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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, X-Men: Evolution, Spider-Man, Avatar, Mass Effect, How to Train Your Dragon, American McGee's Alice, Fallout, Elder Scroll series, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33- Law of Dubbing-All anime will be dubbed, but they will almost never be as good
as the original.

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1)Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c)The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2)Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4)Extreme cuteness
5)Irresponsible drunkenness
6)Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


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STORIES I RECOMEMEND

LOVE HINA:

MOVING FORWARD(KEITARO/TSURUKO)

GOOD TO BE KING (KEITARO/ KOALLA) IS CURRENTLY ON HOLD

MARRIED WITH PRINCESS(KEITARO/SU) ON HOLD

LOSE AND REDEMPTION (KEITARO/MOTOKO)

LOSE AND REDEMPTION 2 (KEITARO/MOTOKO)

PRINCE OF POL POL (KEITARO/HAREM)

NARUTO

HEIR TO THE THRONE(NARUTO/HAREM)

HINATA'S DARKEND DESIRES(NARUTO/ HINATA) LEMON

AFTER THE PAIN (NARUTO/ TEMARI)

REVEILING A KITSUNE(NARUTO/KIBA) LEMON

2 HALVES (NARUTO/HINATA) COMPLETE

FOX HUNT (NARUTO HINATA)

TWICE SHY (SEQUAL TO 2 HALVES)

FROM RAMEN WITH LOVE (NARUTO HAREM) FINISHED

BROTHERS CANT BE TRUSTED (NARUTO\SASUKE. ACTUALY VERY GOOD)

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Sapphire Eyes by Julie's Jewels reviews
Here lies the story of Saph Hudson, Young Justice's first gay...something. Not really a villain, and certainly no hero (yet,) where will his unique life take him, and how will his presence affect and shape the rest of the team's adventures? And where exactly did his powers come from? Eventual Wally/Original Male Character, but there may be a few detours along the way.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, OC] Conner K./Superboy, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
A Different start by windybreeze reviews
Keitaro passed his test in Toudai in his first try. He's been a student for almost two years and is still searching for his promised girl.Kei X Harem. Some heavy OOC'ness present.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,897 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Keitaro U.
Pinecest Collection by Unique Pines reviews
Each chapter is a one shot of Pinecest; I'm going to just keep on adding stories. (Review any requests, suggestions, or ideas, and they will all get written on.) PINECEST: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,202 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Dipper P., Mabel P.]
K&M Story by killerman83ca reviews
What if Keitaro meet Motoko not Naru. What would happen?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Keitaro U.
New Beginnings by CelestialFan2010 reviews
The war is over. The Humans and Sangheili begin to slowly recover and rebuild. But old habits die hard. Tensions still linger in the air between the two species. Yet hope still remains. Would a blossoming relationship between a former disgraced Sangheili and a mysterious human that catches his eye bring new understanding or old hatred?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,999 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [Arbiter, OC]
The Psychopath and the Cyber God by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Short stories about the relationship between the female protagonist and Matt Miller. Mostly romantic, some otherwise. Contains stories based on Saints row IV speculation that might make less sense after the game's release. also some threesomes.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Matt M., Boss/PC, J. Gat
Raised by Wolves by faynyx reviews
Arianna is the new harbringer in skyrim two men have pulled at her heart and a king who wants her for his own but who will win in the end? Story is not suitable for under 17. FDragonborn/Vilkas FDragonborn/Farkas FDragonborn/ulfric
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,180 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,276 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merciless by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Corvo was famous for sparing his enemies' lives when he put Emily on the throne. Some fates, however, are worse than death. [A short series of vignettes about the fates of Corvo's targets following Low-Chaos] CURRENT: ********
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
The Village of Crystal by WatcherComplex reviews
Naruto meets the Kyubi after Suicide atempt, He leaves the village, intent on funding his own, but to do it he needs the help of three powerfull humans and many friends he will find on the way. Includes OC and stronger but not UBER Caracters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Animal Attraction by JJBluebell reviews
REWRITE! she's spent her whole life in fear, fear of what she is, of the creature living in her skin; her oldest friend. Two souls living one life. They dont know much of their life before the bloodshed but now they've joined the league it's going to come crashing. Mr Hyde/OC and Dr Jekyll/OC may become M. SKIP TO CHAPTER FOUR! PLZ R&R
LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Jekyll/Hyde
Their First by dizzyizzy123 reviews
A collection of firsts between Ava and Peter. Picks up from where my other fic "Ava and Peter" left off. Message me for more suggestions; I never get tired of writing these. Now declared to be a sister fic to "Ava and Peter". ON HIATUS.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - P. Parker/Spider Man, A. Ayala/White Tiger
Duty Calls by Zoop reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
KoJu Prompts by Memma546 reviews
Prompts on my favourite PoM couple Kowalski/Julien!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - King Julien, Kowalski
The Poet and The Riddler by BattKattColourBlak reviews
Allana Blue is a guard in Arkham Asylum. Every Thursday night, she guards the Riddler. Every Thursday night, they play a game.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010
The Heir of the Throne by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto not only finds out that his father was the 4th Hokage but his mother is from a royal house. Now he finds himself the only heir to the throne with an army of female ninjas behind him. NarutoXHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,718 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U.
The Anticipations by Morrigain Sangre reviews
The residents of Fort Greymoor do not bother Agnis. They just let her clean...and weave. Rampant lore-driven speculation as to the identity of this odd little NPC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
An Unexpected Return by Big-Babidi reviews
AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Yakumo
Perfect Couple by LuteLyre reviews
Sometimes, Ino isn't sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Doctor Daddy by Nameless She reviews
Reposted from the Fallout Kinkmeme,Doctor Borous gets f!courier pregnant. Some spoilers for Old World Blues. Could be a trigger for impregnation against the courier's will.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Courier - Complete
Light Shining Through a Cavern by Vine Sliver reviews
M'Dargo is a vampire Khajiit that was exiled from Elsweyr. He struggles to survive while controling his vampiric nature. Chirranirr is a tavern server who is fed up with her life and heads out on her own. Sparks will fly when these two collide. R/R!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009
Overlord, No Overlady by Dragon Band-Aid reviews
No one ever said a woman couldn‘t concur the world. FIRST Overlady Fic! Might change to an rated M
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009
Tales of Oblivion Khajiit Games by Xianyu reviews
An Imperial, working for the Fighters Guild, is set on watch with a Khajiit female over night...and he is shown Khajiit games. Strong sexual content.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/22/2011
The Arishok's Curiosity by StumpyBear reviews
Varric tells Isabela a story while they're waiting for their Wicked Grace partners. Set a few months after the Qunari takeover was thwarted, his story is based on rumour and gossip but how much of it is true? A what-if set firmly behind Scene 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
The Sparrow and the Sniper by Dovely reviews
New Vegas may be a glittering peacock, but it's a little Sparrow who will change its future. F Courier/Craig Boone.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Courier, C. Boone
Take My Voice by Laina Inverse reviews
Sheila Shepard has been mute since Akuze. With her physical reconstruction done by Cerberus, she regained what she lost, but she doesn't want it. Perhaps a conversation with Mordin will resolve the issue. ME2 Earthborn/Sole Survivor
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
negi's love Problem by fayt098 reviews
it's the sec year of negi's teaching craeer and negi is excide but what happen when every girl how likes him tells there feel's and he id stuck in the middle of a Decagon?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Negi S.
AgendaX by Erik Howlett reviews
AU. The night Naruto is born, Sarutobi sends him to America to be raised by Yondaime's old friends, the Uncanny XMen! 13 years later, he returns to Konoha to begin his ninja training, with interesting results. Discontinued, sorry. I own nothing.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,588 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Likes Shino by Darth Sparky reviews
Naruto needs help buying a Valentines gift for a special someone. But everyone gets confused as to who! implied NarutoxSasuke, later NarutoxShino, lots of others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
The Pervert's Return by hinatauzumakimi3 reviews
When they were 14 Naruto and Hinata were sent on a mission, now they're back but who's the brat they brought with them?What happened durring the mission?Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,540 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14260 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Future Sight by Lanky Nathan reviews
If Keitaro's immortal, does that mean he'll be alive thousands of years to come? So what might happen if he brings back thousands of years knowledge to the girls? Have a read and see what you think. WARNING - FIRST MULTI CHAP
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,748 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Mirrors: Fragments of Keitaro by Sieg15 reviews
Set weeks after the original Mirrors, by Andrew Joshua Talon, Keitaro is a broken form of his past self. After the final piece breaks, Keitaro decides to leave Hinatasou. But what awaits him outside of the place he knew as home? Rated M for future langaug
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,729 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2006
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Love by Masked Itachi reviews
Naruto has now broken Kiba's heart but a new guy has popped in to mend Kiba's heart. Will Naruto come to his sense before he loses Kiba forever. This story now has a Twlight sorta twist. Naru/Kiba Obito/Kiba Tobi/Hinata and many more. Lemons,Rape,and Yoa!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,082 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
The More I Love You by StrawberiPai reviews
Kurt and Scott have been together for nearly six months, but once the physical part of their relationship begins to bloom, Kurt is too afraid and tries to change himself. “It’s bad enough I’m blue and fuzzy… I can’t do anything about that!” Slash, Anoreci
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Cyclops/Scott S.
Keitaro: The Hater Of Women by Necromonger reviews
Events that occurred in Keitaro's life have lead him to despise women. How will he react when he is assigned manager at Hinata Sou, an all girls dormitory? Please give me one week to send outlines to those who requested
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,308 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005
The Quiet Man by Soth11 reviews
AU. This is the story of Keitaro Urashima. After his release from a detention facility, where he has spent the last several years for manslaughter.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Keitaro U.
Repercussions by Nodoka Miyazawa reviews
Time passes, but some things don't change. What happens when the repercussions of actions come to light?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,829 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
Don't Be So Kind by Ben the Penman reviews
My first fic, Kei x Motoko pairing, Starts from the clothes pegs incident in book 9, rated M for Self harm and possible lemon in later chapters.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Keitaro U., Motoko A.
MOVING FORWARD by VoidHawk of The Phoenix Souls reviews
Keitaro, after sadly realizing that his life needs to change, leaves HinataSou. On his journey, he meets someone that becomes truly especial. Can this woman help Keitaro find True Happiness? Reposting after Editing to comply with FFNet. standing rules.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 121,711 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 1/25/2006
Life after death by DeExil reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Empty by Suspense Master reviews
Keitaro Urashima has now been through so much, and it finally takes its toll on him.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Keitaro U., Tsuruko A.
White Lightning by Diaconsecond reviews
Banished from Konoha after fail in retrieve Sasuke Naruto became the council scapegoat, making a deal with his devil Naruto will gain a power beyond measure, he will get another dream bring glory to Kumo as the White Lightning... NarutoXYugito Naruto Dmc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,092 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Love from the depths of Hell by reychop reviews
Angered over being back to konoha , he decided to get revenge to Naruto by declaring he loves him and breaking his heart. When he realized his true feelings for Naruto, he found out he was too late. KyuuNaru onesided SasuNaru but will change later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Love Hina: Payback by Snafu the Great reviews
Inspired by the fics 'I Love You So Goodbye,' and 'Moon Over The Castle,' but with a twist. Keitaro does the opposite upon hearing about Naru being unfaithful. He gets even in a way no one in Hinata House is expecting from him. WARNING: Major Naru-bashing
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Lust of Nightcrawler by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
What would happen if Nightcrawler was like a vampire, but a good one? He would go after an innocent, of course. His first meal? Jamie Maddox, aka Multiple. Rated M for a reason.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Multiple/Jamie M.
Nariko, My Sister by Guardian Craze reviews
Nariko is Naruto's older sister by 2 years. after an incident that almost traumatized her, she began to love Naruto more than a sister should. Will he return her love?NarutoXfemKyuubi NarutoXoc Uzumaki Incest. Lemon. Don't like it, don't read it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 146 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Kitsune Mercenaries by Cre A. Tor00x reviews
Naruto is exiled from the village and a mage finds him, soon they start off their days a Mercs and soon gain a name for themselves. When the third ninja war is at hand, Kohona has only two people to turn to, The Kitsune Mercenaries but there seems to be a
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,502 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shadowed Leaf by Warwolf reviews
After three years abroad, Naruto has returned to Konoha, intent on retrieving Sasuke. What he never expected to find was a Ninja from a faroff country, who regards herself as his. What is her mysterious connection to him? NarutoxOC. Possible NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,615 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Exiled Innocence by StCC reviews
Naruto was tricked by the Kyuubi into releasing the seal and attacks Sakura because Sakura calls him a demon for not trying hard enough to bring Sasuke back. What will Naruto do when all his pain and suffering suddenly crash down upon him? Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twice Shy by Dame Wren's Ghost reviews
Twice Shy by Dame Wren. Naruto and Hinata have returned to Konoha from their three year mission to recruit Sora. Now they must prepare themselves for the upcoming jounin test while Hinata deals with her family problems and Naruto confronts his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
Nodoka's First by raimaru2880 reviews
Negi gets kicked out of Asuna's dormroom, he ends up into Haruna, Yue and Nodoka's dormroom. Turn of events, confessions and NegiXNodoka. Chapter 2 is up now! I'll update soon I promise.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007
Owari Nai Yume ni Tamesarete mo by baldragnarok16 reviews
[Even When Tried by the Neverending Dream] They both felt empty, in one way or another. One was an outcast, the other misunderstood. They both believe in dreams, but how far will they go to ensure that their dreams become reality? Main pairing: NaruxTe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,296 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Tenten, Naruto U.
Love Hina Redux by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
I know this is overdone, but, What if Keitaro had a little more confidence in himself? What if he didn't overeact to everythimg?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006
Fiancée Fiascos by Irritus185 reviews
Chapter 2 Updated! Keitaro is quite known for wanting to get into Tokyo U to be with his promise girl. But what if he also wanted to be accepted not only to be with one promise girl, but to get away from another one? It's gonna be one helluva ride...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
A Different Life by crosseyedbutterfly reviews
AU that starts before the anime or manga. A forced engagment, random turtle demons, throw in some new characters, plus an explination of several people's pasts...well... guess you'll have to read it and see...CHAPTER 23 UP. Fini.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 372,344 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Second Chance by Beyond the Bounds-Zenithos reviews
A manga titled Love Hina?What’s the meaning behind the mysterious manga that Keitaro found?Why does it hold so many dark prophecies?As things fall apart,Keitaro embarks on a journey alongside a mysterious newfound companion to earn himself a second chance
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Neo Negima by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
Fifteen year old Negi Springfield is coming to Mahora. Can he hope to complete his assignment and keep his hormones under control at the same time?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
A Fox, a Snake, and a Hyuuga by Kuldain reviews
Anko is injured during a mission and while Naruto is visiting her in the hospital something unexpected happens that may change their lives forever. Please R&R! NaruAnko NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Married With Princess by Hawk reviews
Prince Su Keitaro? What's this? Hinata Sou is an embassy because of the Princess living there? Making it foreign soil? Soil in which a certain law states that living under the same roof with a woman for a year means that you're married? Poor Keitaro!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
Cursed Blood by dfourthhorseman reviews
Hidden from history, there existed a single vampire clan, the Uzamaki clan, but its history is more mystery than that which was foretold. By a turn of events, Naruto is soon to discover just what fate has in store for him. AnkoNaruSaku. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ai Hina Aoshi by GlazedAndConfused reviews
[AU][LHxAi Yori Aoshi Crossover] Keitaro arrives at Hinata Sou having received a fax from Grandma Hina as per manga and anime, but someone else has come with him. A woman named Aoi Sakuraba. [Chapter 1 Up]
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2005
It's Good to be King by Herryk reviews
Things are heating up as secret plans are made, and the girls complete the first round of events. Chapter 7 is up!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,713 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
A Different Fate by Nabeshin Danbei Ayanami reviews
Sorry about the long time no update! --Motoko loses the final battle in the manga with her sister, and ends up married to Keitaro. First chapter is a Oneshot and the rest a Series.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,658 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Keitaro U., Motoko A. - Complete
Ranko's Mad as Hell! by The Nameless Author reviews
Dark Fiction! Rated R for Cursing, Violence and Dark Humor. This isn't for the light of heart. If you don't like it tough. I am sick of people telling me to stop with the cursing. This is MY fiction. I want constructive criticism and that's all!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 4/25/2003
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A wish and a prayer reviews
Fionna makes a wish so she can be with Flame Prince; but wishes have consequences. how will Fionna's friends and family react to her new relationship? will they be jealous angry or sad? and now an old enemy is returning, but not just any enemy. the enemy that started the mushroom war. RATED FOR LEMONS AND OTHER THINGS.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Fionna, Flame Prince
A Krogan lover and the family business reviews
On the eve of battle Grunt goes to confess his feeling for Shepard. This leads to grunt learning more about Shepard's ancestors and their past confrontation with the reapers. Can the mighty krogan warrior admit his feeling or will his nerves get the better of him? (slight skyrim crossover)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - U. Grunt, Shepard (F) - Complete
A Dragon's Promise reviews
Now high priest to the dragonknights hiccup must travel the lands and bring together those who oppose Malacath and his power but doing so will not be easy; not when Malacath has followers of his own working to stop hiccup. can hiccup bring together the various people of the land to stand up and fight? or will everything collapse and burn around him? the sequel to A Dragon's Glyph
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
I'm not a youngling! reviews
Argonian warrior Okan saved Asum from being eaten alive by vampires. then he offers him food and a place to stay. how will Asum react to all this kindness? but why does he have the oblivion symbol for a birth mark? and why are the daedra so interested in him? now an old enemy is trying to invade skyrim. who will live and who will die? THIS IS A YAOI FIC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011
hidden feelings, and thoughts reviews
radiation does things to people. venom can now leave his host, but he wants only to be with his original host, the person he...loves? will peter be able to admit his long hidden feelings when his life is turned upside down? and how will it all play out now that the civil war has started? but is there more to it? is someone unseen pulling the strings of fate? ON HIATUS
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,152 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom
A dragon's glyph reviews
while lost in an old ruin hiccup get's cut. and suddenly he find hims thrust forward into a world he never even knew existed. how will he cope with this new world AND his growing feelings for toothless? A FEMALE TOOTHLESS FIC. REVIEWS ARE WANTED AND LOVED
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,388 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
CAN I STAY HERE WITH YOU? reviews
it all started when Laura asked to spend the night with kurt. very quickly it became much more. now kurt's got a new girlfriend; but old scars heal slowly, even for someone with a healing factor. especially when someone from Laura's past reappears and bring back old wounds; also doesn;t help that there a time traveling girl claiming to be kurt's daughter. RATED FOR LATER CHAPTERS
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., X23
MY OWN ENDING reviews
SO I JUST BEAT MASS EFFECT 3. BUT I REALLY DISLIKED THE ENDINGS. SO I DECIDED TO MAKE MY OWN. SO HERE IT IS.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2012
An old world adveture reviews
Strange things are happening around big mountain. and it's up to Alice to stop them. but she's got her own problems. could she be falling in love with doctor 8? just what exactly is going on in the big empty! based off the old world blues DLC.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Courier
A Misty Past reviews
Jake has a nightmare and sets things in motion. now Neytiri wants to know what jake is hiding from her. now jake or his avatar might be dying. and why wont he let Neytiri see his human form? find out when you read. this is an AU alternate universe story
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,022 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
what sex am I? reviews
I'm locked in, trapped in a world that thinks I'm sick, that I'm mad. And on some level I think I agree with them. Why else would I feel happier in a dress then I ever have before? Why else whenever I see my reflection do I not see a boy, but a girl?
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
DAMN PYJAK! reviews
just a short oneshot .pyjak's are nothing but trouble. so when one get onto the Normandy it's up to Shepard and grunt to find it. i know the ending seems like there should be more but i was trying to make it like the game. REVIEWS ARE WANTED. ENJOY!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt - Complete
the ways of energy reviews
eric tooms has never had a normal life. not only is he a class 5 mutant but he is also gay. so can he survive high school, being gay, the brotherhood, the government and his growing feelings for kurt. WARNING YAOI. kurtXOC. rated for later chapters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
foxes and bugs reviews
what if naruto had lost to kiba? how would it effect him? how would the others react to it? IMPORTAND! READ MY BIO FIRST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
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