Author has written 3 stories for Marvel, Hellboy, and xxxHOLiC.
Age: A lady never tells...
Gender: As you can tell by the earlier comment, but for those who didn't catch on, I'm a girl.
Likes: Bleach, Price of Tennis, Batman, Spiderman, Supernatural, Eragon, Twilight series, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Jane Austin, Tennis, Games, Sunflower Seeds (My new vice), Playing guitar, Etcetera Etcetera Etcetera.
Dislikes: Little brother, Preps, People who like to bitch about every little thing, Those who like to cop an attitude with me (Little brother), People who don't think they have time for others feelings, Pain in general (scrapes, cuts, bruises, surgery; espically if they didn't put you under enough, to where you felt every little poke and slice!!But enough about that.
Guys I think are Hot!
Anime: Ichigo Kurosaki, Grimmjow Jaggerjacks, Renji Abarai, Zero Kiryu, Kaname Kuran, Cain Hargreves, Sousuke Sagara, Kurz Webber.
Movies:Bruce Wayne, Malcom Renolds, Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, Peter Pevensie, Raphael, Caleb Danvers, Reid Garwin.
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight do you not understand? I mean, werewolves are bad-ass. We haven't seen one since we were kids!
Sam: Ok, Sparky! And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
The guys debate the plan of action regarding Madison and the monster.
Sam: OK. You go, I'll stay.
Dean: Forget that. You go after the creepy ex. I'm going to hang here with the hot chick.
Sam: Dude, why do you always get to hang out with the girls?
Dean: Because I'm older.
Sam: No. Screw that. We settle this the old-fashioned way.
They put on their game faces and do a quick round of Rock Paper Scissors. Sam chooses rock, Dean chooses scissors.
Sam: gloating Dean, always with the scissors!
Dean: Shut up! Shut up. Two out of three.
They do it again – and again, Sam chooses rock, Dean scissors.
Sam: mockingly solicitous Bundle up out there, all right?
Movie: The Covenant
Reid Garwin: Harry Potter can kiss my ass.
Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.
Reid Garwin: when teacher says Stephen King Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.
Reid Garwin: seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: slapping down a twenty Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: slapping down a twenty Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.
Pogue Parry: a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties. Pogue walks off with the money, smirking, and hands it to the bartender Keep the change, man.
Tyler Sims: So, what did the Provost want?
Caleb Danvers: Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.
Reid Garwin: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue Parry: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.
Movie: 27 dresses
Jane: I never do anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, you kept repeating that over and over last night - I never do anything like this... I never do anything like this... I never do anything like this...
Kevin: Jane, can I have 50?
Kevin: Jane, can I have 50?
Kevin: takes hand lovingly Jane, I REALLY need 50, can i have the 50?
Jane: hesitant ... No?
Kevin: laughing See? That was good!
grabs Jane's drink
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Tess: You won't share that information with me about him. You wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, I'm your sister.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: deadpan Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't know that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
ok, there is a story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.