilts reviews
AU: Sakura joins the volleyball team, and is intrigued by a guy who keeps popping up at practice. She wonders who he is, and is embarassed to find she has feelings for the captain's younger brother! GaaraxSakura complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling in Love with a Dragon by S. T. Nickolian reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are both back, but Sakura is being left behind, again. So Tsunade gives her a new sensei and the Sasuke gets jealous. Who is this guy, and he's a jinchuuriki to someone stornger than Kyuubi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sakura H.
DEATH OF MARY SUES! by ChildInMe reviews
The title is the summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dry Your Eyes, Mate by Flaignhan reviews
Hermione didn't think her smile could get much wider, but it did, and she disappeared into her dormitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Janitor's Closet by Fantasmarific Amalia reviews
She tried hating this. It didn't feel so wonderful to know that Lash brought this to her. That her own Will Stronghold, her boyfriend, couldn't make her turn numb like this. This feeling was addictive.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Lash, Layla W. - Complete
But We're Different! by CrystalGemMaker reviews
Bubbles is always the weakest one. That goes without saying. But what happens when she get's sick of the way things are supposed to be, and starts taking things into her own hands? Can she change the things people thought were unchangable? BubblesxButch
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,583 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Bubbles, Butch - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by Angel-with-Guns reviews
It was raining cats and dogs, but when she steps outside... BAM! The rain clouds go away, the sun dominates the sky, and happy music fills the air. And worst of all, flowers grew every time she took a step. And she has all the guys following her! Insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive Me If This Scars You For Life by S. T. Nickolian reviews
An interesting afternoon that left many scarred for life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Never Knew by Lunarwench reviews
Kimiko sees a different side to Jack and she finds herself feeling strange things for him. Comforting turns into something more. They'll never be the same. ONESHOT, LEMONADE.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,517 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kimiko, Jack - Complete
We'll make it through by bam95 2 reviews
They were left with a choice, put up with there siblings and be together, or be torn apart R&R flames allowed
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Bubbles, Brick
Library Visits by EccentricallyYours reviews
The first time Seamus visited her in the library, she hated to admit it, but she had been annoyed. HermioneSeamus. Oneshot. Slightly AU, takes places during 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Fugutaiten by MaxxRide reviews
GaaSaku. When rejection leads Sakura to a loveless curse, no one in Konoha can recognize her so she moves to Suna her new life leads to a new love. Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frisky by emeraldoni reviews
Sesshoumaru is feeling frisky. CRACK! OOC! Sexual Innuendos! Spiders! SessxKag! You have been warned.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Five Flowers in the Midst of a Thousand Thorns by MaxxRide reviews
Slight Hanakimi Parody Five girls, An all boys ninja boarding school, An unwanted roommate, and all the trouble that these girls can possibly cause while trying to hide their secrets. It's one heck of a high school.NejiSaku. M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sakura H.
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detentions by airuhkuh reviews
Hermione Granger, perfect Prefect and all around goody two shoes, had detention. Blaise Zabini, best Potions student in all of Hogwarts and in Slytherin, was given detention as well. And why exactly do they insist on making them heated snog sessions? BHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Chouji by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways To Insure Sure Death At The Hands Of Akimichi Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Chōji A.
20 ways to piss off,annoy and disturb Sasuke by DarkRebelGirl reviews
ways to toture,embrass,annoy and disturb Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Live A Little by kapers in pink reviews
Most people walk down the stairs Diggory. The title is lame, but I'm not so great at titles. Done for a prompt over at livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
I Hate My Life by hyacinth beaver reviews
Things just haven'tbeen going well lately and Hermione is a little depressed, to the point where she etched 'I hate my life' on her desk in History of Magic. But, what happens when someone etches back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Bothersome Facts by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
A few things that bother me greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Look But Don't Touch by idea-of-sarcasm reviews
HermioneSeamus. Sometimes she tends to forget
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
The Bench by Flaignhan reviews
She was just popping the last piece of her iced bun into her mouth when someone sat down next to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Guy Code by Inell13 reviews
The number one rule of the Guy Code is ‘Thou shalt not covet the girl that a good friend fancies’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Seamus F., Hermione G. - Complete
Bothersome by Inell13 reviews
Hermione can’t concentrate
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
The Right One by Inell13 reviews
The right one could be standing right in front of you
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A complete Idiot's guide to: Mary Sues! by The Mary Sue Slayer reviews
What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Set Me Free by BeaumontRulz reviews
Hermione says something that can be open to interpretation... Harry immediately takes it to mean something rather naughty. Involves interesting dreams... HHr oneshot dedicated to LemonDropAnyone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Superheroes, Snow and Circles by BeaumontRulz reviews
Complete! Harry and Hermione are left alone in Gryffindor Tower for the Christmas Holidays... I wonder what they'll do? Please Read and Review! Dedicated to the lovely Michelle Moonshine!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
WWE and Sesame Street by The Dominator reviews
Very strange story It's about Cool wrestlers and Sesame Street people.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
A New Twist on 20 Questions by chemqueen reviews
Flatmates Harry Potter and Hermione Granger decide to spend a Saturday afternoon doing a Witch Weekly quiz. But what if 'How Well Do You Know Your Male Friend' becomes, 'Are You In Love With Your Best Friend? [Twoparter] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shut Up And Kiss Me by grumkinsnark reviews
After a fight with Ron at the Yule Ball, who is there to console Hermione? Cedric Diggory, that’s who. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The snitch by alleycatabra reviews
I don't own any of it so there, Also no money is being made. This is the result of a squirrly mood, too much sugar,Access to a computer and a strange sense of humor. Please read: Testing Testing this is my very first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fireworks by Destiny1029 reviews
She could have been one of those girls dressed up in a Kimono. Team 7 friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
You were my first by Destiny1029 reviews
You were my first... and I hope you make me your last. NS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Game by ellie-00 reviews
Harry and Hermione's unspoken game leads to some interesting situations. HHr, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Just one Week by PegasusRider reviews
Shigure, Kyou, and Yuki will be out of town for one week, so Haru ends up watching out for Tohru with Momiji, the local bunny cupid. Momiji, with the help of his cousins, trys to hook Haru Tohru up. HT
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,678 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Tohru H., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Never Say Never by Alexandra Ravensblood reviews
COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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