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Joined 06-10-07, id: 1297416, Profile Updated: 03-11-18
Author has written 46 stories for TV Commercials, Ninja Turtles, Doctor Who, Castlevania, Sapphire & Steel, Dungeons and Dragons, Winnie-the-Pooh, Ghostbusters, John Carter, Aliens/Predator, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Pokémon, Cool World, Avatar, Left Behind, Littles, Animal Crossing, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Chronicles of Narnia, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Sarah Jane Adventures, Addams Family, StarTrek: The Original Series, Odd Thomas series, Lord of the Rings, and Species.

My artwork can be found on Deviantart com under the name Mogwai-toejam.

I recommend my current best and most popular stories:

Ernie073: About a Christian space alien.

Ellie074: A dystopian Species rewrite involving young Ripley 8, with parts inspired by Persons Unknown, Anna to the Ultimate Power and The Prisoner.

Pigs In A Blanket: Based on a reader suggestion. Involves a pregnant Ellen Ripley who works at a mining colony.

Deebes Legacy: A Cool World fanfic involving the children of Jack Deebes and Holli Would.

A Time Warp For The Quarks: A time loop Doctor Who story, exploring what happens when the Doctor dies for the last time. No one remembers the Quarks/Dominators, but I tried to breathe new life into them.

Desiree of the Daleks: A human Dalek in love.

A Lonely Rat: A short story about Master Splinter and the Ninja Turtles.

DOGOS: I wrote this because I thought James Cameron's Avatar stole my ideas. If you don't like Avatar, I recommend reading it.

As for my other stories, well, I haven't gotten much feedback, and they're old, so I'm not really sure you want to read them.

Forget Me Not by Uncle Charlie reviews
Steel gets a taste of humanity.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
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Ascent of the Thunder Road reviews
What happens to Elliott and ET after the first film.
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 9/5
DOGOS: Intergalactic Customer Service Solutions reviews
Inhabitants of a space traveling office building arrive on Pandora, invoking the wrath of the nature goddess. Will a nerd, a lovestruck Barsoomian Thark, and their corporate security task force be enough to defeat this powerful enemy?
Crossover - John Carter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 220,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Grace A., Eywa, Tars Tarkas, Sola
BECKY 075 reviews
Newt survived the crash at Fiorina 161 by trading bodies with a Xenomorph larva, but now is imprisoned in the USM Auriga, searching for missing memories.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 8/17/2017 - Newt, Ripley 8, Alien/Xenomorph, A. Call
And the Big Assed Cat reviews
Lucy Little, now a young woman, faces the horrors of becoming an adult in tiny person land, and a giant feline with a cavernous mouth.
Littles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 7/20/2015
Holli's Revenge
Jack and Harris thought they beat Holli. Holli Would get her revenge.
Cool World - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5 - Jack D., Frank H.
Cleric and the Orc reviews
A new visitor arrives. Hank, Sheila, Presto, Diana and Bobby, now adults, give up on the Dungeon Master and settle in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 11/27/2013
Deebes Legacy reviews
The son of Jack Deebes discovers his father's secret.
Cool World - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 96 - Words: 265,824 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Holli W., Jack D., Frank H., Nails - Complete
My Father The Dog reviews
Shermann tells the story of life as the biological offspring of Peabody. Loosely inspired by the Peabody and Shermann film.
Crossover - Mr. Peabody & Sherman & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/4/2014 - K-9, Mr. Peabody, Sherman P.
Database reviews
A kid stumbles upon secret magic in his grandpa's farm.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 2/23
Desiree of the Daleks reviews
About a human Dalek and the earthling that loves her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/4/2015 - The Master, Daleks
ERNIE 073 reviews
An autobiography of a Xenomorph.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 473,377 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/4/2014 - E. Ripley, Newt, Alien/Xenomorph, Synthetic/Android - Complete
Abreyas, The
After being whisked away from the Enterprise by the mysterious Traveler, Wesley finds himself in a different world, with no recollection about how he got there, or why.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Wesley C.
Julie 076 reviews
A party of Xenomorphs, clones and other misfits try to escape the jungle planet Pandora.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 9/13/2017 - E. Ripley, Alien/Xenomorph, Golic, Neytiri
Pigs in a Blanket reviews
Ellen Ripley is about to deliver a bundle of joy...in the wrong place.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,778 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 10/22/2014 - E. Ripley, Alien/Xenomorph
ELLIE 074 reviews
Documentary records and xenomorph data from the Rosedale Manors research facility. (Species reboot)
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Species - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 74 - Words: 504,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Newt, Ripley 8, Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph - Complete
A Dalek To Remember reviews
A Dalek romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Daleks
Eye of Quetzalcoatl reviews
A mystery lies beyond the eye...
Left Behind - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Chloe S-W., Hattie D., Irene S., Rayford S. - Complete
Bridlemaid, Never A Bride reviews
The elf hero Link has his sights set on a princess in a faraway castle, but Malon has her heart set on him!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Link, Malon
A Heart for the Hutt reviews
The story of Salacious Crumb
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Jabba the Hutt
A Voorginia of My Own
Love is a thing with tusks.
John Carter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Tars Tarkas, Sola
Crimson Beaks
A retired police officer discovers a dark secret in the town of Crimson Beaks.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tangy
A Company Outing
Employees of a telephone collections office find themselves under strange new management.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Martha J.
Fester's Quest reviews
Fester and the Addams family face off against an alien invasion. Inspired by the Sunsoft video game.
Crossover - Castlevania & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 9/25/2013
A Time Warp for the Quarks reviews
An unwilling guest of the Doctor's funeral must defeat the Dominators and escape a time loop on an alien cruise ship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Clara O. - Complete
ARIES: Intergalactic Customer Service reviews
The confidential journals of Grace Augustine, Director of Alien/Human Resources
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Grace A.
Baby's Breath reviews
Sapphire and Steel investigate a series of unexplained infant deaths, and a mysterious cat.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Steel, Sapphire, Silver
Demons from the Stars reviews
Deadly beasts from space have descended upon Middle Earth. Can Gandalf stop this menace before all life perishes?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Alien/Xenomorph, Frodo B., Gandalf, Legolas
Stone in Saigon reviews
GI's in Vietnam discover they have more to fear than just the Viet Cong.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Weeping Angels
Beryl Of The Sun reviews
A decade after their arrival in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, our heroes continue their quest for home.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014
Beat Up Bobby Flay reviews
Snuggle the fabric softener bear is sent on a special mission: To Beat Bobby Flay!
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2015
Doctor Woof: The Time Dog reviews
The amazing (but slightly slobbery) adventures of a time traveling canine from planet Howlifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - 4th Doctor, The Master
Gardenia Tournament reviews
About the Pokemon trainer Kyisha and her quest to win the Pelican Tournament in the land of Gardenia.
Crossover - Pokémon & Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,532 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Pikachu, Clair/Ibuki, Mightyena/Guraena
Curse of Bloody Mary reviews
A spinoff involving new characters and some old ones.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Janine M., Louis T., Winston Z.
The IT Guy reviews
If you're not lucky enough to get rescued by the Doctor, you end up with I.T.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - TARDIS, Cyberman
The Unity Machine
Something suspicious is happening at St. Paul's church.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 6/22/2014
Dead Guy's Phone Booth reviews
The Doctor runs out of regenerations and dies, leaving an idiot to find the TARDIS and literally screw up time. I dare BBC to film this. (Additional characters: The Doctor, Ood, Sarah Jane Smith, Luke, Mr. Smith, Strax, Jenny, K9, The Master...)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS, Daleks, Madame Vastra
OOD Thomas
No, it's not a typo. Thomas the Ood can see dead people...and talk telepathically with an orb.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Odd Thomas series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Daleks, Ood, Odd Thomas, Stormy L.
Odd Piglet
Piglet sees dead people in the 100 Aker Wood.
Crossover - Winnie-the-Pooh & Odd Thomas series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Elvis
Snuggle Trek reviews
Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear tries to capture all known Star Trek characters and put them in a giant ball. Oh, and Marvel's Ghost Rider makes an appearance.
Crossover - TV Commercials & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Slimy Angels reviews
Something strange is going on at St. Andrews church.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - TARDIS, 12th Doctor
American Stainless
An orphan girl and the Doctor investigate a murder at a space monastery.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Daleks, Silurian - Complete
Ninjas and a giant ball reviews
Snuggle the bear meets the Ninja Turtles in a Katamari Damancy style adventure.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Splinter, Donatello, Shredder - Complete
Something ODD the Lord Made reviews
The Ninja Turtles encounter religion. edit: Title was revised in honor of Dr. Blalock
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Splinter, Donatello
The Lonely Rat reviews
Master Splinter deals with his feelings of loneliness.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Donatello, Raphael, Splinter - Complete
The Powers of Softness reviews
How Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear received his awesome power.
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007
The Birth of Snuggle reviews
The beginning of the epic saga of Snuggle the Fabric Softener bear.
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007