Author has written 6 stories for Phantom of the Opera.
Hello, reader land (population 500,001)
Here's some basic info: Too late! I don't have any info! But I do like Erik. :)
My devart account: volitaire.deviantart.com
Likes: REPO! The Genetic Opera, Pavi, Batman, Joker, HarleyXJoker, music, cats, Erik, Phantom of the Opera, history
Dislikes: Lobsters, clowns (ewwwww), algebra, the bass cleft
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.-Baudelaire
"If geometry's taught me anything, it's that everything I do is wrong."-me
Put this in your profile if you thought that in the 2004 remake movie Raoul was played by a female for any period of time.
I HATE RAOUL, alias, THE FOP!
(Raoul lover: He's foptastic!)
Intersting and scary sidenote: I look exactly like the chic who plays Christine in the 1962 version of poto! iT'S REALLY scary, escpecially since I was watching it at night. Alone. In the d-d-dark!
An insight on the penname: I decided that I wanted to use a historical writer's name for my penname. But then I realized that would involve me doing research, so I just typed Volitaire. If anyone knows what that means, let me know. Please! Oh, and, the official spelling of my name will now be: Volitaire. Not Volitire, Volitare, or Erik the phantom.
Age: Pff, I dunno...(eats cod)
Gender: See above
Status: See above.
Favorite phantom: Gerik for his looks, Michael for his shyness, Chaney for his creepiness, and Paul Mcartney for his not-being-the-phantom-ness. Also, Charles Dance, because he's realllly funny:
Carlotta: (Wailing or singing annoyingly.)
Erik: (looks around) This place really is haunted!
Catch phrase: Ideas are like flowers: don't eat the green ones.
Don't eat the peanut butter fish.
I'm as sure as rain on a day weather forecasters predict a zero percent chance of rain.
"Finally, I can pursue my life long dream: hunting congress-people for sport!"-Me
"Life's too short to sue Andrew Lloyd Webber."- Roger Waters
"As long as you stay away from the brownie, we won't have problems."-Me, talking to my cat, Simba. O.O
"I'd like to thank that little guy in my laptop who reads the security number on the login screen. We did it, Baby!-Me
"Hell has a name. And that name is Science class."-Me, before exams.
"Look! My auxilarry pencil isn't sharpened! NOOOO!"-Me, before ANOTHER important test. My emergency pencil was that little pencil that comes with compasses in math.
My friend from camp, to me as I walk into the TV room: Hiya! We're watching the pirates of pigs pants!
Counselor: Stop saying that! It's PENZANCE!
Me: (crying) I have lots of homework, I have biology tommorow, and my saxaphone's a half step flat!
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The "ex" makes it sound cool!"-Bender, but I can sooo see Erik saying this.
(shouting)"Why won't you be art?"-Homer, The Simpsons
"How am I supposed to hallucinate with all these swirling colors distracting me?"-Lisa, The Simpsons
"Quick! Flee! Flee like you’ve never flung before!”- from my story Revenge of those FAQ's.
After my brother won't stop annoying me:
"I'm going back to my room now to watch Cops and the Phantom of the opera simultaneously"
"Here, kitty kitty..."- My parrots, Christopher( his name WAS Lucifer, dead serious) and Edgar (who happens to be, as we recently found out, a girl.)
"Violence is not the answer. It's the question. And the answer is yes."- My freind, Flipper, AKA Pink and Black. (Not seriously)
"Maybe if I don't look at this grade, it won't exist."-Me
My consientous friend: Uh, aren't we a little young to be drooling over guys? Me and my other four friends: STARE
"The moral is... never mind, I'm getting me a sandwich."-Me
"Latin is a language as dead as can be:
first it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me!-Anonyomous (Whoever it is, they should get a Nobel prize!)Actually, my friends mom introduced us to this poem thing.
If you cried when Larten Crepsley died in the Cirque du Freak series, copy this into your profile.
If you inwardly cringe every time someone spells something with a Ph instead of an f, copy this.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious place, i.e. in public or at a family dinner, about something stupid,i.e. a napkin pattern, copy this.
If you have ever absentmindedly drawn all over an exam or test, copy this.
If you hate Lord Ambrose dumbass -I mean, arsey, I mean, D'arcy, from the 1962 version of PotO, copy this! Like, he reallly annoyed the hell out of me! Gosh...
If you were mocking the above character throughout the entire movie, copy this. (Nananan, I'm lord wierdo and I'm a weiner! Blahblah) (I'm sooooo petty)
Hell, if you were mocking him even when he was't saying anything or even on the screen, copy this.
If you burst out laughing when David Staller said "Opera HOuse" in Falstein's play, copy this.
If you're STILL laughing about above part, copy this.