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Joined 06-11-07, id: 1298105, Profile Updated: 07-31-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Tales of the Abyss, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

I haven't updated this dratted thing in about three years or so. But these are things I still like from back when I was a stupid, obnoxious fangirl. Now I'm a mature, intelligent, and well-written fangirl. Although I still only ship yaoi...

I'm lazy, so I'll just slap a disclaimer here. I own no rights to anything in any of the stories I have written for, including, but not limited to, the characters, settings, and plot borrowed from their original authors.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Shizuo's Bow Tie by CircusRunaway reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
One for the Band by Falaphesian reviews
Now complete! Sora would probably do anything Riku asked of him. But when his friend wants him to try out for the school's color guard, well, that's pushing things a little far. RikuSora and LeonCloud..eventually.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,105 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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Pranks reviews
Taniguchi ropes Kyon into helping him pull a prank on Koizumi. However, this particular prank wasn't so well planned out... Itsukyon, notice the rating
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
In Which Rin is Confused reviews
Not that that's anything unusual. Bon tries to be subtle. Rin is dense. BonxRin, rated for language.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
Denial is a Translucent Curtain reviews
Asch/Luke. A year after their return, the fon Fabre boys still don’t get along. “I say they’re in denial.” “You may be right, Master Gailardia, but they might kill you if you say that to their faces.”
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Asch, Luke
Shower Together reviews
Temari's evilness sparks a little more than brotherly love between her siblings. "My brothers are such FREAKS!" Yaoi sandcest warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete