Author has written 93 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Jackie Chan Adventures, Kim Possible, Van Helsing, Simpsons, The Santa Clause, Law and Order: SVU, X-Men: Evolution, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, NCIS, Phantom of the Opera, Batman, Inception, and Brave, 2012.
R.I.P Mitch, My sweet Beast
Because real life (namely my Sr yr in HS) is very busy, I will not be updating for quite some time.
The most awesome-ness LJ community archive! All about Sexy Monkey Fist! Perfect place to find fanfics and art...
() A fan-made video with "Out of My League" by Stephen Speaks with Riddler from The Batman...
() A video that my friends and I made for our class; its a funny parody...XD
() A fan-made video about Hank McCoy in X-men: Evolution slowly becoming Beast with a song, Obsession, from Jekyll and Hyde musical...
() A fan-made video about CC from The Nanny needing help -- from Niles.
() A fan-made video about the couple sin X-men: Evolution (Scott/Jean, Kitty/Lance) with a song from Sick Puppies
() A fan-made video about the mutants in X-men: Evolution with a song from Phil Collins "Strangers Like Me"
() A fan-made video about the mutants in X-men: Evolutions, semi-sad, with a song from Phil Collins "You'll Be In My Heart"
() A fan-made video about the semi-denied romance between Niles and CC...and their classes. Song from Karmina "The Kiss"
() A trailer I made about the last story of my series of Monkey Love. Feel free to look at the trailer and the stories.
I sometimes write AWESOME stories...other times, I write bad ones XD I'm not afraid to admit it. Some of my stories, esp. the old ones, are Mary Sues b/c I was just learning how to write. Others, thankfully, are awesome and great lol.
(Co-writing) Adopted Beliefs: Written with Mr. Nielsen; a suicide bomber destroys the chance for Ron to have his parents but gives Monty Fiske the chance to adopt. Kim/Ron, Monty/OC (On Pause; Waiting For Author)
Stony Choices: Jade's planning to go to college & start her own life. When she gets dragged into the "magic" business again, she must choose; Join the Dark Hand free from any stone or stay on the good side as a statue. Jade/Valmont. On Temp. Hiatus
(Soon To Be) Revised Stories:
This is like a reminder to my very forgetful mind:
I won 3 awards for Hunchback of Notre Dame;
“Most Creative Mind Regarding Frollo”
“Most Fanfics Regarding The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
“Best OC for Frollo”
Hehe, I thank all the people who read, review and nominated my stories!
All flames given will be laughed at. I will read one or two lines and once I realize its a flame, I'll either delete it (if its from an unsigned person) or just flame back. I don't think that they're worth reading so if you flame me, I don't get a "flaming fuck". XD Lol. Go get the bug out of your ass, k?
(BTW: Most of these quotes below have videos on them which can be found on my homepage/MySpace)
Me: Sweeney Todd is the version of Romeo & Juliet Shakespeare would have wrote had he been stoned
Jackie, Gary, & I were in the car leaving a place; Jackie was barely in the door and trying to make room for her little brother in the back when her mother started to take off. The door was open and her brother Michael still wasnt inside; it took us a moment to realize the car was moving so we, Gary, Jackie, and I were laughing. Gary leaned over & grabbed her moms shoulder saying to stop (we couldnt talk cause we were laughing) and when her mom did stop, her brother slammed into the window and fell back almost. He had been screaming "Mooom!"
Jackie & I were watching Swordfish when I said: That Ginger has the same hair as Storm in X3! She looks like Halley Berry!
Jackie looks at me:...Lil, that is Halley Berry.
Jackie: Oh yeah, seeing a building collapse is totally normal.
Me, Vix, & Gary are laying on his bed with Jackie laying on the foot of the bed; Gary tells us not to kick the sleeping Jackie off the bed.
Five minutes pass when he suddenly jolts into a sitting posisiotn: Oh shit, Jac-
Jackie rolls off the bed, Vix & me who are laying down hear a thud and then Jackie say:...Ow.
Friends playing "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" At home-
Me:What would a superhero say if his name was "PB Man"? (Peanut Butter Man)
Vixin: Fear the power of my gigantic nuts!
Jackie is skipping down the hall of the church with me and Gary a few feet behind; a woman steps out of an office and into the hallway, walking behind Jackie as she skips.
Me and Gary crack up quietly and then burst out laughing: Jackie!
Jackie turns and sees the woman, who just smiles, and walks away.
Vix, Gary, and Jackie go into a group hug and Vix grabs Gary's ass AS SOON AS GARY SAYS: Jesus loves me!
Kara: Oh yes, with Erik and Clopin teaching my baby about daggers and nooses...he'll be the first one searched in pre-school!
Me after getting highlights re-done: Well looks like the highlight of my day was getting my highlights done...Pun intended
Jackie: talking to mom I'll be in the DVD section of HEB looking at Sweeney Todd, hint hint. Yeah, the big HEB DVD section, hint hint. Okay, see you at the DVD section where Sweeney Todd is, hint hint. Hangs up
Me: You think she gets the hint that you want her to buy the movie?
Jackie: Probably not.
Me and Jackie are walking across the street to the store near school after it ends
Me: I wonder why my mom hasn't calle- HOLY SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BUS!
At New Years Eve Party
All trying to watch Hannibal
Kat eats apple with Peanut Butter
Gary: Hey Kat, give me some PB on my apple!
Daniel Jamacin accent: PB me man!
Me hugs Daniel on the day I go fly to London & pulls out a small bag of PB, pulls away and slaps him with it
Me: I JUST PBED YOU MAN!
Daniel: Aw, man! Come on! wipes it on his shirt
An hour later, I go up to him walking to 2nd period
Me: sniffs him...You smell like PB
Daniel: I wonder why!
Jackie steals a sign from house on street going to church
Me: What's it say?
Jackie reads it: "Do Not Block Mailbox."
Gets to church
Jackie walks around holding up sign like protest: Do not block the mailbox, yeah!
Me & Gary laugh our asses off
I try getting in the back of the topless/doorless Jeep where Daniel is, his dad driving down the road. I stepped into the backseat but Daniel leans on my leg, making it hard for me to move at all. His dad hits the brakes, I grab what little roof is left, trying to get to the back and, when his dad slams the brakes again, I fly into the mirror, breaking it
Daniel lays on the backseat; Mom stops at a Stop sign
Me and mom look at each other, then in the backseat to see Daniel on the floor of the car
Daniel: Probably not one of my best ideas.
Daniel: Hey Lil, can you make up a poem that I can give to Peyton?
Daniel: I lost a bet. If the people playing soccer lost their shoes 14 times, I’d have to make him a poem. If it was 15, then he has to make me a poem. Shoes went flying as they played in PE…14 times exactly counted!
Me goes to Peyton and hangs on him
Me: Peyton, this is from Daniel; Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daniel sucks cock and so do you!
Peyton: I said a poem about me! Not how awesome we are, Daniel!
Vix: Hey Kat, I’m gonna throw a roll of pennies at you, okay?
Kat reads her book: Sure.
Kat: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Vix: I warned you!
Me, Vix, Hannah and Kat climb a tall deer blind; Hannah talks to her mom on the phone
Me: Whoa, we’re high…we’re floating in mid air! Looks down a good few feet
Hannah’s mom on the phone:…Is she high?
Kat stuffs herself with chocolate
Me and Daniel decide to mess with a jewelry person, my arm looped around his
Me: Honey, look a wedding ring!
Daniel: Ahem looks away
Me: whine But honey, you promised!
Daniel dances in Victoria’s Secrets to music
Manager comes up to him
Manager: You could get a job here; stand in the window and dance.
Me goes into a bride gown shop and claim to be Arabic, looking for a wedding dress for her arranged marriage
Me: My name is Shananabu and I am looking for a revealing yet modest gown that says I-am-doing-this-againest-my-will.
Spends half an hour designing the gown on a computer
Friend Madi comes in
Madi: Your father is looking for you! Come quick, or else you’ll be lashed!
5 minutes later, Daniel wearing a fake mustache comes in, white as hell, pretending to be from the Middle East
Daniel: Have you seen my daughter Shananananabu?
Daniel and I are in Claire’s, a pink shop but we wear all black
Daniel with high gay voice: Let’s go; there’s a pair of panties at Victoria’s Secrets with my name written ALL over them!
Me: You, my Asian Ho! Don’t talk back to your Pimpette, I have your green pink card!
Vix: Yes Pimpette.
Maine: Ew I just had an image of you and your cousin…
Me after five minutes of being lost, finally gets it:…EW YOU SICK FREAK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? laughing
Me: Kat, you notice you have not only a fetish for dog tags, soldiers or tails…but for Michaels too?
Me: Your friend boyfriend/love is named Michael AKA Mikey (Mickey for me). Your second boyfriend is named Michael AKA…My Michael. Your current boyfriend is named Michael AKA Sasuage/Mike. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
(Five minutes later)
Me:...Mike's dad is named Michael, my pastor is named Michael...the guy I befriended in London is named Jon Michael, Jackie's brother is named Michael, Jackie's mom's ex is named Michael...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL THESE MICHAELS?! AHHH!!
Me: Why were you late?
Kat: Ma’s van wouldn’t start so we tried to jumpstart it with a tractor.
Me, burst out laughing: You damn redneck!
Kat: Hey, it worked! And I’m a hick!
Me: Carmel pudding
Kat:...Okay, so I made out in it...Your point?
Me:...How much did the company sue you for poisoning their pudding?
Kat comes to school wearing a PPL1 mask (purple pineapple mask)
I walk into locker room, seeing Vix changed into work out clothes.
Me: Vix, no one else is changing. Change back, we have a sub.
Leaves and hears sub say we need to change out, so I come back inside, seeing Vix dressed normally
Me: Vix, don’t change! late
Vix: WHAT THE FUCKIGN HELL MAN?! changes into work out clothes, pissed
Danny on cell phone: You passed up mine.
Me: Did you just say ‘Your ass is mine?!’
Vix: No, he said ‘You know I’m bi!’
Danny on cell phone: Don’t touch my boots.
Vix: Did you just say ‘Don’t touch my boobs?!’
Me, recording my walk to the London Bridge, turning to capture Jon on camera
Me: This is us going towards the bridge…there’s Pepe our tour guide. There’s Madi. turns, not paying attention to stairs There’s Jon, my new- AH! stumbles off the stairs, laughing, pointing camera at stairs Those are the stairs I tripped off of!
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