Akktri
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Joined 06-10-07, id: 1297416
Author has written 42 stories for TV Commercials, Ninja Turtles, Doctor Who, Castlevania, Sapphire & Steel, Dungeons and Dragons, Winnie-the-Pooh, Ghostbusters, John Carter, Aliens/Predator, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Pokémon, Cool World, Avatar, Left Behind, Littles, Animal Crossing, Star Wars, Misc. Tv Shows, Legend of Zelda, Sarah Jane Adventures, Addams Family, StarTrek: The Original Series, Odd Thomas series, Lord of the Rings, Species, and Fifth Element.
Forget Me Not by Uncle Charlie reviews
Steel gets a taste of humanity.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
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ELLIE 074 reviews
Documentary records and xenomorph data from the Rosedale Manors research facility. (Species reboot)
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Species - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 493,750 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/2/2016 - E. Ripley, Newt, Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph
ERNIE 073 reviews
An autobiography of a Xenomorph.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 460,647 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Alien/Xenomorph, Newt, Synthetic/Android, E. Ripley
DOGOS: Intergalactic Customer Service Solutions reviews
(Avatar Anti-Fanfiction) Inhabitants of a space traveling office building arrive on Pandora, invoking the wrath of the nature goddess. Will a nerd, a lovestruck Barsoomian, and their corporate security task force be enough to defeat this powerful enemy?
Crossover - John Carter & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 106 - Words: 201,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Grace A., Eywa, Tars Tarkas, Sola
Bridlemaid, Never A Bride reviews
The elf hero Link has his sights set on a princess in a faraway castle, but Malon has her heart set on him!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Link, Malon
Deebes Legacy reviews
The son of Jack Deebes discovers his father's secret.
Cool World - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 253,205 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Holli W., Jack D., Frank H. - Complete
Pigs in a Blanket reviews
Ellen Ripley is about to deliver a bundle of joy...in the wrong place.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 72,677 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 10/22/2014 - E. Ripley, Alien/Xenomorph
A Heart for the Hutt reviews
The story of Salacious Crumb
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Jabba the Hutt
The Love Boat: Dark Tide
The Pacific Princess is about to set a course into the paranormal, with Vicki and Captain Stubing at the helm.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Fifth Element - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Published: 7/6/2016
Desiree of the Daleks reviews
Part human. Part Dalek. All woman.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Daleks
A Voorginia of My Own
Love is a thing with tusks.
John Carter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Tars Tarkas, Sola
Crimson Beaks
A retired police officer discovers a dark secret in the town of Crimson Beaks.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tangy
A Company Outing
Employees of a telephone collections office find themselves under strange new management.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Martha J.
Fester's Quest reviews
Fester and the Addams family face off against an alien invasion. Inspired by the Sunsoft video game.
Crossover - Castlevania & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 9/25/2013
A Dalek To Remember reviews
A Dalek romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Daleks
And the Big Assed Cat
Lucy Little, now a young woman with hormones, faces the horrors of an awkward sexuality in tiny person land, and a giant feline with a cavernous mouth.
Littles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2015
A Time Warp for the Quarks reviews
An unwilling guest of the Doctor's funeral must defeat the Dominators and escape a time loop on an alien cruise ship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Clara O. - Complete
ARIES: Intergalactic Customer Service reviews
The confidential journals of Grace Augustine, Director of Alien/Human Resources
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Grace A.
Eye of Quetzalcoatl reviews
A mystery lies beyond the eye...
Left Behind - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Chloe S-W., Hattie D., Irene S., Rayford S.
Baby's Breath reviews
Sapphire and Steel investigate a series of unexplained infant deaths, and a mysterious cat.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Steel, Sapphire, Silver
Demons from the Stars reviews
Deadly beasts from space have descended upon Middle Earth. Can Gandalf stop this menace before all life perishes?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Alien/Xenomorph, Frodo B., Gandalf, Legolas
Stone in Saigon reviews
GI's in Vietnam discover they have more to fear than just the Viet Cong.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Weeping Angels
Beryl Of The Sun reviews
A decade after their arrival in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, our heroes continue their quest for home.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014
My Father The Dog reviews
Shermann tells the story of life as the biological offspring of Peabody. Loosely inspired by the Peabody and Shermann film.
Crossover - Mr. Peabody & Sherman & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - K-9, Mr. Peabody, Sherman P.
Beat Up Bobby Flay reviews
Snuggle the fabric softener bear is sent on a special mission: To Beat Bobby Flay!
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2015
Doctor Woof: The Time Dog reviews
The amazing (but slightly slobbery) adventures of a time traveling canine from planet Howlifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - 4th Doctor, The Master
Gardenia Tournament reviews
About the Pokemon trainer Kyisha and her quest to win the Pelican Tournament in the land of Gardenia.
Crossover - Pokémon & Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,532 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Pikachu, Clair/Ibuki, Mightyena/Guraena
Curse of Bloody Mary reviews
A spinoff involving new characters and some old ones.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Janine M., Louis T., Winston Z.
The Cleric and the Orc reviews
A new visitor arrives. Hank, Sheila, Presto, Diana and Bobby, now adults with hormones, give up on the Dungeon Master and settle in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013
The IT Guy reviews
If you're not lucky enough to get rescued by the Doctor, you end up with I.T.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - TARDIS, Cyberman
Apache Spider Queen
The tenth Doctor and Martha discover evil lurking in the old western town of Wyandotte.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
The Unity Machine
Something suspicious is happening at St. Paul's church.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 6/22/2014
Dead Guy's Phone Booth reviews
The Doctor runs out of regenerations and dies, leaving an idiot to find the TARDIS and literally screw up time. I dare BBC to film this. (Additional characters: The Doctor, Ood, Sarah Jane Smith, Luke, Mr. Smith, Strax, Jenny, K9, The Master...)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS, Daleks, Madame Vastra
OOD Thomas
No, it's not a typo. Thomas the Ood can see dead people...and talk telepathically with an orb.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Odd Thomas series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Daleks, Ood, Odd Thomas, Stormy L.
Odd Piglet
Piglet sees dead people in the 100 Aker Wood.
Crossover - Winnie-the-Pooh & Odd Thomas series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Elvis
Snuggle Trek reviews
Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear tries to capture all known Star Trek characters and put them in a giant ball. Oh, and Marvel's Ghost Rider makes an appearance.
Crossover - TV Commercials & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Slimy Angels reviews
Something strange is going on at St. Andrews church.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - TARDIS, 12th Doctor
American Stainless
An orphan girl and the Doctor investigate a murder at a space monastery.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Daleks, Silurian - Complete
Ninjas and a giant ball reviews
Snuggle the bear meets the Ninja Turtles in a Katamari Damancy style adventure.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Splinter, Donatello, Shredder - Complete
Something ODD the Lord Made reviews
The Ninja Turtles encounter religion. edit: Title was revised in honor of Dr. Blalock
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Splinter, Donatello
The Lonely Rat reviews
Master Splinter deals with his feelings of loneliness.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Donatello, Raphael, Splinter - Complete
The Powers of Softness reviews
How Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear received his awesome power.
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007
The Birth of Snuggle reviews
The beginning of the epic saga of Snuggle the Fabric Softener bear.
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007